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LAUGH A LITTLE

SWEET TEMPTATION

A customer in a bakery is observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.

When a clerk approaches him and asks, “What would you like?” he answers, “I’d like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jam-filled doughnut, that chocolate croissant, that strawberry cupcake and that cheese Danish.”

Then with a sigh he adds, “But please give me an oat-bran muffin.”

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