LAUGH A LITTLE
Apr 24, 2020
3 minutes
SWEET TEMPTATION
A customer in a bakery is observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.
When a clerk approaches him and asks, “What would you like?” he answers, “I’d like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jam-filled doughnut, that chocolate croissant, that strawberry cupcake and that cheese Danish.”
Then with a sigh he adds, “But please give me an oat-bran muffin.”
FIRST TIME
An Irishman is out at a bar, celebrating the weekend with a friend. At the
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