'But he's naked!'
by Leonard Pitts Jr., Tribune Content Agency
Nov 20, 2019
2 minutes
The following rewrite of one of Hans Christian Andersen's best loved tales is presented with apologies to the author, who did nothing to deserve it:
So off went the Emperor under his splendid canopy. Everyone in the streets and the windows said, 'Oh, how fine are the Emperor's new clothes! Don't they fit him to perfection? And see his long train!' Nobody
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