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From packing the right equipment to keeping enough gas in the tank to get home, every aspect of making a successful tour with a band is addressed in this comprehensive guide. More than 100 luminaries and leading organizations from the world of touringamong them Chris Connelly, Henry Rollins, the House of Blues, and the Vans Warped Tour, as well as club owners, tour managers, and even sex advisorsprovide handy insider know-how along with insight on mistakes commonly made by novice bands. Chapters address the nitty-gritty of touring, with instructions on how to secure venues and publicity, how to stay healthy on the road, and how to keep the budget in the black. Loaded with hundreds of years' worth of collective hands-on experience from those steeped in the music business, this is a must-have resource for creating an unforgettable tour.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5every band should own this book. each chapter is written by someone in the music biz. there are some great war stories and more importantly a true and honest guideline of what to do...and what not to do...to make it in the indie world of music.
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Tour:Smart - Martin Atkins
INDEX
INTRODUCTION
You should fail because your band is shit or because you don’t have the balls. You shouldn’t fail because of a lack of some basic advice and a bit of planning. Your music, your band, might be important to some people, very important to a few, mildly important to a few others, but it will never be more important to anyone than it is to you. Apply that principle to everything. It is ugly. It is difficult because there are so many things that need to be watched and nurtured. But at the end of the day, even if you are totally justified in blaming a bad agent who booked you in the wrong club or a slacker manager on a tour where the only thing blown was your cash, it is YOU, your band, and your music that is going to suffer the worst consequences.
So take responsibility for all of this NOW!
That’s a common thread that runs through this book. What better person than you to navigate the dangerous waters ahead, as you steer your unique vision through the shallow streams of compromise and the deep oceans of sell-out? This book will help you to avoid the wrecks of ambition, as you steer towards the constantly moving X
on the tissue paper treasure map. This book will help you know when a random collision of events is creating opportunity or danger, whether to go for it or blow your nose on it, crash on the rocks or grind them up and snort them. With the advent of MySpace you don’t have to do anything, but with over two million other bands on there, if you don’t start doing something, you will be invisible in that crowd, unheard, overlooked and, soon.....over.
The problem now is how to get attention in a sea of attention seekers. You have to reinforce whatever attention that you are getting. How do you get face time at the group therapy session? You’ve just got to set your hair on fire. That way, if the flames and screams don’t get people’s attention, the smell sure as fuck will. Indeed, it is touring, physically putting yourself in front of people and each tiny incremental move forward that will get you where you need to go. You are not trying to sell 10,000 CDs or 100,000 downloads—you are trying to individually sell one CD or one downloaded track, to thousands of different people, thousands of important times, one at a time. The method and the path aren’t complicated, but they are time and energy intensive. Do you want to build a cathedral that will stand for time everlasting, or an Acme Quick Church-in-a-Box?
This book contains a stained glass reflection of what it takes to tour successfully and make it—whatever that means. It is part basic knowledge, part math, part poetry, part alchemy, and part understanding of each and every one of the limitations placed upon you by terrain, physical distance, your bank account, head, heart, yourself, and your willingness to choose to ignore the things that stand in your way. In pulling all of this apart over the last 30 years, I reached a delightful conclusion: it’s still only the people who are prepared to risk that will be rewarded.
The enormity and quantity of the tasks at hand, the level to which some people will sink and lie and cheat and steal and apologize and do it all over again, will overwhelm you. YOU WILL CRY. But I guarantee you; it is better to be working at 4 am on the process of taking charge of your band’s future, than it is to be bouncing off the walls, wondering. Boxing Champion Jim Braddock said it very well, At least in the ring, I can see who I am fighting.
The things you pick up along the way, the understanding and insights you gain, will give you the life skills to create a better situation, as you continue to grow as an artist and as a person within any piece of this business, or this world, that you choose.
Sure, things are always in a state of flux: concert attendances are down, Miss America is arrested for underage drinking, astronauts diaper-drive across the country on a failed killing spree and the increasingly A.D.D. world is halfway between being entertained and hypnotized half of the time in a half-ass Frito-Lay-way. Clubs are closing. NASCAR is the next wrestling. Generation X(presso) is glued to its screens and everyone is a DJ or a film-maker. Fifteen minutes of fame has been replaced by a moment on MySpace and a killer night is now a kilobyte. Bloggers are influencing elections—the new top twenty! And the candidates are still out there shaking hands, kissing babies, and sexually harassing their staff.
Record stores are selling books, coffee, and product placement. Record labels, what’s that? The stakes are high, the same as they always were. Those obsessed with the spreadsheet forgot the columns for grooviness, reputation, and vibe—or did they decide it wasn’t important? Those obsessed with the art frequently forget the business or despise its reality. Neither is the path. Each can help the other. Opportunity is fluid and fleeting, the hardest part of the entrepreneurial eye test is seeing that flash in your peripheral vision. By the time you question its existence, someone else has taken out an ad for the product it inspired them to make ten seconds ago.
Having realized the depth of these changes and learned many road lessons the hard way, I share them with you in these pages. This book is the distillation of a million thoughts, tried and tested ideas, mistakes, and catastrophes that you DON’T have to make along with some that, inevitably (difficult bastard), you do. I found that my learning curve needs more than one cattle prod to get me to the point of real understanding and that most people need to register something a few times for it to become clear. If by repeating something twice it sinks in and saves a band, a relationship, or a gig, then that seems like a small editorial price to pay, especially when repeated from different sources. I tried very hard to forget the fact that this is a textbook. I had to talk about things not traditionally spoken about in a learning environment. But Jesus Christ! Every student astronaut has to ask, Where on earth do we take a shit?
It’s got to be in a NASA textbook somewhere! So I apologize if any of the imagery or language in this book offends you, but if it does... then maybe a life on the road isn’t for you!
ORGANIZATION OF THE BOOK
You can’t write an incomplete, lame-ass, bullshit book about seatbelts or airline safety—it’s against the law. The same isn’t true for any book about the business of touring which is unfortunate for you and fortunate for any lame-ass who has spent three weeks in a van. There are no airbags in the touring industry. When it goes wrong, your head is going through the windshield.
If knowledge springs from mistakes and shared catastrophes (more than shared triumphs and self-congratulation), then it’s easy to see why the music business is filled with people making the same mistakes over and over (and over) again. Someone on my SuicideGirls’ column said it best: You don’t hear skinheads talking about an interesting thing that happened the last time they were severely beaten up...
And it’s rare to see anyone in the music business sharing anything (except really bad drugs). I haven’t been afraid to admit those mistakes. Somewhere in here is the story of a tour during which I lost $60,000, and accounts of three instances where having a pre-tour band agreement would have saved my ass. Somewhere in my column I casually mentioned not signing Disturbed (they went on to sell 4.5 million albums). There is more to be gained by sharing these lessons than by holding on to a picture of me shaking hands with Dick Clark.
Maybe it’s so tough at the beginning that it’s really difficult to give another band advice that could help them get the gig, the slot, or the audience that you want. I understand that. And the people who benefit from keeping artists frightened and in isolation can cynically fuel the competitive nature of the business for their own benefit. But really, the way forward is to make your own Stairway To Heaven (or Downward Spiral), not by using the crushed hopes and broken bones of the failures of your fellow artists as a platform.
One man’s ceiling becomes another man’s floor; one man’s wall is another man’s door.
There are two things that make this book quite different from many others that I have seen. One: my being completely unplugged from any need to reinforce any existing knowledge or conform to any institutional guidelines for what a textbook should contain. For example, there’s not much on legal issues in here; contracts don’t protect you without leverage, so there is a load about gaining leverage. Two: I don’t shy away from the fact that I don’t know it all (pretty unusual for a label owner, huh?) and that I’m excited to have over 100 people from all over the world and all levels of business share their insights. That’s humbling as all hell for me and cool as fuck for you.
There are bits and pieces all throughout the book that I have never thought of or didn’t know, other pieces that are great to have confirmed, and some that inspire me to reach higher, and learn more! Promoters tell you what they want to hear, journalists give you advice, soundmen tell you how to get a better sound, managers tell you how it is, and others give you thousands more tips from over 100 industry professionals. Take the time to read their comments and, in however many days it takes you to read the book, you could be six hundred years wiser.
Sprinkled throughout the nuts and bolts of advice, there is insight into state of mind and state of body. That’s the cool part: the in-between-the-cracks stuff. It becomes so real you can almost taste it! There is no such thing as an insignificant detail. Small things can become big things. If you don’t believe me, follow me to the rear lounge of the bus!
However the learning process works, I know that I could say to you, I regret punching the metal elevator door and crushing two knuckles on my right hand
and it doesn’t mean that you won’t. Everybody has their own process and their own throbbing painful reminders. Maybe it will just be good to know you’re not alone in this. I can’t be standing next to you when all of the shit goes down but, through this book, I and a hundred other contributors who care can watch your back and be your psychic network. Can you hear me now?
The website will have updates, news, and developments as things inevitably keep changing.
That’s a good place to stay up to date with my appearances, and other information. The business is moving so quickly that during the final editing process we added the Stop Press
section at the back of the book. This is going to keep on unfolding and that’s exciting. We also decided to have the purchase of this book include free downloads of the next two updates. Go to www.tstouring.com to register.
In some cases, the extra shit you didn’t plan for will eventually weigh you and the band down and you will, sadly, be done. In some cases, the crazy insane shit that no one in their right mind would try and pull off ends up saving you! Ah, isn’t that beautiful? The yin and the yang, the revolving/revolting equation, the dualistic do-do. That shit’s going to drive you crazy... take my word for it.
It’s the wildest drug you will ever do.
For some, it is the only place to be, a very special rarefied place that, on a good day, fuels the soul, and in one glorious night makes up for five years of horrible shit. It makes your head tingle like you just accidentally did everyone’s speed.
So, get real, roll up your sleeves, pull on that long plastic glove, squeeze out a generous helping of KY, and stick your arm up the cow’s ass that is the music business!
Be careful, watch yourself, and don’t be an asshole.
Get on the road, and send me a story!
Peace, love, and respect,
Martin Atkins
...the hardest way to make an easy living.
-The Streets
WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW?
Any time I’m guest lecturing I tell students to always consider the source of information that is being presented to them. That’s good advice.
Rupert Neve the creator of Neve audio engineering products coined the phrase QBE— qualified by experience
—because that’s what he is. So if I were you, my next question would be what experience...?
I don’t usually twitter on about the things that I’ve done, I’m usually busy working on the next things that I’m doing. You can (and you should) read my bio and a list of everything on the web site. But here’s a quick overview so you can determine the validity of any of this:
I started playing drums at the age of nine, playing in bands and cover bands in the North East of England gigging many nights a week and backing strippers while (hello Snake Lady) doing my homework in the dressing room. I moved to London and joined Public Image Ltd. in 1979 just in time to co-write and perform one song on The Metal Box (Bad Baby
). My first live show with PiL was recorded and released as Paris au Printemps and within the first six months we performed live on BBC TV’s Old Grey Whistle Test and ABC’s American Bandstand. I co-wrote and performed tracks on the Flowers of Romance album, the Commercial Zone, co-produced This is What You Want, This is What You Get and appeared on and co-produced the first 32 track digital live recording Live in Tokyo. I toured the world with PiL until leaving in 1985. At some point in the early eighties I packed two suitcases, jumped on a plane and moved to The States.
I had my own alter-ego, Brian Brain from 1978 to the late ‘80s. We toured the U.S. and Europe and had nine releases.
I started Invisible Records in September 1988. Just as things seemed to be settling down for me in the U.S., I received a phone call from Killing Joke asking me to join the band. I flew to the UK (risking the ability to return as my resident alien paperwork was in process) and eventually became the band’s manager as we collaborated on the Extremities, Dirt, and Various Repressed Emotions album and several tours. I began to design t-shirts and scenery for the band.
A Chicago Killing Joke show led to an invitation to work with Ministry on 1990’s legendary Cage Tour documented in the In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up video.
Now things started to get crazy. The day the Ministry tour ended, Bill Reiflin and I took most of the participants from that tour into the studio with Steve Albini producing with the addition of Trent Reznor of NiN, and David Yow of Jesus Lizard.
During the next six months, I appeared in Nine Inch Nails’ Head like a Hole
video, performed on the Grammy award winning Wish,
and toured the world again with Pigface.
I taught myself to engineer and started to record, mix, and produce Invisible bands as well as my own projects. Pigface grew. The tours got crazier. The lineup kept changing: Danny Carey from Tool joined for 10 days in 1994, Trent Reznor showed up for a couple of early dates, Flea jammed on a studio track in Hollywood, Shonen Knife contributed vocals from Japan. In 1995, I started to create and promote multi-band package tours complete with sound reinforcement, video projections, and an outbreak of spinal meningitis.
In 2003, the work load from package tours prompted me to visit Columbia College in Chicago to present our touring activities and ask for interns to help in return for credit and experience. Phyllis Johnson asked me to begin teaching The Business of Touring.
That’s when I finally began to learn. Not just about teaching and how much that fueled me, but by paying attention to the lessons I’d already learned at great cost.
I’m still out there doing it, either taking my SuicideGirls column on the road (I’ll be sitting on a disgusting smelly couch near you soon!), drumming, guest lecturing, presenting my gallery show, working on a new sound library, reading the Fuck List,
DJing, or sitting in my studio dubbing a new track inside out, messing around with beats, and fucking things up. That feels like a pretty big difference too... I’m still smiling.
University of Colorado Denver, CO
Belmont University Nashville, TN
HOW TO USE THIS BOOK
All of the concepts expressed in this book are the fruits of many years of ideas, execution, examination, lessons, and application of the new information to start the cycle again. It’s great that you don’t have to go through all of that - but, it’s not possible for you to dive into this, digest it all, and take all of these strategies on at the same time. It took me a while to build up a tolerance for alcohol and reach a point where I could drink very large amounts of beer, vodka, or anything really, and I was 12 or 13... so, be careful. The consequences to you of trying to do all of this at once could be the same - dizziness, vomiting, clutching the toilet, sweats, and an aversion to peach schnapps. The ideas for promotional CDs evolved over a period of five years and had a staff to execute the tasks involved. So, yeah, be ambitious... you have to be - but carefully ambitious!
Look up the Grains of Wheat on the Chess Board Story.
In short, a king offered a farmer a large amount of gold to do something. Before getting paid the farmer gave the king an opportunity to pay him in wheat instead by placing one grain of wheat on the first square of a chess board, two on the next, four on the next, eight on the next, and so on, doubling the grains on each square. Easy right? Actually, no. By the time you get to the last square, you will need more wheat than there is in the world and a six story, 25 square-mile building to put it in.
OK. So, here is an analogy for you: Fame and fortune - Christina Aguilera, Bruce Springsteen, Green Day, Elvis Presley (I know I keep mentioning him), and U2. For your purposes those are all unattainable, 25 square-mile wheat warehouses. Forget it. Stick with me on this stuff and I guarantee you that you will advance further along the chessboard. Has anyone ever said that? I’m guessing not. They’ll dangle something impossible to hook you in and sell you something. That’s not right, not cool, and not going to happen. You can’t conceive how to go about going from where you are now to U2 status. Well, neither can I. But, you can get two extra pieces of wheat on the next square, can’t you? OK let’s start there.
So, here’s a couple of suggestions:
As you go through this some areas will speak to you and you’ll say, Oh, yeah, I can do that.
Others won’t. They will be time consuming and freak you out - skip those for now. Mark them down as an area you need to go back to. I’d suggest implementing some of the merchandise booth strategies first along with some of the strategies for a more successful show. This way, you’ll be getting better results and there will be a little bit more money. That’s always a bit of stress relief. The next time -- the next show - you can add two more strategies to your list and ditch one that just didn’t work for your band. Build.
It’s tough when one person is driving a band’s process. It may be the case with song writing in the studio or practice space, but it doesn’t have to be all the time with everything. Read this book as a band. Divide up some of the areas that people have skills in. Four of five people working together can accomplish more than five times the workload of one person when each is fueling and supporting the other. This is where band stuff crosses over into Three Musketeers
territory - not that you are covered in chocolate - but that you are all for one and one for all
dangerous motherfuckers. Still, take it step by step and grow the business of your band.
Hit the drummer on the head with it.
Execute some of the strategies in a :smart way - gradually. Instead of trying to add ten shirts to your merch booth for an important show, design ten (or come up with basic ideas at a band meeting) and execute four or five. If you really believe that you need and want ten - that’s great. The last thing you need is to have printed all of the backs of ten new shirt designs, but, exhausted, you don’t have time to print the fronts. Lots of the work, none of the benefit. So, design ten, execute four or five. If this is your first time screen printing, start with one simple design, work it through, then do another. Finish one thing first.
Never stop. Get into the groove of this. Crazy things now that take all night and all of your energies will become routine next time. Take the ‘typing the guest list’ example. The first few times you do it you’ll be cursing me and your printer because you have the extra cartridge but can’t find the cable. But, pretty soon you’ll be typing the guest list for NYC while doing an interview with some huge magazine, anxious to know exactly how many special ways this book helped you.
Lastly - however, whatever, wherever, all of it, bits of it, just USE IT!
CHAPTER 1
WHY IT IS ESSENTIAL TO TOUR
There’s one great plastic, fantastic reason for you to get out there, make a noise, jump up and down, meet people, shag people, smile at people, listen, interact, make friends, expose yourself, push, push, push, and make your music as important to other people as you can...
IF YOU DON’T DO IT WITH YOURS...
SOMEBODY
ELSE
IS DOING IT WITH THEIRS.
You don’t need to look far for an example of how important it is to get out there, tour, and do the work. Do you think for one second that, if it wasn’t essential, that any politician in the country would ever leave home? Can you imagine the torture they endure? The lengths they go to protect themselves from air-borne and hand-borne germs? Most of those guys can’t even bring themselves to think about other people, let alone touch them—unless it’s on the ass. So the only reason they are out there is: 1. More ass or 2. Every one of their advisors has told them that they have to, shown them the evidence, and pushed them out the door.
But,
you ask, How does this affect me? I’m not into politics; I’m just making music!
Shut up, get real, and get in the van. Every single element affecting your career and your ability to continue is helped by touring:
The record store is more likely to stock your music and put up a poster.
The local paper is more likely to review your CD or mention your show.
Anyone anywhere is more likely to check out your MySpace page if they see you are coming to town.
Any promoter in any other city is more likely to give you a gig if they see you are performing in other parts of the country.
People on the web write about things that happened at shows they went to, not shows that didn’t happen, that they couldn’t go to...
You’ll have direct and immediate feedback from a real, live audience, either smiling and jumping up and down because the songs you thought were great really are, or screaming and throwing things because you are delusional and your songs are shit. Either way, this is way more valuable than a bunch of people on your MySpace page plugging their own albums.
People are more likely to buy your CD or listen to it somewhere, anywhere! So they can sing along with their favorite songs at the show and look like they’ve known about you for years.
If they buy the CD before the show, they’re more likely to buy a t-shirt at the show and a copy of the live album.
Your manager, if you have one, will prioritize you over another band because you are working harder (unless the other band is Radiohead).
You can be the eyes and ears for your label, if you have one... or for other bands. You can tell them where responses are good, let them know where no one has your music, and at the same time give them a real reason to tell retailers why they should stock your music, like: We just played to 450 people on a Tuesday night! People went crazy! We sold three times the CDs we usually sell from the booth because no one can find it around here.
Your agent, if you have one, will pay more attention if you show him you are going to do seven shows a week. That means if he can get you to a point where you are earning $1,000 a night, then you have the potential to earn him $1,000 a week.
You are creating more of your own content... you can’t release a Live in Paris album if you don’t go and play there!
The more you play, the better you get!
MARTIN ATKINS IN A ROCK STAR JOURNALISM INTERVIEW:
RSJ: You’ve said that it only makes sense to do one tour if you’re going to do three more. Explain the reasoning behind that philosophy.
MA: The first time through, you’re generating smoke. If you don’t do something with that smoke, it dissipates. People’s memories are short. You’ve got to be better the second time to seem as good as you were the first time to the people who already saw you. Then you need to go back the third time to have those people bring their other friends and the guy from the paper who couldn’t come the first time. Then you’ve gotta tour the fourth time because if you don’t, that good review is wasted because you haven’t turned it into some t-shirt sales.
The first time through, you’re generating smoke. If you don’t do something with that smoke, it dissipates.
As an independent artist, it is ALWAYS best to focus your energies on a handful of areas in which you can build your audiences and develop relationships with the right club bookers, store owners, and radio staff. New technologies now allow you to have your music heard around the world via the internet, but nothing beats human interaction to get the word out about your labor of love.
- CI Ms (Coalition of Independent Music Stores)
Nothing beats human interaction to get the word out about your labor of love.
STEVE BLUSH, AUTHOR OF AMERICAN HARDCORE
YOU’VE GOT TO GO TO THESE PLACES AND SHOW THEM.
You gotta go on the road. You’ve gotta work. You’ve gotta get out of town and play a lot. You can be a big fish in a small pond, and it doesn’t matter. I mean it’s nice to be big in New York, but it doesn’t mean anything. I say you’ve got to go to Austin, TX, and Portland, OR, five times before anyone gives a shit.
Let me tell ya, I was out on the road doing my Hardcore show, and I was doing very well because people want to know about Hardcore, but I hooked up with good shows. For the book tour, I do a slide show to which I tell the story of Hardcore. I would show up at the clubs; I would show up at bookstores; I would show up at record stores. I did some pretty big rooms and just about every city in the country. You’ve got to be a Road Warrior. You wanna go to other cities because coming from New York is a big deal, but you don’t wanna stay at home because it doesn’t mean anything. People read a little about New York, but basically you’ve got to go to these places and show them.
...you’ve got to go to Austin, TX, and Portland, OR, five times before anyone gives a shit.
WHY IT IS ESSENTIAL TO TOUR
The DIY legacy left by the punk scene is one of the best blueprints. It starts with the live show - you build an audience that way. Bands shouldn’t be in too much of a hurry to move to Los Angeles or NYC, where the competition for gigs and attention is fierce. Build a story in your own community. Tour regionally. Save a little money and record a CD. Come to the labels with good songs and an audience.
- Larry White, Pil, Davy Jones Manager
Let me know if the band is actually out playing gigs. Honestly, if your band isn’t playing live shows, you are a long way away from any commercial air play.
- Chris Payne, Q101 Chicago
Martin Atkins: How do you see the role of touring?
Jeff McClusky: Critical
One of the easiest ways to protect your investment in an indie co-op deal is to let the record stores know that you’ll be on tour and stopping by within a month.
- Martin Atkins
CHAPTER 2
BUILDING BLOCKS:
BASIC CONCEPTS AND IDEAS
1. THE RUBBER EQUATION
Here’s a central issue: and maybe a reason why there hasn’t been a book like this before. Anytime I feel like we come to a concrete conclusion about anything, I immediately feel that there’s an exception to that rule. Like, Don’t go west, head east!
Except if you are getting radio play in Phoenix or San Diego, then head west! It’s crazy to drive from Nashville to Denver for a Wednesday night! But, maybe Wednesday night in Denver is the big, monthly event for your genre of music and there’s a radio station involved, and... and... and... So, tear up the map and the budget and for fuck’s sake, get there!
Rather than randomly deciding to do something, there needs to be a reason.
2. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Take responsibility for everything. There’s no such thing as traditional efficiencies when dealing with the world of art and music. You need to begin by taking responsibility for everything. As things grow, you will learn not only the things that can be delegated and the way to communicate those tasks, but you will also begin to learn who can be trusted with them. If you hear yourself saying that’s not my job,
staple your hand to a tree, call me, I’ll come down there... You can scream please help me, my hand is stapled to a tree,
and I can say, that’s not my job... sap!
3. AVOID CONFORMITY
The challenge is to understand some of the rules before you can start to make them flexible. You need to think about breaking the mold rather than neatly slotting into pre-allocated holes. SonicBids is convenient, but you have a finite number of choices of how to present your band (The same choices that other bands are making right now). It is the really cool, unusual packages that will stop the traffic in my office and be a talking point for a few minutes. Understand where to avoid conformity, that’s the trick. Pay attention to the red light. But don’t listen to anyone telling you to stop.
4. AIM LOW, GET HIGH
(Another great t-shirt and an important thing to remember).
The best way to get high up the ladder is to start at the bottom and slowly work your way up to the top. Tortoise vibe. There is no way to bypass the first 36 rungs unless you have James Bond’s rocket-powered jet pack or the best drugs on the planet. Every instance of someone I know getting somewhere in this business (or staying in it) has begun in a very small, humbling way. Carrying ice up stairs; answering a telephone; doing something you don’t want to do diligently, without complaint. I’m not saying don’t have respect for yourself or your ambition. I’m just saying that the chances that are going to be offered to you might be surprising in their mundane and trivial nature. But don’t forget—this is the music business. The trick is to get inside the building, not to be outside claiming you are on the guest list. It’s only a matter of time before everyone in the building freaks out on drugs, runs off with a band, or decides to settle down. So, Aim Low, Get High. Wear the shirt!
Pay attention to the red light. But don’t listen to anyone telling you to stop.
5. TOUR TIME IS DIFFERENT FROM OFFICE TIME
This idea is explained very well with a chart in the merchandising section, but it applies to everyone on a tour. Simply being aware of this is helpful. When anybody needs to communicate with the tour, you don’t call at 9 a.m. or 10 a.m. The tour might not have gone to sleep until 5 a.m. Use e-mails and text so that your message is waiting when someone wakes up. If it is important, call ahead to the venue or hotel.
On the road, days melt and blur. It’s easy to forget which business is closed for the weekend and when the weekend actually is. After all, you’re trying to make every night be a Saturday night. You cannot alter this fact, it just is, so creatively deal with it wherever you can. Just help.
6. MOVE TO BOISE
A horrifying catchphrase to most of you, hell-bent on an office on Sunset Boulevard or 5th Avenue, and I guess this is the geographic equivalent of Aim Low, Get High. I absolutely don’t mean to imply that Boise doesn’t have the quality, the amount, or the impressive array of entertainment that you’ll find in LA or NYC, it absolutely doesn’t. It’s a fact. And no, I don’t have any property in Boise nor am I a member of the Boise Chamber of Commerce. But, when compared to someone’s alleged plan of achieving success by moving to either LA or NYC, moving to Boise is a fucking stroke of genius (as you will see from the figures here and in the Appendix).
How thrilling to meet DJ Doc Martin in Denver. Did he remember me for my drumming with PiL, for my production with Killing Joke or Pigface or for my appearance on the Grammy Award winning Wish
with NiN? Nope, he started calling me Mr. Idaho!
7. THINK OF YOUR PARENTS BEFORE GETTING SHAGGED
This one is way more fun than any of the other ones. It’s good practice, before spending any chunks of cash, to think of what your parents might say. If you’re dropping $10,000 on a radio campaign, a producer, a publicist, or some kind of opportunity, think of that as if it was a car. What would your parents do? They’d look at the odometer to see if the amount of miles for the year indicates excessive driving. They’d look at the maintenance records to see if the oil had been changed regularly. In the absence of any records, they would conclude that maybe the oil had never been changed. They’d kick the tires and, in general, be cautious. Then, chime in with some anecdotal information like, Oh my God, that’s that car that keeps exploding,
and then someone might actually suggest running the VIN number. This all seems perfectly reasonable and wouldn’t take more than half an hour or so.
The trick is to get inside the building, not to be outside claiming you are on the guest list.
In the music business, none of these things are going to take place. You are more likely to end up prematurely celebrating the success that you believe is just around the corner than doing any research to give you real information that might dissuade you from parting with the money... shut up, you know it’s true.
So, hear that voice of reason inside your head, be smart, and investigate. Think of your parents before you get shagged!
This strategy has the added benefit (like a pop song that uses an odd time signature to confuse your brain and embed the hook of a chorus) to completely fuck up your sex life. In the case of an erection lasting more than six hours, please call a doctor.
8. SELFISH PHILANTHROPY
Once you move away from a blaming mentality (and that’s no easy thing for many bands to do) and you start to take responsibility for everything, you start to employ selfish philanthropy whenever you can. It’s described in the chapter on riders. It’s basically the act of helping someone (whose time and energy is important to you) to accomplish their tasks in a more efficient way so that their time and energy becomes available to you should you need it. Worst case scenario, that person gets an extra hour to chill. Reduce your carbon copy footprint.
9. ALWAYS ASK EVERYONE (AND YOURSELF) WHY?
We end up back at the great big golden rule which is: always ask why.
WHY - are you heading west?
WHY - did you choose this agent?
WHY - didn’t you book this yourself?
WHY - did the ticket price get that high? Are you worth it? Would you pay that much to see you?
WHY - is it time to make another album, how many has the last one sold?
WHY - don’t you buy three copies of this book?? Just in case you lose two...
Why, why, why, why, why?
...always ask why.
10. ADOPT A WAR-ROOM MENTALITY
That is what a tour is. You are at war with:
Other bands looking for attention, an audience, and t-shirt sales.
Other agents looking to book their bands.
Your own situation.
Service providers.
And once the tour starts, you are at war with:
The elements.
People (in and out of your band).
Illness.
Human frailty.
The world.
11. FRONT END LOADING
Look at the incremental build up of costs (financial and human) with an understanding of the total investment needed for a two year commitment for your band. Then, apply some of the budget you’ll need to slog through year two onto the front of year one. If done intelligently, you will be in a much different place by year two. You can use this strategy on a smaller scale with a single show or tour...more money spent earlier will help more.
More money spent earlier will help more.
12. ALLOCATION OF RESOURCES
You need to know what shows are selling poorly early enough so that you can do something about it. You also need to know what shows are selling well. If a show is selling well, you can ease off on the number and frequency of promotional packages, phone calls, etc. When a promoter informs you that tickets are not selling, you can respond with a truthful, That’s weird; the other three shows in California are going great.
This will give you the beginning of a problem-solving, fact-based conversation with the promoter. You might discover that the three shows that are selling have ticket prices of $5, while the show that is not selling has tickets at $12.50. Why? Perhaps it is because the agent over-sold the show to the promoter. Maybe your rider and sound reinforcement requirements are so overblown that it has weighed the cost of the show down and shot the ticket prices up. Maybe no one is paying attention. If you understand the markets you are in and have accurate information you can brainstorm with the promoter on how to increase ticket sales. Believe me, any promoter still in business will appreciate and embrace any realistic attempt to fill his venue.
13. RISK ASSESMENT
One of the first things we do is put up a huge board in the office and start to track the shows. We look at the day of the week, the capacity of the venue, advance ticket sales, past performances, any special web-packs that have sold, proximity to other secondary markets, and the number of street teamers we have in a city to help.
The definition of a low risk show is another one of those Rubber Equations. The following things can help to make a show date less of a risk:
Thursday, Friday, and Saturday (less of a risk than Sunday, Monday, Tuesday).
More than two or three street teamers in a city.
One or two secondary markets close by—each with one or two street teamers.
...any promoter still in business will appreciate and embrace any realistic attempt to help fill his venue.
A low-capacity venue (in terms of the shows you have and expected levels of attendance).
A low ticket price.
A well-established, well-attended regular night.
A traditionally good market for your band with good e-mail address coverage.
The guarantee or the deal
for the show is a Rubber Equation within itself. A high guarantee doesn’t mean that much unless you’ve received a substantial deposit on the show. Then, you are reasonably assured that the promoter will bust his nuts to make sure that the night goes well so he can get his money back. Too high of a guarantee might precipitate a reduction. On the other hand, a door deal with no guarantee might relax the promoter in terms of his risk to the point where he doesn’t do the expected level of promotion for your show. Instead, he concentrates on two or three other shows for that week for which he’s paid too much money. Or, you might have a situation at the door where too many people are being let in for free.
A high risk show isn’t just a show on a Tuesday night (although it might be). A high risk show is a show on a Tuesday night where the capacity is much larger than you are comfortable with, you only have one street teamer, and there aren’t any secondary markets close by. In terms of risk, this beats a show the following Tuesday at a smaller capacity venue.
Risk, is two-fold. The first part is financial: in terms of a guarantee and merchandise sales that are in jeopardy. But there’s also the second part: risk in terms of your reputation in a particular market. And, just like the melting icecaps, things can accelerate and spiral downwards rapidly.
Look through the whole tour and assess risk. Be prepared to constantly re-evaluate the risk level as you get closer to show date and more information becomes available. This is as close as it gets to an episode of The West Wing. You have finite resources you can deploy to protect the good shows and reinforce and help the shows that need it. Be careful to remember that you have (hopefully) more than two weeks worth of shows! I need to invent a name for the phenomenon which we shall call, Everybody Concentrating on the First Ten Days of a Tour
Syndrome. Ten weeks before a six week tour starts, you have ten weeks before the first show, but 16 weeks before the last. Use this to your advantage. It might not feel like you need to worry about the last week of shows...you have plenty of time, but be careful. You’re going to get pulled into a swirling world of shit and before you know it will be too late to effectively promote these shows.
You are the little fish swimming alongside the shark.
14. THE POWER OF THE CAR PARK
Awareness of other events in the area (either geographically or within a genre) is the first step to anything. You don’t want to be performing across the street from the largest show that ever happened! But, once you realize that something else in the world is happening other than your show, you can use this information. You can car-park it. You can create an After Huge Show Party,
which makes everyone think that everyone from the big show will be at your show, (instead of sleeping on the bus halfway to the next gig). Or, you can use both of these events to publicize your show, which you have now decided to be one week (or better yet one pay period) away from the really large event. You are the little fish swimming alongside the shark. You can either have all of your street teamers driving over a 50-mile radius to promote your event, or you can use a smarter approach and target like-minded, sympathetic, niche audiences. Cover the cars, have some people there talking it up, handing out information.
15. GET A USEFUL INTERNSHIP
Sometimes it might not seem like there is a direct path from where you are to where you want to go. Try not to get discouraged. Take an internship in a seemingly unrelated field. You might be surprised how useful this could be. See the appendix for a list of suggestions, and send me more examples!
CHAPTER 3
PLANNING AND ROUTING: SAVED BY GEOGRAPHY
Do not go into battle unless you are certain of the outcome.
- Sun Tzu
AMERICA IS BIG...
...really, really big. In a business where there are so many things that will derail you, it seems silly spending years mastering sampling , drumming, singing, or improvised guitar techniques, but not spending a little bit of time understanding elements that will affect your life on the road every day—Geography and Demographics. Look at a map. Keep looking at it. Think about how long it is going to take to drive from Minneapolis to Seattle. Imagine yourself playing the board game of Touring USA!
What would your strategies be? Because, for some reason, when someone shows up in a van or buys a guitar, all common sense flies out the window!
Before you do anything, assemble information that will help you communicate with an agent (if you have one) or directly with a venue. If you see a gap between two groups of places that you want to perform in, reach out to a local band to bridge that gap. Understand that any show will be poorly attended unless you use some of the strategies outlined in this book, or make up some of your own. Developing new markets is costly and time consuming, but you must allocate resources accordingly. Suggest a free show for these dates, get involved in an established evening, play every day, twice a day if you can, or better yet, get involved with an established evening with a cheap ticket and a popular local band.
We have a difficult drive through a treacherous mountain pass, two rush hours, and an early load in... please put your panties back on.
FACTORS TO BE AWARE OF BEFORE YOU PLAN A TOUR
Size of city and proximity to other cities and secondary markets.
Mileages.
Best locations for your specific niche.
Established events that can help you.
Other tours within the same time period to use and avoid.
Weather patterns.
Your goals as a band.
Your past history.
Touring patterns.
GEOGRAPHY
It is only 300 miles to the next show, but is it all up hill in 110 degree temperatures? Is one route clearer than another? Is there snow through that mountain pass? How many cities’ rush hours are you going to hit? Is there a time difference?
We thought it was pretty much the same mileage from San Francisco to LA either by the coastal route or the I-5. It ended up being an entire day’s difference: I-5 is a mindless toolbox-on-the-accelerator drive; whereas, route 101 is comparable to a drive in the Italian Alps or for those of you unfamiliar with them, the part of Grand Theft Auto where your car always ends up in the lake.
All of these things need to be taken into consideration in advance and get logged into the itinerary while you are still able to think. Once you get out on the road, you will have enough information and awareness to say, We can’t do an after show party tonight. We have a difficult drive through a treacherous mountain pass, two rush hours, and an early load in... please put your panties back on.
CLIMATE
You need to factor climate into your planning. Drives are different across Texas and Arizona in the summer. It’s dangerous to go across Colorado, Utah, and Washington from December onwards, not just dangerous in terms of not being able to make it to a show, but... dangerous... Once you understand all of this, you might make a decision to tour in the face of the possibility of bad weather because there will be less competition from other bands who stayed home. .or you might decide to stay home... either way you are making decisions based on information.
EMERGING MARKETS
Population and geographical changes in many markets are fluid. There are many businesses moving in order to find other, cheaper places to operate. This isn’t to make more money, this is to survive! Slowly (but noticeably), secondary markets have started to have a scene and some major markets are declining or the emphasis is moving to the suburbs. Boise has grown 2% in the last year, Atlanta 3.3%, Phoenix 4%, just about every city in Florida is growing... New Orleans, tragically, has shrunk by 22%, Detroit and Buffalo are shrinking too. Go and play emerging markets! You’re certainly going to get a enthusiastic response (See Appendix).
PLACES TO AVOID
It seems that most bands want to head to New York City or Los Angeles to prove that if they can make it there, they can make it anywhere. Well, maybe. But the cards are stacked against you in both cities. People there are less likely to show up to see an unknown band and you might find yourself playing with five other bands. They are cities where people display their support not just by showing up and applauding, but also by leaving after the band they came to see has performed. Put these cities on the back burner. You don’t want the catchphrase associated with your band to be, We can’t make it there; we can’t make it anywhere,
because it’s just not true.
Places to Avoid (for now):
New York City - Nobody cares, dude!!!
Los Angeles - Dude, what was the question?
Austin, TX - Two weeks before and two weeks after SXSW (South by Southwest).
SECONDARY MARKETS
There are two definitions used here for Secondary Markets:
Smaller cities.
Cities that are close by or competitors with a primary city. (A primary city might not be the largest, it’s the one you have a show in. So if you have a show in Athens, GA, then Atlanta becomes the secondary market).
I am still learning about the geography and the flexible equations of time and distance in different parts of the country. It is not simply defined by city vs. suburbs, or by miles vs. hours. These considerations are overlaid by what can be a regionally unique mindset. In Manhattan, 25 blocks can be way too far for someone to travel. In Utah, people will drive eight hours to see a band they love. Rochester to Buffalo is 78 miles. This seems like a trek, but there is one club in Buffalo that is just off the highway, making it a straight-shot one hour drive. This creates a cross-promotional opportunity, a secondary market, and, depending on what you do, either a problem or a solution.
We can’t make it there; we can’t make it anywhere.
Using your geographic knowledge, along with information on secondary markets, will help you to ensure that:
The tour has a greater chance of success.
The tour has less of a chance of failure because of stress, miles, or money.
Less wear and tear on machinery and people.
There is less chance of someone dying during a 12-hour overnight drive.
Some venues will have a non-competing clause in their agreement that will state that you can’t play within 60 miles and 60 days or 80 miles and 80 days of another show. You need to understand why that clause is in your agreement. A club in Manhattan will argue that a show the week before or the week after in Long Island or Brooklyn will dilute the audience base for their show. They might be right.
Further upstate: if you play Rochester on a Friday and Buffalo on a Saturday, unless you are careful, the Buffalo promoter will advertise in the Rochester paper, and cheapen the ticket price. If it is a hotly-anticipated show, the Rochester promoter will advertise the show in Buffalo and try to get people who cannot wait one more day to see the band to jump on the highway and see his show. If you are not careful, you can decimate earning potential and upset a promoter.
If you are smart (and if you’re reading this then you are already smarter than the guy reading Tour:Stupid), you can plan your touring activity to take advantage of secondary markets. Plan to hit Rochester first (or whichever is the smaller club where you have the best connections in the surrounding markets). Promote that show in Buffalo. Do not announce a Buffalo show until you are on stage in Rochester. Sign everyone up to your e-mail list and hand out postcards. If you are playing to a few hundred people a night, then perhaps 50 people from Buffalo will be at the Rochester show. They want to support the band and, after all, you have not announced the Buffalo date yet. So, you have a happy promoter in Rochester, the people from Buffalo get to see you early, and the Rochester show was so well attended that 60 of those people come down to see your Buffalo show.
Throw in some incentives like a live or remix CD that is only available at the merchandise booth or a special shirt that can’t be bought on the web and you are really creating your own destiny... unless you are crap and your shirts suck. Then you are walking through jello... creating your own density.
ATTENDANCE
At the Rochester show, there are now 200 people, plus the 50 people from Buffalo because you advertised there, told your street team, and had a special advance CD.
At the Buffalo show, there are 250 people from Buffalo, more than usual, because their friends had told them about the Rochester show, plus 60 kids from Rochester make the trip and 15 kids from another town who heard how crazy it was, for a total of 575 people! Just by adding in a few weeks and planning (See the Ultimate Routing later in this chapter)!
TOOLS - DON’T BE ONE, USE ONE
THE RAND MCNALLY DIST-O-MAP
For fewer than ten dollars you can get a Rand McNally Dist-O-Map. It is not some new, gimmicky tech tool, its way cooler, very much like the cover of Led Zeppelin’s Album III. It has the advantage over map-questing in that you can sit on the phone, run a budget, and dial up distances at the same time. It will also show you options that you might not have thought of previously. If you are lucky enough to be traveling by bus, you will be able to easily see which cities lie within the magical 450-mile overdrive mark. I cannot think of one single agent I have ever met who doesn’t need this tool (or frighteningly, one that already has one when I meet them!) Think about that for a minute (especially after you realize ‘ that this costs $7.95). It has been the catalyst for the rerouting of several tours, which not only reduced the overall mileage, but put us in the right venues on the right nights. The other reason you need one is to dial up the total distance covered on a tour, divide that by the gas mileage of your chosen vehicle, multiply that by the average cost of gas, and begin a budget. Can’t wait, can ya? Go to the chapter on Budgets to work through some examples.
Dial up the mileage and you will be able to see potential problems ahead of time. I can guarantee that your longest drive will be the night of the show with the latest curfew and the night before the all ages show with the earliest doors ever. That’s just the way it is and always will be (See Murphy’s Law).
Note to self: when trying to communicate effectively, try to avoid analogies and examples from 1970.
Dist-O-Map® is a registered trademark of Rand McNally & Company.
DEMOGRAPHICS
REGIONAL DIFFERENCES
Regions have unique differences. For instance, some towns have strict curfews that will shred your audience halfway through your show. Some cities have transportation restrictions that compound curfews. Some cities’ bars are open late, some bars in Chicago stay open until 4 a.m. L.A.’s only until 2 a.m. The curfew laws in Boston just changed. Venues cannot have an over 21 show on the same night as an all ages event. An all ages event cannot end later than 11 p.m. There are changing socioeconomic