The Chinese Orange Mystery
By Ellery Queen
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Mandarin Press is a premier publishing house for foreign literature, but to those at the top of this enterprise, there is little more beautiful than a rare stamp. As Donald Kirk, publisher and philatelist, prepares his office for a banquet, an unfamiliar man comes to call. No one recognizes him, but Kirk’s staff is used to strange characters visiting their boss, so Kirk’s secretary asks him to wait in the anteroom. Within an hour, the mysterious visitor is dead on the floor, head bashed in with a fireplace poker, and everything in the anteroom has been quite literally turned upside down. The rug is backwards; the furniture is backwards; even the dead man’s clothes have been put on front-to-back. As debonair detective Ellery Queen pries into the secrets of Mandarin Press, every clue he finds is topsy-turvy. The great sleuth must tread lightly, for walking backwards is a surefire way to step off a cliff.
Ellery Queen
Ellery Queen was a pen name created and shared by two cousins, Frederic Dannay (1905–1982) and Manfred B. Lee (1905–1971), as well as the name of their most famous detective. Born in Brooklyn, they spent forty-two years writing, editing, and anthologizing under the name, gaining a reputation as the foremost American authors of the Golden Age “fair play” mystery. Although eventually famous on television and radio, Queen’s first appearance came in 1928, when the cousins won a mystery-writing contest with the book that would eventually be published as The Roman Hat Mystery. Their character was an amateur detective who uses his spare time to assist his police inspector uncle in solving baffling crimes. Besides writing the Queen novels, Dannay and Lee cofounded Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, one of the most influential crime publications of all time. Although Dannay outlived his cousin by nine years, he retired Queen upon Lee’s death.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Good example of the early Queens. Highly enjoyable.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5In Ellery Queen mysteries, God is in the details. I'm always flabbergasted by the stunt whereby the author tells us that, given we were astute enough, we should solve the mystery logically. That trick never gets tired of. This particular story was lacking in form and quality and decisiveness. The appearance of Ellery Queen at Kirk, then at Sewell's place was odd and jarring. That cost the book one or two stars. The mystery itself is not perfect, as the ubiquitous rope is used to seal the locked room mystery. Been there etc. But even not at their best Ellery Queen remains a formidable writer.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I read this long ago I my parents' collection . I recall why everything was reversed in the murder room, and that it involved a stamp. That's about it.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Originally penned in 1934, The Chinese Orange Mystery is set in New York, at the high-priced ($10/day!) Chancellor Hotel. There Donald Kirk and his family have pretty much the entire floor, between suites for business (publishing, stamps and jewelry) and living space. The corridor of this floor is watched over by Mrs. Shane, who sees everyone who enters the floor. But she saw no one on the floor when a man waiting in an office for Kirk was murdered. The only way out of that room was either through another office, belonging to Kirk's assistant Osborne (who was there the entire time), or through the hall. But the door between the office and where the man was waiting was bolted from the inside. Not only was anyone seen leaving, but when Ellery Queen arrives, and finds the body, he notices that all of the clothes are on the man backwards -- and all of the furniture has been moved as well. The only clue that Queen can readily put his hands on is that a tangerine (a Chinese Orange) has been eaten -- with orange peels and seeds left out in plain view. With the help of his father, a police inspector, Queen must get to the bottom of the mystery to help his friend Donald Kirk. This book was a bit on the unbelievable side but I suppose all "locked-room/impossible crime" type books have to be in a way. The solution to this one was a bit over the top. So if you want something wholly credible, this may not be the book for you. Otherwise, the characters (except for Ellery, of course, and maybe his dad) kind of stayed a bit underdeveloped (considering it was the 8th book in the series you'd think the authors would have known better), and the whole mystery is plot, rather than character driven. Overall, it wasn't a bad read (I'm giving it what I consider an average rating), and I'd recommend it to people who like Ellery Queen novels, or to those who like impossible crime stories. Anyone who likes strange mysteries might enjoy this as well.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5An unknown visitor to the office of publisher Donald Kirk is found dead in a locked room. No one has been seen to enter or leave the room. Most puzzling of all, everything in the room is backwards – including the dead man's clothes. Who was the man, why was he killed, and who murdered him? Fortunately, Ellery Queen is on hand to assist his father, Inspector Queen, with unraveling this unusual mystery.The mystery is filled with red herrings. Objects at the murder scene and relationships among the characters are described in great detail, yet it's not easy to determine which of them are important and which are irrelevant. The one aspect of the murder that should have been obvious to me was obscured by the many elements at the scene that Queen had to investigate. The most enjoyable aspect of the book is the relationship between Ellery and his father, Inspector Queen. Their strengths complement each other, and their conversation rings authentic.It's been years since I've read an Ellery Queen mystery, and I haven't often found them where I shop for books. My public library recently added several Ellery Queen mysteries to its collection of downloadable audiobooks, and I'll definitely listen to more of these now that they're more easily accessible.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Believe it or not, the first Ellery Queen mystery I’ve ever read. A good one too. Queen is a little kind of over the top smarmy and pain in the butt like, though I understand as the series goes on the act kids of wears off.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of Ellery Queen’s early cases from the 1930s, this has not only a locked room but also the murder victim is unknown to all the people involved.The Hotel Chancellor is the site of the crime. A bit of a posh place and the people involved are residents there.Ellery has run into Donald Kirk, a friend of his, and been asked to dinner. Kirk is a collector of stamps and fine gems and also owner of The Mandarin Press publishing. When they arrive at Kirk’s office at the hotel, his assistant, James Osborne, relays all messages that have come in while Kirk was gone, along with letting Kirk know that a man is in the waiting room to see Kirk. When the men try to enter the waiting room, they find the door locked — both the one between the office and the room and the outside door from the hallway to the room.Finally gaining entry, they find a very strange scene. Everything has been turned backwards — furniture, pictures, rug, even the victim’s clothes. There is nothing in the way of identifying material on the body. No ID, not clothing tags, nothing. No one knows why the man came to see Kirk.The suspect list is very interesting in identities and their own personal secrets come to light as Queen investigates. Ellery’s dad, Inspector Queen is called in to investigate and is frustrated by the lack of information, along with pressure from the higher ups for a quick resolution to the matter.This is the style of Ellery Queen books I love and enjoy!
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5This is one of Queen’s more formulaic works. Indeed it could be argued to be an urban, American equivalent of the hoary old “English Country house isolated by bad weather” story. An improbably inter-related group of people are drawn together by secrets. Characters withhold facts and information for apparently no other purpose that to obfuscate things. Ellery Queen, the detective, seems to suffer from a strange form of professional amnesia so that obvious clues are overlooked and obvious similarities to other crimes ignored while Ellery Queen, the author, seems prone to every form of overgeneralized misconception about China that could arise from limited research.
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The Chinese Orange Mystery - Ellery Queen
The Chinese Orange Mystery
Ellery Queen
Contents
FOREWORD
THE IDYLL OF MISS DIVERSEY
STRANGE INTERLUDE
THE TOPSY-TURVY MURDER
MR. NOBODY FROM NOWHERE
ORANGES AND SPECULATIONS
DINNER FOR EIGHT
TANGERINE
TOPSY-TURVY LAND
FOOCHOW ERROR
THE QUEER THIEF
UNKNOWN QUANTITIES
A GIFT OF GEMS
BOUDOIR SCENE
THE MAN FROM PARIS
THE TRAP
CHALLENGE TO THE READER
THE EXPERIMENT
LOOKING BACKWARD
Cast of Characters: In the order of their appearance
MISS DIVERSEY: who nursed a sick man—and a hope
DR. HUGH KIRK: septuagenarian scholar, who was often buried—in a book
MRS. SHANE: the Hotel Chancellor’s floor clerk
JAMES OSBORNE: Donald Kirk’s secretary
MR. NOBODY FROM NOWHERE
HUBBELL: a gentleman’s gentleman—but no gentleman
GLENN MACGOWAN: who proved that a friend in need is a friend in deed
IRENE LLEWES: who played her part in the taming of the shrewd
JO TEMPLE: whose knowledge of Chinese helped Ellery get oriented
DONALD KIRK: publisher of books and collector of gems, stamps—and trouble
ELLERY QUEEN: who collared the criminal—and his victim
MARCELLA KIRK: who fainted or feinted when she saw the corpse
NYE: the hotel manager
BRUMMER: the hotel detective
INSPECTOR RICHARD QUEEN: of the Homicide Squad
DR. PROUTY: Assistant Medical Examiner
SERGEANT VELIE: of the Homicide Squad
FELIX BERNE: the man who came late to dinner
Foreword
I AM NATURALLY PREJUDICED in favor of my friend Mr. Ellery Queen. Friendship aborts the critical faculties; especially friendship which has been invited to partake of fame. And yet, ever since those ancient days when I was first persuading Ellery to whip his notes into fiction form—through all the exciting novels that followed that first adventure—I cannot recall being more genuinely impressed than I was as I read the manuscript of The Chinese Orange Mystery.
It might well have been subtitled: The Crime That Was Backwards. With a further addendum: The Most Remarkable Murder-Case of Modern Times. But, as I say, I am prejudiced and perhaps that is a modest overstatement. The point is that if the crime itself was extraordinary, the mentality that went to work upon it was gigantic. Even now, knowing the answer, I sometimes disbelieve. And yet it was all so simple, indeed so inevitable. … The trouble is, as Ellery likes to point out, that all puzzles are irritatingly cryptic until you know the answer, and then you wonder why you were baffled so long. But I cannot quite subscribe to that; it took genius to solve the crime that was backwards, and I will stick to that opinion tho’ Hell freeze over and I lose my friend—which is a potent possibility.
Sometimes, too, I feel secretly glad that I had nothing to do with that case. Ellery, who is in many ways a thinking machine, is no respecter of friendships when logic points an accusing finger. And it might very well have been that had I been in some way involved—if even as, let us say, Donald Kirk’s attorney—Ellery might have caused good Sergeant Velie to clap the cuffs on my poor wrists. For it is remarkable that when I was at college I achieved a definitely fleeting fame in two athletic fields: I was my class backstroke swimming champion, and I rowed stroke-oar on the crew.
How these innocent facts would have made me a potential—no, no, a very active—suspect in the murder with which these pages are concerned I shall leave you to discover—unquestionably with pleasure—for yourself.
J. J. McC.
NEW YORK
"The detection—or rather the solution—of crime calls for a combination of scientist and seer in the completest development of the detective. The genius for prophesying from events is a very special endowment of Nature and has been granted in its highest form only to a favored few. …
"I might paraphrase that interesting observation in Schlegel’s Athenæum which goes:
‘Der Historiker ist ein rückwärts gekehrter Prophet?’
by pointing out that: ‘The detective is a prophet looking backwards.’ Or Carlyle’s more subtle observation about history by agreeing that: The process of detection (as opposed to History) is ‘a distillation of rumor.’"
—Excerpt from an Anonymous Article in Esoterica Americana, Attributed by Some to Matsoyuma Tahuki, the Noted Japanese Authority on the Occident.
The Idyll of Miss Diversey
MISS DIVERSEY FLED DR. Kirk’s study followed by a blistering mouthful of ogrish growls. She stood still in the corridor outside the old gentleman’s door, her cheeks burning and one of her square washed-out hands pressed to the outraged starch of her bosom. She could hear the angry septuagenarian scuttling about the study in his wheel chair like a Galapagos turtle, muttering anathemas upon her white-capped head in a fantastic potpourri of ancient Hebrew, classic Greek, French, and English.
The old fossil,
thought Miss Diversey fiercely. It’s—it’s like living with a human encyclopedia!
Dr. Kirk made Jovian thunder from behind the door: And don’t come back, do you hear me?
He thundered other things, too, in the argot of strange tongues which filled his scholar’s brain; things which, had Miss Diversey been possessed of the dubious advantages of higher culture, would have made her very indignant indeed.
Slush,
she said defiantly, glaring at the door. There was no reply; at least, no reply of a satisfactory nature. There’s nothing, she thought with dismal consternation, you can say to a ghostly chuckle and the slam of a dusty book dug out of somebody’s grave. He was the most exasperating old—She almost said it. For a moment, in fact, it trembled upon the brink of utterance. But her better nature triumphed and she closed her pale lips sternly. Let him dress himself if he wanted to. She had always hated dressing old people, anyway. … She stood irresolute for a moment; and then, her color still high, clumped down the corridor with the firm unhurried steps of the professional nurse.
The twenty-second floor of the Hotel Chancellor was pervaded, by inflexible regulation, with the silent peace of the cloister. The quiet soothed Miss Diversey’s ruffled soul. There were two compensations, she thought, to playing nurse to a creaking, decrepit, malicious old devil afflicted—thank heaven there was justice!—with chronic rheumatism and gout. One was the handsome salary young Donald Kirk paid her for the difficult task of taking care of his father; the other was that the Kirk ménage was situated in a respectable hotel in the heart of New York City. The money and the geography, she thought with morbid satisfaction, made up for a lot of disadvantages. Macy’s, Gimbel’s, the other department stores were only minutes away, movies and theatres and all sorts of exciting things at one’s doorstep. … Yes, she would stick it out. Life was hard, but it had its compensations.
Not that they weren’t a trying lot at times. Lord knows she had crawled to the whims of plenty of nasty people in her day. And that old Dr. Kirk was nasty; there was no pleasing him. You’d think a body would be pleasant and human and grateful sometimes; give a person a please
here or a thank you
there. But not old Beelzebub. A tyrant, if ever there was one. He had eyes that gave a person the shivers; and his white hair stood on end as if it were trying to get as far away from him as it possibly could. He wouldn’t eat when you wanted him to. He refused massages and threw shoes about. He would totter around the suite when Dr. Angini said he mustn’t walk and refuse to budge when Dr. Angini said he must exercise. About the only good thing about him was that when his purple old nose was buried in a book he was quiet.
And then there was Marcella. Marcella! Snippy little fluff she was; in fifty years she’d be the feminine counterpart of her father. Oh, she had her good points, reflected Miss Diversey grudgingly; but then so have criminals. Adding her up, good and bad, you wouldn’t have much. Of course, conceded Miss Diversey, who had a strong sense of justice, she couldn’t really be as worthless as all that; not with that nice tall pink-cheeked Mr. Macgowan so crazy about her. It certainly did take all kinds of people to make a world! Now, Miss Diversey was sure that if Mr. Macgowan had not happened to be Mr. Donald Kirk’s best friend there never would have been an engagement between Mr. Macgowan and Mr. Kirk’s young sister. That’s what comes of having a brother and pots of money, thought Miss Diversey darkly. You go out and snare just about the best catch—Miss Diversey read the society-gossip columns critically—in the social whirl. Well, maybe when they were married he’d find out. They generally do, thought Miss Diversey, who possessed among other admirable qualities a decided strain of cynicism. The stories she could tell about these society people! … As for Donald Kirk, he was all right in his way; but his way was not Miss Diversey’s way. He was a snob. That is, he treated people like Miss Diversey with a certain good-humored, absent tolerance.
It did seem, reflected Miss Diversey as she trudged down the corridor, that the easiest way to bury the woman part of a person was to become a trained nurse. Here she was, thirty-two—no, one must be honest with oneself; it was closer to thirty-three—and what were her prospects? That is to say, her romantic prospects? Nothing, simply nothing. The men she met in the travails of her profession were roughly of two kinds, she thought bitterly: those who paid no attention to her at all, and those who paid far too much. In the first category were doctors and male relatives of rich patients; in the second were internes and male employees of rich patients. The first class didn’t recognize her as a woman at all, just a machine; Donald Kirk belonged to that class. The second kind wanted to—to take her apart with their grubby fingers to see what made her tick. That groveling little Hubbell, now, she thought with a curl of her lip—Mr. Kirk’s butler and valet and Lord knows what else. When he was with his betters he was the soul of self-effacement and rectitude; but still and all she’d had to slap that pasty face of his only this morning. Patients, of course, didn’t count. You could hardly get goo-goo about a person when you fetched bedpans and that sort of thing. Now, Mr. Osborne was different. …
A gentle vagueness settled upon Miss Diversey’s hard features; almost a girlish smile. Thoughts of Mr. Osborne were—there was no denying it—pleasant. First of all, he was a gentleman; none of Hubbell’s low tricks for him. Come to think of it, he was in a third class, sort of in a class by himself. Not rich, and yet not a servant. As Mr. Kirk’s confidential assistant he was in between. Like one of the family and yet not like one of the family, as you might say; he worked on a salary like herself. That made it—somehow—very, very satisfying to Miss Diversey. … She wondered if she really hadn’t overstepped the bounds of propriety weeks and weeks ago, when she’d only just met Mr. Osborne. How had the talk drifted around to—she blushed faintly—marriage? Oh, nothing personal, of course; she’d merely said that she would never marry a man who couldn’t provide a good—a more than good—living. Oh, no. She’d seen too many marriages break up because of money; that is, lack of it. And Mr. Osborne had seemed so distressed, as if she’d hurt him; now, could that mean anything? Surely he wasn’t thinking …
Miss Diversey took a firm grip on her errant thoughts. Her amble had brought her to a door on the opposite side of the corridor from the Kirk suite. It was the last door on the wall, the door nearest the other corridor that led from the elevators to the Kirk apartment. A plain door, really an undistinguished member of the family of doors; and yet sight of it brought a slight flush to Miss Diversey’s cheeks, a flush subtly different from the angry red response to Dr. Kirk’s brimstone blasphemies. She tried the handle; it gave.
It wouldn’t hurt to peep in, she thought. If there were some one waiting in the anteroom it would mean that he—that Mr. Osborne was probably very busy. If the anteroom was empty, surely there wouldn’t be any harm in … under the circumstances … The old fossil couldn’t talk to her that way! … A person was human, wasn’t she?
She opened the door. The anteroom was—happy chance—empty. Directly opposite her was the only other door of the room, and it was closed. On the other side lay … She sighed and turned to go. But then she brightened and hurried in. A bowl of fresh fruit on the reading table against the wall between the windows beckoned. It was nice of Mr. Kirk to be so thoughtful of other people, even strangers; and the Lord knew enough of them came to see him and sat in the little anteroom, with its nice English oak furniture and its books and lamps and rug and flowers and things.
She pecked among the fruits, making up her mind. One of those huge sugar-pears, now? Hothouse, most likely. But no, it was too close to dinner. Possibly an apple. … Ah, tangerines! Now that she came to think of it, tangerines were her favorites. Better than oranges, because they were easier to peel. And they came apart so nicely!
She stripped the rind from the tangerine with the industry of a squirrel and proceeded to chew the damp, sweet morsels of orange with her strong teeth. The pips she spat daintily into the palm of her hand.
When she had finished she looked about, decided the room and the table were too trim and neat and clean to be defiled with pips and orange-peel, and cheerfully hurled the handful of remains out one of the windows into the court made by the setback of the building four stories below. On passing the table, she hesitated. Another? There were two very alluring fat tangerines left in the bowl. … But she shook her head sternly and went out by the corridor door, shutting it behind her.
Feeling a little better, she sauntered around the bend into the main corridor. What to do? The old devil would kick her out if she went back now, and she didn’t feel much like going to her own room. … She brightened once more. A stout middle-aged woman dressed in black, with severe gray hair, was sitting at a desk farther up the corridor, directly opposite the elevators. It was Mrs. Shane, clerk on duty on the twenty-second floor.
Miss Diversey shut her eyes when she passed a door on her right; the door which—she blushed again—opened into the office of Mr. Donald Kirk, the office adjoining the anteroom. It was in this office that the gallant Mr. Osborne was to be f—— She sighed and passed on.
Hullo, Mrs. Shane,
she said cheerily to the stout woman. How’s the back this afternoon?
Mrs. Shane grinned. She peered with caution up and down the corridor, kept an eye cocked on the elevators facing her, and said: Why, it’s Miss Diversey! I declare, Miss Diversey, I never see you any more! Is the old scoundrel keepin’ you that busy?
Damn his soul,
said Miss Diversey without rancor. He’s Satan himself, Mrs. Shane. Just now he chased me out of his room. Imagine!
Mrs. Shane clucked with horror. Mr. Kirk’s partner came back from Europe or some place today—that’s Mr. Berne—and Mr. Kirk is giving a dinner-party for him. Naturally, he would have to go. So what do you think? He has to dress for dinner, so—
Dress?
echoed Mrs. Shane blankly. Is he nekkid?
Miss Diversey laughed. "I mean a tuxedo and things. Well he can’t dress himself. He can hardly stand on his feet, with his joints all twisted up with rheumatiz. Why, he’s seventy-five if he’s a day! But what do you think? He wouldn’t let me dress him. Chased me out!"
Imagine,
said Mrs. Shane. Men-folks are funny that way. I remember once my Danny—God rest his soul—was taken bad with lumbago and I had to—
She stopped abruptly and stiffened as the elevator evacuated a passenger. The lady, however, was not on the alert for possible defections of hotel employees. She exuded a faint odor of alcohol as she staggered by the desk bound up the corridor toward the other side of the floor. See that hussy?
hissed Mrs. Shane, leaning forward. Miss Diversey nodded. "The things I could tell you about her, dearie! Why, my girls who clean up on this floor told me the awfullest things they’ve found in her room. Only last week they picked up from her floor a—"
I’ve got to go,
said Miss Diversey hastily. Uh—is Mr. Kirk’s office—I mean, has Mr. Kirk—?
Mrs. Shane relaxed to fix Miss Diversey with a shrewd suspicious eye. "You mean is Mr. Osborne alone?"
Miss Diversey colored. I didn’t ask that—
I know, honey. He is that. There’s been not a soul near that blessed office for an hour or more.
You’re sure?
breathed Miss Diversey, beginning to poke her square-tipped fingers in the reddish hair beneath her cap.
Of course I’m sure! I haven’t stirred from this spot all the afternoon, and nobody could ’a’ gone into that office without me seeing him.
Well,
said Miss Diversey carelessly. I think, since I’m here, I’ll stop in for a minute. I’ve nothing to do, anyway. It gets so boring, Mrs. Shane. And then I do feel sorry for poor Mr. Osborne, cooped up in that office all day with not a living soul to talk to.
Oh, I wouldn’t say that,
said Mrs. Shane with demoniac subtlety. "Only this morning there was a perfeckly stunning young lady. Something to do with Mr. Kirk’s book publishing—an author, I do think. She was in there with Mr. Osborne for the longest time—"
Well, and why shouldn’t she be?
murmured Miss Diversey. "I’m sure I don’t care, Mrs. Shane. And anyway it’s his work, isn’t it? Besides, Mr. Osborne isn’t the kind … Well, so long."
So long,
said Mrs. Shane warmly.
Miss Diversey strolled back the way she had come, her strides growing smaller and smaller as she approached the enchanted area before the closed door of Donald Kirk’s office. Finally, and by some miracle of chance precisely opposite the door, she came to a stop. Her cheeks tingling, she darted a glance over her shoulder at Mrs. Shane. That worthy dame, basking in the glow of acting a stout middle-aged Eros, was grinning broadly. So Miss Diversey smiled rather foolishly and put off all further pretense and knocked on the door.
James Osborne called: Come in,
in an absent tone and did not raise his pale face as Miss Diversey slipped with high-beating heart into the office. He was seated on a swivel-chair before a desk, working with silent concentration over a curious loose-leaf album with thick leaves faintly quadrilled and holding tiny rectangles of colored paper. He was a faded-looking man of forty-five, with nondescript sandy hair grizzled at the temples, a sharp beaten nose, and eyes imbedded in tired wrinkles. He worked over the bits of colored papers with unwavering attention, handling them with a small nickel tongs and the dexterity of long practice.
Miss Diversey coughed.
Osborne swung about, startled. Why, Miss Diversey!
he exclaimed, dropping the tongs and scrambling to his feet. Come in, come in. I’m dreadfully sorry—I was so absorbed …
A redness had come over his flat lined cheeks.
You go right back to work,
directed Miss Diversey. I thought I’d look in, but since you’re busy—
No. No, no, Miss Diversey, really. Sit down. I haven’t seen you for two days. I suppose Dr. Kirk has been keeping you busy?
Miss Diversey sat down, arranging her starched skirts primly. Oh, we’re used to that, Mr. Osborne. He’s a little fussy, but he’s really a grand old man.
I quite agree. Quite,
said Osborne. A great scholar, Miss Diversey. He’s contributed a good deal, you know, to philology in his day. A great scholar.
Miss Diversey murmured something. Osborne stood in an eager, sloped attitude. The room was very quiet and warm. It was more like a den than an office, fitted out by some sensitive hand. Soft glass curtains and brown velvet drapes