As the Crow Flies
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Encompassing three continents and spanning over sixty years, bestselling author Jeffrey Archer's As the Crow Flies brings to life a magnificent tale of one man's rise from rags to riches set against the backdrop of a changing century.
Growing up in the slums of East End London, Charlie Trumper dreams of someday running his grandfather's fruit and vegetable barrow. That day comes suddenly when his grandfather dies leaving him the floundering business. With the help of Becky Salmon, an enterprising young woman, Charlie sets out to make a name for himself as "The Honest Trader". But the brutal onset of World War I takes Charlie far from home and into the path of a dangerous enemy whose legacy of evil follows Charlie and his family for generations.
Jeffrey Archer
Jeffrey Archer, whose novels and short stories include the Clifton Chronicles, Kane and Abel and Cat O’ Nine Tales, is one of the world’s favourite storytellers and has topped the bestseller lists around the world in a career spanning four decades. His work has been sold in 97 countries and in more than 37 languages. He is the only author ever to have been a number one bestseller in fiction, short stories and non-fiction (The Prison Diaries). Jeffrey is also an art collector and amateur auctioneer, and has raised more than £50m for different charities over the years. A member of the House of Lords for over a quarter of a century, the author is married to Dame Mary Archer, and they have two sons, two granddaughters and two grandsons.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I always enjoy Jeffrey Archer books and this was no exception. A rag-to-riches story, the reader follows the life of Charlie Trumpers Beginning in 1900 young Charlie is an eight year-old barrow boy and over the next seventy years, through hard work and perseverance, becomes a self-made millionaire and chairman of his own chain of London department stores. His highs and lows, joys and disappointments, and his on-going feud with the Trentham family makes this an entertaining read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5An excellent read.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5What a great story! Filled with all emotions. A rag to riches believable story of a Fruit Vendor who makes it rich and the obstacles of a on-going feud by an archenemy and his mother.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5once in a while a book comes which rekindles your interest in books.
this is one such book.
once i started it, it was very hard to part from it.
the way jeff archr takes the reader through the life journey of its character is unique. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Again I read one more great story from JA. My favorite story teller. I wonder how can the author make so many twists in one story and finally brought to a good end.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Story of Charlie Trumper who opened a large department store in England in the 20's and 30's. The story moves quickly along but so many personal details and emothion were missing, you felt you didn't really know the characters.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5CD book, read by Simon Prebble and Barbara Rosenblat (she does the Mamur Zapt stuff). Charlie Trumper is a fruit and vegetable man who rises to a better neighborhood, huge department store, and becomes a lord. It started out promising, but in the end it was just romantic drivel. I only listened to it because Simon Prebble was one of the readers, and I'll listen to pretty much anything he reads.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Jeffrey Archer is on our CP English booklist. I love most of his books...they remind me of Tom Clancy.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5When Charlie Trumper inherits his grandfather's fruit and vegetable barrow, he inherits as well his enterprising spirit, which gives Charlie the drive to lift himself out of the proverty of Whitechapel, in London's East End. Success, however, does not come easiy or quickly, particularly when WWI sends Charlie into combat and into an ongoing struggle with a vengeful enemy who will not rest until Charlie is destroyed.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Readable. English barrow boy to department store magnet. 900+ pages.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I really liked Kane and Abel decades ago and this reminds me of that. Competently written with engaging and real characters and a thoroughly gripping story. Perhaps a bit formulaic but well done. Hardly literature but you are in good hands.
Story: 5/5 Brilliantly engaging.
World: 4/5 Interesting period but not sure how much the world was conditioned to fit the story. Convincing though.
Characters: 5/5 Interesting variety of characters who were a bit unpredictable (that's good). A bit overly polarised between good and bad though. Well developed as story progressed.
Writing: 4/5 Smooth and competent without pretending to be literature. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Hugely enjoiyable and entertaining. My one criticism of J.A's books is that time runs either very slowlly or at an alarming speed, keeping me guessing how old the characters are. Rollicking good read, though, when there is always a twist at the end.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is a rags-to-riches tale of East End barrow-boys, supermarkets, boardroom politics, war and vegetables. If anyone had told me in advance I would really like it I would have laughed, but looking back I know I was gripped by it. It is full of twists and turns, cliffhangers and things that seem to mean one thing and actually mean another.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5The novel spans a lot of time and a lot of space as well. Its one of those saga type novels but it never feels right. There is no sense of urgency. Will be right up your alley if you like soaps and sob stories though
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5good novel - following the life and empire building of a family
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Brilliant . First novel i've read by Archer but wont be the last. So many twists to keep the story line interesting and an unexpected ending. As much as i don't like Archer you have to say that he is an exceptional author
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Jeffrey Archer has proven himself many times. As The Crow Flies proves that he hit the ground running and was already a very good storyteller while young. He knows that even if he repeats himself, as long as there are enough new twists to the plot of any of his book, he'll be forgiven, and his works, enjoyed. I was thoroughly entertained reading this book which has a few lulls, but which forced me to have stakes in the story at a time when I felt temporarily indifferent. After all why should I care if a millionaire (even self made) is risking his benefits and at worst, would be a bit poorer. No skin off MY nose! Well the author had other thoughts. He made me care. I no longer think Kane And Abel is this writer's best book. That praise went to Be Careful What You Wish For...now...I'm no longer sure. This book, which I've just read, is one of the strongest 5 star books I've ever rated. The plot points, fleshed out through the way characters behave, present themselves and motivate themselves, generate inexhaustible supply of surprises. Everything is perfectly clear in the book. As The Crow Flies defies any gross accusation that can be thrown at it. It deserved to be read. It's pure entertainment, of the type that can only be offered by books and their makers.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Just as good as it was all those years ago when I first read it.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5At 738 pages this isn't a particularly short novel by any means, but the story within is worth everyone of those pages. It's an epic tale of a young man with a dream and covers the unfolding expansion of a little fruit and vegetable wheelbarrow business into some far larger. We see the first world war come and go, the great depression, the second world war, the post war boom and more through the eyes of a man trying to run his business.Along the way we meet the Trenthams who are possibly the most unlikable and scheming characters (excluding the husband) that I've encountered in a novel. This was just a really good book, which was a pleasant surprise considering I wasn't really that enthused by the blurb but once I started reading I was really drawn into the story, the characters and the unfolding situation. Would really recommend.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Overall, an enjoyable read, even though the plot offered little in the way of a compelling crisis. Would Charlie Trumper succeed in fulfilling his dreams of building a bigger department store? Hardly compelling on the surface. Yet I still enjoyed the rags-to-riches story of the young entrepreneur from London's east end who overcomes early socio-economic disadvantages and survives the Western Front in order to build Trumper's -- a thriving publicly owned shopping centre which rivaled the world's best, despite the attempts of his bitter rival to thwart his aspirations. In Charlie Trumper, author Jeffrey Archer creates a main character who I could root for. A rather long, but easy read, worth the time invested.
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As the Crow Flies - Jeffrey Archer
CHARLIE
1900–1919
CHAPTER
1
I don’t offer you these for tuppence,
my granpa would shout, holding up a cabbage in both hands, I don’t offer ‘em for a penny, not even a ha’penny. No, I’ll give ’em away for a farthin’.
Those were the first words I can remember. Even before I had learned to walk, my eldest sister used to dump me in an orange box on the pavement next to Granpa’s pitch just to be sure I could start my apprenticeship early.
Only stakin’ ’is claim,
Granpa used to tell the customers as he pointed at me in the wooden box. In truth, the first word I ever spoke was Granpa,
the second farthing,
and I could repeat his whole sales patter word for word by my third birthday. Not that any of my family could be that certain of the exact day on which I was born, on account of the fact that my old man had spent the night in jail and my mother had died even before I drew breath. Granpa thought it could well have been a Saturday, felt it most likely the month had been January, was confident the year was 1900, and knew it was in the reign of Queen Victoria. So we settled on Saturday, 20 January 1900.
I never knew my mother because, as I explained, she died on the day I was born. Childbirth,
our local priest called it, but I didn’t really understand what he was on about until several years later when I came up against the problem again. Father O’Malley never stopped telling me that she was a saint if ever he’d seen one. My father—who couldn’t have been described as a saint by anyone—worked on the docks by day, lived in the pub at night and came home in the early morning because it was the only place he could fall asleep without being disturbed.
The rest of my family was made up of three sisters—Sal, the eldest, who was five and knew when she was born because it was in the middle of the night and had kept the old man awake; Grace who was three and didn’t cause anyone to lose sleep; and redheaded Kitty who was eighteen months and never stopped bawling.
The head of the family was Granpa Charlie, who I was named after. He slept in his own room on the ground floor of our home in Whitechapel Road, not only because he was the oldest but because he paid the rent always. The rest of us were herded all together in the room opposite. We had two other rooms on the ground floor, a sort of kitchen and what most people would have called a large cupboard, but which Grace liked to describe as the parlor.
There was a lavatory in the garden—no grass—which we shared with an Irish family who lived on the floor above us. They always seemed to go at three o’clock in the morning.
Granpa—who was a costermonger by trade—worked the pitch on the corner of Whitechapel Road. Once I was able to escape from my orange box and ferret around among the other barrows I quickly discovered that he was reckoned by the locals to be the finest trader in the East End.
My dad, who as I have already told you was a docker by trade, never seemed to take that much interest in any of us and though he could sometimes earn as much as a pound a week, the money always seemed to end up in the Black Bull, where it was spent on pint after pint of ale and gambled away on games of cribbage or dominoes in the company of our next-door neighbor, Bert Shorrocks, a man who never seemed to speak, just grunt.
In fact, if it hadn’t been for Granpa I wouldn’t even have been made to attend the local elementary school in Jubilee Street, and attend
was the right word, because I didn’t do a lot once I’d got there, other than bang the lid of my little desk and occasionally pull the pigtails of Posh Porky,
the girl who sat in front of me. Her real name was Rebecca Salmon and she was the daughter of Dan Salmon who owned the baker’s shop on the corner of Brick Lane. Posh Porky knew exactly when and where she was born and never stopped reminding us all that she was nearly a year younger than anyone else in the class.
I couldn’t wait for the bell to ring at four in the afternoon when class would end and I could bang my lid for the last time before running all the way down the Whitechapel Road to help out on the barrow.
On Saturdays as a special treat Granpa would allow me to go along with him to the early morning market in Covent Garden, where he would select the fruit and vegetables that we would later sell from his pitch, just opposite Mr. Salmon’s and Dunkley’s, the fish and chippy that stood next to the baker’s.
Although I couldn’t wait to leave school once and for all so I could join Granpa permanently, if I ever played truant for as much as an hour he wouldn’t take me to watch West Ham, our local soccer team, on Saturday afternoon or, worse, he’d stop me selling on the barrow in the morning.
I ’oped you’d grow up to be more like Rebecca Salmon,
he used to say. That girl will go a long way—
The further the better,
I would tell him, but he never laughed, just reminded me that she was always top in every subject.
’Cept ’rithmetic,
I replied with bravado, where I beat her silly.
You see, I could do any sum in my head that Rebecca Salmon had to write out in longhand; it used to drive her potty.
My father never visited Jubilee Street Elementary in all the years I was there, but Granpa used to pop along at least once a term and have a word with Mr. Cartwright my teacher. Mr. Cartwright told Granpa that with my head for figures I could end up an accountant or a clerk. He once said that he might even be able to find me a position in the City.
Which was a waste of time really, because all I wanted to do was join Granpa on the barrow.
I was seven before I worked out that the name down the side of Granpa’s barrow—Charlie Trumper, the honest trader, founded in 1823
—was the same as mine. Dad’s first name was George, and he had already made it clear on several occasions that when Granpa retired he had no intention of taking over from him as he didn’t want to leave his mates on the docks.
I couldn’t have been more pleased by his decision, and told Granpa that when I finally took over the barrow, we wouldn’t even have to change the name.
Granpa just groaned and said, I don’t want you to end up workin’ in the East End, young ’un. You’re far too good to be a barrow boy for the rest of your life.
It made me sad to hear him speak like that; he didn’t seem to understand that was all I wanted to do.
School dragged on for month after month, year after year, with Rebecca Salmon going up to collect prize after prize on Speech Day. What made the annual gathering even worse was we always had to listen to her recite the Twenty-third Psalm, standing up there on the stage in her white dress, white socks, black shoes. She even had a white bow in her long black hair.
And I expect she wears a new pair of knickers every day,
little Kitty whispered in my ear.
And I’ll bet you a guinea to a farthin’ she’s still a virgin,
said Sal.
I burst out laughing because all the costermongers in the Whitechapel Road always did whenever they heard that word, although I admit that at the time I didn’t have a clue what a virgin was. Granpa told me to shhh
and didn’t smile again until I went up to get the arithmetic prize, a box of colored crayons that were damned-all use to anyone. Still, it was them or a book.
Granpa clapped so loud as I returned to my place that some of the mums looked round and smiled, which made the old fellow even more determined to see that I stayed on at school until I was fourteen.
By the time I was ten, Granpa allowed me to lay out the morning wares on the barrow before going off to school for the day. Potatoes on the front, greens in the middle and soft fruits at the back was his golden rule.
Never let ’em touch the fruit until they’ve ’anded over their money,
he used to say. ’Ard to bruise a tato, but even ’arder to sell a bunch of grapes that’s been picked up and dropped a few times.
By the age of eleven I was collecting the money from the customers and handing them the change they were due. That’s when I first learned about palming. Sometimes, after I’d given them back their money, the customers would open the palm of their hand and I would discover that one of the coins I had passed over had suddenly disappeared so I ended up having to give them even more bees and honey. I lost Granpa quite a bit of our weekly profit that way, until he taught me to say, Tuppence change, Mrs. Smith,
then hold up the coins for all to see before handing them over.
By twelve, I had learned how to bargain with the suppliers at Covent Garden while displaying a poker face, later to sell the same produce to the customers back in Whitechapel with a grin that stretched from ear to ear. I also discovered that Granpa used to switch suppliers regularly, just to be sure no one takes me for granted.
By thirteen, I had become his eyes and ears as I already knew the name of every worthwhile trader of fruit and vegetables in Covent Garden. I quickly sussed out which sellers just piled good fruit on top of bad, which dealers would attempt to hide a bruised apple and which suppliers would always try to short-measure you. Most important of all, back on the pitch I learned which customers didn’t pay their debts and so could never be allowed to have their names chalked up on the slate.
I remember that my chest swelled with pride the day Mrs. Smelley, who owned a boardinghouse in the Commercial Road, told me that I was a chip off the old block and that in her opinion one day I might even be as good as my granpa. I celebrated that night by ordering my first pint of beer and lighting up my first Woodbine. I didn’t finish either of them.
I’ll never forget that Saturday morning when Granpa first let me run the barrow on my own. For five hours he didn’t once open his mouth to offer advice or even give an opinion. And when he checked the takings at the end of the day, although we were two shillings and fivepence light from a usual Saturday, he still handed over the sixpenny piece he always gave me at the end of the week.
I knew Granpa wanted me to stay on at school and improve my readin’ and writin’, but on the last Friday of term in December 1913, I walked out of the gates of Jubilee Street Elementary with my father’s blessing. He had always told me that education was a waste of time and he couldn’t see the point of it. I agreed with him, even if Posh Porky had won a scholarship to someplace called St. Paul’s, which in any case was miles away in Hammersmith. And who wants to go to school in Hammersmith when you can live in the East End?
Mrs. Salmon obviously wanted her to because she told everyone who was held up in the bread queue of her daughter’s interlectual prowess,
whatever that meant.
Stuck-up snob,
Granpa used to whisper in my ear. She’s the sort of person who ’as a bowl of fruit in the ’ouse when no one’s ill.
I felt much the same way about Posh Porky as Granpa did about Mrs. Salmon. Mr. Salmon was all right, though. You see, he’d once been a costermonger himself, but that was before he married Miss Roach, the baker’s daughter.
Every Saturday morning, while I was setting up the barrow, Mr. Salmon used to disappear off to the Whitechapel synagogue, leaving his wife to run the shop. While he was away, she never stopped reminding us at the top of her voice that she wasn’t a five by two.
Posh Porky seemed to be torn between going along with her old man to the synagogue and staying put at the shop, where she’d sit by the window and start scoffing cream buns the moment he was out of sight.
Always a problem, a mixed marriage,
Granpa would tell me. It was years before I worked out that he wasn’t talking about the cream buns.
The day I left school I told Granpa he could lie in while I went off to Covent Garden to fill up the barrow, but he wouldn’t hear of it. When we got to the market, for the first time he allowed me to bargain with the dealers. I quickly found one who agreed to supply me with a dozen apples for threepence as long as I could guarantee the same order every day for the next month. As Granpa Charlie and I always had an apple for breakfast, the arrangement sorted out our own needs and also gave me the chance to sample what we were selling to the customers.
From that moment on, every day was a Saturday and between us we could sometimes manage to put the profits up by as much as fourteen shillings a week.
After that, I was put on a weekly wage of five shillings—a veritable fortune. Four of them I kept locked in a tin box under Granpa’s bed until I had saved up my first guinea: a man what’s got a guinea got security, Mr. Salmon once told me as he stood outside his shop, thumbs in his waistcoat pockets, displaying a shiny gold watch and chain.
In the evenings, after Granpa had come home for supper and the old man had gone off to the pub I soon became bored just sitting around listening to what my sisters had been up to all day; so I joined the Whitechapel Boys’ Club. Table tennis Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, boxing Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. I never did get the hang of table tennis, but I became quite a useful bantamweight and once even represented the club against Bethnal Green.
Unlike my old man I didn’t go much on pubs, the dogs or cribbage but I still went on supporting West Ham most Saturday afternoons. I even made the occasional trip into the West End of an evening to see the latest music hall star.
When Granpa asked me what I wanted for my fifteenth birthday I replied without a moment’s hesitation, My own barrow,
and added that I’d nearly saved enough to get one. He just laughed and told me that his old one was good enough for whenever the time came for me to take over. In any case, he warned me, it’s what a rich man calls an asset and, he added for good measure, never invest in something new, especially when there’s a war on.
Although Mr. Salmon had already told me that we had declared war against the Germans almost a year before—none of us having heard of Archduke Franz Ferdinand—we only found out how serious it was when a lot of young lads who had worked in the market began to disappear off to the front
to be replaced by their younger brothers—and sometimes even sisters. On a Saturday morning there were often more lads down the East End dressed in khaki than in civvies.
My only other memory of that period was of Schultz’s, the sausage maker—a Saturday night treat for us, especially when he gave us a toothless grin and slipped an extra sausage in free. Lately he had always seemed to start the day with a broken windowpane, and then suddenly one morning the front of his shop was boarded up and we never saw Mr. Schultz again. Internment,
my granpa whispered mysteriously.
My old man occasionally joined us on a Saturday morning, but only to get some cash off Granpa so that he could go to the Black Bull and spend it all with his mate Bert Shorrocks.
Week after week Granpa would fork out a bob, sometimes even a florin, which we both knew he couldn’t afford. And what really annoyed me was that he never drank and certainly didn’t go a bundle on gambling. That didn’t stop my old man pocketing the money, touching his cap and then heading off towards the Black Bull.
This routine went on week after week and might never have changed, until one Saturday morning a toffee-nosed lady who I had noticed standing on the corner for the past week, wearing a long black dress and carrying a parasol, strode over to our barrow, stopped and placed a white feather in Dad’s lapel.
I’ve never seen him go so mad, far worse than the usual Saturday night when he had lost all his money gambling and came home so drunk that we all had to hide under the bed. He raised his clenched fist to the lady but she didn’t flinch and even called him coward
to his face. He screamed back at her some choice words that he usually saved for the rent collector. He then grabbed all her feathers and threw them in the gutter before storming off in the direction of the Black Bull. What’s more, he didn’t come home at midday, when Sal served us up a dinner of fish and chips. I never complained as I went off to watch West Ham that afternoon, having scoffed his portion of chips. He still wasn’t back when I returned that night, and when I woke the next morning his side of the bed hadn’t been slept in. When Granpa brought us all home from midday mass there was still no sign of Dad, so I had a second night with the double bed all to myself.
’E’s probably spent another night in jail,
said Granpa on Monday morning as I pushed our barrow down the middle of the road, trying to avoid the horse shit from the buses that were dragged backwards and forwards, to and from the City along the Metropolitan Line.
As we passed Number 110, I spotted Mrs. Shorrocks staring at me out of the window, sporting her usual black eye and a mass of different colored bruises which she collected from Bert most Saturday nights.
You can go and bail ’im out round noon,
said Granpa. ’E should have sobered up by then.
I scowled at the thought of having to fork out the half-crown to cover his fine, which simply meant another day’s profits down the drain.
A few minutes after twelve o’clock I reported to the police station. The duty sergeant told me that Bert Shorrocks was still in the cells and due up in front of the beak that afternoon, but they hadn’t set eyes on my old man the whole weekend.
Like a bad penny, you can be sure ’e’ll turn up again,
said Granpa with a chuckle.
But it was to be over a month before Dad turned up
again. When I first saw him I couldn’t believe my eyes—he was dressed from head to toe in khaki. You see, he had signed up with the second battalion of the Royal Fusiliers. He told us that he expected to be posted to the front at some time in the next few weeks but he would still be home by Christmas; an officer had told him that the bloody Huns would have been sent packing long before then.
Granpa shook his head and frowned, but I was so proud of my dad that for the rest of the day I just strutted around the market by his side. Even the lady who stood on the corner handing out white feathers gave him an approving nod. I scowled at her and promised Dad that if the Germans hadn’t been sent packing by Christmas—I would leave the market and join up myself to help him finish off the job. I even went with him to the Black Bull that night, determined to spend my weekly wages on whatever he wanted. But no one would let him buy a drink so I ended up not spending a ha’penny. The next morning he had left us to rejoin his regiment, even before Granpa and I started out for the market.
The old man never wrote because he couldn’t write, but everyone in the East End knew that if you didn’t get one of those brown envelopes pushed under your door the member of your family who was away at the war must still be alive.
From time to time Mr. Salmon used to read to me from his morning paper, but as he could never find a mention of the Royal Fusiliers I didn’t discover what the old man was up to. I only prayed that he wasn’t at someplace called Ypres where, the paper warned us, casualties were heavy.
Christmas Day was fairly quiet for the family that year on account of the fact that the old man hadn’t returned from the front as the officer had promised.
Sal, who was working shifts in a cafe on the Commercial Road, went back to work on Boxing Day, and Grace remained on duty at the London Hospital throughout the so-called holiday, while Kitty mooched around checking on everyone else’s presents before going back to bed. Kitty never seemed to be able to hold down a job for more than a week at a time, but somehow, she was still better dressed than any of us. I suppose it must have been because a string of boyfriends seemed quite willing to spend their last penny on her before going off to the front. I couldn’t imagine what she expected to tell them if they all came back on the same day.
Now and then, Kitty would volunteer to do a couple of hours’ work on the barrow, but once she had eaten her way through the day’s profits she would soon disappear. Couldn’t describe that one as an asset,
Granpa used to say. Still, I didn’t complain. I was sixteen without a care in the world and my only thoughts at that time were on how soon I could get hold of my own barrow.
Mr. Salmon told me that he’d heard the best barrows were being sold off in the Old Kent Road, on account of the fact that so many young lads were heeding Kitchener’s cry and joining up to fight for King and country. He felt sure there wouldn’t be a better time to make what he called a good metsieh. I thanked the baker and begged him not to let Granpa know what I was about, as I wanted to close the metsieh
before he found out.
The following Saturday morning I asked Granpa for a couple of hours off.
Found yourself a girl, ’ave you? Because I only ’ope it’s not the boozer.
Neither,
I told him with a grin. But you’ll be the first to find out, Granpa. I promise you.
I touched my cap and strolled off in the direction of the Old Kent Road.
I crossed the Thames at Tower Bridge and walked farther south than I had ever been before, and when I arrived at the rival market I couldn’t believe my eyes. I’d never seen so many barrows. Lined up in rows, they were. Long ones, short ones, stubby ones, in all the colors of the rainbow and some of them displaying names that went back generations in the East End. I spent over an hour checking out all those that were for sale but the only one I kept coming back to had displayed in blue and gold down its sides, The biggest barrow in the world.
The woman who was selling the magnificent object told me that it was only a month old and her old man, who had been killed by the Huns, had paid three quid for it: she wasn’t going to let it go for anything less.
I explained to her that I only had a couple of quid to my name, but I’d be willing to pay off the rest before six months were up.
We could all be dead in six months,
she replied, shaking her head with an air of someone who’d heard those sorts of stories before.
Then I’ll let you ’ave two quid and sixpence, with my granpa’s barrow thrown in,
I said without thinking.
Who’s your granpa?
Charlie Trumper,
I told her with pride, though if the truth be known I hadn’t expected her to have heard of him.
Charlie Trumper’s your granpa?
What of it?
I said defiantly.
Then two quid and sixpence will do just fine for now, young ’un,
she said. And see you pay the rest back before Christmas.
That was the first time I discovered what the word reputation
meant. I handed over my life’s savings and promised that I would give her the other nineteen and six before the year was up.
We shook hands on the deal and I grabbed the handles and began to push my first cock sparrow back over the bridge towards the Whitechapel Road. When Sal and Kitty first set eyes on my prize, they couldn’t stop jumping up and down with excitement and even helped me to paint down one side, Charlie Trumper, the honest trader, founded in 1823.
I felt confident that Granpa would be proud of me.
Once we had finished our efforts and long before the paint was dry, I wheeled the barrow triumphantly off towards the market. By the time I was in sight of Granpa’s pitch my grin already stretched from ear to ear.
The crowd around the old fellow’s barrow seemed larger than usual for a Saturday morning and I couldn’t work out why there was such a hush the moment I showed up. There’s young Charlie,
shouted a voice and several faces turned to stare at me. Sensing trouble, I let go of the handles of my new barrow and ran into the crowd. They quickly stood aside, making a path for me. When I had reached the front, the first thing I saw was Granpa lying on the pavement, his head propped up on a box of apples and his face as white as a sheet.
I ran to his side and fell on my knees. It’s Charlie, Granpa, it’s me, I’m ’ere,
I cried. What do you want me to do? Just tell me what and I’ll do it.
His tired eyelids blinked slowly. Listen to me careful, lad,
he said, between gasps for breath. The barrow now belongs to you, so never let it or the pitch out of your sight for more than a few hours at a time.
But it’s your barrow and your pitch, Granpa. ’Ow will you work without a barrow and a pitch?
I asked. But he was no longer listening.
Until that moment I never realized anyone I knew could die.
CHAPTER
2
Granpa Charlie’s funeral was held on a cloudless morning in early February at the church of St. Mary’s and St. Michael’s on Jubilee Street. Once the choir had filed into their places there was standing room only, and even Mr. Salmon, wearing a long black coat and deep-brimmed black hat, was among those who were to be found huddled at the back.
When Charlie wheeled the brand-new barrow on to his granpa’s pitch the following morning, Mr. Dunkley came out of the fish and chip shop to admire the new acquisition.
It can carry almost twice as much as my granpa’s old barrow,
Charlie told him. What’s more, I only owe nineteen and six on it.
But by the end of the week Charlie had discovered that his barrow was still half-full of stale food that nobody wanted. Even Sal and Kitty turned up their noses when he offered them such delicacies as black bananas and bruised peaches. It took several weeks before the new trader was able to work out roughly the quantities he needed each morning to satisfy his customers’ needs, and still longer to realize that those needs would vary from day to day.
It was a Saturday morning, after Charlie had collected his produce from the market and was on his way back to Whitechapel, that he heard the raucous cry.
British troops slain on the Somme,
shouted out the boy who stood on the corner of Covent Garden waving a paper high above his head.
Charlie parted with a halfpenny in exchange for the Daily Chronicle, then sat on the pavement and started to read, picking out the words he recognized. He learned of the death of thousands of British troops who had been involved in a combined operation with the French against Kaiser Bill’s army. The ill-fated exchange had ended in disaster. General Haig had predicted an advance of four thousand yards a day, but it had ended in retreat. The cry of We’ll all be home for Christmas
now seemed an idle boast.
Charlie threw the paper in the gutter. No German would kill his dad, of that he felt certain, though lately he had begun to feel guilty about his own war efforts since Grace had signed up for a spell in the hospital tents, a mere half mile behind the front line.
Although Grace wrote to Charlie every month, she was unable to supply any news on the whereabouts of their father. There are half a million soldiers out here,
she explained, and cold, wet and hungry they all look alike.
Sal continued her job as a waitress in the Commercial Road and spent all her spare time looking for a husband, while Kitty had no trouble in finding any number of men who were happy to satisfy her every need. In fact, Kitty was the only one of the three who had enough time off during the day to help out on the barrow, but as she never got up until the sun rose and slipped away long before it had set, she still wasn’t what Granpa would have called an asset.
It was to be weeks before young Charlie would stop turning his head to ask: ’Ow many, Granpa?
’Ow much, Granpa?
Is Mrs. Ruggles good for credit, Granpa?
And only after he had paid back every penny of his debt on the new barrow and been left with hardly any spare cash to talk of did he begin to realize just how good a costermonger the old fellow must have been.
For the first few months they earned only a few pennies a week between them and Sal became convinced they would all end up in the workhouse if they kept failing to cough up the rent. She begged Charlie to sell Granpa’s old barrow to raise another pound, but Charlie’s reply was always the same—Never
—before he added that he would rather starve and leave the relic to rot in the backyard than let another hand wheel it away.
By autumn 1916 business began to look up, and the biggest barrow in the world even returned enough of a profit to allow Sal to buy a second-hand dress, Kitty a pair of shoes and Charlie a third-hand suit.
Although Charlie was still thin—now a flyweight—and not all that tall, once his seventeenth birthday had come and gone he noticed that the ladies on the corner of the Whitechapel Road, who were still placing white feathers on anyone wearing civilian clothes who looked as if he might be between the ages of eighteen and forty, were beginning to eye him like impatient vultures.
Charlie wasn’t frightened of any Germans, but he still hoped that the war might come to an end quickly and that his father would return to Whitechapel and his routine of working at the docks during the day and drinking in the Black Bull at night. But with no letters and only restricted news in the paper, even Mr. Salmon couldn’t tell him what was really happening at the front.
As the months passed, Charlie became more and more aware of his customers’ needs and in turn they were discovering that his barrow was now offering better value for money than many of its rivals. Even Charlie felt things were on the up when Mrs. Smelley’s smiling face appeared, to buy more potatoes for her boardinghouse in one morning than he would normally have hoped to sell a regular customer in a month.
I could deliver your order, Mrs. Smelley, you know,
he said, raising his cap. Direct to your boarding’ ouse every Monday mornin’.
No, thank you, Charlie,
she replied. I always like to see what I’m buyin’.
Give me a chance to prove myself, Mrs. Smelley, and then you wouldn’t ’ave to come out in all weathers, when you suddenly discover you’ve taken more bookin’s than you expected.
She stared directly at him. Well, I’ll give it a go for a couple of weeks,
she said. But if you ever let me down, Charlie Trumper—
You’ve got yourself a deal,
said Charlie with a grin, and from that day Mrs. Smelley was never seen shopping for fruit or vegetables in the market again.
Charlie decided that following this initial success he should extend his delivery service to other customers in the East End. Perhaps that way, he thought, he might even be able to double his income. The following morning, he wheeled out his Granpa’s old barrow from the backyard, removed the cobwebs, gave it a lick of paint and put Kitty on to house-to-house calls taking orders, while he remained back on his pitch in Whitechapel.
Within days Charlie had lost all the profit he had made in the past year and suddenly found himself back to square one. Kitty, it turned out, had no head for figures and, worse, fell for every sob story she was told, often ending up giving the food away. By the end of that month Charlie was almost wiped out and once again unable to pay the rent.
So what you learn from such a bold step?
asked Dan Salmon as he stood on the doorstep of his shop, skullcap on the back of his head, thumbs lodged in the black waistcoat pocket that proudly displayed his half hunter watch.
Think twice before you employ members of your own family and never assume that anyone will pay their debts.
Good,
said Mr. Salmon. You learn fast. So how much you need to clear rent and see yourself past next month?
What are you getting at?
asked Charlie.
How much?
repeated Mr. Salmon.
Five quid,
said Charlie, lowering his head.
On Friday night after he had pulled down the blind Dan Salmon handed over five sovereigns to Charlie along with several wafers of matzos. Pay back when possible, boychik, and don’t ever tell the missus or we both end up in big trouble.
Charlie paid back his loan at a rate of five shillings a week and twenty weeks later he had returned the full amount. He would always remember handing over the final payment, because it was on the same day as the first big airplane raid over London and he spent most of that night hiding under his father’s bed, with both Sal and Kitty clinging to him for dear life.
The following morning Charlie read an account of the bombing in the Daily Chronicle and learned that over a hundred Londoners had been killed and some four hundred injured in the raid.
He dug his teeth into a morning apple before he dropped off Mrs. Smelley’s weekly order and returned to his pitch in the Whitechapel Road. Monday was always busy with everybody stocking up after the weekend and by the time he arrived back home at Number 112 for his afternoon tea he was exhausted. Charlie was sticking a fork into his third of a pork pie when he heard a knock on the door.
Who can that be?
said Kitty, as Sal served Charlie a second potato.
There’s only one way we’re going to find out, my girl,
said Charlie, not budging an inch.
Kitty reluctantly left the table only to return a moment later with her nose held high in the air. It’s that Becky Salmon. Says she ‘desires to have a word with you.’
Does she now? Then you had better show Miss Salmon into the parlor,
said Charlie with a grin.
Kitty slouched off again while Charlie got up from the kitchen table carrying the remainder of the pie in his fingers. He strolled into the only other room that wasn’t a bedroom. He lowered himself into an old leather chair and continued to chew while he waited. A moment later Posh Porky marched into the middle of the room and stood right in front of him. She didn’t speak. He was slightly taken aback by the sheer size of the girl. Although she was two or three inches shorter than Charlie, she must have weighed at least a stone more than he did; a genuine heavyweight. She so obviously hadn’t given up stuffing herself with Salmon’s cream buns. Charlie stared at her gleaming white blouse and dark blue pleated skirt. Her smart blue blazer sported a golden eagle surrounded by words he had never seen before. A red ribbon sat uneasily in her short dark hair and Charlie noticed that her little black shoes and white socks were as spotless as ever.
He would have asked her to sit down but as he was occupying the only chair in the room, he couldn’t. He ordered Kitty to leave them alone. For a moment she stared defiantly at Charlie, but then left without another word.
So what do you want?
asked Charlie once he heard the door close.
Rebecca Salmon began to tremble as she tried to get the words out. I’ve come to see you because of what has happened to my parents.
She enunciated each word slowly and carefully and, to Charlie’s disgust, without any trace of an East End accent.
So what ’as ’appened to your parents?
asked Charlie gruffly, hoping she wouldn’t realize that his voice had only recently broken. Becky burst into tears. Charlie’s only reaction was to stare out of the window because he wasn’t quite sure what else to do.
Becky continued shaking as she began to speak again. Tata was killed in the raid last night and Mummy has been taken to the London Hospital.
She stopped abruptly, adding no further explanation.
Charlie jumped out of his chair. No one told me,
he said, as he began pacing round the room.
There’s no way that you could possibly have known,
said Becky. I haven’t even told the assistants at the shop yet. They think he’s off sick for the day.
Do you want me to tell them?
asked Charlie. Is that why you came round?
No,
she said, raising her head slowly and pausing for a moment. I want you to take over the shop.
Charlie was so stunned by this suggestion that although he stopped pacing he made no attempt to reply.
My father always used to say that it wouldn’t be that long before you had your own shop, so I thought…
But I don’t know the first thing about baking,
stammered Charlie as he fell back into his chair.
Tata’s two assistants know everything there is to know about the trade, and I suspect you’ll know even more than they do within a few months. What that shop needs at this particular moment is a salesman. My father always considered that you were as good as old Granpa Charlie and everyone knows he was the best.
But what about my barrow?
It’s only a few yards away from the shop, so you could easily keep an eye on both.
She hesitated before adding, Unlike your delivery service.
You knew about that?
Even know you tried to pay back the last five shillings a few minutes before my father went to the synagogue one Saturday. We had no secrets.
So ’ow would it work?
asked Charlie, beginning to feel he was always a yard behind the girl.
You run the barrow and the shop and we’ll be fifty-fifty partners.
And what will you do to earn your share?
I’ll check the books every month and make sure that we pay our tax on time and don’t break any council regulations.
I’ve never paid any taxes before,
said Charlie, and who in ’ell’s name cares about the council and their soppy regulations?
Becky’s dark eyes fixed on him for the first time. People who one day hope to be running a serious business enterprise, Charlie Trumper, that’s who.
Fifty-fifty doesn’t seem all that fair to me,
said Charlie, still trying to get the upper hand.
My shop is considerably more valuable than your barrow and it also derives a far larger income.
Did, until your father died,
said Charlie, regretting the words immediately after he had spoken them.
Becky bowed her head again. Are we to be partners or not?
she muttered.
Sixty-forty,
said Charlie.
She hesitated for a long moment, then suddenly thrust out her arm. Charlie rose from the chair and shook her hand vigorously to confirm that his first deal was closed.
After Dan Salmon’s funeral Charlie tried to read the Daily Chronicle every morning in the hope of discovering what the second battalion, Royal Fusiliers was up to and where his father might be. He knew the regiment was fighting somewhere in France, but its exact location was never recorded in the paper, so Charlie was none the wiser.
The daily broadsheet began to have a double fascination for Charlie, as he started to take an interest in the advertisements displayed on almost every page. He couldn’t believe that those nobs in the West End were willing to pay good money for things that seemed to him to be nothing more than unnecessary luxuries. However, it didn’t stop Charlie wanting to taste Coca-Cola, the latest drink from America, at a cost of a penny a bottle; or to try the new safety razor from Gillette—despite the fact that he hadn’t even started shaving—at sixpence for the holder and tuppence for six blades: he felt sure his father, who had only ever used a cutthroat, would consider the very idea sissy. And a woman’s girdle at two guineas struck Charlie as quite ridiculous. Neither Sal nor Kitty would ever need one of those—although Posh Porky might soon enough, the way she was going.
So intrigued did Charlie become by these seemingly endless selling opportunities that he started to take a tram up to the West End on a Sunday morning just to see for himself. Having ridden on a horse-drawn vehicle to Chelsea, he would then walk slowly back east towards Mayfair, studying all the goods in the shop windows on the way. He also noted how people dressed and admired the motor vehicles that belched out fumes but didn’t drop shit as they traveled down the middle of the road. He even began to wonder just how much it cost to rent a shop in Chelsea.
On the first Sunday in October 1917 Charlie took Sal up West with him—to show her the sights, he explained.
Charlie and his sister walked slowly from shop window to shop window, and he was unable to hide his excitement at every new discovery he came across. Men’s clothes, hats, shoes, women’s dresses, perfume, undergarments, even cakes and pastries could hold his attention for minutes on end.
For Gawd’s sake, let’s get ourselves back to Whitechapel where we belong,
said Sal. Because one thing’s for sure—I’m never going to feel at ’ome ’ere.
But don’t you understand?
said Charlie. One day I’m going to own a shop in Chelsea.
Don’t talk daft,
said Sal. Even Dan Salmon couldn’t ’ave afforded one of these.
Charlie didn’t bother to reply.
When it came to how long Charlie would take to master the baking trade, Becky’s judgment proved accurate. Within a month he knew almost as much about oven temperatures, controls, rising yeast and the correct mixture of flour to water as either of the two assistants, and as they were dealing with the same customers as Charlie was on his barrow, sales on both dropped only slightly during the first quarter.
Becky turned out to be as good as her word, keeping the accounts in what she described as apple-pie order
and even opening a set of books for Trumper’s barrow. By the end of their first three months as partners they declared a profit of four pounds eleven shillings, despite having a gas oven refitted at Salmon’s and allowing Charlie to buy his first second-hand suit.
Sal continued working as a waitress in a cafe on the Commercial Road, but Charlie knew she couldn’t wait to find someone willing to marry her—whatever physical shape he was in—just as long as I can sleep in a room of my own, she explained.
Grace never failed to send a letter on the first of every month, and somehow managed to sound cheerful despite being surrounded by death. She’s just like her mother, Father O’Malley would tell his parishioners. Kitty still came and went as she pleased, borrowing money from both her sisters as well as Charlie, and never paying them back. Just like her father, the priest told the same parishioners.
Like your new suit,
said Mrs. Smelley, when Charlie dropped off her weekly order that Monday afternoon. He blushed, raised his cap and pretended not to hear the compliment, as he dashed off to the baker’s shop.
The second quarter promised to show a further profit on both Charlie’s enterprises, and he warned Becky that he had his eye on the butcher’s shop, since the owner’s only boy had lost his life at Passchendaele. Becky cautioned him against rushing into another venture before they had discovered what their profit margins were like, and then only if the rather elderly assistants knew what they were up to. Because one thing’s for certain, Charlie Trumper,
she told him as they sat down in the little room at the back of Salmon’s shop to check the monthly accounts, you don’t know the first thing about butchery. ‘Trumper, the honest trader, founded in 1823’ still appeals to me,
she added. ‘Trumper, the foolish bankrupt, folded in 1917’ doesn’t.
Becky also commented on the new suit, but not until she had finished checking a lengthy column of figures. He was about to return the compliment by suggesting that she might have lost a little weight when she leaned across and helped herself to another jam tart.
She ran a sticky finger down the monthly balance sheet, then checked the figures against the handwritten bank statement. A profit of eight pounds and fourteen shillings, she wrote in thick black ink neatly on the bottom line.
At this rate we’ll be millionaires by the time I’m forty,
said Charlie with a grin.
Forty, Charlie Trumper?
Becky repeated disdainfully. Not exactly in a hurry, are you?
What do you mean?
asked Charlie.
Just that I was rather hoping we might have achieved that long before then.
Charlie laughed loudly to cover the fact that he wasn’t quite certain whether or not she was joking. Once Becky felt sure the ink was dry she closed the books and put them back in her satchel while Charlie prepared to lock up the baker’s shop. As they stepped out onto the pavement Charlie bade his partner good night with an exaggerated bow. He then turned the key in the lock before starting his journey home. He whistled the Lambeth Walk
out of tune as he pushed the few remains left over from the day towards the setting sun. Could he really make a million before he was forty, or had Becky just been teasing him?
As he reached Bert Shorrocks’ place Charlie came to a sudden halt. Outside the front door of 112, dressed in a long black cassock, black hat, and with black Bible in hand, stood Father O’Malley.
CHAPTER
3
Charlie sat in the carriage of a train bound for Edinburgh and thought about the actions he had taken during the past four days. Becky had described his decision as foolhardy. Sal hadn’t bothered with the hardy.
Mrs. Smelley didn’t think he should have gone until he had been called up, while Grace was still tending the wounded on the Western Front, so she didn’t even know what he had done. As for Kitty, she just sulked and asked how she was expected to survive without him.
Private George Trumper had been killed on 2 November 1917 at Passchendaele, the letter had informed him: bravely, while charging the enemy lines at Polygon Wood. Over a thousand men had died that day attacking a ten-mile front from Messines to Passchendaele, so it wasn’t surprising that the lieutenant’s letter was short and to the point.
After a sleepless night, Charlie was the first to be found the following morning standing outside the recruiting office in Great Scotland Yard. The poster on the wall called for volunteers between the ages of eighteen and forty to join up and serve in General Haig’s
army.
Although not yet eighteen, Charlie prayed that they wouldn’t reject him.
When the recruiting sergeant barked, Name?
Charlie threw out his chest and almost shouted Trumper.
He waited anxiously.
Date of birth?
said the man with three white stripes on his arm.
Twentieth of January, 1899,
replied Charlie without hesitation, but his cheeks flushed as he delivered the words.
The recruiting sergeant looked up at him and winked. The letters and numbers were written on a buff form without comment. Remove your cap, lad, and report to the medical officer.
A nurse led Charlie through to a cubicle where an elderly man in a long white coat made him strip to the waist, cough, stick out his tongue and breathe heavily before prodding him all over with a cold rubber object. He then proceeded to stare into Charlie’s ears and eyes before going on to hit his kneecaps with a rubber stick. After taking his trousers and underpants off—for the first time ever in front of someone who wasn’t a member of his family—he was told he had no transmittable diseases—whatever they were, thought Charlie.
He stared at himself in the mirror as they measured him. Five feet nine and a quarter,
said the orderly.
And still growing, Charlie wanted to add, as he pushed a mop of dark hair out of his eyes.
Teeth in good condition, eyes brown,
stated the elderly doctor. Not much wrong with you,
he added. The old man made a series of ticks down the right-hand side of the buff form before telling Charlie to report back to the chap with the three white stripes.
Charlie found himself waiting in another queue before coming face to face with the sergeant again.
Right, lad, sign up here and we’ll issue you with a travel warrant.
Charlie scrawled his signature on the spot above where the sergeant’s finger rested. He couldn’t help noticing that the man didn’t have a thumb.
The Honourable Artillery Company or Royal Fusiliers?
the sergeant asked.
Royal Fusiliers,
said Charlie. That was my old man’s regiment.
Royal Fusiliers it is then,
said the sergeant without a second thought, and put a tick in yet another box.
When do I get my uniform?
Not until you get to Edinburgh, lad. Report to King’s Cross at zero eight hundred hours tomorrow morning. Next.
Charlie returned to 112 Whitechapel Road to spend another sleepless night. His thoughts darted from Sal to Grace and then on to Kitty and how two of his sisters would survive in his absence. He also began thinking about Rebecca Salmon and their bargain, but in the end his thoughts always returned to his father’s grave on a foreign battlefield and the revenge he intended to inflict on any German who dared to cross his path. These sentiments remained with him until the morning light came shining through the windows.
Charlie put on his new suit, the one Mrs. Smelley had commented on, his best shirt, his father’s tie, a flat cap and his only pair of leather shoes. I’m meant to be fighting the Germans, not going to a wedding, he said out loud as he looked at himself in the cracked mirror above the washbasin. He had already written a note to Becky—with a little help from Father O’Malley—instructing her to sell the shop along with the two barrows if she possibly could and to hold on to his share of the money until he came back to Whitechapel. No one talked about Christmas any longer.
And if you don’t return?
Father O’Malley had asked, head slightly bowed. What’s to happen to your possessions then?
Divide anything that’s left over equally between my three sisters,
Charlie said.
Father O’Malley wrote out his former pupil’s instructions and for the second time in as many days Charlie signed his name to an official document.
After Charlie had finished dressing, he found Sal and Kitty waiting for him by the front door, but he refused to allow them to accompany him to the station, despite their tearful protest. Both his sisters kissed him—another first—and Kitty had to have her hand prised out of his before Charlie was able to pick up the brown paper parcel that contained all his worldly goods.
Alone, he walked to the market and entered the baker’s shop for the last time. The two assistants swore that nothing would have changed by the time he returned. He left the shop only to find another barrow boy, who looked about a year younger than himself, was already selling chestnuts from his pitch. He walked slowly through the market in the direction of King’s Cross, never once looking back.
He arrived at the Great Northern Station half an hour earlier than he had been instructed and immediately reported to the sergeant who had signed him up on the previous day. Right, Trumper, get yourself a cup of char, then ’ang about on platform three.
Charlie couldn’t remember when he had last been given an order, let alone obeyed one. Certainly not since his grandfather’s death.
Platform three was already crowded with men in uniforms and civilian clothes, some chatting noisily, others standing silent and alone, each displaying his own particular sense of insecurity.
At eleven, three hours after they had been ordered to report, they were finally given instructions to board a train. Charlie grabbed a seat in the corner of an unlit carriage and stared out of the grimy window at a passing English countryside he had never seen before. A mouth organ was being played in the corridor, all the popular melodies of the day slightly out of tune. As they traveled through city stations, some he hadn’t even heard of—Peterborough, Grantham, Newark, York—crowds waved and cheered their heroes. In Durham the engine came to a halt to take on more coal and water. The recruiting sergeant told them all to disembark, stretch their legs and grab another cup of char, and added that if they were lucky they might even get something to eat.
Charlie walked along the platform munching a sticky bun to the sound of a military band playing Land of Hope and Glory.
The war was everywhere. Once they were back on the train there was yet more waving of handkerchiefs from pin-hatted ladies who would remain spinsters for the rest of their lives.
The train chugged on northwards, farther and farther away from the enemy, until it finally came to a halt at Waverly Station in Edinburgh. As they stepped from the carriage, a captain, three NCOs and a thousand women were waiting on the platform to welcome them.
Charlie heard the words, Carry on, Sergeant Major,
and a moment later a man who must have been six feet six inches in height, and whose beer-barrel chest was covered in medal ribbons took a pace forward.
Let’s ’ave you in line then,
the giant shouted in an unintelligible accent. He quickly—but, Charlie was to learn later, by his own standards slowly—organized the men into ranks of three before reporting back to someone who Charlie assumed must have been an officer. He saluted the man. All present and correct, sir,
he said, and the smartest-dressed man Charlie had ever seen in his life returned the salute. He appeared slight standing next to the sergeant major, although he must have been a shade over six feet himself. His uniform was immaculate but paraded no medals, and the creases on his trousers were so sharp that Charlie wondered if they had ever been worn before. The young officer held a short leather stick in a gloved hand and occasionally thumped the side of his leg with it, as if he thought he were on horseback. Charlie’s eyes settled on the officer’s Sam Browne belt and brown leather shoes. They shone so brightly they reminded him of Rebecca Salmon.
My name is Captain Trentham,
the man informed the expectant band of untrained warriors in an accent that Charlie suspected would have sounded more in place in Mayfair than at a railway station in Scotland. I’m the battalion adjutant,
he went on to explain as he swayed from foot to foot, and will be responsible for this intake for the period that you are billeted in Edinburgh. First we will march to the barracks, where you will be issued supplies so that you can get yourselves bedded down. Supper will be served at eighteen hundred hours and lights out will be at twenty-one hundred hours. Tomorrow morning reveille will be sounded at zero five hundred, when you will rise and breakfast before you begin your basic training at zero six hundred. This routine will last for the next twelve weeks. And I can promise you that it will be twelve weeks of absolute hell,
he added, sounding as if the idea didn’t altogether displease him. During this period Sergeant Major Philpott will be the senior warrant officer in charge of the unit. The sergeant major fought on the Somme, where he was awarded the Military Medal, so he knows exactly what you can expect when we eventually end up in France and have to face the enemy. Listen to his every word carefully, because it might be the one thing that saves your life. Carry on, Sergeant Major.
Thank you, sir,
said Sergeant Major Philpott in a clipped bark.
The motley band stared in awe at the figure who would be in charge of their lives for the next three months. He was, after all, a man who had seen the enemy and come home to tell