House of Many Ways
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In this sequel to the international bestseller Howl’s Moving Castle, bookish Charmain finds herself smack in the middle of magical court intrigues . . . and dealing with the dashing Wizard Howl.
When Charmain Baker agreed to look after her great-uncle's house, she thought she was getting blissful, parent-free time to read. She didn't realize that the house bent space and time, and she did not expect to become responsible for an extremely magical stray dog and a muddled young apprentice wizard.
Now, somehow, she's been targeted by a terrifying creature called a lubbock, too, and become central to the king's urgent search for the fabled Elfgift that will save the country. The king is so desperate to find the Elfgift, he's called in an intimidating sorceress named Sophie to help. And where Sophie is, the great Wizard Howl and fire demon Calcifer won't be far behind.
How did respectable Charmain end up in such a mess, and how will she get herself out of it?
All fans of classic fantasy books deserve the pleasure of reading those by Diana Wynne Jones, whose acclaim included the World Fantasy Award for Life Achievement. As Neil Gaiman stated, she was "quite simply the best writer for children of her generation."
The three books in the World of Howl are:
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Castle in the Air
- House of Many Ways
Other beloved series from Dianna Wynne Jones include the Chronicles of Chrestomanci and the Dalemark Quartet.
Diana Wynne Jones
In a career spanning four decades, award-winning author Diana Wynne Jones (1934‒2011) wrote more than forty books of fantasy for young readers. Characterized by magic, multiple universes, witches and wizards—and a charismatic nine-lived enchanter—her books are filled with unlimited imagination, dazzling plots, and an effervescent sense of humor that earned her legendary status in the world of fantasy.
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Readers find this title to be a charming and entertaining fantasy book. It is a fine sequel to Howl's Moving Castle, introducing new characters and exploring other magical lands. The book is full of detail, humor, and interesting twists. Although some readers enjoyed Howl's Moving Castle slightly more, this book has been reread many times and is considered one of the best books ever read.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is one of the best books I've ever read it is so amazing!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A wonderfully entertaining fantasy book. It's great for all ages. I enjoyed Howl's Moving Castle slightly more, but this book is full of detail, humor and interesting twists. I was sad the first time I finished it, and I now have reread it many times.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Effervescent humor and equally bubbly magic in this charming semi-sequel to Howl’s Moving Castle. Young Charmain longs to escape her home and work in a library, but the only way out seems to be to house-sit for her Great-Uncle William. Trying to manage the house, Great-Uncle William’s magic, his endearing little dog Waif, the suddenly appearing apprentice Peter, a bunch of kobolds, and the Royal Family keeps Charmain in a bit of a spin until Sophia Pendragon shows up with Calcifer the fire spirit and two toddlers.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5HOUSE OF MANY WAYS is the sequel to HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE. I found it to be a charming story and fine sequel. In fact, I'd love to see it also animated too.
It was nice to meet new characters and learn of other kingdoms and creatures from the same world Howl and Sophie introduced us to last time. Such magical lands must surely be chocked full of more such tales. I very much enjoyed the read. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I finished this so much sooner than I wanted to! Diana Wynne Jones' tone is lovely, funny and matter of fact and magical all at once. Charmain is a decent sort of main character -- not too goody-goody, not too narcissistic, not too capable and not too stupid. And I identified with her always having her nose in a book! I approve very much.
Diana Wynne Jones' books often seem to me just the slightest bit rushed, in some parts. Either I'm used to her style, or this is simply better on the pacing front.
It's fun to have Calcifer and Howl and Sophie around, and good to see all the other recurring characters, too. I liked this better than Castle in the Air, though I'm not sure why, just a gut feeling. It wasn't too complicated, either: straight-forward, easy to read fun. Which is exactly what I wanted/needed. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Brilliantly intricate but never "clever for its own sake." Jones' signature wit and inventiveness.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5House of Many Ways is the story of a sheltered young girl, Charmain, sent to care for her uncle's house while he is ill. Her uncle is a wizard and his house turns out to be full of surprises and secrets. Charmain is also hired to help the King catalogue his extensive library, where she meets a fire demon, a witch named Sophie, her son Morgan, and a mysterious boy named Twinkle. The castle is abuzz with rumors of theft, a mysterious missing Elfgift, and the despicable Lubbock. Can Charmain help the King and Sophie to unravel the puzzling events plaguing the castle?I enjoyed reading this book, but I didn't think it compared to Howl's Moving Castle. The characters were not as likeable, but the plot was intricate and engaging. I would say this book is probably best suited for readers 9 and up.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Here, Diana Wynne Jones returns to the world of 'Howl's Moving Castle'. 'Howl' is, of course, a really hard act to follow, and 'House of Many Ways' is definitely not as delightful as the original novel, but nevertheless it's more in-line with its pleasingly quirky universe than the other sequel, 'Castle in the Air'. The plotting is as neat as ever, and (also as usual) wrapped up too quickly and (in this case) without as much of the central protagonist's involvement as I would have liked. Speaking of which, I'm of two minds over Charmain: on the one hand, I rather like seeing a female protagonist who is brainy but not kind, as all too often it's the other way around. However, she was also frequently apathetic and seldom took the action the plot/common sense was screaming for, and this became increasingly frustrating. As with 'Castle in the Air', Sophie and Howl don't come into the story for a while, but at least here they're a lot more integrated into the plot. Last but not least, there was a lot of fun to be had along the way - I actually quite like the 'domestic-magic-goes-wrong' trope, and the book certainly delivered on that front.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I enjoyed this story of Charmain who is roped into minding her great-uncle's house by her aunt. Charmain has been sheltered all her life from magic but now she's immersed in it and her curiousity is going to teach her a thing or two. Before she got roped into this she applied to the King to work in his library, he's going to take her up on this which adds to her workload. Then Howl and Sophie turn up with Calcifer and their child. Someone has to work out where the money from the kingdom is going and they are all going to have to work hard at it. Meanwhile an unexpected guest turns up in the House of Many Ways.It's a bit of a riot and felt to me like there could have been a story in just the house of many ways, fun and interesting. I enjoyed the read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This book was very entertaining and imaginative. It is the sequel to Howl's Moving Castle, although that is not obvious at the beginning. It is a hoot, lots of fun to read.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Lazy, spoiled, bookish Charmain finds herself volunteered to housekeep for her Great-Uncle William while he's away being cured of a mysterious disease. It's hard enough for Charmain, who has no idea how to keep house, let along deal with the bags of laundry that keep mysteriously multiplying, but Great-Uncle William is a Royal Wizard, and his house operates largely by magic. All Charmain really wants to do is read and, if possible, help catalogue the Royal Library, but she rapidly finds herself in over her head, and caught up in a treasonous plot to boot. Somewhere in there is a heavily-disguised Wizard Howl, the long-suffering Sophie, and baby Morgan – and Calcifer, who proves an extremely useful demon to have around in a pinch. Clever, funny, inventive and, as ever, unputdownable. If DWJ has a weakness it is, oddly for a fantasy writer, that sometimes the fantastic elements don't quite work, and this is the case here – the Lubbock and its Lubbockins never really convince – and I would've liked to have seen more of Howl and Sophie … but maybe DWJ feels she's already told their story.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book centers around Charmain Baker, a girl who has lived a sheltered life thanks to her mother’s idea of being a respectable young lady. After her Great Uncle William becomes sick for unknown reasons, Charmain volunteers to help take care of the house while he’s gone. Accepted for the job, she arrives just as Great Uncle William, who she later learns to be the Royal Wizard of High Norland, is taken away by elves in order to find out what is wrong with him. When she starts to unpack, she meets Waif a dog who is male and finds that the house bends space and time. While exploring the house, she attempts a spell that would allow her to fly. When she goes through a window in her uncle’s study, she runs across a lubbock, a creature that eats humans or lays eggs in them. After barely escaping from it with the flying spell, she meets a kobold who is angry with the hydrangeas that are in Uncle William’s yard. After denying him the right to cut the hydrangeas down, she goes inside when it starts to rain. While reading, someone comes in, saying that Wizard Norland took him on as an apprentice. It turns out that it is Peter Regis, the Witch of Montalbino’s son. After confirming this, the two get into many arguments including one which reveals that Waif is actually a girl, even though both William and Charmain believed that Waif was originally was a boy. They then decide it would be best to settle down for the night and find out that Peter is unable to tell the difference between left and right. During the following days, Charmain receives a reply to her letter volunteering to help the king by working at the Royal Library, her mother visits, and is met with a group of angry kobolds afterwards. They then refuse to work for Great Uncle William. The king on the other hand accepts her offer and soon has her at the library, helping to organize some papers in order to help find the treasure that had disappeared. Through them she meets Sophie Pendragon, her son Morgan, and her lisping “nephew Twinkle.” They too are trying to help the king find the stolen gold. As the days pass by, Charmain continues to work at the castle; finding out the Prince Ludovic is the next successor, learning about the elfgift and the fact that her father uses magic. This explains how, in great times of anger, is able to bend things to her will by yelling at it. This includes stopping a pipe from gushing water, changing the water to the correct temperature, and changing Waif back to her original size after a spell by Peter gone wrong. During that time, one of the elves return with lubbock eggs, the reason that Uncle William had been sick. Charmain goes and brings back Calcifer, the fire demon the came with Sophie, and has him destroy the lubbock and its eggs. This unfortunately doesn’t happen until after Peter and Charmain watches as the same kobold that caused trouble for Great Uncle William being paid by the lubbock who plants eggs inside him after the kobold starts to walk away. After all of this, Calcifer seems to have disappeared after he falls off a cliff. Charmain heads to the castle the next day to tell Sophie of this. Before she leaves though, she finds out that Peter’s mother has come and finds out that Waif is a, literally, enchanted dog that chose Charmain as its master and even changed its gender to be the same as Charmain’s. She then leaves to tell Sophie of what happened to Calcifer an discovers the Prince Ludovic is a lubbockin, the offspring of a lubbock and a human woman. She warns Sophie of this just as the family is about to “leave.” Unfortunately, Prince Ludovic steals what at first seems to be Morgan but turns out to be Twinkle. After a chase after the lubbockin, they find where the gold is hidden and kill the lubbockin. It is revealed that Twinkle is actually Howl Pendragon, Sophie’s husband who is a famous wizard in Ingary. Howl reveals to everyone else that the elfgift is actually Waif.This book was definitely another good one by Diane Wynne Jones. I love how her characters have their faults. This book had many unexpected twists and turns that made it enjoyable and a good read. It had a good pace and a good ending. I think the Diane Jones writing style is delightful and entertaining. I think that it’s nice how she made Howl’s Moving Castle and the House of Many Ways separate but interwoven stories. The way that you can read each story separately and still understand it is good, and this story is amusing and entertaining by seeing how someone such as Charmain deal with the odd situations she is given. I would gladly reread the story again and watch the magic unfold again.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5What does one slightly spoiled, definitely pampered young lady's venture into house sitting for an infirm elderly wizard have to do with the Wizard Howl and his devious ventures? (The cover proclaims this to be the sequel to Howl's Moving Castle.) For Charmaine, who's never heard of the Wizard Howl, but who has an exceedingly desperate fascination with libraries and books, the connection isn't immediately apparent either. But as she copes with sinks missing taps, multiplying laundry, and one small, white, very determined dog, it eventually becomes clear.Read and discover along with Charmaine - you won't be sorry.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Exciting and unexpected. At times funny and at others serious, but overall a great, incredible adventure. Witty and delightful.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This was a very cute sequel to “Howl’s Moving Castle.” There is the book in between called “Castle in the Air” but the summary never really interested me for that one. When I picked up this one, it really grabbed me, and although I enjoyed this outside perspective into Howl and Sophie’s married life, I didn’t miss them when they weren’t part of the narrative...I was perfectly content to follow Charm around on her exploits. I really would recommend this book to others. You don’t even have to have read “Howl’s Moving Castle.” If you haven’t, Sophie, Howl, and Calcipher will just be another few characters showing up.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is not one of my favorite DWJs. It's rather simplistically written, and doesn't really get good until DWJ's signature chaos descends about forty pages from the end. I think one of the problems is that the main character doesn't like to actually do anything, and would much rather sit around and read. There's nothing wrong with this of course, in fact I feel the same way, but her proclivity means that she doesn't go looking for trouble, and there is not quite enough trouble finding her to make the book really sing. It is a very quick read. It is fun to see Howl and Sophie again of course.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5House of Many Ways is the second sequel to Howl's Moving Castle; it feels more of a direct sequel than Castle in the Air but it feels different, yet again.Charmain’s parents are talked into letting Charmain house-sit for her great uncle William, which all very well, except book-obsessed Charmain has been brought up to be respectable (read: completely sheltered from the realities of magic and housework) and her uncle is the Royal Wizard. Hence an improbable house “of many ways”, an unexpected house-guest, problems with the unusual gardener, experiments with house-keeping and a quest for employment…It’s fun, very fun. The House is fantastic, and there’s something very likable about Charmain, with her believable flaws and endearing desire to work in the royal library. Waif, the dog, is bursting with personality, it is interesting to see a different country/culture and it’s very entertaining to meet Howl et al again. However, everything is too readily and easily resolved, deus ex machine style… almost. It feels more like children’s fantasy than the other two. But let that not be held against it.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Charmain's parents have brought her up to be...respectable. So when her Aunt Sempronia talks them into letting her house sit for Great-Uncle William the wizard, she's suddenly brought a little out of her comfort zone. When she shows up, Great-Uncle William is whisked away by the elves who need to heal him, and she's left with a huge pile of dishes and an ever-growing stack of laundry. What she really wants to do though, is just read (and maybe get a look at the King's library!).This is the sequel to Howl's Moving Castle and Castle in the Air. It could stand alone, but it's more fun to read when you already know old characters when they reappear. I think, though, that this book may have had a little too much to live up to, and got a slightly lower rating from me than it might have otherwise.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Charmain is sent to house-sit for her great-great-uncle William while he is off with the elves being cured of a growth. Great-Uncle William is a wizard, and his house proves to be very strange indeed. Charmain, who loves books, also begins work as a temporary assistant in the king's library. There, she becomes involved in the mystery of the vanishing treasury and the evil prince.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cute, funny, an entertaining read, but with neither the plot nor the characters of the other two Howl books. Pleasant enough, but not something I'd re-read, or really bother to recommend to someone over the age of 13.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Definitely more coherent, plot-wise, than some of the other DWJ books I've read. Charmain is engagingly flawed and the clashes between her and Peter make for fun reading; and the Lubbock is plenty creepy. Not a book I'll be likely to read again (didn't love it THAT much) but nothing I can really complain about.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Charmain, who has never been allowed to do anything useful, goes to look after her wizard uncle's house while he is off with the elves for medical treatment.Yay! This is more of the cosy, off-kilter domestic magic that I enjoyed so much in the first two Howl books. Although Howl, Sophie, and Calcifer are minor players in this story, this enchanted world has plenty of other engaging characters.I enjoyed Charmain, whose instinctive reaction to stress is to go and read a book.I'd give this to any fantasy fan.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Good book. It's no more a sequel to Howl's Moving Castle than Castle in the Air was - again, a different character has a bunch of adventures, then encounters Howl and family and (eventually) the matter is resolved. But possibly the weirdness at the beginning has a stronger flavor of Moving Castle - oh gee, now I have to go reread the other two to be sure. Oh, save me.I don't think much of either of the kids, though I do (somewhat) identify with Charmain's constant desire to read a book. I'm certainly capable of ignoring dirty dishes and laundry to read. But I do know what to do with them (though it's a lot easier for me! Labor-saving devices...) and do eventually get around to them. (They also don't multiply when I ignore them - at least, not of themselves.) I didn't like her any better when she ran into the lubbock, either. I started to like her when she resolved to be kinder - when she thanked the King, actually. By the end of the story she was quite tolerable. The boy (Peter?) was still pretty much a non-entity to me, though. And the solution(s) were way contrived. I don't know. Not one of my favorites - which doesn't mean I won't reread it! DWJ is held to a higher standard than many...
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Lightweight sequel to "Howl's Moving Castle." That particular inspiration well seems tapped out, as Jones is recycling characters and ideas. Still, it's nice to see Sophie, Howl, and Calcifer again. The main character Charmain reminds me of Angelica from "Magicians of Caprona," another girl whose magic always works no matter how badly she flubs it, and Peter also seems like a treatment for a character in the "Chrestomanci" series -- one whose magic goes wrong no matter how correctly he executes the spells.The titular House is an interesting device: its single door seems to lead to infinite destinations. In that respect, the book seemed like a cartoon version of "House of Leaves."
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Another fantastic story in Howl's universe. It was great spending some more time with his family and meeting new friends along the way. Twinkle was probably my favorite character of the bunch, but he would be for obvious reasons. Sophie was amazing as always. And I grew rather attached to Charmain as well and hope that we will eventually get to read more about her as she matures. I found this to be a very worthy sequel overall.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Follow-on from Howl's Moving Castle, but not one of her best. Not sure why, really, just not very engaging. A lot of it was about archives, so you'd think as an archivist I'd enjoy that, but it was a disappointing read. My 10 year-old daughter enjoyed it though.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5When I heard that Jones was coming out with another sequel to Howl's Moving Castle (although really, it's clearly set after Castle in the Air, the first sequel to Howl), I was a bit apprehensive. Authors coming back to work that they last touched nearly twenty years ago aren't usually a good thing. I should have remembered, though: DWJ sequels tend to be stories about other people, with the characters from the previous book thrown in. So it turned out to be delightful.The story seems pretty simple: Charmain, a girl who's respectable (read: doesn't know how to do anything practical) and loves books, is asked to watch the house of her great-uncle, who happens to be the head wizard for the kingdom of High Norland. She's got to learn to navigate the house, which is more expansive than appears, adjust to being more on her own (plus a dog and the wizard's new apprentice). Over time, and where the Howl crew come in, is with Charmain having to help keep the country from falling into the wrong hands.Of course, since this is a good DWJ book, there's a good amount of interweaving of different bits that you don't quite see till later on, and her conception of magic is still one I quite like: it can be in anything and set in any way, if the person themselves is right. The characters are lively, both the new ones and the old ones (I particularly liked Howl's turn in this book), and the story comes together magnificently in the end. The style is very good, as well, simple but elegant, drawing you in.So all my fears were ultimately allayed with this one. I liked it quite a lot; I'd still read the other two in the series first, just to get everything that's going on in the book, but this one is well worth it either way, I'd bet.
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House of Many Ways - Diana Wynne Jones
Diana Wynne Jones
House of Many Ways
The Sequel to Howl’s Moving Castle
Dedication
To my granddaughter, Ruth,
together with Sharyn’s laundry
and also to Lilly B.
Contents
Dedication
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
About the Author
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
Chapter One
IN WHICH CHARMAIN IS VOLUNTEERED TO LOOK AFTER A WIZARD’S HOUSE
Charmain must do it,
said Aunt Sempronia. We can’t leave Great-Uncle William to face this on his own.
Your Great-Uncle William?
said Mrs. Baker. Isn’t he—
She coughed and lowered her voice because this, to her mind, was not quite nice. "Isn’t he a wizard?"
Of course,
said Aunt Sempronia. But he has—
Here she too lowered her voice. "He has a growth, you know, on his insides, and only the elves can help him. They have to carry him off in order to cure him, you see, and someone has to look after his house. Spells, you know, escape if there’s no one there to watch them. And I am far too busy to do it. My stray dogs’ charity alone—"
Me too. We’re up to our ears in wedding cake orders this month,
Mrs. Baker said hastily. Sam was saying only this morning—
Then it has to be Charmain,
Aunt Sempronia decreed. Surely she’s old enough now.
Er—
said Mrs. Baker.
They both looked across the parlor to where Mrs. Baker’s daughter sat, deep in a book, as usual, with her long, thin body bent into what sunlight came in past Mrs. Baker’s geraniums, her red hair pinned up in a sort of birds’ nest, and her glasses perched on the end of her nose. She held one of her father’s huge juicy pasties in one hand and munched it as she read. Crumbs kept falling on her book, and she brushed them off with the pasty when they fell on the page she was reading.
Er…did you hear us, dear?
Mrs. Baker said anxiously.
No,
Charmain said with her mouth full. What?
That’s settled, then,
Aunt Sempronia said. I’ll leave it to you to explain to her, Berenice, dear.
She stood up, majestically shaking out the folds of her stiff silk dress and then of her silk parasol. I’ll be back to fetch her tomorrow morning,
she said. Now I’d better go and tell poor Great-Uncle William that Charmain will be taking care of things for him.
She swept out of the parlor, leaving Mrs. Baker to wish that her husband’s aunt was not so rich or so bossy, and to wonder how she was going to explain to Charmain, let alone to Sam. Sam never allowed Charmain to do anything that was not utterly respectable. Nor did Mrs. Baker either, except when Aunt Sempronia took a hand.
Aunt Sempronia, meanwhile, mounted into her smart little pony-trap and had her groom drive her beyond the other side of town where Great-Uncle William lived.
I’ve fixed it all up,
she announced, sailing through the magic ways to where Great-Uncle William sat glumly writing in his study. My great-niece Charmain is coming here tomorrow. She will see you on your way and look after you when you come back. In between, she will take care of the house for you.
How very kind of her,
said Great-Uncle William. I take it she is well versed in magic, then?
I have no idea,
said Aunt Sempronia. "What I do know is that she never has her nose out of a book, never does a hand’s turn in the house, and is treated like a sacred object by both her parents. It will do her good to do something normal for a change."
Oh, dear,
said Great-Uncle William. Thank you for warning me. I shall take precautions, then.
Do that,
said Aunt Sempronia. "And you had better make sure there is plenty of food in the place. I’ve never known a girl who eats so much. And remains thin as a witch’s besom with it. I’ve never understood it. I’ll bring her here tomorrow before the elves come, then."
She turned and left. Thank you,
Great-Uncle William said weakly to her stiff, rustling back. Dear, dear,
he added, as the front door slammed. Ah, well. One has to be grateful to one’s relatives, I suppose.
Charmain, oddly enough, was quite grateful to Aunt Sempronia too. Not that she was in the least grateful for being volunteered to look after an old, sick wizard whom she had never met. "She might have asked me!" she said, rather often, to her mother.
I think she knew you would say no, dear,
Mrs. Baker suggested eventually.
I might have,
Charmain said. Or,
she added, with a secretive smile, I might not have.
"Dear, I’m not expecting you to enjoy it, Mrs. Baker said tremulously.
It’s not at all nice. It’s just that it would be so very kind—"
You know I’m not kind,
Charmain said, and she went away upstairs to her white frilly bedroom, where she sat at her nice desk, staring out of her window at the roofs, towers, and chimneys of High Norland City, and then up at the blue mountains beyond. The truth was, this was the chance she had been longing for. She was tired of her respectable school and very tired of living at home, with her mother treating her as if Charmain were a tigress no one was sure was tame, and her father forbidding her to do things because they were not nice, or not safe, or not usual. This was a chance to leave home and do something—the one thing—Charmain had always wanted to do. It was worth putting up with a wizard’s house just for that. She wondered if she had the courage to write the letter that went with it.
For a long time she had no courage at all. She sat and stared at the clouds piling along the peaks of the mountains, white and purple, making shapes like fat animals and thin swooping dragons. She stared until the clouds had wisped away into nothing but faint mist against a blue sky. Then she said, Now or nothing.
After that she sighed, fetched her glasses up on the chain that hung round her neck, and got out her good pen and her best writing paper. She wrote, in her best writing:
Your Majesty,
Ever since I was a small child and first heard of your great collection of books and manuscripts, I have longed to work in your library. Although I know that you yourself, with the aid of your daughter, Her Royal Highness Princess Hilda, are personally engaged in the long and difficult task of sorting and listing the contents of the Royal Library, I nevertheless hope that you might appreciate my help. Since I am of age, I wish to apply for the post of librarian assistant in the Royal Library. I hope Your Majesty will not find my application too presumptuous.
Yours truly,
Charmain BakerHigh
12 Corn Street
Norland City
Charmain sat back and reread her letter. There was no way, she thought, that writing like this to the old King could be anything other than sheer cheek, but it seemed to her that the letter was quite a good one. The one thing in it that was dubious was the I am of age.
She knew that was supposed to mean that a person was twenty-one—or at least eighteen—but she felt it was not exactly a lie. She had not said what age she was of, after all. And she hadn’t, either, said that she was hugely learned or highly qualified, because she knew she was not. She hadn’t even said that she loved books more than anything else in the world, although this was perfectly true. She would just have to trust her love of books shone through.
I’m quite sure the King will just scrumple the letter up and throw it on the fire, she thought. But at least I tried.
She went out and posted the letter, feeling very brave and defiant.
The next morning, Aunt Sempronia arrived in her pony-trap and loaded Charmain into it, along with a neat carpet bag that Mrs. Baker had packed full of Charmain’s clothes, and a much larger bag that Mr. Baker had packed, bulging with pasties and tasties, buns, flans, and tarts. So large was this second bag, and smelling so strongly of savory herbs, gravy, cheese, fruit, jam, and spices, that the groom driving the trap turned round and sniffed in astonishment, and even Aunt Sempronia’s stately nostrils flared.
Well, you’ll not starve, child,
she said. Drive on.
But the groom had to wait until Mrs. Baker had embraced Charmain and said, I know I can trust you, dear, to be good and tidy and considerate.
That’s a lie, Charmain thought. She doesn’t trust me an inch.
Then Charmain’s father hurried up to peck a kiss on Charmain’s cheek. We know you’ll not let us down, Charmain,
he said.
That’s another lie, Charmain thought. You know I will.
And we’ll miss you, my love,
her mother said, nearly in tears.
That may not be a lie! Charmain thought, in some surprise. Though it beats me why they even like me.
"Drive on!" Aunt Sempronia said sternly, and the groom did. When the pony was sedately ambling through the streets, she said, Now, Charmain, I know your parents have given you the best of everything and you’ve never had to do a thing for yourself in your life. Are you prepared to look after yourself for a change?
Oh, yes,
Charmain said devoutly.
"And the house and the poor old man?" Aunt Sempronia persisted.
I’ll do my best,
Charmain said. She was afraid Aunt Sempronia would turn round and drive her straight back home if she didn’t say this.
You’ve had a good education, haven’t you?
Aunt Sempronia said.
Even music,
Charmain admitted, rather sulkily. She added hastily, But I wasn’t any good at it. So don’t expect me to play soothing tunes to Great-Uncle William.
I don’t,
Aunt Sempronia retorted. As he’s a wizard, he can probably make his own soothing tunes. I was simply trying to find out whether you’ve had a proper grounding in magic. You have, haven’t you?
Charmain’s insides seemed to drop away downward somewhere, and she felt as if they were taking the blood from her face with them. She did not dare confess that she knew not the first thing about magic. Her parents—particularly Mrs. Baker—did not think magic was nice. And theirs was such a respectable part of town that Charmain’s school never taught anyone magic. If anyone wanted to learn anything so vulgar, they had to go to a private tutor instead. And Charmain knew her parents would never have paid for any such lessons. Er…,
she began.
Luckily, Aunt Sempronia simply continued. Living in a house full of magic is no joke, you know.
Oh, I won’t ever think of it as a joke,
Charmain said earnestly.
Good,
said Aunt Sempronia, and sat back.
The pony clopped on and on. They clopped through Royal Square, past the Royal Mansion looming at one end of it with its golden roof flashing in the sun, and on through Market Square, where Charmain was seldom allowed to go. She looked wistfully at the stalls and at all the people buying things and chattering, and stared backward at the place as they came into the older part of town. Here the houses were so tall and colorful and so different from one another—each one seemed to have steeper gables and more oddly placed windows than the one before it—that Charmain began to have hopes that living in Great-Uncle William’s house might prove to be very interesting, after all. But the pony clopped onward, through the dingier, poorer parts, and then past mere cottages, and then out among fields and hedges, where a great cliff leaned over the road and only the occasional small house stood backed into the hedgerows, and the mountains towered closer and closer above. Charmain began to think they were going out of High Norland and into another country altogether. What would it be? Strangia? Montalbino? She wished she had paid more attention to geography lessons.
Just as she was wishing this, the groom drew up at a small mouse-colored house crouching at the back of a long front garden. Charmain looked at it across its small iron gate and felt utterly disappointed. It was the most boring house she had ever seen. It had a window on either side of its brown front door and the mouse-colored roof came down above them like a scowl. There did not seem to be an upstairs at all.
Here we are,
Aunt Sempronia said cheerfully. She got down, clattered open the little iron gate, and led the way up the path to the front door. Charmain prowled gloomily after her while the groom followed them with Charmain’s two bags. The garden on either side of the path appeared to consist entirely of hydrangea bushes, blue, green-blue, and mauve.
I don’t suppose you’ll have to look after the garden,
Aunt Sempronia said airily. I should hope not! Charmain thought. I’m fairly sure William employs a gardener,
Aunt Sempronia said.
I hope he does,
Charmain said. The most she knew about gardens was the Bakers’ own backyard, which contained one large mulberry tree and a rosebush, plus the window boxes where her mother grew runner beans. She knew there was earth under the plants and that the earth contained worms. She shuddered.
Aunt Sempronia clattered briskly at the knocker on the brown front door and then pushed her way into the house, calling out, Coo-ee! I’ve brought Charmain for you!
Thank you kindly,
said Great-Uncle William.
The front door led straight into a musty living room, where Great-Uncle William was sitting in a musty, mouse-colored armchair. There was a large leather suitcase beside him, as if he were all ready to depart. Pleased to meet you, my dear,
he said to Charmain.
How do you do, sir,
Charmain replied politely.
Before either of them could say anything else, Aunt Sempronia said, Well, then, I’ll love you and leave you. Put her bags down there,
she said to her groom. The groom obediently dumped the bags down just inside the front door and went away again. Aunt Sempronia followed him in a sizzle of expensive silks, calling, Good-bye, both of you!
as she went.
The front door banged shut, leaving Charmain and Great-Uncle William staring at each other.
Great-Uncle William was a small man and mostly bald except for some locks of fine, silvery hair streaked across his rather domed head. He sat in a stiff, bent, crumpled way that showed Charmain he was in quite a lot of pain. She was surprised to find that she felt sorry for him, but she did wish he wouldn’t stare at her so steadily. It made her feel guilty. And his lower eyelids drooped from his tired blue eyes, showing the insides all red, like blood. Charmain disliked blood almost as much as she disliked earthworms.
Well, you seem a very tall, competent-looking young lady,
Great-Uncle William said. His voice was tired and gentle. The red hair is a good sign, to my mind. Very good. Do you think you can manage here while I’m gone? The place is a little disordered, I’m afraid.
I expect so,
Charmain said. The musty room seemed quite tidy to her. Can you tell me some of the things I ought to do?
Though I hope I shan’t be here long, she thought. Once the king replies to my letter…
As to that,
said Great-Uncle William, the usual household things, of course, but magical. Naturally, most of it’s magical. As I wasn’t sure what grade of magic you’ll have reached, I took some steps—
Horrors! Charmain thought. He thinks I know magic!
She tried to interrupt Great-Uncle William to explain, but at that moment they were both interrupted. The front door clattered open and a procession of tall, tall elves walked quietly in. They were all most medically dressed in white, and there was no expression on their beautiful faces at all. Charmain stared at them, utterly unnerved by their beauty, their height, their neutrality, and above all, by their complete silence. One of them moved her gently aside and she stood where she was put, feeling clumsy and disorderly, while the rest clustered around Great-Uncle William with their dazzling fair heads bent over him. Charmain was not sure what they did, but in next to no time Great-Uncle William was dressed in a white robe and they were lifting him out of his chair. There were what seemed to be three red apples stuck to his head. Charmain could see he was asleep.
Er…haven’t you forgotten his suitcase?
she said, as they carried him away toward the door.
No need for it,
one of the elves said, holding the door open for the others to ease Great-Uncle William out through it.
After that, they were all going away down the garden path. Charmain dashed to the open front door and called after them, How long is he going to be away?
It suddenly seemed urgent to know how long she was going to be left in charge here.
As long as it takes,
another of the elves replied.
Then they were all gone before they reached the garden gate.
Chapter Two
IN WHICH CHARMAIN EXPLORES THE HOUSE
Charmain stared at the empty path for a while and then shut the front door with a bang. "Now what do I do?" she said to the deserted, musty room.
You will have to tidy the kitchen, I’m afraid, my dear,
said Great-Uncle William’s tired, kindly voice out of thin air. I apologize for leaving so much laundry. Please open my suitcase for more complicated instructions.
Charmain shot the suitcase a look. So Great-Uncle William had meant to leave it, then. In a minute,
she said to it. I haven’t unpacked for myself yet.
She picked up her two bags and marched with them to the only other door. It was at the back of the room and, when Charmain had tried to open it with the hand that held the food bag, then with that hand and with both bags in the other hand, and finally with both hands and with both bags on the floor, she found it led to the kitchen.
She stared for a moment. Then she dragged her two bags round the door just as it was shutting and stared some more.
"What a mess!" she said.
It ought to have been a comfortable, spacious kitchen. It had a big window looking out onto the mountains, where sunlight came warmly pouring through. Unfortunately, the sunlight only served to highlight the enormous stacks of plates and cups piled into the sink and on the draining board and down on the floor beside the sink. The sunlight then went on—and Charmain’s dismayed eyes went with it—to cast a golden glow over the two big canvas laundry bags leaning beside the sink. They were stuffed so full with dirty washing that Great-Uncle William had been using them as a shelf for a pile of dirty saucepans and a frying pan or so.
Charmain’s eyes traveled from there to the table in the middle of the room. Here was where Great-Uncle William appeared to keep his supply of thirty or so teapots and the same number of milk jugs—not to speak of several that had once held gravy. It was all quite neat in its way, Charmain thought, just crowded and not clean.
"I suppose you have been ill," Charmain said grudgingly to the thin air.
There was no reply this time. Cautiously, she went over to the sink, where, she had a feeling, something was missing. It took her a moment or so to realize that there were no taps. Probably this house was so far outside town that no water pipes had been laid. When she looked through the window, she could see a small yard outside and a pump in the middle of it.
"So I’m supposed to go and pump water and then bring it in, and then what? Charmain demanded. She looked over at the dark, empty fireplace. It was summer, after all, so naturally there was no fire, nor anything to burn that she could see.
I heat the water? she said.
In a dirty saucepan, I suppose, and—Come to think of it, how do I wash? Can’t I ever have a bath? Doesn’t he have any bedroom, or a bathroom at all?"
She rushed to the small door beyond the fireplace and dragged it open. All Great-Uncle William’s doors seemed to need the