A Dangerous Thing: The Adrien English Mysteries 2
By Josh Lanyon
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Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch...
In this second LA-based adventure, bookseller Adrien English arrives at the Pine Shadow Ranch (left to him by a beloved grandmother) to find a corpse in his driveway. But by the time the unfriendly local sheriffs arrive, the body has disappeared.
Who are the mysterious strangers excavating on his land? And will he sort out his problems with LAPD Detective Jake Riordan?
Josh Lanyon
Author of 100+ titles of Gay Mystery and M/M Romance, Josh Lanyon has built a literary legacy on twisty mystery, kickass adventure, and unapologetic man-on-man romance. Her work has been translated into twelve languages. She is an EPIC Award winner, a four-time Lambda Literary Award finalist (twice for Gay Mystery), an Edgar nominee, and the first ever recipient of the Goodreads All Time Favorite M/M Author award.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5**The following is spoilery for character reveals from book one and discusses character development stuff from book two. I don't reveal anything about the resolutions to either book's mystery.**The second in the Adrien English mystery series. Not quite as good as the first, but mostly in that way most second books aren't as good as the first--simply because they aren't the start of something. The mystery in this one felt a little less meaty, but that's mostly made up for in that we get lots of relationship stuff between Adrien and Jake. I'm not sure what to do with Jake, though. I had him pegged as closeted and probably conflicted from almost his first appearance in book one, and part of me was watching to see how Lanyon developed him as the story went along. And it all felt pretty spot-on. In book two it turns out that Jake is not just closeted and conflicted, he's, like, suuuuuper conflicted. Like, hates himself for being attracted to men, plans on marrying a woman and having kids, can hardly bring himself to to have dinner with Adrien conflicted. Which is fine. Big old bundles of contradictions make for interesting stories. But Jake's confliction is confusing in its expression, almost to the point of feeling inconsistent at times. At the start of the story, he can't even kiss Adrien because kissing a man feels too weird, despite having been a regular at S&M clubs for some time. The suggestion being that Jake can handle sex with men if it's with strangers and is impersonal, but in the scene where he can't kiss Adrien, his reluctance is painted as a reaction to markers of Adrien's maleness (five o'clock shadow, the scent of aftershave) not as a reaction to trying to have smexy times with someone he cares about. Later he seems to be over the kissing issue with no further concern. He is sometimes incredibly tender and protective of Adrien (in private) but also makes really withering comments about Adrien's sexuality. That all of these traits could exist in one man at one time is something I can absolutely buy, but I sometimes felt like Lanyon wasn't quite selling it. That being said, some of this is the result of the point of view (first person Adrien), and given that Jake is an uncommunicative lug (in the grand tradition, natch), that Jake's actions and attitudes would seem a bit unexplained is to be expected (because they are, because we only know what Adrien knows, and Jake isn't telling him what's going on in his head). Further more, important characterizing scenes between Adrien and Jake always feel like there's all kinds of stuff going on under the surface (which is precisely how I think important characterizing scenes should feel). So, I'm back to "I'm not sure what to do with Jake." In all honesty, this is probably fifteen percent "more could have been done to make Jake's characterization consistent" and eighty-five percent "I couldn't turn off my editor brain while reading for fun." In any case, recommended for the writing, characters, wit, and decent mystery.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Thriller/mystery side of this Adrien English book worked better for me than the first of the series. The concept of being alone out on a ranch with dead bodies and drug trafficking really creeped me out. Adrien's relationship with Jake was interesting and well drawn, and I was delighted to find that the cheesy line, "You're so tight" is as entertaining in a gay romance as it is in the straight variety.
9/16/12 - Still love these characters, excited to read further into the serires. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I enjoyed the second Adrien English book rather more than the first, probably because I already feel a connection to the main characters, Jake Riordan and Adrien himself. The tension between them is strong, and the chemistry too. The two sex scenes are pretty well-written, and some of the descriptions of emotions are quite good.
The mystery itself is a little... routine. Some of the background stuff is pretty interesting -- all the references to old mystery novels, for example. It's kinda like the manga Fake: I don't try and kid myself I'm reading that for the police work, I read to find out if/when Dee and Ryo are going to get it on, although the coherent plot is a big bonus. At least Adrien and Jake don't have to wait for the seventh volume to get it on.
The characterisation of Jake is a bit difficult, and reasonably well-handled. The reader's got to feel a bit of resentment for his treatment of Adrien, but we understand what kinda guy he is and we know why guys like him are defensive and touring Narnia.
Stronger than the first novel, so if you're unsure after that, I think this second book is a better test of whether you want to carry on or not. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is a simple amateur sleuth story of murder for unknown reasons. But I enjoyed it a lot. It's the characters that are at the heart of most stories and I like the characters in this book.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This is the 2nd in the series. I enjoyed this one, not as much as the first. Once again our reluctant sleuth is in the middle of mystery and murder, when he escapes from the stress of dealing with his messed up LAPD Hottie, Jake Riordan. Jake is very much attracted to Adrien, but he also wants a wife and kids. Adrien holes up at his late Grandmother's ranch, which is now his, to hopefully get some writing down. Murder and Jake soon follow. A good plot, but I do think the author tends to wrap things up fairly quickly with an abrubt ending. However, Adrien and Jake finally consummate their "relationship". Stay tuned for Book 3
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I agree with one of the reviews I've read, this book is better than the first one.
And I liked the fact that Jake and Adrien chemistry is confusing at time, but you could feel that there's something more than just what was being said.
I purchased the whole series and could not stop re-reading again and again. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Poor Ardien is getting a little fed up with his on again off again relationship with Jake Riordan the cop. I share his frustration. If this man was any further in the closet he’d completely disappear. To complicate Ardien’s problems, he’s not doing very well writing the sequel to his first sold manuscript. He's getting nowhere in either situation...so he decides to take a break and go to the ranch that his grandmother left him. Who but Ardien would find a dead body in the road the night he arrives? Ardien is the heart and soul of this series even though we are only two books into it. He has no illusions about who or what he is. And he can laugh at himself and find humor in the situations that he finds himself in. He is completely aware of the ridiculousness of his situations. After so long reading Josh Lanyon’s books, I know she always rescues her characters and that there will be a happily after...eventually. Perhaps a good kick in the seat of his pants would help Jake out of his closet...but it does seem that he is making some progress on his closet exit on his own.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/54.5 stars
I'm loving this series. I really like how the main character is gay without the whole story being about his gayness. This book is a complete, very interesting mystery with his love life as just one of the factors. Humor and suspense pop up freely. I can't wait to start the next one. - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/54.5 stars
Jake can be such an ass and Adrien doesn't even see it. He puts up with way more than is even believable. They've been "together" three months and in this book they finally kiss. Jake's homophobia and self-loathing is getting tiring. It's also confusing as he is inconsistent with affection. Why a guy whose been out his whole life would be willing to be with someone like Jake who doesn't even let Adrien touch him is too far fetched.
But... Lanyon is a gifted writer and this book is a joy to read. It's clever and funny in parts, emotional and intense in others. There's a lot of action and danger and desperate moments. I read it in one sitting because I couldn't put it down. (The fact that I was too sick to get out of bed was not a factor, I swear.)
Some excerpts (all taken from early in the book):
(Going to a bookcase of old books) "I approached slowly, my pulse quickening in excitement known only to book lovers in the advanced stage of addiction."
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"You're the one paying that no account Ted Harvey to sit around and smoke dope all day."
"I'm paying hum to look after my property." Smoking dope was a perk.
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(When closeted Jake does something domestic) Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife.
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"How come you never came back when your granny passed away?"
"I was eight. I didn't have my driver's licence."
Book preview
A Dangerous Thing - Josh Lanyon
Bookseller Adrien English arrives at Pine Shadow Ranch to find a corpse in his driveway. By the time the local sheriffs arrive, the body has disappeared.
What happened to the dead man? Who are the mysterious strangers excavating on Adrien’s remote property? And will he ever sort out his problems with LAPD Homicide Detective Jake Riordan?
A Dangerous Thing
(The Adrien English Mysteries Book 2)
Josh Lanyon
Chapter One
She was young and she was lovely and she was dead. Very dead.
And this was bad. Very bad.
What had once been Lavinia was now an ungraceful sprawl of long blonde hair and long white limbs—and then Jason’s horrified brain recognized what his eyes had refused to see: Lavinia’s slender arms ended in two bloody stumps.
I stopped typing, read it back and winced. Poor Jason. We had been stuck discovering Lavinia’s body for the past two days and we still couldn’t get it right.
I hit the delete key.
Lousy as was Titus Andronicus, my second Jason Leland mystery, Death for a Deadly Deed, was even worse. I guess basing Jason’s second outing on Shakespeare’s infamous play was only the first of my mistakes. I was still brooding when the phone rang.
It’s me,
Jake said. I can’t make it tonight.
It’s okay,
I said. I wasn’t expecting you.
Silence.
I let it stretch, which is not like me, being the civilized guy I am.
Adrien?
Jake asked at last.
Yo?
I’m a cop. It’s who I am. It’s what I do.
You sound like the lead-in to a TV show.
Before he could hit back, I added, Don’t sweat it, Jake. I’ll find something else to do tonight.
Silence.
I realized I’d deleted too much from my manuscript. Was I supposed to hit Edit and then Undo? Or just Undo? Or Control + Z? Word Perfect I am not.
Have fun,
Jake said pleasantly, and rang off.
See ya,
I muttered to the dial tone.
These dreary dumps I call my life, as the bard would say.
For a moment I sat there staring at the blinking cursor on my screen. It occurred to me that I needed to make some changes—and not just in Death for a Deadly Deed.
Swearing under my breath, I hit Save and closed the document. Exit and Shut Down. See how easy that was?
I went downstairs to the shop where Angus, my assistant (and resident warlock), was slicing open a shipment of books with a utility knife.
Hey, I’m going out of town,
I announced as Angus gazed entranced at a best-selling cover featuring a blood-spattered ax.
I wasn’t sure if I had a dial tone or not. He didn’t blink. Angus is tall, rawboned, and pale as a ghost. Jake has a number of unkind sobriquets for him, but the kid is smart and hardworking. I figure that’s all that is my business.
Why?
he mumbled at last.
Because I need a vacation. Because I can’t write with all these distractions.
At last Angus tore his bespectacled gaze from the gory dust jacket. Why?
After a couple of months I was becoming fluent in Anguspeak.
The way it is, man. Can you keep an eye on things?
Keep the Black Masses to a minimum and not eat all fifty boxes of gourmet cookies in the storeroom?
Angus shrugged. I guess. Class starts back up in two weeks though.
I’ve never been able to ascertain exactly what Angus is studying at UCLA. Library Science or Demonology 101?
I’ll be back by then. I just want to get away for a few days.
Where are you going?
This was the most interest in my actions Angus had shown in two months.
I own property up north in Sonora. Accurately, outside of Sonora near a little town called Basking. I thought I’d drive up there.
I added, Tonight.
Tonight?
It’s four-thirty now. It shouldn’t take me more than six or seven hours.
Angus mulled this over, absently testing the point of the utility knife with his thumb.
It’s not like you to be impulsive, Adrien,
was his verdict. What do I tell that cop of yours?
He’s not my actual personal property,
I said shortly. He’s a public servant.
In more ways than one. Anyway you won’t have to tell him anything because I don’t plan on seeing him anytime soon.
Oh.
Angus looked down at the knife with a small smile. Tiffs among the faggots were apparently the stuff of quiet merriment.
I left Angus with visions of dismemberment still dancing in his head and went to pack. It didn’t take long to throw a couple of pairs of Levi’s and a toothbrush into my Gladstone. I emptied the fridge into an ice chest, dug out my sleeping bag and tossed computer disks and a couple of CDs in with my clothes and laptop.
By a quarter after six I was fighting the workday traffic as I headed the Bronco out toward Magic Mountain and the 5 Freeway. Over the pass it was bumper to bumper, but what the hell, I had a thermos full of Gevalia Popayan coffee, Patty Griffin’s Flaming Red rocking on the CD player, and I was heading in the right direction—away from Jake.
*****
Outside Mojave I pulled in for gas at a quaint filling station surrounded by Joshua trees and stacks of old tires. An enormous purple gorilla balloon floated overhead as an advertising gimmick. I pumped gas and enjoyed an Apocalypse Now sunset while the giant balloon bobbed gently on the desert breeze. For some reason the grape ape reminded me of Jake.
Jake. If only it were as easy to leave behind my preoccupation with Jake as it was to leave the city lights now twinkling in my rearview mirror.
Two months earlier Detective Jake Riordan had saved my life in what the papers unimaginatively called the Gay Slasher Killings.
When it was all over, Jake had received an official reprimand from the LAPD brass—and I had received an overture of sorts from Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn’t know where to look for himself.
Riordan was tough and smart and handsome; and, other than that self-loathing hang-up, pretty much all I could have asked for in a potential mate. But gradually little things—like the fact he couldn’t bear to touch me—began to take their toll. Okay, I exaggerate. He did put an arm around my shoulders once when we were watching a PBS documentary on hate crimes against gays. And he had taken to hugging me goodbye. It wasn’t that Riordan was a virgin. Far from it. He was heavily into the S/M scene. But when it came to face-to-face, eye-to-eye, mouth-to-mouth, the Master turned into a schoolboy.
Witness our first and only necking session.
Riordan’s mouth was a kiss away from my own when he gave a strange laugh and pulled back.
Shit. I can’t do this.
He ran a hand through his blond hair, looked at me sideways.
Can’t do what? Kiss me?
He shook his head and then nodded.
My mouthwash isn’t working? What’s the problem?
Jake made a sound that was supposed to pass for a laugh. He didn’t answer.
Why, Jake?
I asked quietly.
He blurted, I open my eyes and I see the pores of your skin—your skin’s okay, don’t take this wrong—but you’ve got five o’clock shadow. You smell like aftershave. Your lips —
He gestured briefly and hopelessly. It’s just—you’re not a chick.
You noticed.
I sounded flippant but I was thinking hard. So this is a new experience for you? You have sex with guys but you don’t —
It’s nothing like this,
Jake interrupted. "This is like dating. This is ... weird."
Yeah, and whips, chains, scourges and blindfolds were normal?
I could let you tie me up and beat the shit out of me, but will you still respect me in the morning?
I don’t want you that way,
he said. I know you. It wouldn’t be the same.
Swell. He preferred humiliating strange men in costume to kissing a man he knew. And presumably liked.
Let me get this straight. You don’t want to have sex with me?
Obviously I want to have sex with you.
Obviously. What was I thinking?
But?
He said impatiently, I don’t know! Why don’t we watch a video or something?
We watched a lot of videos. I was now an expert on the films of Steven Seagal and Vin Diesel, and I’d seen more Super Hero movies in the past month than I’d seen my entire childhood. It wasn’t all cinéma vérité. We even went out for a couple of tense dinners. I guessed that Riordan was wary some of his copper pals might spot him fraternizing with a known homo, although he was too gentlemanly to say so aloud.
Mostly we talked. At my place. Behind closed doors. Not exactly heart to heart, but Jake talked about his work and his family: Mom, Dad, two brothers (one in the Police Academy) all under the delusion that James Patrick Riordan was as straight as the proverbial arrow.
Or mostly Jake talked. My role was usually listener. Occasionally he’d asked me questions which I labeled under the general heading of Gay Lifestyle: How many times a month did I have sex? (Uh … were we going by Terrestrial Dynamical Time?) When had I come out? (After college—when it was too late for mother to ground me.) Where did I go to meet guys? (Crime scenes?)
Even though Jake was older and probably more experienced, I sometimes felt like his gay mentor or Fag Big Brother. What I didn’t feel like was his lover.
A month of tentative keeping company and then a month of excuses and canceled engagements.
It was over before it began.
Look,
I told him one night when he arrived four hours late for another dinner under wraps, You’re just going through the motions. Why bother?
That tawny gaze lit on mine. Jake said bluntly, I never meant to get involved with you, Adrien.
Rest easy; you’re not.
Yeah, I am.
And he put his big paw over mine.
Pathetic, but this is the kind of thing that kept me holding on. I use the term holding on
loosely, because for the most part life went on exactly as before, with the exception of the funny flutter my heart gave when I’d hear Riordan’s voice on the other end of the phone—and for all I knew that was incipient heart failure.
It sure as hell wasn’t love, because I refused to do something so self-destructive as love a man who hated himself for being homosexual—which, by extension, probably meant he subconsciously hated me too. I reassured myself that although I liked Riordan, I wasn’t closing any doors, wasn’t missing out on any opportunities; I was still open to meeting new people, making new friends and lovers.
So why the frustration and anger, sure, even hurt, when the big guy pulled the plug as he had this evening?
Outside Bakersfield I made a pit stop at a rest area. I walked around and stretched my legs, bought a stale blueberry bagel from a catering truck and rechecked my Thomas Guide in the cab light of the SUV.
The full moon shone brightly, illuminating rolling hills dotted with oaks and occasional farmhouse lights. Miles of nothing but empty highway and starry skies. Miles of nothing but more miles as I headed north with the big rigs. I was doing about eighty-five, kicked back on cruise control with nothing to do but think and remember.
It was twenty-four years since I had last seen Pine Shadow Ranch. That was the summer before my Grandmother Anna died. I was eight years old, and summer vacations with Granna were the happiest times of my life.
Granna was kind of a family legend. One of those Roaring Twenties gals, she’d ditched her society husband and returned to her birthplace to raise horses and hell, as the mood took her. I remembered her as a rail-thin, tall woman with a silver bob and deeply tanned skin. My granny rolled her own cigarettes, rode like a bronc-buster and cussed in Italian—which was the language of her childhood nanny. It must have been some childhood judging from the frequency and fluency of her swearing.
There had been no hint that particular summer was to be the last. But two weeks after I returned to my mother’s fretting bosom, my grandmother had been killed in a fall from a horse. To my mother’s chagrin Granna bequeathed her entire estate to me. True, Granna’s estate was nothing to rival the fortune left in trust to Lisa by my dear departed dad, but it was enough to ensure financial necessity would never tie me to Ma’s apron strings.
I inherited half that money when I turned twenty-one, and I had spent it purchasing what was now Cloak and Dagger Books. I would inherit the balance when I turned forty, which around tax time seemed like a lifetime away. As for Pine Shadow Ranch, I’d had some furniture shipped down to me but had never gone back, preferring to remember it as it had been. There was a caretaker who kept an eye on the holdings, but for all I knew the place could have fallen to rack and ruin by the time I decided to take my 400-mile drive down memory lane.
It was nearly eleven when State Highway 49 narrowed to pine trees and mountains. I cracked the window. The night air was startlingly cold and clean with the bite of distant snow.
The next eighty miles of winding road were spent sandwiched between one of those monster trucks (high beams trained on my rearview) and a battered pickup with the license plate URUGLY. At five-mile intervals we would come to another blind curve and the monster truck would swing out in the opposite lane in a playful gambit of vehicular Russian roulette. And thirty seconds later he would drop back into formation just in time to avoid plowing into an oncoming car.
At last he made his big play, risked his all, and roared off around a bend, just missing a head-on with a logging truck. He vanished into the diesel-scented night.
Now it was just me and the 45-mile-an-hour wit in the pickup. Emptying the last of the Popayan coffee into my thermos cup, I fiddled with the radio trying to find a station that varied the thematic content of tears-in-the-beer, crying-on-the-shoulder-of-the-road, and hanging-onto-nothing-but-the-wheel. Despite the caffeine overload I was beat and my eyes felt ready to drop out of my head.
Fast approaching the stage of exhaustion where I wasn’t sure if I was still driving or if I was only dreaming I was still driving, I nearly missed the turn off. The next ten miles were a challenge to the Bronco’s shocks as well as my own, but at last I recognized the landmark of Saddleback Mountain and knew the Pine Shadow Ranch lay right around the next bend.
I downshifted as we began our descent. The Bronco rattled across a cattle guard. Ahead, the ranch lay motionless in the bright moonlight; from a distance it seemed untouched by time. Despite the dark windows and empty corrals I could almost convince myself that I was coming home, that someone waited to welcome me.
Drawing closer, I discerned the sign mounted on wooden posts above the open gate. Wood-burned letters had once spelled out, Pine Shadow Ranch. I slowed; the Bronco’s high beams picked out a number of forms in the darkness: the ramshackle barn behind the house, a tilting windmill, a fractured swing dangling from one of the trees—and something on the ground.
I braked. I was so wired I was willing to believe my eyes were playing tricks, but as I waited there, the Bronco’s engine idling, the thing on the ground showed no sign of disappearing.
Too tired to be cautious, I climbed out of the Bronco. It was no trick of light, no play of shadows. A man lay face down in the dirt.
I circled him, my footsteps unnaturally loud in the clear night. From across the yard I could hear a broken shutter banging. Wind rustled the tall winter grass. I knelt beside him.
I could see in the headlights that his face was turned to the side. His eyes were wide open, but he wasn’t alive. His breath didn’t cloud the raw air, his shoulders didn’t rise and fall. There was a neat hole the size of a quarter between his shoulder blades.
I sucked in my breath. This wasn’t my first contact with murder, but I still got that sensation of watching from a separate solar system—which usually precedes passing out cold. I rubbed my hand across my face. It was like one of those party games where you have thirty seconds to memorize a dozen objects; inevitably you see details instead of the big picture.
The dead man looked to be in his sixties maybe. His hair was thin, plastered to his head. He was grizzled, his fingernails were dirty. He wore faded jeans, a plaid flannel shirt and cowboy boots. I had never seen him before, or if I had I didn’t recognize him.
Reaching out to touch his wrist, a shock rippled through me like I had not been properly grounded.
He was still warm.
I jerked my head up and stared at the silent house. I looked to the surrounding hills, the sentinel trees.
The wind whispered in the pines. Otherwise nothing moved. All was still. In fact … too still.
Staring into the windswept darkness I became convinced someone was out there watching me. The hair prickled at the nape of my neck. My heart began to give my ribs the old one-two; a left and a right and then a left left left.
I don’t have time for this, I warned my uncooperative ticker as I slammed back into the Bronco. Reversing in a wide arc, I put pedal to the metal, bumping and banging down the pot hole-riddled road racing back the way I had come.
While I bounced along the road I felt around for my cell phone. Finding it at last, I dialed emergency.
It rang—and rang—and rang. Finally I got through to a sleepy someone in the Sheriff’s Department. I opened my mouth and was instantly placed on hold. About one second before I spontaneously combusted, the line was picked up once more, and the voice, still sounding sleepy—had she dozed off the last time?—returned asking what the nature of my emergency was. After running through it a couple of times, she eventually seemed to understand what I was squawking about and promised to send help.
True to her word, the dispatcher sent the cavalry. A black and white four wheel drive met me at the mouth of Stagecoach Road twenty minutes later, lights flashing, siren blaring.
What seems to be the trouble, sir?
The man in uniform was middle-aged, well-fed and a different species from the cops I’d come to know in the past few months.
I explained the trouble.
Okay dokey,
said Sheriff Billingsly, scratching