Leah McSweeney describes a lusty hookup with a mystery man in a new short story for X-rated site YouPorn.
The steamy tale, “COVID Head,” tells of a wildly wealthy 36-year-old businesswoman feeling disappointed by men who are left “insecure and intimidated by her success, beauty and confidence.” Meanwhile, she “yearns to be dominated. Not with whips and chains but in a much more powerful and seductive way.”
During the COVID-19 lockdown, the woman begins a long-distance romance with a “very well-known music executive” even though they’re stuck on opposite coasts.
He sends her love poems and gifts from Hermès, while she leaves him steamy voice messages.
Most of the action describes the first time they meet in person, but that part is far too risqué for a family newspaper.
McSweeney’s co-authors include an almost absurdly eclectic mix of women and LGBTQ figures. Among them is an AI robot, Jedy Vales, YouPorn’s “virtual ambassador” whose contribution is named “Computer-generated erotica #1.”
The site’s new collection of erotic stories promises to answer questions like: Have you ever wondered how publishing icon Judith Regan would describe an orgy? Ever pondered what might make a literary robot write, “I’m sorry I’m so gay”? Or considered what comic Lea DeLaria’s private parts might say if they could speak?
McSweeney’s story, though, is not exactly an unexpected direction for the Bravolebrity. After all, she told Page Six Style in December that vibrators make the best stocking stuffers for Christmas: “They’re designed beautifully, they have different designs for each person’s aesthetic, and who doesn’t love a vibrator?”