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ALL THE SAME

Little Johnny is eager to help when his parents entertain several dinner guests.

When the dinner is nearly over, Little Johnny goes to the kitchen and starts serving the dessert. He proudly carries in a piece of milk tart, giving it to his father, who passes it to a guest.

Little Johnny comes in with the second piece of tart and gives it to his father, who again gives it to a guest. This is too much for Little Johnny, who says, “It’s no use, Dad, the pieces are all the same size.”

WASTE NOT

An engineer who’s busy with railroad construction in Central America explains to one of the