![f038-01](https://article-imgs.scribdassets.com/fsuj51gg0ad7olk/images/file4JHCE05T.jpg)
Jem Clarke is in his very, very early fifties, is five foot zero inches tall and has never left the family home in Cleethorpes, which he still shares with his parents…
Since we got a TV for the kitchen, Mother has found more programmes to hate.
She currently hates the BBC News Channel’s : ‘Look at her grinning ear to ear, going to abseil down something in Marrakesh on