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Voted “Rookie of the Year” in 1974, Zbyszko enjoyed 30 glorious years as a top draw in the wild and wacky world of professional wrestling. Attendance records were shattered when he wrestled the original “Living Legend,” Bruno Sammartino, in 1980 and achieved victory by hitting his former mentor with a chair (a rarity at the time). With that match, Zbyszko stepped out from Sammartino’s shadow and was transformed from a baby-faced hero to one of the most hated wrestlers of his time. Afterwards, Zbyszko was careful to never miss a chance to remind the wrestling world that he had become the “New Living Legend.”
Later that decade, Zbyszko wrestled former Japanese Olympic wrestler, Masa Sieto, in front of 70,000-plus fans at Japan’s Tokyodome. In the late 1990’s, he became a high-profile color commentator for the Atlanta based WCW, and would still put on his boots for special occasions. He’s credited with saving the TNT’s number one rated show, Monday Nitro, from the evil clutches of the “New World Order” and in 1998, Zbyszko’s appearance in back-to-back pay per views produced the two largest buy-rates that WCW had ever had.
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Adventures in Larryland! - Larry Zbyszko
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Where does one start when it took three decades and millions of people to make a dream come true? From loving parents, who tried their best to keep me from becoming a wrestler, to my best friend and wife, Kathleen, who, being the daughter of a famous wrestling promoter, knew better than to marry a wrestler but did so anyway.
Special thanks to a good friend and great guy, Scott Hudson, and his family, for letting me enjoy the seclusion of their mountain cabin where I disappeared for a month to write the first half of my book and for typing my manuscript which saved me about two years of suffering with my one-finger typing technique.
To young wrestlers like Chasyn Rance and Mister Saint Laurent of Team Vision who kept my enthusiasm high while finishing this book with a love and dedication to the wrestling business they will keep it alive for the next generation of fans.
I wonder sometimes what human beings would do if we didn’t have heroes — someone to set forth a challenge and give us a purpose to achieve something greater. It seems inadequate to simply say thanks to someone you can’t thank enough. To Bruno Sammartino who took me under his wing when it wasn’t popular to do so: thanks, you’ll always be my hero.
And to the millions of the wildest, craziest, and most dedicated fans on the planet without whom no wrestler’s dreams would come true. I love you all.
Foreword
by Mike Tenay
I presume the age-old cliché Work Smarter, Not Harder
has already been taken as a book title, but if not, it sure would apply to the wrestling life of Larry Zbyszko.
As an outsider, in the years before I was employed in the wrestling business, I had my opinion of Larry, the wrestler. Every time that I watched him compete in the squared circle I’d think about that cliché and marvel at his ability to get heat, to get a crowd reaction, by manipulating the fans. But what impressed me most was his method of getting that response. As I studied his mo, it became obvious that he would rather use his brains than his brawn. He would just as soon entertain by putting together a stinging monologue directed at ringsiders, whom he dubbed the spudheads,
than putting together a series of physical high spots that he would regret in his retirement years. Yes, Larry, the accomplished amateur wrestler who earned awards as a professional from the toughest critics, had outsmarted us all.
In addition to his in-ring ability, Zbyszko had earned a reputation as one of the best talkers in wrestling. His condescending interviews grew out of his most famous wrestling moment, his attack on his mentor, Bruno Sammartino, and he polished that abrasive style to perfection. So it was no surprise that Larry’s wrestling career would have a second life analyzing the action as a color commentator on TV.
When I joined the WCW announcing team, I wasn’t sure how I’d be greeted or treated. Would I be accepted into the fraternity or would I be frozen out? Would my background as a fan, writer and radio show host be looked at negatively because I wasn’t a former wrestler? From the moment I began working with Larry Zbyszko and Bobby Heenan, I realized my concerns were unfounded. I was not only treated as an equal, I was invited into their social circle. With the hectic, year-round schedule of live TV events that were broadcast from all over the world, we would often joke that we spent more time together than we did with our families and that was when I formed my opinion of Larry, the person.
I can tell you that after years of dealing with almost every big-name wrestler in the profession, their real-life personalities are as varied as their onscreen characters. You never really know what you are going to get. But in a business of roller-coaster temperaments, Larry Zbyszko is as even-keeled as it gets. And in the high-pressure environment of producing a live television show, that balance is necessary. Away from the arena, Larry is one of those individuals who attracts the attention of everyone whose path he crosses. And in the past decade-plus that I’ve spent with him, we’ve had many great experiences. You’ve seen the countless hours of televised memorable moments, but off-air is when life with Larry is really entertaining.
In addition to live televised events, we would spend hours in the studio doing voice-over work where we would announce previously taped matches. Larry would always enter the studio with a stack of lottery tickets and scratch-offs and I can recall him being so interested in hitting a payoff that we would be forced to bust the session because of his good fortune. In fact, Larry would combine gambling and wrestling by organizing a pool on the number of clotheslines that were used in each match. After deferring to my background in the Las Vegas gaming industry to come up with a total
for each match, bets were placed by announcers, cameramen and audio engineers. Larry always insisted, If Public Enemy is wrestling, bet the over!
During the commentary, Larry would openly refer to the number of clotheslines and often exclaim, That’s it . . . eleven puts it over the total,
a comment that no one watching at home had a clue about.
I can recall an Atlanta–Las Vegas flight where I was recruited by WCW producer Keith Mitchell and Dusty Rhodes to educate Larry on the casino dice game of craps. Larry was looking to expand his gambling resumé outside of blackjack and poker and he, Keith and Dusty were going to try their luck at Binion’s, one of the old school downtown casinos. Keith and Dusty clued me in that they had told Larry of the can’t miss
bet that only the locals know about . . . The $5 whoopee. Yes, as a former Nevada resident I spent the flight instructing Larry on a special wager where you holler whoopee
at the top of your lungs when tossing the dice. Can you imagine the reaction from the grizzled cigar smokers hunched around the dice table when Larry let loose with a yell?
Larry would go out of his way to tell me his secrets to surviving twenty-plus glorious years
in wrestling. One time I can remember him standing nearby when the WCW boss, Eric Bischoff, asked me to grade the previous night’s payper-view event. As I explained my grade of a 6+ on a scale of 1–10 to Bischoff, I could see the look of exasperation on the face of Zbyszko. The second that Eric walked away, Larry exclaimed, What are you doing? A six? Remember, when the boss asks . . . It’s hot . . . It’s great . . . It’s a ten!
Getting to know Larry Zbyszko as a wrestler and an announcer and, even more importantly, as a person puts him on the list of the most unforgettable characters I’ve ever met. And as you can imagine, that covers some ground. Enjoy this book that documents his life and, you know, after reading it myself I have to admit, It’s hot . . . It’s great . . . It’s a ten!
CHAPTER ONE
HUMBLE BEGINNINGS
Welcome to Larryland, the mythical residence of my alter ego, the Living Legend.
It all started more than thirty glorious years ago. I was raised as a child of the ’50s, a time when cities became suburbs and black and white television sets became standard equipment in every living room across America.
I was totally brainwashed by my childhood idols: comic book heroes like Superman, the Lone Ranger, and one of my all-time favorites, Zorro. There was no doubt in my mind that saving the helpless from injustice, thwarting evil and winding up with the beautiful damsel in distress was what life was all about. In fact, the first thing I did to my first house was put in a secret door so I could be just like Don Diego. Man, was I screwed up. Nevertheless, by the time I was twelve I knew what I was destined to become. I was going to be a hero.
When my family moved to Pittsburgh from Chicago in 1964, the future I envisioned came into perfect focus. There he was, the embodiment of everything I wanted to be: a 5′11″ 270-pound gorilla named Bruno Sammartino, who tossed bad guys into the air and crushed the life out of evil with his deadly bear hug. There was no doubt in my mind that I could achieve my childhood dream if I emulated this guy. I’d protect the weak, stop evil in its tracks and fly above the real world just like Clark Kent. That’s right, I was going to become a professional wrestler.
But being Polish, it just wasn’t going to be easy.
So, when I turned sixteen, I became a stalker. I couldn’t help it — when I found out my larger-than-life, living and breathing hero lived only two miles away, I had to drive past his house every chance I got. One day, I damn near wrecked my car. There he was in his backyard — I could see him through the hedges. I’m sure it made his day, some sixteen-year-old, pimply faced kid stumbling through his shrubbery. But that’s how it started — I trespassed into his privacy. I introduced myself, very respectfully, and for some reason he bought my dream. It really was as simple as that — Bruno’s protegé, Larry Zbyzsko, was born.
We started working out in Bruno’s basement. In between the armbars, wristlocks and lessons in psychology, we lifted weights. For three hours. We spent an hour and a half just working on the chest. Man, was Bruno strong. He once held some record for bench pressing 565½ pounds with a body weight of 265. When I started working with him he was in his early forties and had suffered numerous injuries but he was still doing 505 pounds when I hit my best bench press at 435½ pounds (while weighing 240). During one workout, after reaching our maximum weights, we put 350 pounds on the bench just to see how many reps we could do.
I did nineteen.
Bruno did twenty-four — and he was two decades older than me.
They say you never forget your first match, and they’re right.
Barely twenty-one, I was ready to go. All pumped up (without steroids), after years of amateur wrestling and martial arts, and now armed with the old school submission holds, I entered the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh and made my way to the ring like I was Bruno Sammartino himself. There I was, at the bottom of those three little steps, my stairway to heaven in the squared circle. I was a massive hunk of muscle, glowing under the lights — a killing machine. But I could hardly pick up a leg I was so nervous. I couldn’t breathe, my mouth was dry, my heart was pounding and my muscles were absolute rubber. I looked around the arena. Standing there dumbstruck in front of thousands of strangers, I realized they were all dressed while I was wearing nothing but these stupid little trunks. It felt like I was in some kind of naked-in-front-of-the-whole-world nightmare. That first trip to the ring was absolutely horrifying. But then suddenly, my opponent, Slip Mahoney
Dorso, attacked. Because of my great mentor, I subdued the wicked Dorso with two arm drags. Then I hoisted him up in the backbreaker, Bruno’s finishing hold. Dorso submitted. The fans went berserk, blowing the roof off the arena. I was victorious — in just seventeen seconds. It couldn’t have happened any other way: Bruno’s protegé had just exploded onto the scene.
Feeling the energy, the emotional outburst of thousands of people in unison, I was hooked. I began to live to pop crowds. And I was never nervous again.