Darker Days
By Jus Accardo
4/5
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From Darker Days (The Darker Agency) by Jus Accardo:
A little sin can be deadly...
Jessie Darker goes to high school during the day, but at night she helps with the family investigation business. Cheating husbands and stolen inheritances? They're your girls—but their specialty is a bit darker. Zombie in your garage? Pesky Poltergeist living in your pool? They'll have the problem solved in a magical minute. For a nominal fee, of course...
When gorgeous new client Lukas Scott saunters into the office requesting their help to find a stolen box, it sounds like a simple case—until the truth comes out. The box is full of Sin.
Seven deadly ones, in fact.
They've got five days to recapture the Sins before they're recalled by the box, taking seven hijacked human bodies with them. Easy peasy—except for one thing...
There's a spell that will allow the Sins to remain free, causing chaos forever. When the key ingredient threatens the life of someone she knows, Jessie must make the ultimate choice between love and family—or lose everything.
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Reviews for Darker Days
15 ratings8 reviews
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/53.5
Darker Days is the beginning of a fun urban fantasy series for teens. It’s a bit lighter than other UF series, which I really enjoyed. However, there are some darker events that happen.
Jessie is a girl that is constantly trying to prove to her mom that she can handle bigger cases. She’s witty, and completely impulsive. She never thinks before she acts, and usually ends up causing some kind of damage. This chick is out to get the baddies come hell or high water. Her parents have an interesting relationship, and I think that effects Jessie more than she lets on. She’s definitely loyal, and I admire her about that. Oh, and the sarcasm/snarky. She’s awesome at it! And Lukas, holy mcfreakin’ hot! He’s considerate, but has his own skeletons in the closet. He’s mysterious, and you want to know all about him. He’s got a strong will, and that shows throughout the book. He’s also very honorable, which is funny considering what we find out about him.
The story is fast paced. Finding the box and sins has to be done within a short amount of time. You think it’s just this task that needs to be done, but you soon realize there are other agendas happening. You’ll laugh, cry, and want to beat the crap out of some people. It’s a great, quick read. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Darker Days by Jus Accardo was such an amazing book! After reading the synopsis, I knew the story would be right up my alley, yet the tale and, in particular, the characters, were more intriguing and laugh-inducing than I had previously hoped. The Darker Agency and family will certainly give the reader a grand adventure. Also, isn't the title clever?
Jessie Darker was, in my opinion, a great, and awesomely sarcastic, narrator. I know some would find her many snarky/silly comments annoying, but once in a while I need an entertaining character like her in a story. She is kind of quirky, although that could be blamed on her mom. For instance, Jessie's punishment for misbehaving is a "soggy zombie". So yeah, she is far from the average kid, yet she in never mopes or "wishes to be normal" like most heroines in paranormal books. That fact alone earned Darker Days serious bonus points in my book.
I also loved the family dynamics in Darker Days. Guess what? They all get along like a normal family despite the many paranormal interferences! The parents love their daughter, and vice versa. And both parents are alive! My favorite character in the book, was, funnily enough, Jessie's mom. I really want to know her story as the bits we get are extremely interesting.
The story was also creative. The way the Seven Sins worked, and the addition of other paranormal creatures, created a plot that was not cliche or predictable. Also, the length of the book was perfect. There were great action sequences and just enough time for a budding romance. Speaking of the romance... I LOVED it! The love interest was just right for Jessie, although I may have to admit I am a little jealous that she took him for herself. What do you mean she doesn't know I exist? She still should have let me have him! Anyway, the love interest, Lukas, is from like, a hundred years ago,which makes him adorable! I mean, he is formal and says funny things for the 21st century. Also, a lot of things are new to him, which is kind of cute to watch... (read? imagine?)
Overall, Darker Days. is an amazingly entertaining read. I would highly recommend this novel for book lovers looking for a light, cutesy paranormal story. I can honestly say there was nothing in this book I disliked. If Darker Days had any faults, they were overlooked in favor of the overall awesomeness! Also, I am anxiously looking forward to the next book. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Thank you Entangled TEEN for this eARC. The review that follows is as honest as they get.
Wow! Just. Wow!
I must say that this is the first book I've read by Jus Accardo, and if I have to judge by it, boy - I've missed a lot of action! And drama. And romance. Darker Days was amazing! Reminded me of other similar books, but it had its own spunk and mentality. I simply fell for it!
Jessie was at the center of it all, of course. A bad-A teen heroine determined to hold her own no matter what the situation entailed. She never backed down when things started getting ugly, only proving how brave (and okay, sometimes stupid) she could be. She couldn't be bothered to listen to her mom's plea to stay safe, which got her in more trouble than not. But I liked it. Made the pages fly by and the action fly high.
When Lucas first came in the picture, it was obvious where he'd land. Right into Jessie's arms. But to be honest, I've got nothing against that. They fit together like a glove on a hand. Besides, they did go through a bunch of obstacles before that happened. And the drama was hyped up enormously. Not to mention the few arguments they had, and the differences in ... well... everything. They were just bound to work out in the weirdest way.
Crazy chick Meredith was one heck of an insane witch. She was more messed up than I originally thought, so I definitely give a high five to Jus's imagination. I hated her, for who she was, and loved the depth of her character development. It was refreshing to have a well written villain for a change.
And the ending? I never even saw that coming. I hoped for some kind of a sensible resolution, and I got it. It wasn't perfect by any means. But it definitely left me satisfied and hanging on for more. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jessie Darker is an entertaining narrator. Her snarky sense of humor, love of all things chocolate, and Buffy-esque capabilities really made this book."Very few things in life couldn't be made better with chocolate. Well, chocolate and sharp weapons."Obviously, a kick-butt heroine after my own heart. (Plus, she has a dog. But I won't say anything more about that, because it might be considered a mild spoiler. Trust me, though, it's cute. In a slightly icky paranormal kind of way.)She's not without her flaws, though. Apparently, she's not much of a reader--as is evidenced by the "paperback growing mold at the bottom of her backpack" and the fact that she has a $50 bookstore gift card just sitting around, waiting to be offered as a bribe to demons. (I know. Who gets a book-related gift card and doesn't spend it immediately? It's just not natural.) She doesn't apply herself at school, and she frequently causes her mother--who is essentially, though not exactly, a single parent--to come up with new and creative forms of punishment for the times that Jessie neglects to exactly follow her directions.Punishments like having to deal with zombie extractions and pet possessions. If only the rest of us had options like that.Jus Accardo has created an interesting version of a paranormal world here, without getting readers bogged down in too much world-building detail. We're thrown right into Jessie's crazy world with her somewhat-skewed view of events, and not everything is minutely explained to us. (Apparently quartz has some key Otherworld butt-kicking capabilities. I am still not clear on why, but that's okay. I trust that Jessie and her mom know what they're doing. Mostly.) It's 300+ pages of wise-cracking, sin-busting, demon wrangling fun. There's chocolate. Hot guys. Zombies, demons, and Sins wrecking havoc across town.However, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to step foot in the faculty room at school again without thinking of Sloth....In a nutshell: a highly entertaining YA paranormal from a new-to-me author who I'm definitely going to read again (though I might dig out my quartz bracelet first just to be on the safe side). A solid B+ rating.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5You are going to love this one! Jessie Darker is one fast talking, sarcastic, tough paranormal butt kicking heroine. She has an almost constant inner dialogue going on that is smart and funny, commenting on what she sees, does, hears, until you get to know her inside and out. She's got a great relationship with her mother. She knows her mother's looks and how to diffuse her anger. And her mother can read Jessie like a book. Though I am nothing like Jessie, I could definitely identify with her and loved her opinions about life and high school boys and love. She is a character I am going to love to learn more about!This is a paranormal book, a hard thing to find with all the contemporaries flooding the market these days. It's a breath of fresh air to read something fun and light with a new mythology-demons. I haven't read many demon books so I don't have a lot of built up knowledge about the world. I thought it was pretty easy to follow with a little bit of a twist at the end that made it really interesting.I enjoyed the novel, it's light and entertaining. No heavy stuff, lots of laughs, crazy good metaphors. Jus Accardo's writing is lean without being dry. The characters that we care about for this story are developed just enough that we understand them and want to stick around to read more about them.Highly recommended for lover's of YA Paranormal with romance.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5got an ARC!!!!!!!
of the must amazing book ever!!!!!!!
It´s no secret that I have fangirled all over the place about Jus Accardo and her amazing books and this time is not the exeption LOL!!!
OMG guys this book is just WOW!!!!, I loved it beginning to end.
Jessie Darker is Awesome, she´s got the witts and the moves to be the ultimate heroine, she´s fuuny and Smart, she even has some jazz LOL!!!!
This book was all kinds of fun, Jus Accardo has a winner with this new series of her. From zombies to demons this book has it all.
Imagine a small town being run over by the 7 sins, you know Brad Pitt and a Morgan Freeman those Seven Sins =S. not only are they running around creating mayyhem, they also took the bodies of "Inocent people" so there´s no easy way to get read of them either.
Jessie´s mom is priceless and creates a unique and fun bond on the book. this woman is full wicked charm and imagination too make her daughter do stuff she hates to do. and OMG the father of Jessie he has this evil charm. Gotta love this two, and being spawned by them sounds wicked awesome LOL!!!
This book is full of choices, really hard choices that Jessie has to take in order to... hehehe you would want to know hahahaha, nope no spoilers here, but the things is she does have to make a lot of very difficult choices but very important ones that will for sure define the curse of this series in the future.
Jus Accardo is by far one of my fav. authors ever, here is a list of why.
1.- she created the most amazing characters ever on this book.
2.- the background of the characters is spot on perfect
3.- the world building is the best I´ve seen from her and that is saying a lot cause she´s a master at world building.
4.- HAWT guys!!!! Heck Yeah Lucas!!!! Le Sight, he´s a panty dropper perfection to be meet.
5.- the pacing on this book is plainly perfect.
6.- descriptions: this book is like watching a movie, I could see it all in my head no need to double think a thing just 100% Green.
Did I mention that Jessie also has the best worst pet ever?????
OMG thats soome funny thing right there LOL!!!
This book is briliant, it did everything it had to, got me crazy about all the characters, made me love the story and has me dying to read the next book.
Bad Thing, ths book isn´t even out yet!!!!!!!
So I´m dying to read a book that Probably the author is still writting when book 1 meaning this baby I have here, is going to be released in about a month.
Ohh the life of an addict reader, and the pain we have to endure until we get our hands on the book we want, Le sight..
Eh.... Sorry about that, anyway you guys need to pic this book up as soon as it´s out!!!! it really is that good!!!!! - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Review courtesy of All Things Urban FantasyThe best moments of DARKER DAYS, the first book in Jus Accardo’s The Darker Agency, are like an early episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with snappy one-liners, balancing supernatural smackdowns with homework, and impossible romance. The weaker moments, however, are a little more prevalent and reveal Jessie’s grating immaturity and the worst case of insta-love I’ve read all year.Mom and daughter supernatural P.I. business? Sounds like a mix between Buffy and Veronica Mars, how awesome would that be? DARKER DAYS may have the premise down, and even the particular case which involves tracking down and capturing the seven deadly sins that have possessed innocent people, but the characters and tone are miss. Jessie, in particular, was irritatingly bossy and flippant. She makes rash decisions and talks constantly, not the most appealing mix, but the romantic lead is immediately captivated. And when I say immediately, I mean it.Insta-love. Does anyone like it? Why do we see it over and over again in YA? In this case, they are dropping the L word in four days! And these aren’t spend-all-day-talking-and-sharing-our-souls days. They are filled with school and sleuthing and fighting demons and learning HUGE secrets about each other. As the start of a series, why couldn’t this romance be given time to breath and develop gradually? If only.There is some fun to be had in DARKER DAYS due to the entertaining premise and basic plot. This could have been a much better book if the romance was more realistically portrayed and Jessie’s personality toned down a notch or two. Hopefully, the next book in The Darker Agency series will find a better balance.Sexual Content:Kissing
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Review courtesy of Dark Faerie Tales.Quick & Dirty: Really fun YA paranormal with engaging characters and a great story.Opening Sentence: It was hard to piss off my mom, but I’d managed to do just that—piss her off.The Review: Jessie is a not so normal 16 year old girl. She works in the family business which happens to deal with all things paranormal. When someone has a problem with a demon, ghost, werewolf, etc… they call the Darker Agency. The Darker family has been in this business for a very long time and Jessie couldn’t be happier about being a part of it. Her mother on the other hand would like nothing more than for Jessie to live a normal life, but she can’t run the business by herself. Then one day a new client walks in and he has a problem. A box containing the 7 seven deadly sins has been stolen, and someone opened it. Now the sins are on the loose wrecking havoc wherever they go.Once the box is opened the sins are free for five days before the box will reclaim them. The sins are able to possess anyone susceptible to their specific sin, but when they are called back their human bodies will go with them. So in order to save the lives of the possessed Jessie and her mom have to find the sins and put them back themselves. Then another problem arises, turns out there is a spell that can releases the sins from the box forever and they have all the key ingredients they need to perform it. Jessie has a lot at stake like her family, friends and most of all her heart.I loved Jessie, she was a great protagonist. She is full of spunk, wit, and attitude. She is a beautiful girl that hasn’t really had much experience with boys; she has never found anyone that she has been interested in. Mainly because she knows that she can beat the crap out of most boys at her school and who wants to date someone that is weaker than you. She always has a comeback for everything and she doesn’t mind being infuriating if it gets her what she wants. She also has a big heart and she loves her friends and family a lot. While Jessie’s moral compass may not always point north, her mother’s does, and Jessie has always admired her and strives to be more like her. It was fun to be inside her head and hear her snarky thoughts. She was a very engaging character that I connected with easily.Lukas Scott is totally adorable. I’m not going to go into a lot of detail about him so I don’t spoil anything but I just have to say that he is so cute and easy to fall for. He is a gentleman that treats Jessie with total respect. But he also doesn’t have a problem speaking his mind and standing up to her when he needs to. Their romance is sweet and they have great chemistry, but it did develop a little faster than I would have liked. Lukas is a very selfless person and he really tries to do the right thing even in his impossible situation. I thought he was very swoon worthy and a wonderful character.I really enjoyed this book. It was a really fun and fast read that left me wanting more. I loved the characters; they were unique, engaging, and easy to connect with. The story piqued my interest right away and kept it the whole way through. The plot had some great twists that I wasn’t expecting, and the flow was perfect. I have read other books by Jus and I have always enjoyed her work. Darker Days is a great addition and I am very excited to read the sequel. I would highly recommend this to anyone that enjoys a light, clean paranormal book.Notable Scene:Dark, shaggy hair that might’ve been in desperate need of a trim—if it didn’t work so damn well for him. Piercing, liquid brown eyes that radiated trouble—and I loved trouble. He wore a leather jacket over a tight black T-shirt and worn jeans that were just a bit too baggy. Oh yeah. Bad-boy-vibe was off the charts.“Holy house of hogs getting blasted by the blue birdie brigade…”“Excuse me?” he said as the door slammed closed behind him. Head tilted sideways, he was staring at me like I had two heads, a forked tongue, and neon spikes growing out of my back.I swallowed and gripped the edge of Mom’s desk, hoping to God that my cheeks weren’t fire engine red. “Um, I mean, can we help you with something?”FTC Advisory: Entangled Publishing provided me with a copy of Darker Days. No goody bags, sponsorships, “material connections,” or bribes were exchanged for my review.
Book preview
Darker Days - Jus Accardo
For Julia and Nunzio…
Vi sono mancato…
Chapter One
It was hard to piss off my mom, but I’d managed to do just that—piss her off. Big time. Matter of fact, I couldn’t remember the last time I’d made her this mad.
My punishment was pretty severe and totally didn’t fit the crime. At least, that was my opinion. I’d been sent out to deal with a client. Not just any client, but a client from The Ledges—Penance, New York’s very own mini Beverly Hills.
On the doorstep of the opulent Victorian, I listened as the doorbell announced my presence in a yak-worthy, upbeat version of Beethoven’s Fur Elise. It was loud enough to hear over my iPod. Christ. It wasn’t bad enough to use the work of the greatest musical genius of our time as a doorbell, they had to add a bass and cymbals, too?
I flipped off my iPod and pulled the buds from my ears. A few moments later, the door opened, and I was greeted by a middle-aged woman wearing a leopard print bikini, rhinestone flip flops, and huge matching sunglasses. Lord. What possessed these people to spend money on this junk? The price tag for the glasses alone was probably way into the triple digits, yet they looked like something you’d see at a dollar store.
I’m Jessie, from the Darker Agency. They sent me to deal with your problem.
The woman pulled down her glasses and blinked a few times. You’re just a child,
she said finally. "What can you do about it?"
I should have been insulted, but it was the same song on a different day.
I promise I’m qualified to deal with the issue.
Not that I knew what the issue was. Mom had neglected to tell me. If she’d sent me out alone though, chances were it was easy peasy—which equaled boo-ring as hell.
The woman shrugged and held the door open. Obviously, my age wasn’t a big concern for her as long as I could make the problem go away. Yep. That was me. A regular fairy godmother in Sketchers.
I followed her through the house, trying hard not to touch anything. The décor was as tacky as the woman. Zebra print couch, leopard print rugs—the people from PETA would have a coronary on general purpose alone—and an extremely creepy four-foot statue of Buddha covered entirely in rhinestones. Or maybe they were diamonds. With these people, who knew?
When we got to the back door, she stopped and waved me ahead. He’s out back. In the pool.
He?
My husband.
I froze. Your husband? Ma’am, if this is a domestic dispute, the police are probably better suited to deal with it…
The woman came forward, pinning me with an indignant glare. Arms folded and finger tapping, she said, I called the police. They told me I was crazy.
Oh, no.
It couldn’t possibly be my husband,
she continued, voice taking on a slight squeak. Head shaking furiously, she marched to the edge of the deck and waggled a scarlet-tipped finger at the pool. Your husband died a week ago, they said.
Oh, hell no.
She scrunched up her nose and stomped a flip-flop clad foot, doing her best impression of a spoiled five-year-old. "He showed up three days ago, and I can’t get rid of him."
I took a single step forward and peered over the edge. In the middle of the pool, underwater, was a man in a dark suit.
I couldn’t believe it. Mom had sent me out here to deal with a zombie. A frigging zombie!
She must have been really mad…
It was silly, really—my issue with zombies. They were generally harmless. More annoying than anything else. That whole thing about eating brains and craving flesh? Bunch of crap. Zombies smelled bad. They had the whole creeptastic, stare-right-through-you thing going on. But munching people? Not their thing.
There were plenty of other things out there that did that.
From an early age, Mom made sure I knew Hollywood had it all wrong. Zombies didn’t rise from the grave to eat brains and infect people with their chompers. They were a corporeal manifestation of the deceased—her overinflated wording, not mine. They pretty much appeared in a place they found comforting in life—and stayed there. An occasional gurgle or muscle twitch, but otherwise nada. Getting rid of them was simple. A little quartz powder and a match did the trick.
Of course, that was when they weren’t under six feet of pool water.
Payment was discussed with the agency?
I asked, unlacing my sneakers. The one thing Mom and I learned the hard way—get the money up front. It wasn’t just credit card payments and dinner checks people skipped out on in this economy. We’d been stiffed too many times to count.
The woman nodded and waved a check in front of my face. Just get rid of that icky thing and it’s all yours.
Icky thing? She and her husband must have been an epic kind of love…
I don’t deserve this,
I muttered under my breath. Pulling off my socks, I stuffed them into the shoes, then pulled the iPod from my pocket and set it on the table next to my cell.
What was that?
the woman asked. She was standing off to the side, tapping her foot. Apparently, I wasn’t moving fast enough.
Nothing.
This was a clear case of punishment not fitting the crime. All I’d done was sneak off to take some incriminating pictures of the school principal and his much younger new girlfriend at a swingers bar outside town. Marcy Dubois, a girl in my math class—and the principal’s daughter—paid me five hundred bucks to do it! No one in their right mind turns down an easy five hundred bucks…
Apparently, I should have.
Mom had a strict no student jobs rule, meaning I was forbidden to take side jobs from classmates. What I’d done hadn’t even been about the money. Well, it had a little, but it was also semi-personal. Another no-no in Mom’s book. I’d gotten detention four times last week for being three minutes late to class. Three minutes! Plus, I wasn’t a fan of cheaters. If you asked me, I should have gotten a handshake and an oversized chocolate cookie for what I’d done.
Not a soggy zombie.
Squatting down by the edge of the pool, I slipped my legs into the cool water, sending ripples across the surface. The zombie didn’t move. I held my breath and slipped the rest of the way in, fighting back a shiver.
Communication was an issue with zombies. They didn’t chat. Asking it nicely to step out of the water so I could set it on fire probably wasn’t going to fly. I’d have to drag it out. That meant touching it. My stomach convulsed and I fought back the remnants of the tuna bagel I’d eaten earlier.
I was a professional, dammit. I could do this without tossing my cookies—or my tuna.
I let my head slip beneath the water and dove to the bottom of the pool. Extending a hand, I poked the thing’s shoulder. Nothing. Gripping it under both arms, I pushed off the bottom and kicked hard for the surface. When my head broke the water, I nearly choked on the smell. The air stank like a month old dead chicken in the summer sun mixed with rotting road kill. Pungent and able to induce yakking with a single whiff. The tuna bagel tried to make a reappearance, but once again, I swallowed it back and made my way to the edge.
When I got there, I planted both feet on the top step and heaved the zombie from the water. It complied with no resistance, righting itself once we were on solid ground.
So far, so good.
Grabbing my bag from the picnic table, I pulled out a small vial of quartz powder mixed with salt. Fairy Dust, Mom dubbed it. Some girls I knew never left the house without makeup essentials—the hottest shade of lip gloss and a killer waterproof mascara. Not me. I was all about the tools of my trade.
Popping the cap on the quartz, I sprinkled some of the Dust at the feet of the zombie, then pulled the small container of lighter fluid from my back pocket, spritzing the thing down. Still no complaints.
Everything was going fine until I flicked the flint on my lighter. The zombie, previously a lump of stinky silence, let out an otherworldly howl.
Oh my God!
the woman screamed, jumping back. What the hell was that?
I flicked the lighter again and a small flame burst to life It’s fine. Sometimes they make noise. They’re harmless, though. It’ll be over in a sec.
With another scream and an angry chomping of teeth, the zombie picked that moment to make a liar out of me. Before I could move out of the way, it lurched forward and knocked me back. Everything blurred for a second. There was a strange, weightless feeling, and then I hit the water.
When I surfaced, the woman was screaming, hopping from foot to foot on a lawn chair near the edge of the pool.
Really? A chair? What did she think that was going to do?
Calm down,
I called, dragging myself from the water. I grabbed a handful of my long, brown hair and wrung out the chlorine water. You’ll only make it—
The zombie let out another cry and lunged forward a few feet toward the woman’s chair. As if the screaming wasn’t enough, she’d started waving one of her pink, bedazzled flip flops at the thing. With a hair-curling screech, she hurled the flip flop at her dearly departed husband’s head. It missed its mark and beaned me instead. Lady, you’ve gotta stop—
The zombie roared, pivoted, and charged.
Crap,
I spat, sidestepping the lumbering carcass. Zombies might be awkward looking, but holy crap could those bastards move. I took off across the lawn, waddling just a little, because running in wet jeans? Sucks. Running in wet jeans with an uber fast walking pile of rot on your ass? Sucks even more.
I rounded the corner of the pool, slipping on the slick surface of the wet deck. As soon as I righted myself, I doubled back and jumped just as the zombie’s arm crashed down where my leg had been. What is your damage, Stinky!
The thing skidded to a stop and turned for another go. I scanned the yard. The lighter was in the grass on the other side of the pool. No way was I getting to it in time. I was fast—but the zombie was faster—and since this one seemed intent on munching my limbs, I wasn’t taking the chance. Mom always said the stories about turning into a zombie when bitten were totally false—we’d never even heard of anyone being bitten—but I wasn’t about to be the first.
Light the grill!
I screamed from across the yard. The woman hesitated for a moment before stepping down from the chair and hobbling toward the large poolside BBQ in no particular hurry. I guessed she could afford to take her time since her ass wasn’t on the menu. She fumbled with the grill controls for several seconds, squealing once and lifting her right hand to examine her fingernails before finally stepping away.
As soon as the flame flickered to life, I sprinted forward. The zombie chomped at the air behind me and even managed to get a few strands of hair.
I sucked in a deep breath and tore across the lawn. Heart thundering and legs pumping, I vaulted onto the table and over the grill. The zombie followed. Unfortunately, I’d overdone the jump. Sailing over the grill—that was my plan. Crashing through the wooden fence and hitting the ground hard enough to knock a few teeth loose—not so much.
What was that thing?
the woman shrieked.
I climbed to my feet and limped to where she stood, fingers pinched across the bridge of her nose. The lighter fluid I’d doused it in had done the trick. When it tried to follow me, the flames did their job. The zombie lay twitching on the ground beside the grill. "Don’t ask because you really don’t want to know."
I padded to the edge of the pool, retrieved my vial of quartz powder, and sprinkled it over the burning corpse. A tuft of blue smoke exploded and the zombie stopped moving. When I turned back to the woman, she was staring, face pale.
It wasn’t really possible to keep every civilian in the dark about the things that went bump and tumble in the night, but Mom insisted we try. She was convinced the world wasn’t ready for them—and honestly, I agreed.
She looked from me to the pool, then back again. Do—do I need to have my pool drained?
Doubt it.
I wriggled into my sneakers and glanced back toward the fence, cringing.
Mom was going to rip me a new one. In the past month alone, I’d done at least three thousand in property damage. The month before, it was close to two. It wasn’t that I was careless, really. More like focused. If a piece of furniture or a stupid fence had to suffer so I could reel in the big bad, then so be it. A girl had to have priorities.
I snatched the check from the table and grabbed my phone and socks, along with my iPod. Thanks and call again.
Wait! What about my fence?
I looked from her to the fence, then down to the flip flop lying off to the side. Those damn rhinestones were probably diamonds. Something tells me you can afford to have it fixed.
Chapter Two
"So not your biggest fan at the moment," I said, closing the office door behind me. The runoff from my jeans had soaked my sneakers pretty good. With each step, I gave a slight squishing noise accompanied by an annoying squeak against the old tile floor.
From across the room, Mom stared. What happened to you?
It attacked me.
Tossing my bag on the couch, I sank into her chair and made sure to grind my butt into the cushion. Got it nice and wet. I was all about sharing the love—and right now, the love was soggy.
She laughed, waving a folder in my direction. Surely you’re overreacting. It was one little zombie. They don’t attack people.
I’m serious, Ma. It tried to drown me. And the client assaulted me with ugly footwear. As far as punishments go, I’d say we’re probably square. I’ve learned my lesson.
You’re serious?
Amused expression now replaced by concern, she crossed the room and leaned over her desk to get a better look at me.
As a coronary.
Once I was sure the chair had sponged up all it could, I stood and huffed past her. Pulling at my favorite T-shirt—the word Fate inside a blood red heart, is a four letter word on the back—I said, "Child welfare would not be happy to hear you tried to feed your only child to a walking corpse…"
But why would it attack? Did you provoke it?
Folding her arms, she frowned. Insult it, perhaps?
I winked at her. "Provoke it? Sure. I went and wiggled my ass in front of it yelling lunch just to see what’d happen." I’d called it Stinky, but that didn’t count as an insult. Something couldn’t be considered an insult if it was true, right?
Right eyebrow twitching, she fought against a smile. But you’re okay, right? No bites, broken bones, head injuries, possessions…?
I smiled and did a little twirl. All in one piece and still me.
Mom had a checklist she went through at the end of each job. I was known for taking almost as much damage as I inflicted. Thinking of damage, it was time to come clean.
Oh, and you’re probably going to get a call from the client. I sorta smashed her fence in the process.
Mom groaned. I told you to be more careful.
"It’s not like I tried to break anything."
"Something tells me you didn’t try hard enough not to break anything, either."
In my defense, it wasn’t a simple trap and slap…
We can’t afford this.
She reached down and pulled a white envelope out from under a stack of papers. This is the bill for that Mercedes you smashed.
"Oh! So not my fault. How was I supposed to know that Spring Heel was gonna land on the car? If it makes you feel any better, I think he was aiming for my head…"
If you keep this up, we won’t even be able to afford the rent.
She was right, of course, and it made me feel horrible. I’m sorry. I guess I’m a wrecking ball wrapped in blue jeans. Take my cut of this job and put it toward the repairs. Keep my paycheck for the next month, too.
A good start, but it didn’t feel like enough. Sure, it would cover the damages—I hoped—but I felt guilty about upsetting her. The bills that were piling up kept her awake at night. This was only going to make things worse. We got a fair amount of business, but the overhead in our line of work was sky high.
As much as I hated the idea, I knew what would cheer her up. I’ll even throw in pet possessions for the next month.
Mom raised an eyebrow. Aha! I had her.
I swear. Any that come in, I’ll go. No arguments.
Deal.
She said, fighting back a smile. I wish the biggest thing I had to worry about with you was teen drinking and pregnancy.
Hey, show me a guy who can take down a dirt demon without pissing himself and I’ll smack his ass and let him take me to prom.
She rolled her eyes. "On that happy note, the phone’s been ringing off the hook again today."
Anything good?
Though Mom’s idea of good rarely matched mine. Hers was artifact theft and conspiracy. Mine was more rampaging spirits and demon possession.
The urban odd couple of the occult—that was us.
Four cheating spouses, two inheritance scams, a missing child, and a missing sister.
Bah,
I gave an offhanded wave. All normal cases. Boo-ring.
As far as the good people of Penance were concerned—most of them, anyway—the Darker Agency did the standard detective thing. We solved all sorts of cases. Stolen inheritances, missing loves ones, we even spied on a cheating spouse or two, but what we specialized in was far from common knowledge.
What we specialized in was just a bit…darker.
Demonic possessions, angry ghosts, all the things going bump in the night that the general population had no idea existed, we did it all. They were what Mom referred to as our alternative cases. My favorite kind. We were like the A-Team of the Otherworld, only with a permanent address and laminated business cards.
Oh. And I managed to get some information out of officer Barnes about that break in at Saint Vincent’s last week.
Managed to get some information… That could mean a million different things coming from my mom. I don’t know why you’re so interested. It’s a crumbling church. There’s nothing of value except the building itself.
Exactly. Why break into a landmark like Saint Vincent’s? There has to be a reason.
"Maybe someone needed to pray really bad?" And she said I went digging for trouble? It was just a stupid old church. Eh. Occultist maybe? What’d you drag out of Binkie Barnes?
That earned me Mom’s patented look-of-death. I wish you wouldn’t call him that.
Was it my fault the guy’s parents named him Bindle Key Barnes? With a name like that, you’re begging for a nickname like Binkie. He’s the Penance version of Deputy Dewey right down to his fanboy crush on Gale Weathers. He literally turns into a blubbering mass of schoolboy-goo whenever you’re around. That’s kind of hard to respect.
More glaring.
I threw up my hands in surrender. "Okay, okay. Fine. What did you find out from our illustrious and manly Sheriff Barnes?"
It wasn’t much. No one was there at the time, but witnesses say they saw a young girl leaving the building around dawn.
A young girl, huh? Very specific. Just the kind of Mayberry detective work I’d expect from the Penance PD.
Mom rolled her eyes as the phone started to ring. It’s your turn. I’ve dealt with it all day.
I have homework,
I complained. "If I don’t focus on my studies, how ever will I get into a good college?"
She ignored me and went back to filing. The phone kept ringing.
I tapped the receiver. It could be Ed McMahon. You might have won a million dollars.
She waved a paper at me, grinning. Then crack out the quartz, baby-girl, because Ed McMahon is dead.
Huh. She had a point. Sighing, I picked up the cordless and slipped into secretary mode. Darker Agency, how can I help you?
I’d like to speak with Klaire Darker, please.
Who can I tell her is calling?
The guy sounded young, but it was hard to tell on the phone.
My name is Lukas Scott. I’m interested in hiring Ms. Darker.
I sank into the chair and cringed when my butt hit the cushion. Slosh. Oops. I can schedule a consultation for you. What day is convenient?
It needs to be right away. I can come now.
Wow. Pushy. Pushy meant desperate. Desperate usually meant money. And money was good. I flicked a pen across the room. It sailed through the air and smacked into Mom’s leg before bouncing to the floor and rolling under the mini fridge. "Consult now? I mouthed. She nodded and went back to the filing.
How soon can you be here, Mr. Scott?"
Now,
his voice said as the front door swung open, letting a blast of chilly October air inside. That chilly air stole the breath from my lungs and sent goose bumps prickling along my skin.
Or it might have been him.
Dark, shaggy hair that might’ve been in desperate need of a trim—if it didn’t work so damn well for him. Piercing, liquid brown eyes that radiated trouble—and I loved trouble. He wore a leather jacket over a tight black T-shirt and worn jeans that were just a bit too baggy. Oh yeah. Bad-boy-vibe was off the charts.
Holy house of hogs getting blasted by the blue birdie brigade…
Excuse me?
he said as the door slammed closed behind him. Head tilted sideways, he was staring at me like I had two heads, a forked tongue, and neon spikes growing out of my back.
I swallowed and gripped the edge of Mom’s desk, hoping to God that my cheeks weren’t fire engine red. Um, I mean, can we help you with something?
Klaire Darker?
I am,
Mom said, stepping forward. She set the folder down and extended her hand. And you are?
He took her hand and gave what my dad would have referred to as a proper shake. Lukas Scott. I just spoke with your daughter about a consultation.
Daughter, huh? How had he put two and two together? I studied Mom. We were day and night. She was light skinned with crystal blue eyes and white-blond hair, and I took after my dad, with olive skin, dark hair, and eyes to match.
Mom must have been just as suspicious. Who referred you to us, if you don’t mind me asking?
I’m familiar with your family.
Well, then you must know we don’t take cases from minors.
She turned and gave me the I’m-talking-to-you eye. Ever.
I’m aware of your policy, Ms. Darker, and I assure you I’m eighteen.
She gestured to the seat on my left and he took it. What exactly is it you need from me, Lukas?
I need to track someone down.
Bah. Missing person? It didn’t get lamer than that. I picked up a pen. Their name?
The family’s last name is Wells.
Could he be more vague? "Do you have a first name?"
He shook his head. Nothing current. This person would be the descendant of a woman named Meredith Wells. Born in Penance in the eighteen hundreds.
I scribbled some notes.
There’s also something else. A box. I need to find it.
What kind of box?
I asked, sticking the end of the pen in my mouth. I needed to do something to distract myself from staring at the guy, so I started picking at the edge of Mom’s address book. "And was this your box? Is it connected to this Wells family you’re looking for?"
He hesitated, then said, "It’s not my box and no, it is not directly related to the Wells family."
Not directly related. Hmm.
You’re being a bit vague,
Mom said, slipping into observation mode.
Silence.
We got a wide range of cons and bullshit artists on a daily basis looking to get us to steal their loot for them—we were the best after all—but Mom could always see through it. I attributed this to her time spent with Dad. He might not be around much anymore, but he’d left a lasting impression. It was great for business—bad if you were a teenage girl trying to slip something past your