Chicks Kick Butt
By Rachel Caine and Kerrie L. Hughes
3.5/5
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Chicks are awesome--and never more so than when they are kicking some serious vampire/werewolf/demon/monster butt.
Chicks Kick Butt is an anthology that features one of the best things about the urban fantasy genre: strong, independent, and intelligent heroines who are quite capable of solving their own problems and slaying their own dragons (or demons, as the case may be).
Edited by Kerrie Hughes and Rachel Caine, Chicks Kick Butt features original stories from thirteen authors, eleven of whom are New York Times bestsellers:
- Rachel Caine (with a story from her bestselling Weather Wardens universe)
- L.A. Banks
- Rachel Vincent
- Karen Chance
- Lilith Saintcrow
- Cheyenne McCray
- Susan Krinard
- Jeanne Stein
- Jenna Black
- Susan Krinard
- Jeanne Stein
- Jenna Black
- Elizabeth Vaughan
- Carole Nelson Douglas
- P.N. Elrod
- Nancy Holder
At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Rachel Caine
Rachel Caine (1962–2020) was the New York Times–, USA Today–, and #1 Wall Street Journal–bestselling author of more than fifty books across multiple genres, from adult thriller to urban fantasy/science fiction, as well as works for young adults. With millions of copies sold, she was a frequent guest at conventions in the United States and around the world. Her popular book series include the Morganville Vampires novels, the Great Library series, and the #1-bestselling Stillhouse Lake books. Caine lost her fight with a rare and aggressive cancer, soft tissue sarcoma, in November of 2020.
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Reviews for Chicks Kick Butt
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I really like anthologies. And anthologies with some of my favorite authors writing about some of my favorite characters I like even more. If you're fans of the authors, are considering reading any of the series, or want a good overview of some of the women of urban fantasy, this is the book for you.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Found this during a bookstore browse in Toronto, deeply discounted, and worth it at the full price. :-) Only one story was meh with amaturish writing, and one other story suffered from telling rather than showing, but the rest were quite good. I like seeing a story from Bobbi's perspective from The Vampire Files, and there was a fun CinSim mystery from C. N. Douglas. A solid line up of authors and a nice variety of tales.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The introduction certainly struck a chord with me. I was born in 1954, so my girlhood chick adventure reading, besides Baum's Dorothy and Carroll's Alice, were pretty much limited to female amateur sleuths: Nancy Drew, Judy Bolton, Trixie Belden, the Dana girls; and comic book superheroines. Of course, the only ones with great strength that I recall were Wonder Woman and Supergirl. The Invisible Girl, Marvel Girl, and the Scarlet Witch had power, sure, but I didn't get to see them trading punches with super villains. I am so glad to be able to follow the adventures of today's butt-kicking chicks!'Shiny' by Rachel Caine**** Great chase scene and two tough chicks -- I wouldn't care to wear a diamond bikini, though. Eh -- at least it wasn't as ridiculous as when Marvel Comics gave Red Sonja a chain mail bikini, for a reason that will make sense within the story.'In Vino Veritas' by Karen Chance*** 1/2 Our heroine has been put in a bad situation because of a twit snitch. Her gamble on getting both of them out alive was interesting.'Hunt' by Rachel Vincent'Monsters' by Lilith Saintcrow'Vampires Prefer Blondes' by P. N. Elrod'Nine-Tenths of the Law' by Jenna Black'Double Dead' by Cheyenne McCray'A Rose by Any Other Name Would Still Be Red' by Elizabeth A. Vaughan'Superman' by Jeanne C. Stein'Monster Mash' by Carole Nelson Douglas'Wanted: Dead or Alive''by L. A. Banks'Mist' by Susan Krinard'Beyond the Pale' by Nancy Holder
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fun collection. I was satisfied with most of stories in this collection. The only story I did not like was Monsters, by Lilith Saintcrow which was boring and not all surprising. It's not the girl doing the butt kicking, it's a vampire(girl). The only problem with story collection's is you want to read more about a certain character or the rest of the story. This anthology gives you a nice taste of girl power.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Sadly I found most of these stories boring and/or not well written. The three exceptions being Rachel Caine, PN Elrod, and Carol Nelson Douglas.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The only story from the anthology I read was the Rachel Vincent Shifters story.I found this story to be lacking in a lot of ways. It felt disjointed and lacking ties to the original story. There were the obvious character ties, but there was no story of how they got to where they are.I still like the series, but this story didn't do it any justice.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Chicks Kick Butt Edited by Rachel Caine and Kerrie L. HughesCollection of urban fantasy stories featuring strong female protagonists, some human and some not, pitted against the darkest of the dark. Their victories are sometimes pyrrhic, but each gain, keeps our mundane streets safe.I found all of the stories eminently readable, with nicely varied examples of the theme of the anthology. Some are improved by an acquaintance with the author’s universe, such as Rachel Caine’s Weather Wardens. Carol Nelson Douglas’ Monster Mash was frenetic yet hysterically funny. Lilith Saintcrow is an author I’ve heard lauded, but haven’t read – and will be. Her “Monsters” was atmospheric, complicated and moving. Another new-to-me writer, Rachel Vincent, has a nice take on the hunter-turned-hunted trope. I thought Jenna Black’s “Nine-tenths of the Law” was a perfect – and perfectly enjoyable - example of urban fantasy.
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Chicks Kick Butt - Rachel Caine
INTRODUCTION
Rachel Caine
When I was growing up, I used to wonder why girls never got the cool stories. You know what I mean—the tales with knights fighting for right, with detectives prowling the mean streets to solve crimes, and the gritty stories about growing up on the wrong side of the tracks.
Instead, the books people thought I should read were about ballerinas. About good girls who did what they were told. About women who rarely had adventures, and when they did, rarely saved themselves, or anybody else.
I decided I didn’t want to be the princess languishing in the tower—I wanted to be the knight battling to save her. So I grabbed all the adventure stories I could, and never looked back.
I’m particularly proud to be included in this collection of stories featuring powerful women, women who aren’t afraid to kick a little butt—or a lot of it—when the situation calls for it. I’m also honored to be in the company of these fantastic storytellers, who kick some stereotyping butt of their own.
I’m proud to be a chick—never more than now.
Because chicks are awesome.
SHINY
A WEATHER WARDEN STORY
Rachel Caine
We were enjoying a rare day that did not include doom and apocalypse, and wonder of wonders, it was one of those balmy, beautiful early-summer days that reminded me why I lived in Florida.
It had been David’s idea to do a beach picnic, which, given the lovely, mild weather, was a fantastic idea, but it had been mine to take a drive. A nice long one, on winding roads, for the sheer pleasure of putting tires to asphalt and seeing the world. So we had compromised on a long drive followed by a beach picnic, which was a perfect thing to do on such a lovely day.
Me, I loved to get behind the wheel even more than the prospect of the beach itself. I especially loved to drive really good cars, and this one, a Viper, was right up there in my ranking of awesome rides. Not as sweet as my long-lost Mustang Mona, who’d been a casualty of life in the Weather Warden ranks, but still: nice, and powerful.
David had never said one way or another whether he liked cars, but I suspected he did. Although not much impresses a Djinn. This is an unalterable fact of the world: Djinn—or genies—have been around since the dawn of time, although some are certainly newer than others, and one thing they all share is a sense of historical perspective. By the time you get to your first few hundred years, much less few thousand, I suspect, the been there, done that
feeling is overwhelming.
Which is why it seemed so unusual to hear my Djinn lover David let out a low whistle as I powered through a turn, and say, That’s something you don’t see every day.
I peeled my attention back from the curve and looked where he was looking. Just off the road, with the backdrop of the wetlands, was a mob of vehicles and people, and massive industrial video cameras—high-definition ones, I assumed. Everyone looked ridiculously casual in dress, and highly professional in what he or she was doing.
Commercial shoot,
I said. It wasn’t that astonishing, in this part of the world. Everybody loved the colors and lifestyle here, and there were probably more still and video cameras clicking away here than anywhere else in the country, except Hollywood. And maybe New York City. What’s so special…
And then I saw it.
It was a silvery vision of a car, elegant as something designed by a classical sculptor. Michelangelo, maybe, if he’d worked in metal and sheer engine power. I instinctively took my foot off the gas, staring, because in all my extensive years of car fetishizing, I’d never actually seen anything that cool with my own eyes.
I pulled the Viper over to the side of the road, barely noticing the crunch of tires on gravel, and stared. My mouth was probably hanging open, too. Honestly, David was right—you just did not see that every day. Or, in fact, any day, unless you worked at an Italian car manufacturer, or had $1.7 million to throw around on a set of wheels. That,
I said, is a freaking Bugatti Veyron. In the Everglades.
It wasn’t the fastest car in the world—maybe number two?—but it was, to my mind, the most elegantly designed. And, not coincidentally, the most expensive.
David let out a little snort of laughter. I wasn’t talking about the car,
he said. Well, of course he wasn’t, but I was still adjusting to the fact that there was a Bugatti Veyron sitting there, not twenty feet away from me. A couple of staffers for the shoot were polishing it with soft cloths, not that it needed the help to look its best. I blinked and tried to see what else was in the picture.
Ah. He was talking about the girl. The one in the bikini.
The one in the diamond bikini. Not a bikini with diamonds, not a blinged-out piece of spandex … an actual bikini, made of diamonds. Now that I’d noticed her, it was hard to see how I’d missed her in the first place—the glitter of all those facets was blinding. The girl wearing the thing was getting herself powdered—last-minute primping, just like the car—and she looked almost as sleek and expensive as what she was wearing, and what her backdrop would be. I presumed she was a world-class model, or she wouldn’t be here acting as the prop for all that loot. You didn’t go cheap on the talent in a thing like this.
I blinked as a cloud blotted out the sun. No, not a cloud … a shadow, and then a body, big enough to present a solid flesh barrier to me catching any more glimpses of car, girl, or diamonds. He was, unmistakably, security. I could cleverly discern this by reading the giant letters in white on his black T-shirt, which read SECURITY, but even had he been unlabeled, there would really have been no mistaking him for anything else. He was professional muscle; whether he took it to bodyguarding a star, bouncing a club, or donning an overdone belt as a pro wrestler, he’d made a career out of intimidation.
Hi,
I said brightly. He scowled down at me from way, way up high. Tall, not only broadly built. Just wanted to see what was going on.
Nothing, ma’am,
he said. Move on, please.
I’m not in the way.
I had no real reason not to immediately put the Viper in gear and drive on, but I didn’t like being scowled at. Or ordered around. That’s a Bugatti Veyron, right?
No idea. Move on.
Look—what’s your name?
Steve.
Steve, I promise, I’m just looking. Give me a second and I’ll go.
Instead, Steve took a step back and waved a hand, and from somewhere behind me, two uniformed Florida state troopers sauntered over, one on my side of the car, one on David’s. The saunter was deceptive, because I didn’t for a moment believe they were being relaxed about it. Miss,
said the one who bent over on my side of the window. He had a thick Southern accent, a little too Southern for Florida. I was guessing he was a Georgia transplant. You need to move along now, unless you’ve got a pass.
David reached into the glove box and brought out something in an envelope, which he handed over without a word to the officer on his side of the car. The trooper unfolded the paper, read it, and said to his partner, They’ve got a pass, Joe.
They do? Let me see that!
The two passed the paper back and forth for a while, then huddled with the security guard, who came back and leaned in David’s window this time. David was noticeably not bothered or intimidated; he even looked amused, from the light glittering in his brown-bronze eyes. (He was trying to keep his Djinn side from showing, at least. Thankfully.)
Where’d you get this?
Mr. Security demanded, flourishing the paper.
David jerked his chin at the model. From her,
he said. She’s my sister.
"Your what?" As if no supermodel in the world had siblings, or parents, or any kind of family. Well, they did often look lab-grown, that was a true fact.
Ask her,
David said, raising his eyebrows. The security dude stalked off, as much as someone so muscle-bound could effectively stalk, and arrived next to the diamond model. He bent over and spoke to her. She leaned past him, looking at David, and then smiled.
David?
I asked, in a voice that was probably way too confused. Who is that?
He smiled, but didn’t answer. Annoying.
Security Steve was trudging his way back, and he looked … apologetic. Not that he had a very mobile sort of face, but I got the subtlety from the hangdog set of his slumped shoulders. He leaned in and said, in a much different kind of voice, Sorry, sir. Didn’t know who you were. Miss, why don’t you park right over there, next to the director’s car? Miss Whitney wants to say hello.
Miss Whitney,
I repeated, and followed parking instructions as David continued with that Cheshire cat grin. Do I even want to know how you’ve picked up a sudden sister named Miss Whitney?
The usual way,
he said. At least, for me.
She’s Djinn,
I guessed. New Djinn.
Not just new. She’s only a few years old. Generationally, she’s no older than you.
Okay, that was bad news. Whitney was a Djinn—okay, fine, I’d stopped trying to figure out why David liked me better than hot immortal chicks that could move mountains and look any way he wanted them. But the fact was, she was actually my own age, and looked about ten years younger, and at least a dozen points hotter, which already sucked. She was also wearing a couple of million dollars of high-carat diamonds in a skimpy little outfit that left nothing at all to the imagination, not even how expert her bikini wax was.
And she had a cute, infectious smile. The bitch. Honestly, that was just taking it too far.
And she winked at me as we walked toward her; then she swigged some bottled water, and shooed away the two walking-shorts-wearing prettifiers who were hovering around her touching her up. Well,
she said, with a distinct, low-pitched Southern drawl that made the trooper’s sound like he came from Nebraska. If it isn’t Mr. Boss himself. Excuse me if I don’t kneel. I think this bikini might leave scars.
David snorted, but he looked amused. "Whitney, what the hell is this?"
Fun.
She shrugged a little, which woke a blinding flash of diamonds that must have been a menace to low-flying aircraft. I get bored just being all-powerful. Can’t a girl have a little fun sometimes?
She must have learned the accent, I decided, from Gone with the Wind. You’re just jealous ’cause you know this little thing wouldn’t fit you.
She was saying it to David, but her eyes changed focus, shifting over to me on the last word. Ooooh. I felt the burn, and the shock of getting a Djinn stare at full strength. Whitney’s eyes were brilliant lavender blue, Liz Taylor’s eyes on crack, and there was a lazy mischief in them that reminded me of cats and mice and unfortunate endings for the rodent in the equation.
I put on my best shove-it smile and held out my hand. Joanne Baldwin,
I said. I don’t think we’ve met.
Only by rumor,
Whitney agreed languidly, without accepting my handshake. She held up her own and blew on the long, beautifully shaped nails. Sorry. Polish is still wet.
That was so lame an excuse that even David lost his smile. Whit,
he said. Play nice.
Or what, big daddy? You’ll spank me? Mmmmm.
Her tongue glided over her lower lip. Pure suggestion.
His eyes kindled in a hot bronze glow, trapping hers. Whitney.
She looked away, and for the first time, I saw a flicker of fear. Sorry,
she said. Didn’t mean to be rude.
Let’s try this again. What are you doing here?
She trailed a fingertip over the diamond-set strap of her bikini top, and tapped one of the stones as she lifted her eyebrow. David let out an impatient breath and said, "You can make one. Don’t be stupid!"
"I can’t make one like this one. This one is perfect. You know how I feel about having something that’s perfect. She licked her lips and glanced over at the car.
That’s perfect, too."
David growled, low in his throat, in total frustration. "You will not steal anything, Whitney. I’ve told you before. You’re attracting attention with all this, and I won’t have it. Have your fun. Do your photos, and go quietly. I’m warning you."
Whitney’s purple eyes narrowed, and she tossed her liquidly dark hair back over her shoulders. Its shine and bounce were perfection itself. She didn’t have to battle frizzy hair and uncontrollable curling. You may be the big dog, David, but don’t you bite too hard. We both know I can give you a street fight if you want it.
I had never heard anybody—except maybe Ashan, the leader of the other, older half of the Djinn, a right cold bastard—speak to David that way. When he talked, the New Djinn generally listened, and certainly obeyed when push came to shove.
But not this one.
David, though, wasn’t having any nonsense. He smiled. It wasn’t a pretty smile, and it reminded me that as much as I adored him, as much as he was all the good things that a Djinn could be, he had a dark streak. They all did. And his wasn’t small, just deeply buried and tightly leashed. Don’t push me,
he said. Or I’ll break you. For good.
Whitney flipped him off, drained the rest of her bottled water, and tossed the empty to a distantly hovering staffer, who fielded it with long practice. I’m bored,
she announced. Let’s get this show on the road, folks!
She was the talent, which would normally make her pretty low on the order-giving totem pole—but it seemed like Whitney had already established a brand-new paradigm here in the middle of nowhere. The director—a bulky young man who seemed to prefer wearing his baseball cap backward, which was an asinine thing to do in the Florida sun—straightened up from where he was huddled with a group of people, and clapped his hands. All right, all right, let’s get busy!
he yelled. Somebody get Whitney in position! And you two, out of the way!
He meant me and David, of course. Whitney winked at us, and blew David a mocking kiss as one of her makeup staff swooped in to swirl a brush over her face. David and I withdrew to a point outside of the cameras, behind the crew, and he stood there with his feet planted and arms crossed, looking stubborn and worried as he watched them pose Whitney like a life-sized doll, adjusting her for just the right sparkly angle against the Bugatti.
Who the hell is she, David?
That probably sounded just a little insecure, but Whitney had rattled me. More than any other female (or female-appearing) Djinn I’d ever met, she seemed interested in direct, sexual competition for the attention of my lover, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t think he particularly did, either, which was a relief, but still.
I told you, she’s very young,
he said. She’s—unusual.
Yeah, I get that.
No, you don’t,
he said. She became Djinn in a way nobody else we’ve seen has been able to accomplish. Whitney died alone. Not with others, not in some mass disaster or slaughter. She died alone, and she became a Djinn.
That was not the way it worked for the New Djinn (or the Old Djinn, for that matter). Djinn could make the leap from human to superhuman only when there had been enough lives lost to trigger some kind of energy exchange … people dying alone, or even in small groups, wouldn’t do it. David had made me a Djinn once, but he’d cheated, using his own power to sustain me. That hadn’t gone over well, and it hadn’t been sustainable, for either of us.
She didn’t have another Djinn helping her?
Nothing. She just … died, under traumatic circumstances, and then transformed. Jonathan was studying her to find out why, but she’s difficult to control, and I don’t think he got very far with it before—
He didn’t need to continue. We both knew that Jonathan had given his life so that David could live, after our disastrous attempt to keep me Djinn. She’s extremely powerful. More than any other New Djinn, except me, and that’s only because I’m the Conduit.
David was the direct plug-in for the New Djinn to the powers of the Earth—the center of the spiral. Whatever his normal power level might be, he could draw on the strength of the Mother, and that trumped Whitney or any other New Djinn.
It didn’t look to me like Whitney was the type to accept that without pushing the issue, though.
She’s—not like the other Djinn I’ve met.
More human? She is that. In human life, she was savagely ambitious, and she’s carried that over to life as a Djinn. Whitney’s never seen a challenge she didn’t want to take, or believed she couldn’t win.
He sounded as if he almost admired that—from a distance. She was a thief and a con artist as a human. She’s carried that over as well. No matter how many times I tell her being Djinn isn’t a license to cause chaos…
The primping apparently had concluded, and now the still photographer was having his day, having Whitney pout, pose, and lounge with the backdrop of the sports car. She was, I had to admit, good at it. I wished my best friend, Cherise, was at my side; surely she would have had some good, snarky asides to make me feel better.
Especially since Whitney kept glancing at David between shots, as if all her pouting, sexy posing was personal.
If it affected him, he wasn’t showing it. He watched her with a cool, intense stare, arms folded, clear warning in his body language.
The photos went on for a while, but they were finally done, and a round of applause sounded around the crew.
Get her set for the video,
the director ordered, and ran over to check focus on his two high-definition rigs, much to the bored chagrin of the camera operators. Come on, people, the light’s going to go soon!
Well, this is exciting,
I said. And our champagne is getting warm in the car, you know.
I know,
David said. But she’s not here for the chance to look pretty.
"Then why is she here?"
She’s a sociopath and a thief, and as far as I know it could be anything. The thing is, if I leave, there’s nothing to stop her.
Whitney must have heard him, because she straightened from a casual lounging position against the shiny Bugatti, smiled with blinding intensity, and said, "Oh, honey, please. There’s nothing to stop me now!"
In between one breath and the next, she opened the Bugatti’s door, slipped inside, and fired up the engine, which caught with a full-throated, intimidating roar. The director jerked upright, staring, utterly astonished, and dug in his pockets. He came out with a set of keys—the car keys, presumably—and stared from that to Whitney, who was playfully gunning the engine. How—
Whitney held up a finger. Her middle one. White bolts of electricity sizzled around it and reflected in her purple eyes. Greed is bad,
she said. I’m just helping save all those people who’d see this ad and feel all inadequate about the size of their cars, that’s all.
And then she put the Bugatti in gear, and arrowed it straight for the cameras.
Somehow, the people managed to scramble out of the way—David probably helped propel them, actually, from the way they were tossed around—and one of the cameras was blown into junk by a leading wave of invisible force before the car’s bumper could touch it. The other was just knocked over like a big, ungainly insect. There was screaming. Some of it, I realized, was coming from a suited man who’d been sitting off to the side. From the horror on his face, he was the owner of either the Bugatti or the diamond bikini, and his insurance had just lapsed.
Crap,
David sighed, and turned to me. Would you mind…?
Do you really have to ask? Of course I’ll do it.
I raced for the car, and David took the faster route, blipping directly through the aetheric from where he stood into the passenger seat. Fast as I was getting settled and the engine started, I knew that seconds were ticking. I didn’t think the car I was driving, sweet as it was, had a hope in hell of chasing down a Bugatti with a Djinn driver, but what the hell.
I like a challenge too, Whitney. Let’s play.
* * *
I wasn’t the only one on the trail of the fleeing Bugatti. Behind me, the state troopers had finally gotten their act together and were blaring a siren in the distance, trying to make up distance. They’d never make it. Even their fastest car wasn’t going to catch me, much less Whitney.
They’ll block her in,
I said as I shifted, pushing the car faster around the next turn. The curves would get worse, and I knew I’d have to shed speed soon, but for now I had to try to make up as much road as I could. She’ll never make it past the first crossroads.
That’s a long way, and she can do a lot of damage before she gets there.
Can’t you just—you know—blip over and stop her?
Not without destroying the car,
he said. I thought you wouldn’t want me to do that. I’m trying to disable the engine, but she’s already put a shield around everything I’ve tried.
He was frowning, and I could see something was bothering him. What?
Whitney’s crazy, but she’s not stupid. She knows this is a no-win chase. The police will block her in, or I’ll find a way to stop her without hurting anyone.
Maybe it’s just a joyride.
"She’s a thief. Not a joyrider. She has a reason for doing this—watch out!"
I saw it just as he did—an alligator, charging out of the swamp and onto the road. A gigantic one, ancient, and definitely nothing to be messed with under the best of circumstances. I didn’t think for a second that the poor gator was doing this of his own accord, though—she’d thrown him in front of us as a living speed bump, with armor and teeth. We’d kill him if we hit him. We’d also damage the car, probably so badly that we’d have to abandon the chase.
Hang on,
I said, and reached out with Earth powers to literally drag the gator off the road to the other side. Earth powers are not my strong suit, and it felt like picking up a safe with one hand—painful, and all but impossible, but I’m not one to let a little thing like pain and impossibility stop me, and the confused reptile waddled/slid safely out of our path just in time, with his scaly tail flicking to boom against David’s door as we whizzed past. I’d gone as far over to the left as I’d dared to leave plenty of room, and even then, it had been close. Very close.
I looked back. The gator was already disappearing into the muddy swampland, grateful to be out of our affairs, I suspected.
I caught a flash of metal up ahead. The Bugatti was still just barely in sight, which meant that even Whitney couldn’t—or didn’t want to—violate the laws of physics. We still had a chance.
Behind us, I heard a crunch of metal. The police car had come to a bad end, presumably, from the disappointed wail of its siren that quickly tailed off into silence. See if they’re okay, honey,
I said to David. He nodded and blipped out, and I was left alone, steering my roaring Viper at its absolute limit along the narrow, curving road. I was taking turns race-car wide, and I hoped nobody would come bumbling along in a pickup truck for me to sideswipe, but I figured if the Bugatti had managed, I would, too.
The radio in the Viper suddenly let out a loud burst of white noise, and then Whitney’s honey-dipped voice said, You’re just full of spice, little bit. I can see why David thinks you hung the moon. But just between you and me, I think you’re a little bit out of your depth, sugar.
The radio wasn’t a two-way, but I told her where she could shove it. It made me feel better. Language,
she said reprovingly, which meant she could hear me. Or could guess how I’d reply, anyway. "I’m shocked, Joanne. You should slow that pretty little car down before you get hurt. Honestly, why do you care what I get up to? I can see why he cares, and he’s a funny old thing, isn’t he? But you shouldn’t. You and me, we’re a lot alike. We both like fast cars, right? And shiny things."
Oh, are we sorority sisters now?
I shot back. Bite me, Bayou Barbie. What are you doing? Where do you think you can go? That car doesn’t exactly blend in!
Doesn’t have to,
she said. "You know, if we were sorority sisters, that would be one kick-ass ball of fun, don’t you think?"
"Whitney, what are you doing?"
Having fun,
she said, and there was a second of silence. When her voice came back, it sounded different. Until it’s time not to have fun. And that’s coming up quick.
You know, Bikini Spice, you might try being a little less vague and a little more informative, if there’s something important going on.
Where’s the fun in that? Oh, by the way, heads up. Incoming!
She giggled, and then the static washed over it, and she was gone.
In the next instant, I saw something hurtling out of the sky into the path of my car, rolling out limply and lying flat on the pavement.
This one was no gator.
This was a man.
Instinct took over, and I slammed the brake and clutch, screaming rubber and pulling the emergency brake for added force. I didn’t want to drag the guy out of the way—for one thing, I wasn’t sure what kind of injuries he had, but they had to be pretty grievous, considering the height from which he’d fallen. "You bitch!" I panted, and managed to skid to a sideways stop with the smoking tires about three inches from the fallen body.
I scrambled out, legs shaking from the adrenaline rush, and fell on my knees next to him. The pavement was scorching hot, and the humid air felt suffocating; a swarm of mosquitoes instantly found me and started in on the bonanza. I blew them away with a pulse of Earth power and carefully put a hand on the man’s forehead. I didn’t know him. He was, as best I could tell, some stranger who’d just gotten caught up in things. I had no idea what he had to do with any of it.
David had described Whitney as a sociopath. This was real evidence that he was right.
The guy was alive, but he was unconscious and pretty badly hurt—internal injuries, a couple of broken bones. I was no expert at healing, but I did what I could, and as I did, I reached deep inside and tugged on the connection that existed between me and David—a kind of permanent cord binding us together. It didn’t take long for him to blip back in, landing at a run on the pavement and kneeling next to me.
The officers are okay,
he said. Shaken up and bruised, but no significant injuries.
His face set like stone as he put his hand over mine on the stranger’s forehead. This one’s different.
You noticed,
I said. I had already expended a lot of energy, and now I felt waves of warm, thick, golden power flooding into me, through me, speeding relief to the injured areas of the man’s body. It burned, but I took it without complaint. If Whitney hadn’t felt compelled to stop me, this wouldn’t have happened. A little discomfort was the least I could do. Okay, I think he’s stable now. Thanks.
David nodded and eased off the flow of power, which stopped being a painful burn and settled into a gentle mist that soaked into every fiber of my body. It felt glorious, and I took in a deep breath as I savored it. He knew how much power I’d already spent, and this was his way of evening the scales.
I need you to go back,
I said. Get him help. I can’t take him with me—there’s no telling what else Whitney will try to pull, and he could get hurt or killed if I put him in the car. Would you?
He kissed me lightly and faded away in a golden blur on the hot, still air. I crouched down and grabbed the man—whose name I still didn’t know—under the arms and dragged him across the road to a narrow strip of shade, as far out of the way as I could get him without moving him into the swamp. Then I put down a layer of protections around him that soaked into the ground, a kind of keep-away perimeter for all of the biting insects and bigger, more predatory killers that lurked out here, including the snakes. It wasn’t perfect, but it would keep him safe and comfortable for a while.
Best I could do. Whitney had hoped to weigh me down with responsibility, but that was the advantage of having David—we could split the responsibility. He’d return in only a few moments, and I could keep moving.
I got back in the car, geared it up, and took up the chase. The Bugatti was, of course, well out of sight, so I let myself slide out of my body just a little, taking advantage of the aetheric to get a look at the power signatures at work in front of me. It was a kind of supernatural heads-up display, in a confusing array of colors and patterns that didn’t necessarily reflect the real world I lived in, but I’d learned how to process the information as effectively as anyone born human could.
She was ahead of me, still driving, and the Bugatti was a hot silver scar on the riot of color and life around it. Djinn were difficult to see on the aetheric, but the Bugatti had its own signature, and a distinctive one at that. She wouldn’t be able to slip away quite that easily.
And, frankly, she wasn’t even trying. Maybe she was just enjoying the chase.
I concentrated on making up for lost time. In a sense, I was a little glad she’d brought this chase on, selfish as that was; I loved being so tightly bonded with the machine I was driving, feeling the power of the engine and the press of acceleration thrumming through my whole body. It gave me a sense of purpose, of control, of fierce joy that wasn’t like anything else I did. Not even working the