The Cold War Swap
By Ross Thomas and Stuart M. Kaminsky
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Winner of the Edgar Award for Best First Novel
At the height of the Cold War, two Americans are runnng a bar in the West German capital, called Mac's place. One of the pair, Michael Padillo, isn't around a lot; he keeps disappearing on "business trips." McCorkle, his partner, wisely doesn't ask questions; he knows Padillo has a second job -- he's a (reluctant) US agent. But McCorkle is ready to answer a call for help from Padillo, and he joins his friend in a blind journey with no inkling of what they will encounter at the turn of each dark and dangerous corner.
Ross Thomas
ROSS THOMAS is the author of over twenty-five critically acclaimed novels. His debut, The Cold War Swap, was written in under six weeks and won an Edgar Award for Best First Novel, and Briarpatch won an Edgar Award for Best Novel. He's also written under the name Oliver Bleeck. Thomas died in 1995 at the age of 69 in Santa Monica, California.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The first of Mr. Thomas' all too few Padillo/McCorkle stories. They're younger here - before they became Backup Men or Alzheimer's Boys. Thanks, Ross, for every one of them.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This cold war, spy-noir. The main characters are two american expats living in Germany a few years after WW II. They both fought in the war. One is still in the CIA while the other owns a bar and wants to live a quiet, peaceful life. They get caught up in a plot to bring somebody over the border from the GDR. The pace moves along quickly. This is definitely a fun, quick read.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I am really picky about the kinds of stories I read. I figure there are more books out there than I will ever get to read so I don't have to read stuff I don't want to. Having said that, I am going to retract at least a piece of it now. I've heard people say that if an author is REALLY good, the subject matter doesn't matter. The photo by that explanations must be The Cold War Swap. I have no interest in the cold war, little interest in spies and less interest in books set outside of the U.S. But Ross Thomas can flat just tell a story. And this one is a gripper. I'm so delighted to have found him and that he was so very prolific. I have a whole shelf of stuff he wrote to get to yet. What luxury. (reviewed in 1996)
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5If I have read a Ross Thomas book before it was so long ago I have forgotten. I really enjoyed this. It has good characters, lots of action, all that double, triple, quadruple dealing that you love in a good spy story. Our hero is McCorkle "Mac" who owns and operates a bar in West Berlin during the cold war. His partner, Michael Padillo, takes the odd job as a secret agent. Now he is in a real jam and needs his partner's help. If you think a spy novel should be like a James Bond movie, don't even pick this up. If, on the other hand, you enjoy the spy novels of the Cold War Era try this one.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5An interesting and enjoyable book. This Edgar winner, published in 1966, feels like a farewell to the noir of the 50s and 60s while also foreshadowing the opening of the LGBT wave and our realizations of the naked power wielded by governments. It's all delivered in a casual almost easy-going style. Don't look for a page turner or deep character development but the European setting, the Great Powers lurking and some great plot twists add up to a delectable read. Seems like the Edgar folks got this one right.
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5I believe this book was written in 1966 and while I am old enough to remember that year very well, possibly more has changed from that era than I realize. I came across this author and this title in an article reviewing all-time mystery and thriller writers and the description of the author's style made me want to check it out. As well, other reviews I have read of it write of the author's wit and how the book was therefore a funny read. Maybe that is what has changed. I didn't find anything even mildly amusing in this book. It was rather a disappointment after all the hype. The plot was simple and the characters stereotypical, down to the Albanian thugs who are just background "heavies". Maybe in 1966 this type of book was a departure from what was normally written in the genre. I wouldn't know as I believe I was going through the teenage male addiction to science fiction back then. But today, at least for me, it is a fairly wooden read and I certainly wouldn't recommend it for its humour
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The Cold War Swap - Ross Thomas
CHAPTER 1
He was the last one aboard the flight from Tempelhof to the Cologne-Bonn airport. He was late and became flustered and sweaty when he couldn’t find his ticket until the search reached his inside breast pocket.
The English stewardess was patient and even smiled sweetly as he finally handed it over with mumbled apologies. The seat next to mine was vacant and he headed for it, banging a shabby briefcase against the arms of the passengers as he bumbled down the aisle. He dropped into the seat with a snort, not tall, squatty, maybe even fat, wearing a heavy brown suit that seemed to have been cut by a tinsmith and a dark-brown hat of no particular shape or distinction other than the fact that it sat squarely on his head with what seemed to be a measured levelness.
He tucked his briefcase between his legs and buckled his seat belt but didn’t remove his hat. He leaned forward to peer out the window as the plane taxied to the end of the runway. During take-off his hands blanched white at the knuckles as they squeezed the arms of his seat. When he realized that it wasn’t the pilot’s first time up he leaned back, produced a package of Senoussi and lighted one with a wooden match. He blew out the uninhaled smoke and then glanced at me with that speculative look which stamps a fellow traveler as something of a conversationalist.
I had been in Berlin for a three-day weekend, during which I had managed to spend too much money and to acquire a splendid hangover. I had stayed at the Hotel am Zoo, where they make Martinis as good as any place in Europe with the possible exception of Harry’s Bar in Venice. They had taken their usual toll, and now I needed to sleep during the hour or so that it takes to fly from Berlin to Bonn.
But the man in the next seat wanted to talk. I almost sensed his mind working for the gambit as I leaned back as far as the chair would recline, my eyes closed, my head throbbing in close harmony with the grind of the engines.
When his opener came, it wasn’t original.
You are going to Köln?
No,
I said, keeping my eyes closed, I’m going to Bonn.
Very good! I too am going to Bonn.
That was nice. That made us shipmates.
My name is Maas,
he said, grabbing my hand and giving it a fine German shake. I opened my eyes.
I’m McCorkle. Delighted.
Ach! You are not German?
American.
But you speak German so well.
I’ve been here a long time.
It’s the best way to learn a language,
Maas said, nodding his head in approval. You must live in the country in which it is spoken.
The plane kept on flying and we sat there, Maas and I, making small talk about Berlin and Bonn and what some Americans thought of the German Situation. My head kept on aching and I was having a rotten time.
Even if it hadn’t been cloudy, there is not much to see between Berlin and Bonn. It’s drear and it’s drab, like flying over Nebraska and Kansas on a February day. But things got brighter. Maas rummaged through his briefcase and produced a Halbe Flasche of Steinhaeger. That was thoughtful. Steinhaeger is best when drunk ice cold and washed down with a liter or so of beer. We drank it warm out of two small silver cups that he also furnished. By the time the twin-spired Dome of Cologne came into view we were almost on a du
basis—but not quite. Yet we were good enough pals for me to offer Maas a ride into Bonn.
You are too kind. Surely it is an imposition. I thank you very much. Come! A bird cannot fly on one wing. Let us finish the bottle.
We finished it and Maas tucked the two silver cups back into his brief case. The pilot set the plane down with only a couple of bumps and Maas and I filed out past the mild disapproval of the two hostesses. My headache was gone.
Maas had only his briefcase, and after I had collected my one-suiter we headed for the parking lot, where I was pleasantly surprised to find my car intact. The German juvenile delinquents—or half-strongs—can hot-wire a car in a time that makes their American counterparts look sick. I was driving a Porsche that year and Maas crooned over it. Such a wonderful car. Such machinery. So fast.
He kept on murmuring praise while I unlocked it and stowed my case in what is optimistically called the backseat. There are several advantages to a Porsche that I find no other car has, but Dr. Ferdinand Porsche did not design it for fat people. He must have had in mind the long, lean racing types, such as Moss and Hill. Herr Maas tried to get into the car head first, instead of butt-first. His brown double-breasted suit gaped open and the Luger he wore in a shoulder holster showed for only a second.
I took the Autobahn back to Bonn. It’s a little longer and less picturesque than the conventional way, which is the route used by the junketing prime ministers, presidents and premiers who have reason to come calling on the West German capital. The car was running well and I held it to a modest 140 kilometers an hour and Herr Maas hummed softly to himself as we whizzed by the Volkswagens, the Kapitans, and the occasional Mercedes.
If he wanted to carry a gun, that was his business. There was some law against it, but then there were some laws against adultery, murder, arson and spitting on the sidewalk. There were all sorts of laws, and I decided, somewhat mellowed by the Steinhaeger, that if a fat little German wanted to carry a Luger, he probably had very good reasons.
I was still congratulating myself on this sophisticated, worldly-wise attitude when the left rear tire blew. With what I continue to regard as masterly self-control I kept my foot off the brake, hit the gas pedal lightly, oversteered a bit, and brought the car back into line—on the wrong side of the road perhaps, but at least in one piece. At that point there is no divider in the Autobahn. We were equally lucky that there was no traffic coming from the opposite direction.
Maas did not say a word. I cursed for five seconds, at the same time wondering how well the Michelin guarantee would pay off.
My friend,
Mass said, you are an excellent driver.
Thanks,
I said, pulling the knob that unlocked the front lid where the spare was kept.
If you will indicate where the tools are stored, I will make the necessary repairs.
That’s my job.
No! At one time I was a quite competent mechanic. If you do not mind, I will make the reparations.
The Porsche has a side mount for the jack, but I didn’t have to tell Herr Maas. He had the blown-out tire off in three minutes, and two minutes later he was giving the spare’s last lug a final jerk with the wrench and slapping on the hubcap with the air of a man who knows he has done a competent job. He didn’t take off his coat.
The hood was up and Maas rolled the blowout to the front of the car and wrestled it into its nook. He banged the lid down and got back into the car, butt-first this time. Back on the Autobahn, I thanked him for his efforts.
It was nothing, Herr McCorkle. It was my pleasure to be of assistance. If you would be kind enough to drop me off at the Bahnhoff when we arrive in Bonn, I will still be in your debt. I can obtain a taxi there.
Bonn’s not that big,
I said. I’ll take you where you want to go.
But I must go to Bad Godesberg. It is far from Bonn’s center.
Fine. That’s where I’m going too.
I drove over Victoria Bridge to Reuterstrasse and then to Koblenzerstrasse, a double-laned boulevard dubbed the Diplomatic Racetrack by the local wags. Of a morning you could see the Chancellor gliding grandly in his Mercedes 300, heralded by a couple of tough motorcycle cops and the White Mouse, a specially built Porsche that preceded the entourage, shooing the common folk aside as the procession made its solemn way to the Palais Chambourg.
Where do you want to go in Godesberg?
I asked.
He fumbled in his suit pocket and produced a blue notebook. He turned to a page and said: To a café. It is called Mac’s Place. Do you know it?
Sure,
I said, shifting down into second for a red light. I own it.
CHAPTER 2
You can probably find a couple of thousand spots like Mac’s Place in New York, Chicago or Los Angeles. They are dark and quiet with the furniture growing just a little shabby, the carpet stained to an indeterminate shade by spilled drinks and cigarette ashes, and the bartender friendly and fast but tactful enough to let it ride if you walk in with someone else’s wife. The drinks are cold, generous and somewhat expensive; the service is efficient; and the menu, although usually limited to chicken and steaks, affords very good chicken and steaks indeed.
There were a few other places in Bonn and Bad Godesberg that year where you could get a decently mixed drink. One was the American Embassy Club (where you had to be a member or a guest); another was the Schaumberger Hof, where you paid expense-account prices for two centiliters of Scotch.
I opened the saloon the year after they elected Eisenhower president for the first time. What with his campaign promise to go to Korea and all, the Army decided that national security would not suffer appreciably if the Military Assistance Advisory Group housed in the sprawling U.S. Embassy on the Rhine did without my services. In fact, there was some mild speculation as to why they had called me up for the second time at all. I wondered, too, since no one had asked me to advise or assist on anything important during my pleasant twenty-month stay at the Embassy, which is to be turned into a hospital if and when Germany’s capital is ever moved back to Berlin.
A month after my discharge in Frankfurt I was back in Bad Godesberg, sitting on a couple of cases of beer in a low-ceilinged room that once had been a Gaststätte. It had been gutted by fire, and I signed a long lease with the owner on the understanding that he was to provide only the basic repairs; any additional redecorating and improvement would be at my own expense. I sat there on the beer cases, surrounded by boxes of fixtures, furniture, and unpacked glasses, nursing a bottle of Scotch, and filling out on a portable typewriter my eighth application in sextuplicate for permission to sell food and drink—all by the warm glow of a kerosene lamp. The electricity would take another application.
When he came in, he came in quietly. He could have been there only a minute or he could have been there ten. I jumped when he spoke.
You McCorkle?
I’m McCorkle,
I said, keeping on with my typing.
You got a nice place here.
I turned around to look at him. Christ—a Yalely.
He was about five-eleven and would have weighed in at around 160. He dragged up a case of beer to sit on, and the way he moved reminded me of a Siamese tom I had once owned named Pajama Cord.
New Jersey, not New Haven,
he said.
He wore the uniform well: the crew-cut black hair; the young, tanned, friendly face; the soft tweed three-button jacket with a button-down shirt and regimental-striped tie that sported a knot the size of a Thompson seedless grape. He also had on plain-toed cordovan shoes that gleamed blackly in the lamp’s light. I didn’t see his socks, but I assumed that they weren’t white.
Princeton, maybe?
He grinned. It was a smile that almost reached his eyes. You’re getting warm, friend. Really the Blue Willow Bar and Grill in Jersey City. We had a dandy shuffleboard crowd on Saturday nights.
So what can I do for you besides offering a beer case to sit on and a drink on the house?
I passed him the Scotch and he took two long gulps without bothering to wipe the neck of the bottle. I thought that was polite.
He passed it back to me and I took a drink. He waited until I lighted a cigarette. He seemed to have plenty of time.
I’d like a piece of this place.
I looked around at the shambles. A piece of nothing is nothing.
I’d like to buy in. Half.
Just like that, huh?
Just like that.
I picked up the Scotch and handed it to him and he took another drink and then I had another one.
Maybe you’d like a little earnest money?
he said.
I don’t think I mentioned it.
I’ve heard it talks,
he said, but I never paid much attention.
He reached into his jacket’s inside breast pocket and pulled out a piece of paper that looked very much like a check. He handed it to me. It was a check and it was drawn in dollars on a New York bank. It was certified. It had my name on it. And it was exactly half of the nut I needed to open the doors of Bonn’s newest and friendliest bar and grill.
I handed it back to him. I don’t need a partner. I’m not looking for one.
He took the check, stood up, walked over to the table where the typewriter was, and laid it on the typewriter. Then he turned and looked at me. There was no expression on his face.
How about another drink?
he asked.
I handed him the bottle. He drank and handed it back. Thanks. Now I’m going to tell you a story. It won’t take long, but when I’m through you’ll know why you have a new partner.
I took a drink. Go ahead. I’ve got another bottle in case we run dry.
His name, he said, as he sat there talking in the cluttered, half-lighted room, was Michael Padillo. He was half Estonian, half Spanish. His father had been an attorney in Madrid who chose the losing side during the civil war and was shot in 1937. His mother was the daughter of an Estonian doctor. She had met Padillo senior in Paris in 1925 while on a holiday. They were married and he, the son, was born the following year. His mother had been a striking, even beautiful, woman of considerable culture and accomplishment.
After the death of her husband she used her Estonian passport to reach Lisbon and eventually Mexico City. There she survived by teaching piano and giving language lessons in French, German, English and, occasionally, Russian.
If you can speak Estonian, you can speak anything,
Padillo said. "She spoke eight without accent. She told me once that the first three languages are the hardest. One month we would speak nothing but English, the next month French. Then German or Russian or Estonian or Polish and back to Spanish or Italian and then start the whole thing over. I was young enough to think it was