The Vampire Hunter's Price
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Jamie McKinsey is a bounty hunter, but she doesn't hunt run-of-the-mill bail jumpers. She hunts illegal supernatural creatures in a world where an infection can create the undead, vampires and lycanthropes stalk the night, and magic is illegal. When a local businessman waltzes in and offers her a small fortune to find his kidnapped fallen angel wife, Jamie finds herself in a world of intrigue, danger, and the inevitable double cross. Can she survive long enough to find Adora and keep herself from becoming infected with vampirism? Will she end up in the crosshairs of one of her fellow hunters and pay the vampire hunter's price, her life?
Victoria Pritchard
Victoria Pritchard lives in Charlotte, NC, with her significant other and stepson. She grew up in Louisville, CO, until going off to graduate school at the age of 22. She is a chemist by education, but a long time reader and she enjoys creating her own worlds in her writing and hopes to someday make a living as an author. In her spare time, she likes to read, play video games, and visit the firing range. Her house is a menagerie of two dogs and four cats but she loves them all the same.
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The Vampire Hunter's Price - Victoria Pritchard
Preface
Jamie McKinsey is a bounty hunter, but she doesn’t hunt run-of-the-mill bail jumpers. She hunts illegal supernatural creatures in a world where an infection can create the undead, vampires and lycanthropes stalk the night, and magic is illegal. When a local businessman waltzes in and offers her a small fortune to find his kidnapped fallen angel wife, Jamie finds herself in a world of intrigue, danger, and the inevitable double cross. Can she survive long enough to find Adora and keep herself from becoming infected with vampirism? Will she end up in the crosshairs of one of her fellow hunters and pay the vampire hunter’s price, her life?
The Vampire Hunter’s Price
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Copyright© 2012 Victoria Pritchard
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First draft January, 2012.
All characters in this book are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Acknowledgments
This book is dedicated to my beloved sister Elizabeth Malie Pritchard who passed away suddenly on February 8th, 2012 of unknown causes. She was only 26. Her Goddess has called her home and left our lives a little dimmer for her absence. RIP.
I would like to thank my editors, my mom, Lois, and sister, Elizabeth. They have put so much effort into this book and without them it would never have been finished. I’d also like to thank my brother Steve for reading it, helping with the cover, and encouraging me to write more. Thank you, dad, for encouraging me and never telling me I couldn’t do it. Thank you Robyn and Jacob for putting up with me while I wrote every evening, allowing me the time to finish this book, and encouraging me. There wouldn’t be a cover without Jordan, thank you for helping me design and shoot it in your spare time. Finally, I’d like to thank Josh, Jordan, and Lindsey for allowing me to bounce ideas off of them. Without all of you, this book would have never been finished.
Chapter Index
Preface
Acknowledgments
Chapter 1: Harold
Chapter 2: GRM
Chapter 3: Hook, Line, and Sinker
Chapter 4: Mr. Bateman
Chapter 5: Demon
Chapter 6: Barry
Chapter 7: Ghoul
Chapter 8: Coleman
Chapter 9: Purity
Chapter 10: Missing
Chapter 11: Total Purity
Chapter 12: Kendra
Chapter 13: Escape
Chapter 14: Streets
Chapter 15: Chautauqua
Chapter 16: Vampire
Chapter 17: Intruder
Chapter 18: Svetlana
Chapter 19: Recon
Chapter 20: SER
Chapter 21: Hospital
Chapter 22: Allie
Chapter 23: Dead Cows
Chapter 24: Revelation
Chapter 25: Treatment
Chapter 26: Miracle?
Chapter 27: Strings Attached
Chapter 28: Kris
Chapter 29: Svetlana Once More
Chapter 30: Erick
Chapter 31: Confrontation
Chapter 32: Adora Unleashed
Chapter 33: Escape
Chapter 34: Cleanup
Chapter 35: New Roommate
Chapter 36: Werewolf
About the Author
Chapter 1: Harold
What can I do for you Mr…?
I asked politely as I sat down behind my desk in the offices of McKinsey and St. James, LLC. My office, if you could call it that, was a ten foot by ten foot box with pale yellow walls, a large peeling oak veneer desk, hollow steel door painted baby blue, and no personal affects whatsoever. Classy, I know, but considering how much time I spent there, it made more financial sense than a large glassy office in some fancy downtown high-rise. It was a cold, hoar-frosted Saturday, but in my business, I met with the clients on their time, not mine.
Johanson,
the little man on the other side of the desk replied, fidgeting with his tie and twisting the ring on his left pinkie. Silver, as was his cross shaped tie pin and his cufflinks, so he obviously wasn’t doing too badly for himself. Which begged the question, why was he in my office, the office of a supernatural bounty hunter?
I waited, calmly sipping my tea and clicking my red lacquered nails against the handle. Mint, with sugar, none of that artificial sweetener crap, it gave me a headache. My long, pale fingers clasped the mug loosely as I blew across it, trying to look nonchalant and interested at the same time. My bronze and copper bracelets tinkled softly whenever I shifted my arms, a merry counterpoint to the humming of the heating vent. Silver and gold were too expensive for the likes of me, mainly because silver worked marvelously on the supernatural baddies of the world and was in high demand and gold was, well, gold.
Next to the door was a large mirror, helpful for identifying those whom the establishment had labeled as Illegals. Vampires, lycanthropes, angels, demons, faeries, extraterrestrials, even humans, all of us reflected an aura in a silver backed mirror. Trained psychic sensitives, like me, could see this aura and make a fair guess as to what flavor of entity they were dealing with. I surreptitiously peeked around my fingers to see his reflection, relaxing a little as his aura showed swirling gray with streaks of white and black, totally non-sensitive human.
I caught my own reflection in the mirror and a little smile tugged the corner of my red lips. My own aura swirled around my head, pinpoint colors flashing blue and green amidst the gray-backed white and black streaks. My shoulder length blonde hair curled softly around my oval face as my ocean blue eyes stared back at me with piercing intensity. I had taken the time to put on makeup today; I looked pretty good in my fitted pink dress shirt with the three top buttons undone along with a floor length black skirt, slit up to the middle of my thigh with sheer black stockings. Its slits provided ease of movement as well as allowing easy access to either the 45 at the small of my back or the 9mm strapped to my right thigh, plus I thought it was sexy. The slits gave flashes of my knee-high, four-inch heeled black boots and I thought I looked pretty intimidating, all 6’6" of me counting the heels. Not that it seemed to be having any effect on the little man on the other side of my desk.
He was short, perhaps 5’4 maybe 5’5
, and slender, no more than 130 pounds. His hair was receding, salt and peppered, with a neat goatee also peppered with gray. All of this was background; his eyes were the first thing you noticed, clear and icy blue as a winter’s day with laughing wrinkles around the outside and neatly trimmed gray eyebrows hooding them. His nose was masculine, not much more to say about it, and he had a strong chin with a confident lilt to it. He said jump and expected you to jump.
His suit was charcoal gray, elven silk, well tailored, and probably cost more than I made in a month. His light blue silk shirt and green tie set off his coloring and eyes perfectly, something he knew quite well from his posture. Still, he was fidgeting, and clearly nervous about something, I just had to out wait him and find out what it was.
Truth be told, I was nervous too. After that last fiasco in Dallas, I really needed a job and someone this well off would not have come to someone like me without a really good reason. Our office assistant, Kristen Stephanos, hadn’t given me very much information before I met Mr. Johanson, just told me I should meet him and think very seriously about taking his job.
Perhaps this was a mistake,
Johanson said, twisting in his chair to reach for his coat, making a move to stand.
What was a mistake?
I asked quickly, seeing my job about to walk out the door. I set my coffee mug down and leaned forward, trying to catch his gaze and convince him he wanted to stay. What can I help you with, Mr. Johanson? I’m sure you came to me for a reason.
I smiled my most winning smile, all teeth, red lips, and complete insincerity.
Well…
he said, settling back into the chair and resuming the spinning of the ring on his finger. It’s just…
Just what, Mr. Johanson?
I asked brightly, flashing my pearly whites and hoping he wouldn’t leave.
It’s just, I’ve talked with other hunters, and all of them told me I was better off without her and they wouldn’t even think of taking my case, that I should go to the police. I can’t go to the police and no private investigator will touch my case because she’s an Illegal. I’m desperate! I don’t know who else to turn to!
He slumped in the chair, cradling his face in his hands. I noticed the balding spot on the back of his head, and he suddenly looked small and frail. I half rose from my chair, desperately trying to think of some comforting words to say, but my mind stayed infuriatingly blank. I stood there, half standing, half crouching, while he gathered himself.
No,
he finally said, giving himself a visible shake and throwing off his strong emotions with an effort, no, I came here to ask you for help because you are the only hunter in Denver who asks questions before she shoots and shows any sympathy to my cause and my company. Please, Ms. McKinsey, please help me find my wife, Adora.
Adora Johanson…
I mouthed as I sat back slowly into my chair. "You’re that Harold Johanson?" I asked, nonplussed.
Yes, Ms. McKinsey, didn’t your secretary tell you?
he asked, confusion furrowing his brow and narrowing his eyes.
It must have slipped her mind,
I said faintly as I sat back in my chair.
Harold Johanson was sitting in my office and needed my help to find his wife. His fallen angel wife. I didn’t know what to say.
Chapter 2: GRM
Harold Johanson was the head of Global Rights Media, Inc. and one of the main antagonists of the establishment. His company regularly featured newspaper and blog stories about Illegal activity and openly advocated more and better rights for many of them.
Sufferers of HBV (also called lycanthropes) and Stoker-Dracul syndrome (also known as vampires) were marginalized, the lepers of the 21st century, and many counties allowed them to be executed by a licensed hunter if they proved themselves a danger to society. That’s right, people suffering from a medical illness could be hunted down if you had the right paperwork. Grays and faeries didn’t have as many rights as humans and they too could be hunted if they were involved in criminal activities. Magic was illegal and something a lot of people were afraid of, so practitioners of the Forbidden Arts could be hunted just like any criminal.
Harold led the vanguard of people who’d a problem with the current paradigm and advocated better rights and treatment for all Illegals. His reasons were his own, partially due to his wife, Adora Johanson, being a fallen angel and partially because he liked poking sleeping bears with pointy objects.
By fallen angel, I mean true, honest to God, angel from Heaven who rejected the rule of God and had fallen to Earth in disgrace. Or so she told people. I was a skeptic, being a Deist, and I was not convinced she was not simply another alien race come down to make our lives difficult. As if we needed more trouble from extraterrestrials, the Grays were enough of a handful in and of themselves. Still, she looked very angelic, ethereal and beautiful, tall and pale with large dark eyes. No wings or halo though, I thought sarcastically.
Mr. Johanson… Uh, what happened to Adora?
Brilliant. Wow him with your wit there, blondie, that’s a surefire way to lose this bounty.
Your secretary didn’t tell you anything?
he asked, arching his right eyebrow and pursing his lips. He leaned forward, steepling his fingers and trying to pin me with his gaze.
I’ve been a little out of touch and rushed for time,
I grumbled, flashing back to losing my sorcerer bounty in Dallas. I’d almost had him. He’d been cornered in a warehouse at gun point when his summoned demon had burst in on us and nearly torn me limb from limb. I had apparently outrun my backup, they were nowhere to be found, so I had emptied my magazine into the demon and run like a scared rabbit as the demon’s Hellfire laid waste to crates and boxes all around me. Demons aren’t usually nine feet tall and super aggressive so when this one came in guns blazing, I knew something was very, very wrong. So I ran.
Of course, the police pinned the whole thing on me, saying if I hadn’t cornered the sorcerer and I hadn’t outrun my backup, he wouldn’t have summoned the demon and wouldn’t have destroyed that city block. These were the same police who’d hired me to capture him in the first place, a fact conveniently forgotten when things went topsy-turvy.
Supernatural Emergency Response (SER, basically supernatural SWAT) had finally arrived and had shot the sorcerer nineteen times. Too much? This was a man who sold his soul. Nineteen times was actually a commendation to their shooting skills. One sorcerer in Orlando was so powerful and psychotic, they had to call in the National Guard and run him down with a tank. Even then, his demon flung the tank off him like it was a toy to get to the man and collect his soul. I’d been lucky they hadn’t tagged me with a clean up bill and had at least paid for my airfare back to Denver.
Adora has been taken for ransom,
Johanson said softly. They want twenty million dollars, and I would gladly pay that, but they also want me to stop advocating for ‘aberrations’. I won’t, I can’t, it would betray everything I believe in and alienate Adora. How could I get her back by alienating her? I’m stuck, I have nowhere to turn, and I need your help, Ms. McKinsey. Please help me find my wife.
He leaned forward, hands on his knees, knuckles white with his gaze locked firmly on mine, willing me to understand and take his case.
I squirmed under his gaze, unable to meet his eyes. I was a bounty hunter, dammit! Not a nurse maid! I didn’t do missing persons cases, I did cases where I found an Illegal causing problems, and shot it. Well, sometimes.
I was a licensed hunter and hunters were usually a psychic sensitive (or just sensitive for short) who took bounties on the less savory members of the supernatural community. There were some vanilla human hunters, but they either had to be a complete badass or really, really lucky to make it long in my business. Vampires, lycanthropes, zombies, witches and warlocks, extraterrestrials, rogue angels, demons, and faeries, anything not run-of-the-mill human who decides they want to cause problems for human society could be the target of a hunt.
In most cases, once-human creatures were more likely to trust or tolerate a sensitive because our magical and psychic abilities tended to attract them, making it easier for us to get close to them. Frequently, if a person was attacked or came up missing and the perpetrator of the crime was supernatural, it was likely the victim was a sensitive. Many people lived their whole lives not knowing they were sensitive, and no one really knew how many of us there were, but anyone who ever had hunches that came true was likely a sensitive. Sensitives were also the only people who could be turned into a vampire or lycanthrope.
If a vampire, lycanthrope, or zombie caused problems, the state or federal government would hire someone like me to go take them out, usually with a bullet from a distance. Lycanthropes were easy, catch them on a full moon and shoot them with a silver bullet. Zombies, too, weren’t terribly challenging, although they usually required consulting the fire department and then using a flamethrower on them. Sometimes, at least in the city, most people called SER and had them come out with their oven on wheels to incinerate the victim. I liked flamethrowers personally.
Vampires were my least favorite of the once human variety because they were the hardest. Instead of being unthinking or animalistic things, vampires were cunning, vicious predators. A bullet from a sniper rifle was my favorite way of dealing with them, but a Master vampire might not be killed by a single bullet. A hunter might need to brave their nest and kill the rest of the vampire family first, although any hunter stupid enough to go alone was in for a very short career. In all three once human cases, the body had to be burned because the pathogens that created them could still be transmitted from a dead body.
Faeries, witches, and extraterrestrials were a different can of worms. They were more difficult because they had some rights under the American constitution and a hunter could be brought up on charges if he or she violated those rights. Faeries and extraterrestrials, mainly Grays purportedly from the Zeta Reticuli star system who crashed millennia ago after some intergalactic battle, were recognized as thinking, living creatures and a hunter couldn’t just shoot them unless his or her life was in danger. Fortunately for the hunter, it was pretty easy to claim self defense because ‘hey, I didn’t know what that dull metal rod in his hand was so I assumed it was a weapon and shot him!’ worked just fine in court. Faeries, too, couldn’t just be killed but they were usually more of the trickster variety and fairly easy to capture and transport to their home territories. People didn’t like the term reservation but that was essentially what they were.
Witches and warlocks, sometimes called practitioners, were sensitives, like myself, who chose to use their psychic and magic powers for nefarious purposes and frequently learned the Forbidden Arts to commit crimes or simply for personal power. They, too, had to be captured and remanded to the authorities where they were tried and, if found guilty, forced to undergo radical brain surgery to remove the part of their brain that made them sensitive, a process called severing. They usually didn’t live long after that. More often than not, witches and warlocks would force the hunters to defend themselves and would fight to the death.
Finally, demons and angels were my least favorite of all of the various kinds of hunts but, thankfully, they were rare. Demons were inter-dimensional beings (in my opinion they were inter-dimensional beings, some people really thought they were demons like in the Bible or Torah) summoned by a sorcerer who sold his or her life force, or soul if you want, to these beings for magical power.
Demons themselves, as far as anyone could tell, were immortal and couldn’t be hurt. That’s fun, emptying a magazine into a charging demon, hitting them repeatedly, and it having no effect. Crosses and other holy objects sometimes kept them at bay, but if there was any doubt in your heart, you were dead meat. I personally liked to find the sorcerer and shoot him or her (usually him), prompting the demon to harvest their soul and leave through a smoking hole in the ground. It was a really, really good, even life-saving idea to have some serious backup when hunting a sorcerer and his or her demon. I’m talking National Guard with tanks backup, something I learned the hard way.
Angels came in two flavors: divine and fallen. Divine angels were easier to deal with than fallen ones because they weren’t evil. At least, no one had encountered an evil one, and they were usually just messengers. Hunters rarely were called on divine angels; we usually got the fallen variety. Fallen angels were angels who’d supposedly renounced God and decided to live on Earth. Having lost their divinity, they were flawed, just like people, and sometimes they ran afoul of the law. If that running afoul activity involving using their innate magical abilities, a hunter was called in to capture them and remand them to governmental custody. They were often too much for the police to deal with. I hated trying to capture an entity who was effectively immortal, magically more powerful than any sensitive, and really, really hard to kill. Gold bullets would do it, but they were very expensive. I kept a couple magazines of them just in case, but I’d only needed to use them once before.
Chapter 3: Hook, Line, and Sinker
Mr. Johanson,
I started, trying to come up with a tactful way to tell him I wasn’t a detective.
I’ll make it worth your while,
he continued like I hadn’t spoken. I’m a man of means, as I’m sure you’re aware, and I’ll pay you five hundred thousand dollars.
I choked, my face turning bright red as my mind rebelled at the figure he had named. Five. Hundred. Thousand. Dollars? I thought. There was no way I could turn down that kind of money, not after the disaster in Dallas.
He sat back, a small smirk on his face as he crossed his legs and settled his hands on his knee, one on top of the other. He knew he had me and was just waiting for me to say okay.
Okay,
I choked out, but I need some more information first before I absolutely agree to take your case.
Always be cagey, see if you can get more out of them; that was what my daddy always taught me. Oh, who was I kidding? I was going to take the case and we both knew it.
Anything I can help you with is yours, Ms. McKinsey,
he said smoothly, one hand idly spinning the silver ring on his pinkie. He had relaxed a lot; obviously he had much more faith in my abilities than I did.
I thought furiously, trying to come up with pertinent information I would need to track Mrs. Johanson down. I took a deep breath and sat back in my chair, the springs creaking under my weight and threatening to dump me. My notebook was in the second drawer on the right of the desk and I thought there was a pencil in there too, but I rummaged through the rest of the desk first to give me some time. Finally, I pulled out my battered black-covered sketch book and a chewed up yellow pencil with no eraser.
When was the last time you saw her?
I finally asked, peering over the edge of my notebook to see his reaction. A slight frown creased his face and his eyes darkened in thought. He chewed his lip and sat back in his chair, gazing up at the ceiling like he couldn’t remember the last time he saw his wife. Close relationship there, I thought, which was odd considering his earlier desperation and apprehension.
The last time I saw her was on her birthday. Really the day she descended, but we called that her birthday just for simplicity’s sake. December the 10th I believe,
he said.
"So you last saw your wife a month ago?" I demanded, incredulous. To his credit, he didn’t flinch, instead returning my glare with a calm, level gaze, his husky-blue eyes piercing through me and daring me to judge him for the life he led.
Yes,
he replied calmly, we went out for her birthday and ate at Pike’s Steakhouse. She seemed distracted, but Adora is easily distracted and I didn’t pay it any heed. She’s always involved in charities, Salvation Army, CFIC, that sort of thing. Anything to keep her busy, she bores so easily.