The Short Course in Beer
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A book for the legions of people who are discovering that beer is a delicious, highly affordable drink that's available in an almost infinite variety. At last, a beer course for smarties.
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The Short Course in Beer
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To Spencer Hoffmann who has the virtues of both the malt and the hops.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Acknowledgements
Foreword: Why take A Short Course in Beer?
Chapter 1: So Much Depends on Beer
Chapter 2: The Taste of Beer
Chapter 3: The Question of Alcohol
Chapter 4: How is Beer Made?
Chapter 5: Enjoying Beer
Chapter 6: A Dictionary of Beer Talk
Chapter 7: A Dictionary of Beer Styles
Chapter 8: Who Makes Beer?
Afterword
Appendix A: Beer Tourism
Appendix B
Appendix C: The Reinheitsgebot
Appendix D: Recommended Reading
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Acknowledgements
Beer Heros: Dogfishhead, Victory Brewing, Bella Vista Beer Distributors, Monk’s Café, Philadelphia Brewing Company, Yards Brewery, Jim Anderson, HomesweetHomebrew, SPTR, Anchor Brewing, Allagash, Ommegang, and the entire Belgian beer-brewing nation.
Tasting Partners: Joan Adler, Peter Nyheim, Tom Peters, Philip Seitz and the Cliveden Brewers
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Foreword
Why take A Short Course in Beer?
Because it’s time to learn what much of the world already knows: beer is complex, delightful and an interesting companion to good food. There are so many people who have discovered this lately that there’s a community of beer-lovers developing that’s devoted to and knowledgeable about good beer. Perhaps it’s a coincidence, but this beer-loving community seems attached to some solid, earthy values that seem suddenly appropriate. Beer has become the drink of the energy-conscious, conservation-oriented, planet-sparing gourmet. You can raise a glass of something delicious and be on the side of the angels.
Because pleasure is a vitamin for the soul, and beer is one of the most available, affordable sources of pleasure in the world. I can, without stretching my budget, afford to drink a portion of one of the best beers in the world every single day. The same amount of money will buy a glass of fairly tolerable wine.
If you haven’t been paying attention, you might be surprised by all this: beer used to have a bad reputation in some places and it may have even earned that reputation once upon a time. How seriously could we take a drink associated with
• drunken kegger parties
• lager-crazed soccer fans
• freezing-cold tasteless liquid and
• moronic TV commercials?
For years, beer was trapped in a word-association game with the verb swill.
He savored his __ _ ? Wine!
She swilled her __ _ ? Beer!
But things have changed. Some of the most creative minds in the world of taste are brewing delicious beer and others are cooking food to complement it. Historic craft-beer traditions are being revived, and new ones are being created. Brewpubs are brewing their own beer and home brew enthusiasts are following suit. There are craft-beer festivals and beer-tasting parties. For the competitive types, there are even competitions and medals and bragging rights. Most of all, there’s a lot of startlingly delicious, beautiful beer available for your pleasure. It’s time to get in on the fun.
When you finish this book, you will
• know that beer is a truly complex and wonderful drink, worthy of your attention and a companion for the finest food
• be able to make sense of all those wonderful flavors
• know how beer is brewed and where its flavor comes from
• understand the difference between the beers that are worth your time and digestion and the ones that aren’t
• have a few thoughts about the place of alcohol in life
• appreciate the intimate relationship between beer and civilization
• know how to find and enjoy a good brew and have a laugh at the rest
• be able to speak knowledgeably about beer, whenever knowledgeable speech is appropriate
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Chapter 1
So Much Depends on Beer
When you finish this chapter, you will have
• an understanding of the connection between beer-making and one of mankind’s most important inventions
• a sense of the relationship of drunkenness and early concepts of the divine
• a healthy dislike for experiments in Prohibition
• some ideas about beer’s future
• the beginning of a sense of connoisseurship about that bubbly stuff with the head on it
Beer at its best is a philosophers’ drink: it stimulates sensitive souls to ask questions without arousing the arrogance that might lead them to easy answers.
Although we seem to have forgotten it, beer is worth your attention because it can be delightful, but it’s also worth a moment’s thought because it’s been important in the daily lives of many people and cultures for centuries.
For instance: outside of the wine growing countries of the Mediterranean, most adults in Europe drank beer all day and every day. Both water and milk were potentially dangerous. Beer and wine were both purified as they were made. So up until the seventeenth century, European people—men, women and children—drank some alcoholic beverage: wine, cider or beer. They woke up with it and they went to bed with it. These drinks didn’t contain as much alcohol as modern wines and beers, but everyone—mom, dad, the kids, the priest and the king—consumed alcohol all the time.
Consider that life spans were short and that society was patriarchal. That meant that most of the world’s business was run by relatively young men who had a bit of a buzz on. In that light, does European history start to make a bit more sense? Does it help you understand bizarre events like the Crusades or the Hundred Years War? If the crew of folks who surrounded you at the pub last night had been in charge, would things have been any different?
Press the rewind button; more questions. When the first agriculturalists settled down to tend and harvest cereals, were they interested in baking bread or in brewing beer? Did the shift from home brewing to industrial production of beer change the economic rôle of women in European society?
Or try this: Does the prevalence of cheap, industrial beer indicate a decline in taste in Western society? Does it point to the primacy of price in consumer decision-making?
Let’s take a look at some of the ways that simple beer connects us to the big questions.
Bread, Grain and the Real Staff of Life
Everyone who looks at human history is eventually impressed by the presence of certain milestone events. These are the inventions, occurrences, conceptions and arrangements that make human life forever different. I’m not talking about the millions of ordinary changes that occur to humankind in the course of a year. Instead, I’m referring to really fundamental changes, things that alter the way we relate to one another and the way we see ourselves and the universe.
Printers and their ilk, for instance, are impressed by Gutenberg’s invention of moveable type and see it as world-changing. Similar claims are made for the integrated circuit, Marconi’s wireless, universal public education and free libraries. Political scientists, historians and journalists like to point to the events of 1776 and 1789 in Philadelphia. Engineers and economists like to cite the Industrial Revolution; other scholars like the opposable thumb and forefinger or the invention of the Pill.
From the perspective of daily life, the most fundamental, revolutionary change was the shift from food gathering to food production. For most of our history we were, like other animals, food-finders. We searched for something to eat and then picked it or killed it. At some point in our history, perhaps relying on observations of the natural life cycle of grain-bearing plants, some humans became food-cultivators or farmers. For years, pre-historians have insisted that the turn to farming was led by a desire for bread. It is just as likely that it was prompted by the love of beer.
The evidence suggests that the first food we cultivated was a grain, a grass-like plant that bore edible seeds. The seeds of grasses are wonderfully nutritious, even though they require some work to make them palatable. Each seed contains a tiny proteinaceous plant embryo and the carbohydrates and fats necessary to sustain the embryo until it can produce its own food.
It would have been a simple step from observing the relationship of this year’s seeds to next year’s plants and seeds to helping that relationship along. This new kind of food cultivation had tremendous advantages. By planting and harvesting, you could predict when food would be available and you knew exactly where to find it. The awful periods of starvation that could result from a scarcity of game were a thing of the past. Not only that, but you could produce a lot more calories from farming a small plot of ground than you could extract by hunting and gathering on it. That meant that families didn’t have to disperse in order to insure that at least some of them got food.
In fact, it now made sense for at least some members of a group to remain in one place for large parts of the year. Crops were more productive when they were attended and, of course, early farmers wanted to protect their food supply from being harvested by other animals or other men.
The tendency of early food-planters to stay in one place set in motion the chain of events that led to cities and civilization. (The word civilization
has at its root a Latin word for city.
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Grains like wheat and barley aren’t edible in their raw state: try chewing on a handful of barley from the local health food store and you’ll see the problem immediately. Along with cultivation, other technologies emerged or were refined to make grain into human feed. The first grains were probably cooked by parching on a fire-heated rock, but it’s not long after true farming begins that fired-clay techniques first develop into the manufacturing of pottery vessels for storing grain and cooking it in water to make a porridge, and the construction of ovens for baking it into true bread.
But the starch load of grain isn’t the only nutrition it has to offer. Grain that’s been allowed to sprout creates a family of enzymes that—among other things—break those starches down into fermentable sugars. With the help of airborne, ubiquitous yeast, the porridge maker is already on her way to being a brewer. We’ll see in chapter 4 just how easy this process is.
The mechanics of this were unknown until the 19th century, when Louis Pasteur discovered the existence of tiny one-celled plants that were at the heart of the fermentation process:
Many varieties of these cellular plants exist, each giving rise to its own particular fermentation. The principal products of these various fermentations, although resembling each other in their nature, differ in their relative proportions and in the accessory substances that accompany them, a fact which alone is sufficient to account for wide differences in the quality and commercial value of alcoholic beverages. —Louis Pasteur, The Physiological Theory of Fermentation 1876
All this brewing and baking permitted and encouraged other crafts. Farmers are more efficient than hunters. They produce a lot more food than they consume, so some of their fellow citizens were freed from food making to do other things. The person with a flair for making pots became a full-time potter. The strong but inexpert farmer found employment as a watchman who guarded the fields. Surplus food permitted and encouraged religious and political organization as farmers prayed for good crops and organized armies to defend them. Priests, and then kings appear. Children who were not physically able to hunt could be supported rather than abandoned, and so intellectual and artistic roles became available to play just as there were people to play them.
Civilization requires taxes and records, which in turn led to writing and mathematics and of course to scribes, poets and accountants. The earliest written records are documents involving grain transactions, and these are followed quickly by hymns and recipes.
This big change in human life brought some problems with it. Farming is an early instance of betting everything on a single game. A society that depends on the usually reliable grain crop could be destroyed and dispersed by a single year’s crop failure: a peasant farmer is never truly far from starvation. Furthermore, grain, while nutritious, is not a complete food. Meat proteins have all the amino acids that we humans need: grain lacks some of them. The observation that mankind does not live by bread alone is literally as well as spiritually true.
In order to complete the transition to farming, three more problems had to be addressed. Every successful civilization has come up with a solution to all three. The first was the cultivation of a legume, a bean whose protein complemented that in the grain and combined to give humans the protein that they needed. In the Middle East, lentils supplemented wheat and barley; in Asia rice was complemented by millet. In the New World, beans were trained to grow up the stalks of maize (corn).
The second problem was how to keep these stay-at-home farmers from fouling their water supply with waste products. Human and animal waste finds its way into the ground water and contaminates wells. A single sick person can infect everybody by infecting their water with pathogens from feces and urine, and people crowded together are more vulnerable to epidemics than widely scattered hunting bands.
The third part of this grand transition was the abandonment of hunting. Contrary to popular thinking, early man got only a small proportion of his total diet from hunting (most of it came from gathering plants and scavenging the kills of other, more formidable hunters). Hunting and farming are not entirely compatible activities, and the increasingly complex social organization of farmers made the runaway nature of hunting less desirable: you can’t have folks going off hunting at critical times in the crop cycle.
But the animal protein that hunting provided was especially well suited to human nutritional needs, and the experience of organizing groups to carry out the hunt was and remains intrinsically satisfying. Some people even think that the language skills, social organization and tool manipulation of the hunt are perfect little encapsulations of the skills that first made us human.
The brewing of beer accelerated the last two changes: making the water safe to drink and making home seem sweet indeed. The preparation of beer starts with soaking grain in water at sanitizing temperatures; the beer supply can be safe even when the water it’s made from is not. Furthermore the pleasant intoxication and elation that beer provided may have been more of an incentive to settle down than the dull steadiness of bread. It should be no surprise that ex-hunters like a beer or two. For a more sophisticated version of this story, see the article by Sol Katz and Mary Voight at http://www.shortcourseinbeer.com/ch1
We are still piecing together the story of our conversion from hunting to agriculture. The archaeologists bring in new pieces from the past all the time. Beer stone, for instance, is a folksy name for calcium oxalate, a precipitate found in the bottom of beer-fermenting and storage vessels. It was the presence of beer stone that enabled Patrick McGovern of the University of Pennsylvania to identify a Mesopotamian pottery fragment from some six thousand years ago as coming from a beer jug.
The early notion that we settled down for bread alone was encouraged by Victorians, who were notoriously uncomfortable with their own jollity. They were also unaware of the nature of the chemical residue or beer