anyway the wind blows 1. phr. The final lyric in Queen’s ubiquitous hit song Bohemian Rhapsody. 2. exclam. Something to say over the whooshing of a nice, gentle apple tart.
asking Edward Scissorhands for a wank, like sim. Describing an arguably sub-optimal choice of person to do a particular job. ‘You voted for Liz Truss to run the country? That’s like asking Edward Scissorhands for a wank.’
asstro-turf n. The matted foliage visible in a carpet fitter’s smile.
aswad 1. n. prop. 80s reggae group, featuring Brinsley Forde out of off of The Double Deckers. 2. n. A folded ream of lavatory tissue stuffed down the kegs in case of faecal accidents. Also manpon.
beer me out exclam. Plea issued whilst presenting an unconventional view in the pub, in the hope of being allowed a more open-minded reception than sober minds might offer. ‘I know it sounds a bit mad, but beer me out, lads. In some ways, Liz Truss was quite a good Prime Minister.’
begone foul beast! exclam. Something to declaim, Peter Cushing-style, after dropping a diabolical monster.
big gulp, the 1. euph. The Bob Monkhouse-style water level rise in the bog that precedes the dispatch of foulage. 2. n. Impressively large soft drink consumed by hyperactive American toddlers.
The aromatic liquid found The liquid off an unkempt lady’s
