Melody Heald
Melody Heald is a culture writer. Her work can be found in Glitter Magazine, BUST Magazine, and more.
‘I had no idea.’
On Jul 13, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘Who the heck has leftover beer??’
On Jul 12, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘In his defense…you pulled up to his crib.’
On Jul 11, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘It’s probably your toothpaste.’
‘Probably bc ppl steal the bathtubs.’
On Jul 8, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘I’m so over it.’
On Jul 7, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘I hate it, but it’s literally my job.’
‘Send help.’
On Jul 5, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘We would know!’
On Jul 4, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘They’re literally bringing two to three boxes per customer.’
‘Send this to corporate’
On Jul 3, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘It will be EXPENSIVE.’
‘You can do this on your own.’
‘I’ve never understood why stores throw away perfectly good stuff.’
On Jul 1, 2024 by Melody Heald
‘If they would make it not look like a minivan in the front they would sell so many.’
On Jun 30, 2024 by Melody Heald