Chaotic: A Novella
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Previously published in the print anthology Dates From Hell.
Kelley Armstrong returns to the Otherworld with "Chaotic," where a half-demon tabloid journalist's boring date is saved...by a supernatural explosion? She's off to save the day—if only her less-than-stellar date wouldn't tag along! Luckily, the intriguing, infuriating, and just plain sexy werewolf/jewel thief Karl Marsten also appears.
Kelley Armstrong
When librarians finally granted Kelley Armstrong an adult card, she made straight for the epic fantasy and horror shelves. She spent the rest of her childhood and teen years happily roaming fantastical and terrible worlds, and vowed that someday she'd write a story combining swords, sorcery, and the ravenous undead. That story began with the New York Times bestselling Sea of Shadows and continues with Empire of Night. Armstrong's first works for teens were the New York Times bestselling Darkest Powers and Darkness Rising trilogies. She lives in rural Ontario with her husband, three children, and far too many pets.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love all of Kelley’s books - I know I will always get lost ?
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5i meant to rate this a four. first time I did this. I give most of the books of hers I've read a five. she taps into the same otherworld and does it well but the characters dont develop unless you've read the other books, as well as I'd like them to. and the romance is a little strange. The talent of the protagonist isnt clear.
In her other books these things dont really happen, and while its true that each book depends on the other for deep character insights, it also develops each character fully within its own context. So thats why i gave this a four instead of a five. unfortunately it looks like a 3 and i dont know how to fix it.
Dont get me wrong I liked this book, and considering how short it is those minor flaws i mention above can be forgiven. Its a nice quick read. If I had to pay an e book price like 7 or 8 bucks for it I wouldnt, but at the scribed price, go for it.
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Chaotic - Kelley Armstrong
Chapter 1
"so what kind of stories do you cover?" he asked, bathing my face in champagne fumes. Bat Boy Goes to College? Elvis Shrine Found on Mars?
He laughed without waiting for me to answer. God, I can’t believe people actually buy those rags. Obviously, they must, or you wouldn’t have a job.
My standard line flew to my lips, something about tabloids functioning as a source of entertainment, not news, quirky pieces of fiction that people could read and chuckle over before facing the horrors of the daily paper. I choked it back and forced myself to smile up at him.
I did a Hell Spawn feature once,
I said, as brightly as I could manage. "That’s True News’s version of Bat Boy. I covered his graduation from kindergarten. He was so cute with a little mortarboard perched on his horns . . ."
I crossed my fingers under my cocktail napkin and prayed for the look,
the curl of the lip, the widening of the eyes as they frantically searched for an escape. Escape would be so easy—a crowded museum gala, everyone in evening wear—come on, Douglas, just excuse yourself to use the bathroom and conveniently forget where you left me . . .
He threw back his head and laughed. Hell Spawn’s kindergarten graduation? Now that’s a fun job. You know what the highlight of my workweek is? Nine holes of golf with the other AVPs.
See, now that was the problem with guys like Douglas—they weren’t evil. Boring, boorish and borderline obnoxious, but not so awful that you could justify abandoning them. So you were stuck hoping they’d be the ones to declare the date a dud, and beg off early.
Dinner had been a mistake. I should have insisted we meet here, at the party, so if things didn’t go well, we’d have only been sentenced to a couple hours of each other’s company. But he invited me to dinner first, and even as I’d been thinking No! my mouth had done the right thing, the polite thing, and said, Sure, dinner would be great.
I’d spent forty-five minutes at the table by myself, fending off sympathetic you’ve been stood up
looks from the servers and watching my salad wither on the plate. Then Douglas had arrived . . . and I’d spent the next hour listening to him complain about the cause of his lateness, some corporate calamity too complex for my layperson’s brain to comprehend. It wasn’t until we were here at the opening of the museum’s new wing that he’d even gotten around to asking what I did for a living.
So what’s the weirdest story you’ve ever covered?
he asked.
I laughed. Oh, there would be plenty of contenders for that one. Just last week I had this UFO—
What about celebrities?
he cut in. "Tabloids cover that, right? Celebrity gossip? What’s the best one of those stories you’ve done?"
"Ummm, none. True News includes some celebrity stories, but I’m strictly the ‘weird tales’ girl, mainly paranormal, although—"
Paranormal? Like ghosts?
Again, he didn’t wait for me to answer. Our frat house was supposed to be haunted. Frederick and I—your brother-in-law and I were frat brothers, but I guess your mother told you that. Anyway, one night . . .
My poor mother. Reduced to canvassing my sister’s husband’s college buddies for potential mates for her youngest child. She’d long since gone through every eligible bachelor she knew personally.
I don’t need you to find me dates, Mom,
I said the last time, as I’d said the hundred times before. I’m not so bad at it myself.
Dates, yes. Relationships, no. I swear, Hope, you go out of your way to find men you wouldn’t want to know for more than a weekend. Yes, I know, you’re only twenty-six, hardly an old maid, and I’m not saying you need to settle down, but you could really use some stability in your life, dear. I know you’ve had a rough go of it . . .
What do you expect? I wanted to say sometimes. You gave me a demon for a dad. Of course, that wasn’t fair. Mom didn’t know what my father was. I’d been born nine months after my parents separated, and grown up assuming, like everyone else, that I was my father’s parting shot
before he’d run off with his nurse.
Only at eighteen had I begun to suspect otherwise, when I’d realized that my feelings of being different
were more than adolescent alienation.
Douglas finished his haunted frat house story, then asked, So what kind of education does a tabloid writer need? Obviously you don’t go to journalism school for that.
Actually, I did.
He had the grace to flush. Oh, uh . . . but you wouldn’t need to, right? I mean, it’s not real reporting or anything.
I searched his face for some sign of condescension. None. He was a jerk, but not a malicious one. Damn. Another excuse lost. I had a half-dozen girlfriends who wouldn’t need a justification for ending this date early, who’d just cut and run. So why couldn’t I? I was half-demon, for God’s sake. I could be as nasty as I wanted.
I scanned the room. The gala was being held in the reception hall, which was also—as discreet signs everywhere reminded us—available for weddings, parties and corporate events. A jazz trio played in the corner beside a portable parquet dance floor that was small enough to be a solo stage, as if the organizers acknowledged this wasn’t a dancing crowd, but felt obligated to provide something. Most of the guests were big business, so the main event here was schmoozing, fostering contacts while basking in the feel-good glow of supporting the arts. Large-scale artifact replicas, such as statues and urns, dotted the room, reminding guests where they were and why . . . although the pieces seemed to be getting more use as coatracks and leaning posts.
The buffet table looks amazing,
I said. Is that poached salmon?
Wild, I hope, but you can’t be too careful these days. I had dinner with a client last week, and he’d been to a five-star restaurant in New York the week before, and they’d served farm-fed salmon. Do people just not read the papers? You might as well eat puffer fish, which reminds me of the time I was in Tokyo—
Hold that thought,
I said. I’m going to grab something and scoot back.
I bolted before he could stop me.
As I crossed the floor to the buffet, I was keenly aware of eyes turning my way. A wonderful feeling for a woman . . . if those eyes are sweeping over her in admiration and envy, not glued to her dress in what the hell is she wearing?
bemusement.
It was the dress’s fault. It had screamed to me from across the store, a canary yellow beacon in the rack of blacks and olive greens and navy blues. A ray of sunshine in the night. That’s how I’d pictured myself in it, cutting a swath through the darkness in my slinky bright yellow dress. Ray of sunshine? I looked like a banana in heels.
Sadly, it wasn’t my first fashion disaster. The truly sad part was that I had no excuse for my lack of dress sense. My mother routinely showed up on the local society papers as a shining example of the well-bred and well-dressed. My sister had paid her way through law school by modeling. Even my brothers had both made the annual best dressed bachelor
lists before their marriages disqualified them. It didn’t matter. My whole family could have accompanied me to that store, told me—yet again—that yellow was the worst color anyone with dark hair and a dark complexion could choose, and I’d still have walked out with this dress, blinded by my sun-bright delusions.
At least I hadn’t spilled anything on it. I paused mid-stride, and looked down at myself. Nope, nothing spilled yet, and as long as I stuck to white wine and sauce-free food, I’d be fine.
I picked up a plate and surveyed the table. A roast duck centerpiece surrounded by poached salmon, marinated prawns on ice, chocolate-covered strawberries . . . I wasn’t hungry, but there’s always room for chocolate-covered strawberries. As I reached for one, my vision clouded.
Oh God. Not now.
I tried to force the vision back, concentrate on the present, the buffet table, the smell of perfume circling the room, the soft jazz notes floating past, focus on that, keep myself grounded in the—
Everything went dark. Images, smells, and sounds flickered past, hard and fast, like physical blows. A forest—the shriek of an owl—the loamy smell of wet earth—the thunder of running paws—a flash of black fur—a snarl—teeth flashing—the