Roger's PROFANISAURUS
air corridor n. The back passage or VIP entrance.
Amsterdam roulette n. A glory-hole-based game of chance where everyone loses.
arse-souls n. Nebulous, noisome wraiths that glide from the jacksie, often accompanied by groans, moans, and the rattling of chains. And a fucking ronk.
ATC 1. abbrev. Air Training Corps: the RAF’s youth wing. 2. abbrev. Air Traffic Control. 3. abbrev. All To Cock; When any situation is irrevocably fucked up. ‘Is is fair to say, Prime Minister, that your plans for the economy are ATC?’ ‘You’ve hit the nail on the head there, Peston, right on the fucking head.’
barseley 1. n. prop. Small town in South Yorkshire. 2. n. A perinaceous herb known for its powerful aroma; taint hair on the garden bridge.
breathwork 1. n. Relaxation method recommended for anxious people, taught at an evening course down the local library. 2. n. The odd-butsoothing way that a rude lady will periodically disengage from horatio to blow softly on her chap’s clockweights; a technique probably taught in an evening course down the local library.
Bristol buckshot n. An amount of Harry Monk hitting the back of the throat with the same force and power as a shotgun blast.
How a gentleman spends his evening; an arguably less classy version of “Netflix
