The Critic Magazine

Woman About Town

2023 IS APPARENTLY THE YEAR of doing everything I was scared to do as a teenager. First the driving (which is going very nicely thank you), and now the most hated thing of all: I’ve got braces.

My first go-round with orthodontics came when I was 12, and ended with me feeling so traumatised that even at 41, I think I’ve cried at every appointment so far. Although given that those appointments included a double extraction followed by surgery to remove a snapped root, I think I’ll let myself off.

“Be brave,” said my very sweet orthodontist

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