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GAG OF THE MONTH

SUPER CAR

A MAN put his $400,000 Lamborghini up for sale. A few days later he got a call from a bloke and they met up.

The prospective buyer offered to exchange his old jalopy of a car, which would have been worth no more than $500, for the Lamborghini.

“Are you out of your mind?” the seller cried. “This car costs $400K

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