Diary Of A Dieter
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Curvy girl, Charlene Winters, had it all: the great career, wonderful friends and a dreamy fiancé.
With her wedding day just three weeks away, Charlene is dealt a devastating blow. Suddenly finding her life, hopes and plans in tatters, the jilted bride sinks into despair and a tub of Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough.
While the heartache of her fiancé’s infidelity is still fresh, Charlene is whisked away by her friends on a life-changing holiday.
But how will this big fish cope now that she’s back in the dating pond and surrounded by slender trouts with Botox lips?
As dashing Dr. Adam Fitz tries desperately to teach his best friend that she’s worth more than the number on her scales, her girls Vanessa, and Dana are eager to set her up with a boy-toy.
Frustrated, Charlene decides the time for change is upon her. What she needs is a change of scenery, a change of dress size and maybe, a change of heart.
Marie Coulson
Born and bred in Essex, England, Marie Coulson discovered her love of writing in her early teens. Beginning with poetry and song lyrics, she tried her hand at creative writing while studying for her English GCSE.It was love at first line.Unfortunately, Marie's career as a childcare and education practitioner soon took up most of her time and writing became something she only dreamed about.In the summer of 2012 she quit her job and enrolled at university, ready to start a new career as a therapist. This left her with a lot of time on her hands and on August the 20th she sat down and wrote the first chapter of Bound Together.Bound Together was a story that had been waiting three years to be written and when fingers hit the keyboard...Layla, Jared and Ollie's story was born.Look out for other books by Marie Coulson including the tantalizing sequel to Bound Together. Burning Up - Available NOW, Romantic British comedy - Diary Of A Dieter and the Bound Together novella - Last Christmas.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I absolutely adored this book! It was part sweet, part sassy, part sexy and part heartbreaking. It is the perfect combination of all of the things that make a good story that you don't want to see end!
Charlene's life has been turned upside down. Dumped. Overweight. Alone. She has the support of her friends. What else does a girl need? Oh yeah, she needs laid!
So the mission begins for her to turn her life around. Not only does she vow to lose the extra weight, but she joins an online dating site. Now the fun begins. Mishaps and horrible dates... What else would you expect?
In her quest, Charlene seems to not see what is right in front of her face like everyone else does. Her best friend has pined after her forever. She has relied on him to be her rock, her go-to person in time of need. He wants more, but she can't seem to get the point.
I loved these characters. They all had the right qualities that keep them as a close-knit group. They all pull together when things get tough. They pull no punches with one another. Always the direct, yet support bunch they are.
There are a lot of laughs to be had in this book. I found myself wrapped up in the story. I was sad to see it "end" and cannot wait for the next book to come out!1 person found this helpful
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Diary Of A Dieter - Marie Coulson
I’m sorry. I think this line is bad. I must have misheard you because it sounded like you just said …
He exhaled loudly.
I did. Look, Charlene, it’s not you. It’s me. I just don’t know what I want from my life anymore, and to marry you while I figure it out, just isn’t fair to either of us. I know this must be hard to accept, but I just can’t go through with it.
I sat completely frozen on my slightly worn out rug. The phone was gripped so tightly in my palm that I could have snapped it. Brad and I had been together for four wonderful years and engaged for two. The church was booked, the reception was planned, and every last detail had been meticulously designed. January twelfth was meant to be my dream day—my happily ever after—and now Brad Mahoney was jilting me just three weeks before the big day! Most girls get jewellery or a nice sweater for Christmas. I got dumped!
"You’re seriously calling off our wedding three weeks before the big day and doing it over the phone! Are you freaking kidding me?"
I got to my feet and began pacing around my small, but cosy, London apartment. This was a bad dream. It had to be.
But you only left here two days ago! I don’t understand. We ate, we kissed goodbye, and you headed to Ireland to see your family. What the hell changed in forty-eight hours?
He groaned and almost growled at me.
This is what I’m talking about, Charlene. You always think everything is about you. Well, maybe this time it’s not. Maybe I’m just not ready to settle down. And let’s face it, we’ve been headed for the rocks for months now.
I was stunned. Months? Months! We were on smooth ground as far as I was concerned. Steady, firm, and straight like my beautiful wedding gown, which was hanging in my closet, blissfully unaware of the horror unfolding in the living room.
"Not ready to settle down? You proposed, for crying out loud! You don’t accidentally ask someone to marry you. And what do you mean months? Was I in a coma that you neglected to tell me about? Because I have no idea what you’re talking about. Months. Christ, Brad. You couldn’t have picked a better time to have a midlife crisis than three weeks before our wedding?"
I was becoming hysterical, and for me, this involved screeching at a frequency only dogs could hear. This was evidenced by the Afghan hound next door who had now begun a chorus of ‘woe is me,’ or at least that’s what it sounded like every time the poor, pitiful animal howled across the street at my window. The tears were now streaming down my face, and the sobs coming from my mouth meant that the two of us, the hound and me, were now a duet!
Charlene. Charlene, you’re getting all worked up again. Calm down.
Calm down! Was he fucking serious? You know they say you go through stages of grief? Well, in the past ten minutes I’d gone from broken to completely pissed!
"Calm down? Calm down! You call me up, on Christmas day no less, and tell me you don’t want to get married anymore! Calm down? I’m about to ram my heel through the phone and choke you, you arrogant son of a …"
Buzz.
I stormed over to the intercom and picked up the receiver with my free hand.
What?
Oh, erm … Charlie?
I rolled my eyes and exhaled loudly. Yeah, Adam. Come on up. Join the party.
I pressed the entry button and hung up before resuming my break up.
Awful, isn’t it? I actually resumed the conversation where I was being verbally stomped on, and my whole life was tipped on its head. I was a glutton for punishment.
Charlene, I should go. You have company.
Don’t you dare! You at least owe me an actual, feasible reason, Brad!
He groaned again, and now I was really getting mad. He had no right to be fed up or irritated. I was the jilted bride around here. I deserved my diva moment!
Come on Charlene, do you really wanna hear this? I mean, really?
Yes!
"Urgh. Fine. It’s not been right between us for a long time. We just don’t connect the way we used to. We haven’t even had sex in over a month. I have needs, you know. And let’s be honest for a moment, you haven’t exactly been … taking care of yourself lately."
Taking care of myself? What the hell was that supposed to mean? I showered more than that hound got bones. But it was true that was the only bone that had been seen around here in a long time. But it wasn’t for my lack of trying!
What do you mean I don’t take care of myself? I walk around once a month like I have a porcupine between my legs just because you like me to be waxed. I shower every damn day because you hate that just-got-out-of-bed smell. And after sex, I always make sure to change the sheets because you don’t like them all sweaty and covered in, what was it you called it? Oh yeah, people juice!
The door creaked open, and I could see Adam’s thick, black-rimmed glasses before I saw the rest of him. I waved him in and held my finger to my lips to indicate he should keep quiet.
What do you want me to say here, Charlene? You wanted the truth, and you got it. Besides, it has nothing to do with any of that. I meant … I meant you’ve, you know, put on a few pounds. Maybe twenty-eight or so. It’s a turn-off. I can’t get all sexed up while your handles are wobbling everywhere. It’s … not my thing.
My jaw hit the floor, and I snarled back at him.
Wobbly handles! You complete and total …
And then it dawned on me. If Brad wasn’t getting off on my jelly parts, then whose jelly mould was he filling instead?
Oh. My. God. Who is she?
Adam had taken a seat on my pastel pink couch, and his eyes were burning into me as I held my breath, waiting for the reply.
"What? What do you mean who is she?"
I grunted.
"Now who needs to be honest? I’m not an idiot, Brad. You’re not fucking me, and I know you aren’t self-pleasuring. We both know how you hate the mess and all. So don’t bother pretending like you’re not screwing some skank. I should probably get fucking tested. Do you keep your clothes on with her to avoid all the icky sex sweat, too?"
That seemed to just make him angry.
She is not a skank!
I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Oh, the arseholism knew no bounds! Not only was I jilted, dumped and fat, but I was also cheated! Merry Christmas, Charlene!
You dick! You complete and total dick! How long? Who is she? I have a right to know!
He breathed deeply, in a self-pitying way, as though it were hard for him to speak. Pfft. He’d get no sympathy from me. He’d given me a ring, and now I would give him the finger. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Uh, Charlie?
I turned around and held my hand over the receiver as I snapped at Adam.
Shhh. Can’t you see I’m in the middle of being crushed? Can’t a girl get dumped in peace anymore?
He made a gesture as though he were zipping his mouth shut and leaned back in his seat.
She’s a woman from work. We went out for drinks one evening after work. We were celebrating a huge win on a case. One thing led to another and …
And … you had a minor memory lapse in which you forgot you were engaged? You are such an asshole!
I never meant for it to happen, Charlene. It just did. I’m sorry, and I would have preferred you to have never found out, but I couldn’t marry you when I’m in love with Aneska.
The skank had a name. Aneska. Sounded like some sort of medicinal cream you rubbed on a bad nappy rash or irritation. Right now, that’s exactly what she was. A pain in my arse!
I hate you. I hate you so fucking much.
Please try to understand, Charlene. I’m doing this for both of us.
I laughed.
"Oh, how silly of me. I should have thanked you for shagging your colleague for me. It was such a wonderful and sweet gesture for you to make. It’s the best Christmas gift I could ever have asked for. Truly. But next year, I’d love for you to stick your dick in a live plug socket! It’ll leave you just as shocked and burning as I am right now! It would be the best gift ever."
I cast my eyes at Adam who had crossed his legs and cleared his throat a little. He was clearly imaging how that sort of connection might feel. Shame Brad couldn’t have done the same. If he had kept his fucking legs crossed, I wouldn’t currently want to hack his dick off with a rusty kitchen knife. Meat and two veg, coming right up!
Charlene, you are being unreasonable. I called to be kind, and all you do is get angry. I understand that you hate me, and I get it, I do. But whatever you choose to believe, I never wanted to hurt you. I care about you. I could never hate you enough to marry you for the wrong reasons.
I threw my head back and laughed hysterically with tears still streaming down my mascara-streaked face. Adam watched me in total disbelief and also, I think, a little shock. I must have seemed like a complete nut job. I was a straitjacket away from looking like a psych patient, who escaped while on a trip on the sunshine bus.
I believe you, Brad. Hating me would require a certain degree of emotional commitment and evidently, you are lacking in that area. Hell, you’re lacking in most areas! You wanna talk about sexual turn-offs? How about the repetitive sound of your socks scrunching against the mattress? Or that God-awful sound you make when you’re about to come. How does it go again? Oh yeah, 'not on the sheets, not on the sheets' Oooh, sexy.
Now you’re just being childish. I haven’t got time for this, Charlene. It’s Christmas day, and I’m with my family. I think …
I stopped him immediately. It’s Christmas day? Oh, I hadn’t noticed. I completely bypassed the tree we decorated together. I totally forgot about the gifts that I wrapped and gave to you just two days ago, and I really should have realised what today was when my phone rang and my fiancé, instead of wishing me a Merry Christmas, decided now was the right moment to tell me he was fucking another woman!
I sank to my knees in front of the couch, and Adam placed his hand on my shoulder.
Charlie, come on, hang up. Or else I’m taking that damn phone from you and giving him a piece of my fucking mind.
I shook my head and swiped at my eyes.
I’m sorry, Charlene. I really am. I wish there were something I could say or do. I know it’s hurting now, but it will get easier to let this go. I promise.
I sniffed through my tears and snickered at him.
Ha! Your promises are like your arse, Brad. Seems nice on the surface, but still full of shit!
And before he had a chance to fire an insult back at me, Adam had snatched the phone from my hand and hung up. I would have told him off if I hadn’t been a snivelling mess on the rug. My knees to my chest, I rested my head on them and sobbed. I sobbed shamelessly and completely lost control. My body shook like I had a vibrator shoved up my doodah, and I rocked back and forth like a woman possessed.
Adam slid down to the floor behind me and wrapped his arms around me tightly. His long legs were on either side of me as he pulled me close to his chest. I rested my head on it and let out a staggered and loud cry. The hound across the street joined me in a chorus of ‘woe is me,’ and I couldn’t help but laugh at the whole sorry situation.
Adam gave me a confused look. What’s so funny?
I leaned my head back to get a better look at my friend.
Everything. My life … is a joke!
Adam gave me a squeeze. It’s not a joke. There is nothing funny about what that jizz stain just did to you! That arsehole is going to get what’s coming to him, and if I ever see him around here again, I’ll happily wipe his smug little grin off his dick-chin face! No one messes with my girl. Ever.
Adam and I had been friends since school. He was a chubby kid and found himself the target of a lot of bullies. James Hill was one of them. He was that really horrible kid who every adult loved to hate. He had a face only his mother could love, and somehow, he still managed to end up the most popular kid in school despite his dickery arseholishness. Anyway, one day we were in phys-ed and Adam, bless his heart, forgot his kit. He was forced to wear something from the lost and found, which naturally, was two sizes too small. Being only twelve, he hadn’t really been able to protest to our very overweight teacher who told him to suck it up. And when I say overweight, I mean it. The man was clearly more accustomed to lifting doughnuts rather than barbells.
Our task was simple. Climb the rope. Easy, right? Wrong. For my poor, chubby Adam, it was Everest! He gripped the rope and pulled himself up to about a foot off the ground and just stopped. The teacher, of course, began yelling, screaming, and hurling abuse at him to ‘get his arse up that rope like there was a bag of cupcakes at the top!’ What a douche. And then he left—walked right off to his office, sat at his desk, and got his Playboy out!
Adam was left dangling, knowing the moment his feet touched the floor, Mr Doughboy would waltz right back in. James Hill took full advantage to humiliate Adam in front of the whole class.
Hey, fats, you heard him. Get your arse up there like it’s on fire!
Adam slipped slightly from all the sweat pouring from his palms. James edged closer, and I caught a glimpse of something shiny and thin in his hand. That little turd was about to prick Adam with a needle! Well, not on my watch. We weren’t friends at the time, but I certainly wasn’t about to let him get violated with a pin!
Just as the end of the needle was about to poke Adam, I stormed over, caught James in a headlock, swooped my foot on the floor and knocked him clean off his feet. We landed on the ground with a bump, and he let out a very loud and piercing screech. You see, as we had struggled, he’d dropped the pin, and as we landed … he’d sat on it. I released him, and he stood abruptly and danced around in agony. It transpired that the pin had managed to go through his shorts and enter the pre-existing hole in James’s arse.
He waddled off to the nurse’s office, and I managed to convince Adam to come down, considering Mr Doughboy had now followed James; I figured it was safe. He thanked me, and I told him he needed to learn to stand up for himself.
I know. It’s kind of hard when I’m only one, and then there’s him, and his friends.
I rolled my eyes. Don’t you have any friends?
When he shook his head, I swear, my heart did a little whimper for him.
Well, you do now! Come on, let’s blow this class and go hide out in the library.
The rest is history. We’ve been friends ever since. Adam Fitz was solidly my best friend in the whole world.
Buzz.
Shaking my head and coming back to the real world, I stared at Adam and growled.
Who the hell is that? It’s Christmas day, and I’ve just had my heart dropped in a wood chipper. Do people have no consideration for my turmoil?
He shrugged and held me closer. Want me to get rid of them?
I nodded. I’m not feeling very into people today.
He gave me a weak smile, got up, and answered the intercom.
I could hear the high-pitched rambling from where I was sitting. Adam held the receiver away from his ear and winced. Glancing back at me, he raised his eyebrows as if to say ‘do you really wanna let them in?’
I rolled my eyes and nodded. I had to get this over with sometime, right?
Chapter 2
Adam handed me a cup of coffee. I had yet to move from the spot on the rug that I had now been occupying for a little over two hours.
He’s a shit, Charlene. I mean, I’ve met some real pricks in my time, but that one is a fucking cactus!
Vanessa was pacing back and forth across the lounge, stomping so loud that I was surprised my neighbour from downstairs hadn’t complained. Not that he ever complained. Or spoke to me. Or even acknowledged my existence. I didn’t even know his name.
"I knew he was bad news. The moment I met him and he told me he was a solicitor, I thought slug, and it seems I was right. The slimy, oily, disgusting little worm! If I ever get my hands on him …"
How did you even know he’d called?
He called me.
I turned and looked at my friend, Dana, who had finally piped up after sitting silently on the couch the entire time she’d been here. Ness had done enough talking for all of us. For a five foot three, slender, blonde-haired, real-life doll, the woman was a force to be reckoned with. When Ness got a bee in her bonnet, you ducked for cover because you could bet she was setting the whole hive on you!
"He called you? He didn’t even have the decency to allow me to tell people myself?"
I began flailing my arms around as I yelled at the general insensitivity and barefaced arrogance of the man that, until about three hours ago, I called my fiancé. Adam quickly grabbed my coffee from me and placed it on the counter. Huffing, I threw myself back and lay on the floor. Dana shifted her feet slightly to avoid giving me a heel to the forehead. Her small frame and big green eyes were her arsenal. Dana knew exactly how to use them to her advantage. Sitting forward on the sofa, she gazed at me sympathetically with those gigantic emerald puppy dog eyes of hers.
He thought you might need your girls. I’m not saying he isn’t a complete and total arsewipe, but at least he cared enough to get you some backup.
I snorted at the idea. Oh, what a prince! I can almost imagine how that went. ‘Hey Dana, so, I’ve just dumped my fiancé, I’m fucking a woman who sounds as though she should come with a side effects warning label …’
Mainly ‘May cause home-wrecking syndrome and caution, dirty slut is contagious,’
Ness interrupted.
Dana rolled her eyes in response. "It wasn’t like that. He told me you two broke up, and he’d called it all off, but that’s all. So I called Ness …"
And I, of course, called Adam.
I gawped at Ness, and then snapped my head around at Adam.
You knew! The whole time you were here … Wait a second. We were still breaking up when you got here so … that arsehole told my friends he was dumping me before he actually dumped me! Could I be more pathetic? This just keeps getting worse.
Dana and Adam gave me a sympathetic look while Ness’s jaw practically dragged across the floor as she continued to walk around my living room. If she didn’t stop soon, I would have bald spots all over my plush white carpet.
That sick, twisted, scheming, cheating, man-whoring, kiss my tight yoga pants wearing behind, douchebag!
We all stared at her as she ranted and cursed Brad, loudly and in beautifully bright and colourful language.
My mum always said that you have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince. I thought I’d found my prince, Ness. Turns out … just another fucking frog.
I was slowly moving from anger into self-pity and deep sadness. I didn’t like it, and it really wasn’t in my nature to be the type to wallow, but I felt it was acceptable under the circumstances.
Frog? Frog! He’s a scum-sucking toad who should do everyone a favour and crawl away, taking his little bed-hopping harlot with him!
Adam tried to interject, but Ness was on a roll. I shrugged at him.
"You need to cut that dick right out of your life, Charlene. And you need to do it right now. Throw his clothes into a pile and set them on fire, hurl his stereo out of the window, and rid this whole apartment of any Brad memorabilia. The man is a parasite, and he’s been feeding off of you for years. Time to flick him off and stamp on the little fucker."
Ness and Dana had been my friends since college. We’d all taken the same music class. Ness was a very typical pop star wannabe at the time, and while working on a project together, the three of us had formed quite a bond. I don’t think I could have gotten rid of them if I tried. And now, I wouldn’t trade them for anything.
Sitting up, I sighed heavily.
I cannot believe I’m going to spend Christmas day as an abandoned bride! There has to be some unwritten law somewhere about that. Like never dump on their birthday, or Valentine’s Day, or the day their pet dies. You know, something like that. And then there’s all the cancelling and telling everyone that I got dumped!
I could feel the tears starting again. The thought of calling all my relatives and friends to explain that there would be no wedding after all was leaving my stomach in knots.
Adam sat down next to me on the rug and handed me a tissue.
We’ll do it all. I’ll start calling all the services, the church, the reception venue, and the caterers after the holidays. I’ll cancel everything and get as much of your money back as I can.
And we’ll call all the non-immediate family guests,
Dana squeaked. I think she was feeling bad that she knew I had been dumped before I did. I didn’t blame her, though. I blamed that nutfucker, Brad.
You’ll have to tell your mum and your family, but we can do the rest. What were your plans for today anyway?
Ness asked.
I held my head in my hands.
"I was meant to be going to Mum’s for dinner