An employee has confirmed the existence of the McDonald's secret menu in the UK, and so if you've ever wondered how to make a happy meal ten times happier? Add a ton of delicious secret menu items, shrouded in mystery, intrigue, and meat.
During a Reddit AMA, the manager of a McDonald's in Glasgow blew the collective minds of the internet and sent us all running to the nearest Maccies.
He revealed, "You can order from the 'Secret Menu'. Just like with any of our sandwiches, you can add, remove or change ingredients by special request. These are called 'grill orders' (ie Big Mac no pickle).
"The items on the 'Secret Menu' weren't invented by anyone officially at McDonald's, it's just a random person's guide to burgers you could potentially 'hack' at McDonald's."
And with the spirit of food hacking in mind, here are the magical items you can most definitely order at McDonalds, from the magnificent #HackTheMenu. Maybe don't look at this if you're hungry.
The McGangBang
One of the most famous secret menu items, appaz, the filthily named McGangBang is a McChicken Sandwich, placed directly inside a McDouble, "buns and all". Lordy.
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
All the proteins you could want on a burger: You order a Big Mac, a Filet-O-Fish, and a McChicken all at once. Then you put the McChicken and Filet-O-Fish patties inside the Big Mac along with however many buns you want. Eat with courage, and the pride in a meal well done.
The Mc10:35
Only for the most intrepid pursuers of secret fast food goodness. Only available in the brief window of time when both breakfast and lunch items are available, the Mc10:35 is the heavenly combination of the two McDouble patties and cheese placed inside an Egg McMuffin. Because why the eff not.
The Grilled Cheese
Do we fully understand what would possess someone to prefer a plain bun with cheese, rather than a full on burger? No. But hey, it's cheap, simple, and good for any vegetarians who for some reason are not a fan of the veggie burgers. Just make sure to ask for it to be grilled, so you don't just end up with a cold bun and some sad, ungrilled cheese.
The McDonald's Big McChicken
SHEER MADNESS. Ask for the Big McChicken, and either replace your buns with chicken selects, or layer them inside the buns. The more chicken the better, essentially. If you're into that kind of thing.
The Monster Mac
If you see food as a challenge, to be won at all costs, go for the Monster Mac. It's the Big Mac, with 8 beef patties. As you do.
The Neapolitan Shake
A swirl of the strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla milkshakes. Childhood in a cup. Pure joy.
The Pie McFlurry
On an absolute mad one, you king of fast food related banter? Why don't you go ahead and get a pie blended into your McFlurry, you bloody legend, you.
You can see even more glorious secret McDonald's possibilities over on HackTheMenu. Now be free, creators of ridiculous burgers, go, frolick, eat to your heart's content.
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