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    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
    Audiobook5 hours

    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages

    Written by Christopher D. Schmitz

    Narrated by Christopher D. Schmitz

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    About this audiobook

    Magic, Dragons, Celebrity LARPing…

    ...and a sack full of meth ferrets.


    Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel’s identity.


    What happens at renfest stays at renfest… except for the crabs and nipple piercings.


    Grab your chain-mail bikinis and roll for initiative.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTreeShaker Books
    Release dateDec 1, 2022
    ISBN9781669667704
    50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
    Author

    Christopher D. Schmitz

    Christopher D. Schmitz is author of both Sci-Fi/Fantasy Fiction and Nonfiction books and has been published in both traditional and independent outlets. If you've looked into indie writers of the upper midwest you may have heard his name whispered in dark alleys with an equal mix of respect and disdain. He has been featured on television broadcasts, podcasts, and runs a blog for indie authors... but you've still probably never heard of him.As an avid consumer of comic books, movies, cartoons, and books (especially sci-fi and fantasy) this child of the 80s basically lived out Stranger Things, but shadowy government agencies won't let him say more than that. He lives in rural Minnesota with his family where he drinks unsafe amounts of coffee; the caffeine shakes keeps the cold from killing them. In his off-time he plays haunted bagpipes in places of low repute, but that's a story for another time.He has a special offer for readers on the following link:https://www.subscribepage.com/p1o9c9(5 free ebooks!)

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