Free Giant Oatly Carton @ Globe Life Field. Yes … Really.

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Looking to unload an 18-foot-tall mostly aluminum structure that Swedish oatmilk makers thought would be “so cool” to build and stick at the Texas Rangers’ stadium overlooking center field without thinking—like even for a second—how to one day get it out of there.

Carton is in good condition. Comes “AS IS” and in one piece. ***Contains no oatmilk.***

Multipurpose structure. Can be used as:

Moderately successful marketing prop at sporting event
Something to tell the kids to keep off of
Giant, decorative oatmilk carton (obviously)
Windowless she shed with super high ceilings
Party boat. Just kidding … will not float. Do not attempt.
Place to hide from the world

As already mentioned, this Oatly carton is enormous. We mean that. It will not fit into an Uber XL or standard pickup truck. And if you show up in a Tesla and say, “Don’t worry, it’ll fit,” we will be forced to call security.

Once we’re convinced you actually want this thing—and we may need a little convincing—you’ll have to make plans to haul it from Globe Life Field in Arlington soon after the Rangers’ final playoff game or … World Series win! Bring tools, several friends, and a really, really (really) big mode of transportation and let’s see how things go. If we’re up for it, we’ll lend a hand.

***Local pickup only for those living in DFW.***

Height: 18 ft 4.5 in Width: 7 sq ft Access Door: 3 ft x 2 ft
Materials: Steel, Aluminum, Vinyl Weight: 1,100 lbs

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