Livestock fired out of cannons, sponsorships with military drone manufacturers and Queen ElizaBET, and having their social media accounts hacked by Enya Fans 4 Communism – just a few of the zany goings-on at non-league club Streatham Rovers.
There’s never a dull moment following the South London club, who finished 11th in the Xtermin8 Rat Poison League last season