George Santos called us ‘sad’ and ‘thirsty’ last time we asked him about joining OnlyFans – then he joined the site
Would you believe it? Lying ex-pol George Santos even lied to Page Six about starting an OnlyFans page!
In May, the disgraced ex-lawmaker joked in a podcast interview that folks could find out about his private life by checking out his OnlyFans page when it launched.
It wasn’t clear if he was kidding — so we asked him at the time if he really planned to start an account on the racy site.
But Santos shuddered at the mere suggestion he’d ever deign to join OnlyFans — and even threatened to sue us if we reported it!
Said Santos: “Have you no ability to sense humor and sarcasm? Please tell me if you really think I’m going to go do porn on OnlyFans — serious question.”
He then slammed The Post, saying, “Geez the NY Post is a thirsty sad tabloid!” before adding, “Write that headline and I assure you I’ll sue you guys for libel and defamation at this point.”
Page Six replied, “George, as you are perhaps aware, humor and sarcasm aren’t the only reasons to doubt that what you say is in earnest. It is wise to double check, don’t you think? In point of fact, [we] didn’t suggest you were going to do porn on OnlyFans.”
We added for good measure: “Still, to answer your question: [We] have no reason to doubt that you will do porn on OnlyFans, except perhaps a vague grasp of Smithian market forces.”
Santos fired back: “Let’s do this . . . you go write your fable and have fun. I’ll watch from afar as you dig deep into your wildest dreams and imagination of what you think I’m doing with my life.”
To which we replied: “Surely even you recognize the absurdity of you accusing [us] of making up fables. It’ll be difficult for you to grasp, [we] imagine, but we actually don’t find stories to be valuable if they’re not true — which is why [we] asked you in the first place.”
On Thursday, Santos said he’s starting an OnlyFans page.
He made it clear the OnlyFans account does not have adults-only content.
“The moment you’ve all been waiting for!” Santos claimed on X of his page, which costs $29.99 a month.
