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On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. We all remember Ovaries on a Plane, and Heather is back on the same VA flight but this time to see Taylor Swift in London. She has not received her seat assignment so fingers crossed she gets a different seat than the last time. She takes voicemails from listeners who have been locked up in Portugal and others who are getting messages from their ex’s dog’s instagram, but it is one question that strikes Heather and brings up fond memories of her Dad, and her queen Joan Rivers.




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On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a few weeks away in New York and LA. After receiving some unexpected news, she is determined to take on the rest of the year as well as some voicemails from y’all! 




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On this bonus episode, Heather has some special guests in the studio! Cody Rigsby (beloved Peloton instructor) and Andrew Chappelle (Broadway baby) have started their own podcast, Tactful Pettiness and they are here on Absolutely Not to chat with Heather about the rules of Fire Island, their rise in careers and, of course, how to be a petty yet respectful queen!




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On this episode, Heather welcomes Saoirse-Monica Jackson to the pod! Heather geeks out on Saoirse rise to fame on Derry Girls and her upcoming limited series on Netflix, The Decameron.  




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On this episode, Heather recounts recents events down here in Atlanta. She fleshes out a new business idea after Jeff took too long to smoke some ribs, gets disrupted by Robin due to a looming thunderstorm and texts the GA law lady for some drug intel after one of your voicemails leaves her with some questions. 




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On this episode, Heather has a very special guest in the studio- her mom, Robin! After a weekend in Florida, Robin has come back with who she thinks is a new beau, but after a quick google search by Heather she realizes Robin may be the one that has been SCHAMMED. A great reminder to all of you with single parents to check that they too are not sending money to a prince in foreign country. 




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