The Oldie

Adieu to the Cleethorpes Shangri-La

We live a street away from my town’s main avenue of shops.

It’s uncanny that as various retailers mirror the national trend and blink out of existence, so too do my parents’ various functioning body parts.

So this month I can report we have lost a butcher’s, a newsagent’s, some bowel control, significant hearing in Mother’s better ear and -

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