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    I'm Not Ready for This: Everybody Just Calm Down and Give Me a Minute
    I'm Not Ready for This: Everybody Just Calm Down and Give Me a Minute
    I'm Not Ready for This: Everybody Just Calm Down and Give Me a Minute
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    I'm Not Ready for This: Everybody Just Calm Down and Give Me a Minute

    Written by Anna Lind Thomas

    Narrated by Anna Lind Thomas

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    From popular humor writer and social media sensation Anna Lind Thomas comes the second book of charming and uproarious essays that capture our universal need for life to just slow down—we weren't ready for this!

    Anna Lind Thomas wants everyone to just calm down and give her a minute, okay? She's not ready for this! In fact, through her latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, she'll prove she's never been ready for anything in her life.

    Adult decisions, marriage, parenting, crow's feet, large pores, skinny jeans--you name it, she ain't ready for it! Don't even get her started on that one time she appeared on national TV in a blazer two sizes too small because she thought she'd lose twenty pounds before the shoot. Good grief, she just wasn't ready!

    I'm Not Ready for This will give you the encouragement you need to:

    • Embrace the unexpected aspects of life
    • Appreciate the incredible power of vulnerability
    • Let God push you forward, even if you feel like you're not ready 

    Through her signature wit, charm, and painful relatability, Anna reminds us that no one's truly ready for anything--so we might as well go for it and see what happens. She bets it'll be real good--or at the very least, real funny.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThomas Nelson
    Release dateMay 10, 2022
    ISBN9781400222087
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    Anna Lind Thomas

    Anna Lind Thomas is a humor writer and popular online personality who founded the funny site HaHas for HooHas. She spends her time writing for various media outlets and hosting her podcast, It's Not That Serious, which is consistently ranked in the Top 25 of the iTunes Family section. She holds a bachelors in advertising and a masters in communication studies and spent many years copywriting and creating campaigns in ad departments before having children. Her story about a fart went viral and catapulted her to fame (or infamy). Anna and her husband, Rob, live in Nebraska with their two young daughters, Lucy and Poppy, and an English Bulldog named Bruno. You can learn more at AnnaLindThomas.com.

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    • 5/5
      I thought Anna’s first book, “We’ll Laugh About This Someday”, was funny and a great read. I was not expecting to love the second book even more! I laughed so hard, because I can see myself in the same situations. Also cried along with her as the stress of being a mom, wife, daughter is taxing at times. I definitely recommend this book to anyone that is looking for someone relatable and real.