Stuffing Sandwiches Down My Shirt... Strategies and Inspiration for Crutch Users
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An upbeat approach to one-footed living, "Stuffing Sandwiches Down My Shirt: Strategies and Inspiration for Crutch Users" delivers practical ideas for maximizing the temporary challenges associated with a casted leg and crutch use. The author, a single mom of three, found humor to be critical in making her post-op recovery time a fulfilling and, surprisingly, fun experience. Gym workouts, grocery shopping and even dates still happened —she deemed her cast to be "better than a puppy" in facilitating human connection.
Heather Dugan is a writer/advice columnist/author and voiceover/video talent who most frequently covers business, relationship, fitness and travel topics. A dedicated traveler and life-balance advocate, Heather is also a savvy speaker and spokesperson, a skilled communicator who can educate and inspire with a twist of humor. Her recent book, "Pickup in Aisle Twelve," is a witty romp through the absurdities of mid-life dating. Links to other articles, books, voiceovers and videos can be found at www.heatherdugan.com.
Heather Dugan
A nationally published writer, columnist and author as well as a voiceover and video talent/producer, Heather's focus is on creative communication and human connection. Helping others to tap into their talents and "launch" is a primary passion, and Heather's public speaking and radio/TV interview topics include life launching; divorce, dating and relationships; healthcare patient responsibility and work/family issues. Her newest book "Date Like a Grownup: Anecdotes, Admissions of Guilt & Advice Between Friends," examines the impact of loneliness and social obsolescence on men and women in their second single lives, and provides punctuating proof that looking for love from a place of isolation is as unwise as grocery shopping on an empty stomach. Other books include: "Pickup in Aisle Twelve," a witty romp through the absurdities of mid-life dating and "Stuffing Sandwiches Down My Shirt: Strategies and Inspiration for Crutch Users." "Profile on Page Nine" will be released in 2014. Links to books and audio/video clips can be found at her main website: http://www.heatherdugan.com, and she enjoys connecting with readers via social media and on her websites. Passionately curious, Heather is both a dedicated traveler and lifelong learner. She resides in Central Ohio with her children and a wayward chocolate lab, is slightly addicted to the outdoors and would never let her passport expire. She considers humor to be her best accessory.
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Stuffing Sandwiches Down My Shirt... Strategies and Inspiration for Crutch Users - Heather Dugan
Table of Contents
Dedication
Introduction
Prologue
My Story
Chapter 1: Five Critical Medical Lessons Learned
Chapter 2: Safety First
Chapter 3: Your Attitude
Chapter 4: Planning and Processes
Chapter 5: Enlisting Friends
Chapter 6: Strategies for Creating a Good Experience
Chapter 7: Off the New Starting Line
More Inspiration:
Six More Upsides to My Downtime on Crutches
The Calendar Check
Donating Dreams and Gifts of Life: Giving When it Hurts
Reader Letter: My Whole Life is Changing Because of a Stupid Broken Foot
Reformed Gym Class Wallflower: Creating Opportunities Instead of Excuses
About the Author
Other Books
Stuffing Sandwiches Down My Shirt...
Strategies and Inspiration
for Crutch Users
by Heather Dugan
Text Copyright © 2013 Heather Dugan
All Rights Reserved.
Smashwords Edition
Dedication
With deep gratitude to Adrianne, Kelli, Sue, Eileen, Dawn, Dee, Bob, Dennis and my children Zak, Hannah and Matthew for their invaluable help and encouragement during my recovery and to my surgeon Dr. Christopher Hyer and physical therapists Liz and Brittany for their expert care.
And to those of you who have written in the midst of your own physical challenges, may this inspire you to press forward with the firm conviction that you, too, can journey back to health and healing.
Introduction
So your doctor said surgery
or maybe you had an injury that required an unpleasant detour through a hospital emergency room, and now part of your leg has been tunneled into a hard fiberglass cast. Maybe it was your arm or hip or shoulder… Whatever the afflicted body part, wearing a cast will impact your whole life, full-time, for the duration of encasement. Making a color choice you can live with is the least of your worries (although, it’s wise to choose a hue that will complement your seasonal shoe selection— neon green plays better on the color swatch ring than it will in business meetings). Retrofitting your life to accommodate a temporary handicap requires serious thought, planning and a lot of creativity.
While my experience has been with two separate lower leg casts, most of the principles I’ve discovered are applicable to many of our most difficult life experiences. Discouragement and depression, frustration and feelings of isolation can trail one home from the hospital unless you’re prepared to launch yourself forward and out of their reach. Knowing the innate brevity of life, it seems wasteful to simply endure a few challenging weeks. Why not find ways to enjoy them as a unique and growing experience?
What will your approach be? Life will go on, with or without your active participation.
Prologue
As I stuffed a Greek yogurt into my waistband, flinched at the sudden coldness, and took off on my crutches towards my study, it hit me: Very soon, I’m going to have to break some very effective but socially awkward habits!
Come to think of it, my friend Kelli burst out laughing while on her cell phone in my kitchen yesterday. I assumed her mom had said something funny. But her eyes were on the grocery list I was matter-of-factly stuffing down the front of my shirt.
Usually it’s a sandwich. Wrapped, of course.
It’s instinctive at this point. If I don’t have my backpack handy, I become my own downsized UPS delivery system. Spoons slide into my leg cast, my cell phone peeks out of my bra. But I’m going to have to stop it, when I’m hands-free again. People give gentle leeway to the lady on crutches. Sticking mail down my pants at the curb without crutches propped against the mailbox will just look a little crazy. I need to prepare for this.
It took time to develop all my finely tuned shortcuts. I don’t think twice about them now: Swinging like Tarzan’s Jane into my shower, sipping wine from a transportable sports water bottle in the evening, spontaneously sticking my right leg out behind me in an arabesque or propping it up on a store shelf when numbness dictates that I elevate it —these are routine.
Frequently, I play with my toes to make sure they’re still wiggling properly. I hop great distances on one foot (even further when I forget where I left my crutches). I fling things: rolls of toilet paper, bags of