I have fallen in love twice. Once was with a woman, the other was with an object. Well, others said she was inanimate, but they were not on intimate terms like me.
I knew better. She combined the best attributes of supermodel and muscular female athlete. Sexy, but with a brutal, dangerous edge, she was as desirable as the hottest woman on the planet, and I rode her at every possible opportunity. “She” was a Yamaha TT 500 dirt bike and she was a man-killer.
