Pete Davidson has been masturbating a lot since rehab

Pete Davidson got himself off drugs in rehab, and now he’s getting himself off in general.

“I’ve been masturbating. I’m doing that a lot,” the “Saturday Night Live” star, 23, dished on his new post-rehab pastime during “Weekend Update” on Saturday.

“I was on drugs for the last eight years, so now I have to get all the bad kids out … there’s a bunch of dummies in there,” he deadpanned. “If I had a kid right now, it’d come out with a snapback and a neck tattoo.”

Davidson, who revealed in March that he’s sober after eight years, gave some details about his rehabilitation.

“Never pick the rehab that you want to go to when you’re high, ’cause that’s what I did. I just googled rehab and clicked the first place that popped up, and what caught my eye about this one was their main attraction was horse therapy,” he cracked. “I’m not 100 percent sure [what horse therapy is], but I think it’s like when you pet horses and you look at them and you heal through their horsiness, and you pet them and you look them in the eye and you’re like ‘You’re trapped. I’m trapped. We’ll get through this.'”

He continued, “The first day I got to rehab, guess who’s allergic to horses? That’s how poor I was growing up, I never even met a horse. I remember doing that allergy test when they test you for dogs, cats, grass and all that — I remember the doctor specifically asked my mom, ‘Should he be tested for horses?’ And she was like, ‘Nah, he’ll never see one … we’re more of a Six Flags-type family.'”

“Do not go to a rehab that has horse therapy,” he reiterated, adding, “If you do, it’ll cost you 40 grand … to pet a horse. You could have sex with a person for, like, 50 bucks,” he griped. “I should have banged that horse.”