CLOSE ENCOUNTER
TWO blondes are walking along on a beautiful night in Sydney. One looks up at the splendid full moon, pondering. After a few moments, she asks her friend, “Which is closer: the moon or Hobart?”
The other blonde responds, “Duh! Can you see Hobart from here?”
Bim Bowe, email
CALL OF NATURE
A NUN urgently needed to go to the toilet, so she went to a local bar. It was very noisy there, but when the visitors saw the nun, dead silence reigned. The
