The Oldie

I ran away to sea

My cruise-ship career started last century with a phone call which I thought was a scam.

I was known as the Indiana Jones of Scent after my career in the perfume business. The career has its advantages. If I didn’t come home smelling of perfume, my wife would shout, ‘Where the hell have you been?’

The man at the other end of the phone asked if I would like to give a 45-minute talk about perfumes on a

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