On more than one occasion, while sitting around a campfire or philosophizing over a beer, Aaron Opsteen and I have pondered, “How have we lived this long when we’re this dumb?” Surely, by now, given the stupid things we do, we should have been long since weeded out of the gene pool.
It would seem the day God handed out common sense, “Opie” and I were probably giggling at some fart joke, showing each other funny Facebook memes or trying to come up with a burn so ruthless it would forever silence the other guy. You ever see “Dumb and Dumber”? Stick Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the woods and that’s us.
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