Notes From the Upper West Side

Paul encounters an intruder who seems to have an unusual relationship with Fonda.

Bang wants to know what Paul did to Cammy. Fonda gets the impression Paul's wife is the boss.

Bang asks Paul for details about his excuse. Paul resents insinuations about Junior.

Paul goes with the Junior-emergency excuse. Bang is the earlier bird.

Paul sees a way out, and this way out centers on affairs in Junior world.

Paul encounters Jeff at the Mermaid, and plays Show Me the Tummy with the boys.

Paul freaks out and goes home. Junior is focused on her Schmuckbook page.

Paul encounters Jonno and a cinder block. Carry Edwarski scores one against the dragon.

Paul mopes off to his shift at the Irish Tavern, with no drugs to keep him from introspecting.

Paul gets a MiraTrim with his photo on it. Bang discovers the humor in Paul's photo

Paul remembers his adventures and triumphs while running out to the drugstore. — Where he discovers another personal triumph.

Cammy snarks at Paul while mixing One For the Road. Paul gives Cammy some performance advice.

Paul battles his own brain to be decent to Cammy. Cammy doesn't return the gesture.

Paul reunites with Roz. Captain Think loses track of Paul's complicated history with Cynthia.

Paul goes back to Whispers On Sixth. Cammy is cordial.

Paul snaps at Parp. Junior thinks One For the Road is... interesting.

Paul pays up... sort of. Junior has to complete a project for the Newbie School.

Bobby and Fonda make an abrupt exit. Paul and Bang exchange Parp stories.

Paul finds himself fixated on Fonda. Bobby proposes an alternative theory for the normal male curiosity..

Paul explains the natural male curiosity. Bang is a little scandalized.

Bang tells Paul the legend of One for the Road's origin. Paul comes up with a new idea.

Paul discovers One for the Road is the real deal.

Whispers reveals Bangalore Springfield's real name. Paul and Whispers make a deal.

Paul offers to help out.  Whispers tells Paul to pay up.

Paul sees a D-List celebrity at Whispers On Sixth.  Mondi McDade gets the promotional ball rolling for One For the Road.

Junior decides to get back to the normal, marital activities.  Paul gets ready to use Whispers On Sixth as his next beachhead.

Paul's mom gets some help from the landmark geeks.  The newspapers take sides in the Buzzers Affair.

Paul finds out what Junior is studying at the Newbie School.  Captain Think has a Cesar Romero laugh.

Parp tells Paul how he can bump into Cynthia again.  Junior buys blouses that could be part bustier.

Paul burns his last bridge to Cammy and her theatre.  Parp is skeptical that women can be attracted to Paul.

Cammy recommends Paul for the part of Gerard.  Winthorp thinks 'Little Round Jewish Hat' is hate speech.

Cammy reaches out.   Paul can't remember an appropriate word.

Paul wants to know how Junior can be so evil.  Jessica thinks Junior may see herself as the injured party.

Junior is extra cruel.  Paul vows to get his revenge.

Paul enjoys a lint-free skull, and checks Junior's photos on social media.

Paul deals with the downside of therapy.  Jessica asks Paul to consider taking radical action.

Paul compares himself to a paunchy Narcissus.  Jessica isn't sure the problem is Parp.

Paul burns another bridge.  Kurt tells Paul how bad things are at the hotel.

Paul meets Fern at the Commodore.  Fern tells Paul he doesn't need other women.

Mike tells Paul about his new job.  Paul weighs alternatives.

Paul decides Parp is his bete noire, and dodges Teresa when she starts feeding him Jesus.

Paul decides he is a modern Minute Man.  

Paul confesses a suspicion.  Cammy slams the door to the vault.

Paul makes Cammy remove her lipstick.  Cammy has the slapped-in-the-mouth look.

Paul explains the complications of having a libido and talking in one's sleep.  Cammy does a really great I'm-busted look.