BACK IN September 2021, the world of TV current affairs reeled in shock when broadcasting icon ANDREW NEIL quit GB News just 3 months after the station’s launch.
The big-boned current affairs titan had presented just EIGHT shows on the fledgling channel.
A lone beacon of common sense among the otherwise unconditionally Marxist mainstream media, GB News was – and still is – the greatest current affairs station of all time, employing such intellectual titans as NIGEL FARAGE, EAMONN HOLMES and DAN WOOTTON. So why on Earth would Neil want to leave?
All manner of explanations have been offered up by the Trotskyite mainstream media – from “creative differences” to “scheduling conflicts” – but one unemployed Clacton-on-Sea man is confident he knows the truth… The GB News studios are HAUNTED!
“That’s right, they are,” says 62-year-old former schoolboy LUDLAM TRENCHFOOT. “I know for a fact that Neil left because he couldn’t stand one more day having the willies put up him by them otherworldly spooks.”
“I seen it with my own eyes.”
Thrice-divorced Trenchfoot claims to have witnessed all manner of ghouls and poltergeists plaguing the GB News studios during his tenure there as a freelance drain cleaner and unblocker.
And, as if being bedevilled by spirits from the great beyond wasn’t bad enough, he insists that every spirit infesting the channel is the ghost of a
