Chicago Tribune

Go ahead, call me names; I can take it

I am a liar.

I am a loser.

I am pathetic, smug and dumb.

I am a seriously delusional individual who should kill himself.

I am an (expletive).

I am a pig who probably thinks he's smarter than everyone else. I am the problem plaguing America.

I am fake news.

I should stick to fluff, as my pathetic attempts at political satire are not funny and continue to prove that I

You’re reading a preview, subscribe to read more.

More from Chicago Tribune

Chicago Tribune4 min read
Editorial: Trump And Harris Talk A Lot About The Economy, But Their Plans Don’t Address Our Actual Problems
Donald Trump has proposed across-the-board tariffs on goods made abroad and sold in America, as well as substantial corporate tax cuts. Kamala Harris has proposed tax increases on corporations and the wealthy and a tougher federal response to what sh
Chicago Tribune4 min read
Paul Sullivan: A September To Remember — Or Completely Forget — Looms For The Chicago Cubs And White Sox
It’s a tough time to be a fan of the Chicago Cubs or White Sox, a couple of teams that have tried our patience all season long. For different reasons, they seem intent on doing likewise in the final month of the regular season. The Cubs refuse to lay
Chicago Tribune7 min read
Chicago Faces Nearly $1 Billion Budget Gap In 2025: ‘There Are Sacrifices That Will Be Made’
CHICAGO — Chicago is staring down a $982.4 million shortfall next year, Mayor Brandon Johnson’s administration projected Wednesday in a grim preview of the upcoming budget season. During a briefing with reporters, the mayor’s budget office presented

Related Books & Audiobooks