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CLASS ACT
A scruffy-looking guy walks into a classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you can afford it.”
The guy admits, “You’re right. I can’t, but if I show you something you’ve never seen before, will you serve me then?”
The waitress, both curious and compassionate, says, “Only if it’s not X-rated.”
“Deal!” the guy says.
He reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster.
The hamster runs across the room, directly to a piano. It climbs up the piano, and starts playing Elton John songs.
The waitress says, “You’re right. I’ve never seen that before.”
The guy gets
