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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I am still amazed at the intense life experience at such a young age. Even though the themes are often about "coming-of-age", FSF's depth of maturity and comprehension of the deeper side of social relations is evident in each short story. "Benediction" was particularly haunting and seems to pre-empt Hemingway's "iceberg" principle. Certainly worth a read and I must say I am now a convert to the short story...
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5An excellent collection of short stories covering the early lives of two products of the Jazz Age.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Step Right In and Come of Age in the Early Twentieth Century:A Book Review of The Genius of F. Scott Fitzgerald: Flappers and Philosophers ( 8 Short Stories) by F. Scott FitzgeraldMore book reviews at Voracia: Goddess of Words. This little book of eight short stories took me about a week to read, and now I'm very sorry that it's over. All of the stories were very entertaining and vivid. In between reading it, I would feel like I was a nineteen-year-old girl in the first or second decade of the twentieth century. Many of the stories in this book are focused on girls of that age, and I thought it was quite strange that Fitzgerald could write so well about them. Almost all of the stories can be classified as "coming of age" stories in the early twentieth century.The book starts off with a strong and rebellious nineteen-year-old girl in “The Offshore Pirate.” That first story was probably my favorite. My second favorite was probably “Bernice Bobs Her Hair,” which was also about a nineteen-year-old who was figuring herself out a lot more than the heroine from the first story was (in the first story, the main characterknew exactly who she was and what she wanted). I also liked “The Ice Palace,” in which a very vivacious teenager named Sally Carroll visits a Northeastern city in the hopes of marrying, and finds out that she really misses the colorful southern town in which she grew up.The last story in the collection, “The Four Fists,” features a manly man who gets knocked down by four punches in his lifetime, each of which teaches him an important lesson, and the story takes him from New York to the oil fields of Texas and the ranches of New Mexico. It was rather refreshing to read a burly story after all the quite feminine ones, but I truly liked them all. The second-to-last story, “Dalyrimple Goes Wrong,” also features a male character and his descent into shadiness. What I noticed is how differently Fitzgerald writes about male characters than female characters: there's less internal monologue and descriptions of thoughts and conversations, and more action at a swiftly moving pace. One story, “Head and Shoulders” does a beautiful job of explaining a role reversal of sorts, in which the female character shines and the male character withers.To read this book was to be transported back to a totally different time--anywhere from the 1890's to the 19-teens, and to totally different places--usually New England towns, Ivy League educational institutions, and country clubs. I enjoyed the scenes about fox trots and flappers and jazz music and I wished, sometimes, that I could have lived back then. But Fitzgerald has great sympathy for his female characters. “The Cut-Glass Bowl” features the downfall of one of them. The strong character of Marjorie in “Bernice Bobs Her Hair” disapprovingly intersperses witled and unloved housewives into the main story of a young unmarried girl.If I carry one thing away from Flappers and Philosophers other than hours of entertaining reading, it is a remark on the position of young women in the late 1800's and early 1900's. The stories feature girls at the cusp of womanhood who wear rose-tinted glasses and think that life is about dances and social events. Yet the men are the ones getting an education, seeing the world and taking part in all of the action (again with the exception of the uniquely witty “Heads and Shoulders” plot). In this sense, as a woman, I am very happy to be living in the 21st century and only reading about these female characters in the early 20th century.To read more of my book reviews, as well as quotes, musings and advice for readers and writers, please visit my blog Voracia: Goddess of Words.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Picked up the Pocket Books "Enriched Classics" (which makes the book sound like bark'n'twigs breakfast cereal) edition. According to the crappy critical analysis section, The Fitz sent Mencken a first-edition inscribed: Worth Reading - "The Ice Palace, "The Cut-Glass Bowl", "Benediction", "Dalyrimple Goes Wrong"; Amusing - "The Offshore Pirate"; Trash - "Head and Shoulders", "The Four Fists", "Bernice Bobs Her Hair".The Fitz was right. All of these stories recreate the Twenties and its glory, but the first four stories deal with large, universal issues. The others - Amusing and Trash - are bright, airy shorts which float along in testament to The Fitz's storytelling skill, not his literary acumen.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I did not feel that this collection was a decent one. All of the stories, in my opinion (and especially towards the latter end) fell apart and I was not entranced by the characters or the setting. Since I am a fan of Fitzgerald, I believe this was a miss in his large series of usual hits. Nevertheless, some of the stories had good use of language, poetic and breezy, that I enjoyed.2 stars.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Finished on Jul 28, 2014 Flappers and Philosophers (1920) by F. Scott Fitzgerald hardcover Flappers and Philosophers, first published in 1920, marked Fitzgerald's entry into the short story arena. As a rule, I'm not taken with short stories; but, Fitzgerald is an exception. The flavor and the contrasts of his Jazz Age stories intrigues me. He is precise in his critique of post World War I America. He's harsh and bold in contrasting those who have and those who have not, and yet I feel the emptiness in his representation of wealth. In his life, he exercises no discretion in spending, partying and globe trotting with Zelda, who is consumed with trouble and woe. He provides, for me, an interesting literary sketch of that period. 4 ★
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5"Flappers" was an OK book, but except for the widely-known "Bernice Bobs Her Hair" and a gem called "The Cut-Glass Bowl" this book was more of a collection of shallow characters in unsurprising situations.
It's a fine book to have on your nightstand, and to read a story as you fall asleep. But there isn't much here that I'll ever come back to for a re-read. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A collection of Fitzgerald's earlier short stories, "Flappers and Philosophers" was an excellent read. The story-telling was bright and vivid and the dialogue was the sort of stuff you'd expect from the man who is considered the greatest American novelist. I liked "The Offshore Pirate," the best and "The Ice Palace," the least. There was quite a bit of wisdom weaved into the stories and logical twists, especially in "The Offshore Pirate." Fitzgerald has a way of making you pause and say: "oh, this is good..." and then continue reading till your heart drops again.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I read this collection of short stories when I was teenager (inspired, I suppose, after reading The Great Gatsby in high school). My recollection was that they were beautifully written although the vocabulary sometimes exceed my knowledge of the time, making it a bit challenging to fully enjoy. I found some of the endings to be abrupt, but that is often the case in short stories. Overall though, an excellent introduction to Fitzgerald's finesse.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Flappers and Philosophers is a collection of eight short stories. I enjoyed them to differing degrees, so it would be silly of me to write a review on the book as a whole. I don't really like The Great Gatsby. I also don't really enjoy short stories.I'm not sure why I chose this book, but I'm glad I did. Although I didn't like some of the stories, they all evoked such a powerful image of the jazz age - especially the world of young socialite women. It was fascinating and just wonderful.The Offshore Pirate: Ardita is a spoiled, bored, rich, beautiful 19-year-old socialite. When her yacht comes under attack by fugitives (a jazz band), she hooks up with the leader of their gang. I would have too. He was pretty dreamy. Twist at the end that made it more than just a boy-and-girl-forbidden-relationship thing, but I liked the boy-and-girl-forbidden-relationship thing.The Ice Palace: A southern belle goes to a Yankee city and is appalled by cold weather. Although I can't relate as a cold person, I can relate as a person new to town who is utterly discombobulated and unnerved by the surroundings and strange mannerisms of the people. An excellent job of portraying a gripping fear of nothing.Head and Shoulders: Entirely enjoyable. Full of twists that, if written by a less skilled writer, would have seemed insane and stupid.The cut-glass bowl: An evil glass bowl wreaks havoc on a family. Sounds stupid? It kind of is. Why didn't they just get rid of the damned bowl?Bernice Bobs Her Hair: My favorite by far. Bernice is staying at Marjories for the summer, and she is being such a drag. Marjorie gives Bernice a few lessons on how to be a socialite - a great commentary on the social lives of society girls in the teens. Bernice follows the instructions, steals Marjories boyfriend, and then Marjorie gets her revenge. It's pretty damned cool.Benediction: A shy, romantic girl visits her brother in his monastery and gets a clue about life. Sounds dull? It's not. Lyrical and heartbreaking. It made me sigh and feel like I wasn't living my life to its full potential.Dalyrimple goes wrong: Another story full of twists. First, Dalyrimple plays it right and gets screwed over, then he goes bad and - no, he doesn't get screwed over, he is rewarded for being a good guy before going bad. Huh. What a world. NOT my favorite.The Four Fists: Four times in his life Samuel has taken a hit in the face. This short story outlines those four times and what he learned from each. Extraordinarily well written. This and Bernice were my two favorites.
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FLAPPERS AND PHILOSOPHERS
The Offshore Pirate
I
This unlikely story begins on a sea that was a blue dream, as colorful as blue-silk stockings, and beneath a sky as blue as the irises of children's eyes. From the western half of the sky the sun was shying little golden disks at the sea—if you gazed intently enough you could see them skip from wave tip to wave tip until they joined a broad collar of golden coin that was collecting half a mile out and would eventually be a dazzling sunset. About half-way between the Florida shore and the golden collar a white steam-yacht, very young and graceful, was riding at anchor and under a blue-and-white awning aft a yellow-haired girl reclined in a wicker settee reading The Revolt of the Angels, by Anatole France.
She was about nineteen, slender and supple, with a spoiled alluring mouth and quick gray eyes full of a radiant curiosity. Her feet, stockingless, and adorned rather than clad in blue-satin slippers which swung nonchalantly from her toes, were perched on the arm of a settee adjoining the one she occupied. And as she read she intermittently regaled herself by a faint application to her tongue of a half-lemon that she held in her hand. The other half, sucked dry, lay on the deck at her feet and rocked very gently to and fro at the almost imperceptible motion of the tide.
The second half-lemon was well-nigh pulpless and the golden collar had grown astonishing in width, when suddenly the drowsy silence which enveloped the yacht was broken by the sound of heavy footsteps and an elderly man topped with orderly gray hair and clad in a white-flannel suit appeared at the head of the companionway. There he paused for a moment until his eyes became accustomed to the sun, and then seeing the girl under the awning he uttered a long even grunt of disapproval.
If he had intended thereby to obtain a rise of any sort he was doomed to disappointment. The girl calmly turned over two pages, turned back one, raised the lemon mechanically to tasting distance, and then very faintly but quite unmistakably yawned.
Ardita!
said the gray-haired man sternly.
Ardita uttered a small sound indicating nothing.
Ardita!
he repeated. Ardita!
Ardita raised the lemon languidly, allowing three words to slip out before it reached her tongue.
Oh, shut up.
Ardita!
What?
Will you listen to me—or will I have to get a servant to hold you while I talk to you?
The lemon descended very slowly and scornfully.
Put it in writing.
Will you have the decency to close that abominable book and discard that damn lemon for two minutes?
Oh, can't you lemme alone for a second?
Ardita, I have just received a telephone message from the shore——
Telephone?
She showed for the first time a faint interest.
Yes, it was——
Do you mean to say,
she interrupted wonderingly, 'at they let you run a wire out here?
Yes, and just now——
Won't other boats bump into it?
No. It's run along the bottom. Five min——
Well, I'll be darned! Gosh! Science is golden or something—isn't it?
Will you let me say what I started to?
Shoot!
Well it seems—well, I am up here—
He paused and swallowed several times distractedly. Oh, yes. Young woman, Colonel Moreland has called up again to ask me to be sure to bring you in to dinner. His son Toby has come all the way from New York to meet you and he's invited several other young people. For the last time, will you——
No,
said Ardita shortly, I won't. I came along on this darn cruise with the one idea of going to Palm Beach, and you knew it, and I absolutely refuse to meet any darn old colonel or any darn young Toby or any darn old young people or to set foot in any other darn old town in this crazy state. So you either take me to Palm Beach or else shut up and go away.
Very well. This is the last straw. In your infatuation for this man.—a man who is notorious for his excesses—a man your father would not have allowed to so much as mention your name—you have rejected the demi-monde rather than the circles in which you have presumably grown up. From now on——
I know,
interrupted Ardita ironically, from now on you go your way and I go mine. I've heard that story before. You know I'd like nothing better.
From now on,
he announced grandiloquently, you are no niece of mine. I——
O-o-o-oh!
The cry was wrung from Ardita with the agony of a lost soul. Will you stop boring me! Will you go 'way! Will you jump overboard and drown! Do you want me to throw this book at you!
If you dare do any——
Smack! The Revolt of the Angels sailed through the air, missed its target by the length of a short nose, and bumped cheerfully down the companionway.
The gray-haired man made an instinctive step backward and then two cautious steps forward. Ardita jumped to her five feet four and stared at him defiantly, her gray eyes blazing.
Keep off!
How dare you!
he cried.
Because I darn please!
You've grown unbearable! Your disposition——
You've made me that way! No child ever has a bad disposition unless it's her fancy's fault! Whatever I am, you did it.
Muttering something under his breath her uncle turned and, walking forward called in a loud voice for the launch. Then he returned to the awning, where Ardita had again seated herself and resumed her attention to the lemon.
I am going ashore,
he said slowly. I will be out again at nine o'clock to-night. When I return we start back to New York, wither I shall turn you over to your aunt for the rest of your natural, or rather unnatural, life.
He paused and looked at her, and then all at once something in the utter childness of her beauty seemed to puncture his anger like an inflated tire, and render him helpless, uncertain, utterly fatuous.
Ardita,
he said not unkindly, I'm no fool. I've been round. I know men. And, child, confirmed libertines don't reform until they're tired—and then they're not themselves—they're husks of themselves.
He looked at her as if expecting agreement, but receiving no sight or sound of it he continued. Perhaps the man loves you—that's possible. He's loved many women and he'll love many more. Less than a month ago, one month, Ardita, he was involved in a notorious affair with that red-haired woman, Mimi Merril; promised to give her the diamond bracelet that the Czar of Russia gave his mother. You know—you read the papers.
Thrilling scandals by an anxious uncle,
yawned Ardita. Have it filmed. Wicked clubman making eyes at virtuous flapper. Virtuous flapper conclusively vamped by his lurid past. Plans to meet him at Palm Beach. Foiled by anxious uncle.
Will you tell me why the devil you want to marry him?
I'm sure I couldn't say,
said Audits shortly. Maybe because he's the only man I know, good or bad, who has an imagination and the courage of his convictions. Maybe it's to get away from the young fools that spend their vacuous hours pursuing me around the country. But as for the famous Russian bracelet, you can set your mind at rest on that score. He's going to give it to me at Palm Beach—if you'll show a little intelligence.
How about the—red-haired woman?
He hasn't seen her for six months,
she said angrily. Don't you suppose I have enough pride to see to that? Don't you know by this time that I can do any darn thing with any darn man I want to?
She put her chin in the air like the statue of France Aroused, and then spoiled the pose somewhat by raising the lemon for action.
Is it the Russian bracelet that fascinates you?
No, I'm merely trying to give you the sort of argument that would appeal to your intelligence. And I wish you'd go 'way,
she said, her temper rising again. You know I never change my mind. You've been boring me for three days until I'm about to go crazy. I won't go ashore! Won't! Do you hear? Won't!
Very well,
he said, and you won't go to Palm Beach either. Of all the selfish, spoiled, uncontrolled disagreeable, impossible girl I have——
Splush! The half-lemon caught him in the neck. Simultaneously came a hail from over the side.
The launch is ready, Mr. Farnam.
Too full of words and rage to speak, Mr. Farnam cast one utterly condemning glance at his niece and, turning, ran swiftly down the ladder.
II
Five o'clock robed down from the sun and plumped soundlessly into the sea. The golden collar widened into a glittering island; and a faint breeze that had been playing with the edges of the awning and swaying one of the dangling blue slippers became suddenly freighted with song. It was a chorus of men in close harmony and in perfect rhythm to an accompanying sound of oars dealing the blue writers. Ardita lifted her head and listened.
"Carrots and Peas,
Beans on their knees,
Pigs in the seas,
Lucky fellows!
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
With your bellows."
Ardita's brow wrinkled in astonishment. Sitting very still she listened eagerly as the chorus took up a second verse.
"Onions and beans,
Marshalls and Deans,
Goldbergs and Greens
And Costellos.
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
Blow us a breeze,
With your bellows."
With an exclamation she tossed her book to the desk, where it sprawled at a straddle, and hurried to the rail. Fifty feet away a large rowboat was approaching containing seven men, six of them rowing and one standing up in the stern keeping time to their song with an orchestra leader's baton.
"Oysters and Rocks,
Sawdust and socks,
Who could make clocks
Out of cellos?——"
The leader's eyes suddenly rested on Ardita, who was leaning over the rail spellbound with curiosity. He made a quick movement with his baton and the singing instantly ceased. She saw that he was the only white man in the boat—the six rowers were negroes.
Narcissus ahoy!
he called politely.
What's the idea of all the discord?
demanded Ardita cheerfully. Is this the varsity crew from the county nut farm?
By this time the boat was scraping the side of the yacht and a great bulking negro in the bow turned round and grasped the ladder. Thereupon the leader left his position in the stern and before Ardita had realized his intention he ran up the ladder and stood breathless before her on the deck.
The women and children will be spared!
he said briskly. All crying babies will be immediately drowned and all males put in double irons!
Digging her hands excitedly down into the pockets of her dress Ardita stared at him, speechless with astonishment. He was a young man with a scornful mouth and the bright blue eyes of a healthy baby set in a dark sensitive face. His hair was pitch black, damp and curly—the hair of a Grecian statue gone brunette. He was trimly built, trimly dressed, and graceful as an agile quarter-back.
Well, I'll be a son of a gun!
she said dazedly.
They eyed each other coolly.
Do you surrender the ship?
Is this an outburst of wit?
demanded Ardita. Are you an idiot—or just being initiated to some fraternity?
I asked you if you surrendered the ship.
I thought the country was dry,
said Ardita disdainfully. Have you been drinking finger-nail enamel? You better get off this yacht!
What?
the young man's voice expressed incredulity.
Get off the yacht! You heard me!
He looked at her for a moment as if considering what she had said.
No,
said his scornful mouth slowly; No, I won't get off the yacht. You can get off if you wish.
Going to the rail be gave a curt command and immediately the crew of the rowboat scrambled up the ladder and ranged themselves in line before him, a coal-black and burly darky at one end and a miniature mulatto of four feet nine at to other. They seemed to be uniformly dressed in some sort of blue costume ornamented with dust, mud, and tatters; over the shoulder of each was slung a small, heavy-looking white sack, and under their arms they carried large black cases apparently containing musical instruments.
"'Ten-shun! commanded the young man, snapping his own heels together crisply.
Right driss! Front! Step out here, Babe!"
The smallest Negro took a quick step forward and saluted.
Take command, go down below, catch the crew and tie 'em up—all except the engineer. Bring him up to me. Oh, and pile those bags by the rail there.
Yas-suh!
Babe saluted again and wheeling about motioned for the five others to gather about him. Then after a short whispered consultation they all filed noiselessly down the companionway.
Now,
said the young man cheerfully to Ardita, who had witnessed this last scene in withering silence, if you will swear on your honor as a flapper—which probably isn't worth much—that you'll keep that spoiled little mouth of yours tight shut for forty-eight hours, you can row yourself ashore in our rowboat.
Otherwise what?
Otherwise you're going to sea in a ship.
With a little sigh as for a crisis well passed, the young man sank into the settee Ardita had lately vacated and stretched his arms lazily. The corners of his mouth relaxed appreciatively as he looked round at the rich striped awning, the polished brass, and the luxurious fittings of the deck. His eye felt on the book, and then on the exhausted lemon.
Hm,
he said, Stonewall Jackson claimed that lemon-juice cleared his head. Your head feel pretty clear?
Ardita disdained to answer.
Because inside of five minutes you'll have to make a clear decision whether it's go or stay.
He picked up the book and opened it curiously.
The Revolt of the Angels. Sounds pretty good. French, eh?
He stared at her with new interest You French?
No.
What's your name?
Farnam.
Farnam what?
Ardita Farnam.
Well Ardita, no use standing up there and chewing out the insides of your mouth. You ought to break those nervous habits while you're young. Come over here and sit down.
Ardita took a carved jade case from her pocket, extracted a cigarette and lit it with a conscious coolness, though she knew her hand was trembling a little; then she crossed over with her supple, swinging walk, and sitting down in the other settee blew a mouthful of smoke at the awning.
You can't get me off this yacht,
she raid steadily; and you haven't got very much sense if you think you'll get far with it. My uncle'll have wirelesses zigzagging all over this ocean by half past six.
Hm.
She looked quickly at his face, caught anxiety stamped there plainly in the faintest depression of the mouth's corners.
It's all the same to me,
she said, shrugging her shoulders. 'Tisn't my yacht. I don't mind going for a coupla hours' cruise. I'll even lend you that book so you'll have something to read on the revenue boat that takes you up to Sing-Sing.
He laughed scornfully.
If that's advice you needn't bother. This is part of a plan arranged before I ever knew this yacht existed. If it hadn't been this one it'd have been the next one we passed anchored along the coast.
Who are you?
demanded Ardita suddenly. And what are you?
You've decided not to go ashore?
I never even faintly considered it.
We're generally known,
he said all seven of us, as Curtis Carlyle and his Six Black Buddies late of the Winter Garden and the Midnight Frolic.
You're singers?
We were until to-day. At present, due to those white bags you see there we're fugitives from justice and if the reward offered for our capture hasn't by this time reached twenty thousand dollars I miss my guess.
What's in the bags?
asked Ardita curiously.
Well,
he said for the present we'll call it—mud—Florida mud.
III
Within ten minutes after Curtis Carlyle's interview with a very frightened engineer the yacht Narcissus was under way, steaming south through a balmy tropical twilight. The little mulatto, Babe, who seems to have Carlyle's implicit confidence, took full command of the situation. Mr. Farnam's valet and the chef, the only members of the crew on board except the engineer, having shown fight, were now reconsidering, strapped securely to their bunks below. Trombone Mose, the biggest negro, was set busy with a can of paint obliterating the name Narcissus from the bow, and substituting the name Hula Hula, and the others congregated aft and became intently involved in a game of craps.
Having given order for a meal to be prepared and served on deck at seven-thirty, Carlyle rejoined Ardita, and, sinking back into his settee, half closed his eyes and fell into a state of profound abstraction.
Ardita scrutinized him carefully—and classed him immediately as a romantic figure. He gave the effect of towering self-confidence erected on a slight foundation—just under the surface of each of his decisions she discerned a hesitancy that was in decided contrast to the arrogant curl of his lips.
He's not like me,
she thought There's a difference somewhere.
Being a supreme egotist Ardita frequently thought about herself; never having had her egotism disputed she did it entirely naturally and with no detraction from her unquestioned charm. Though she was nineteen she gave the effect of a high-spirited precocious child, and in the present glow of her youth and beauty all the men and women she had known were but driftwood on the ripples of her temperament. She had met other egotists—in fact she found that selfish people bored her rather less than unselfish people—but as yet there had not been one she had not eventually defeated and brought to her feet.
But though she recognized an egotist in the settee, she felt none of that usual shutting