As the Tables Turn: Biography of a Bistro
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As the Tables Turn, is a riotous chronicle of a real-life "Cheers," a neighborhood bar and restaurant opened by a "den mother" from the suburbs without a jot of restaurant experience in a "white elephant" location (so wrote the Columbus Dispatch). But Sue Doody's Lindey's endured the years of "too many chefs"; of too few tables to make ends meet; of waiters "who served more attitude than food"; of zoning nightmares, parking fiascos, cursed equipment failures, and each new manager's valiant innovations (a roving accordionist? peacocks in the courtyard? flaming desserts in a historic landmark with wooden floors?). More than 30 years later, Lindey's remains one of the most popular, inventive, and profitable bistros in the nation.
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As the Tables Turn - Sue Doody
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AS THE TABLES TURN
What Can We Start You Off With?
The Book That Only Took Me 25 Years to Write: an introduction by Sue Doody
A Number of Things About Lindey’s: Let’s Start with the Facts
What’s Made Lindey’s Lindey’s for 25 Years—and Counting
Chapter 1: Open House From Sue’s House to Lindey’s Opening
Before There Was Lindey’s, There Was Hope: Sue’s Culinary Beginnings
Lindey’s First Few Years: Diary of a Madhouse
A Number of Things About Lindey’s: The Early Years
Chapter 2: Front of the House Stories of Hosting, Serving & Dining
The Hostess with the Mostest: Stories from the Center of the Storm
Turning the Tables: By the Numbers
Oh, We’re Good Friends of the Owner: That, and a Quarter, Won’t Even Get You a Cup of Coffee
The Guest is Always Right...With a Few Exceptions
Staff Lounge: The Life of a Server
Profiles in Service: The Remarkable Bob
What Were They Thinking?
Had We Only Known…
Spectacular Spills and Other Restaurant Spectacles
Tipping Points: Gratitude v. Gratuity
How to Tell if You’re a Lindey’s Regular
Lindey’s Dress Code Decoded, or, Let the Fur Fly
Profile: Skip and Cherie, Lindey’s Most Original Couple
Live at Lindey’s: Our Colorful Community
Big Stars, Little Stars, and Even One Tiny Star at Lindey’s
Chapter 3: On the House The Bar as DMZ
Keeping Tabs: Bar Tendencies at Lindey’s
Our Li’l Place in the History of Libations
A Few Toasts from the Regulars’ Drink Menu
Chapter 4: Back of the House Cooking, Managing & Keeping the Kitchen Running
Notes from the Back of the House: From the Managers’ Journals
It’s the Little Things that Cost: Try, Try, Try (Everyone’s Patience) Again
Profile: Ross Hall, One of Our Best
As the Tablecloths Turn: A Short History of Lindey’s Linens
Everyone’s a Critic: It’s the Rare Guest Who’s Being Paid to Complain
Something to Celebrate: A Year of Special Events at Lindey’s
Profiles in Courage...and Heels: Shelia Wiley
Too Many Chefs Spoil the Joke: Cooking up a Storm
The Dumb-and-Dumber-Waiter: Mechanics of a Mishap
Hot Enough For You? Temperature Tantrums
Salmon Chanted Evening: Spawning a Quarter Century
Can We Get You Anything Else to Send Back to the Kitchen? 25 Years of Extra-Special Requests at Lindey’s
We’ve Got Some Explaining to Do: Mistakes that Made it Onto the Menu
Chapter 5: Out of the House Drama in the Neighborhood
A Brief History of Lindey’s, the Building
At the Corner of Beck and Mohawk: Lindey’s Neighborhood
Valet Tales and Other Tours of Doody
Will That Be All? An Appendix With Toasts
Lindey’s Fiftieth by the Numbers
Lindey’s Offspring: Bravo!, Brio, Bon Vie, PIADA, and Cedar Creek Grille
About the Authors
The Recipes
Sue’s Pasta Primavera, 1981
Overglazed Onion Soup
Lindey’s Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Post Mortem (Palm-Beach-Comes-to-German-Village Brownies)
Our 25-Years-and-Counting House Salad
Lindey’s House Vinaigrette
Lindey’s Original Crab Cakes with Creole Mustard Sauce
Hunan Barbecued Pork Chops
Lindey’s Legendary Shrimp & Angel Hair Pasta
Elevator Cake
Nut-Crusted Chicken Salad
Milk-Chocolate-and-Orange Crème Brûlée
Butterscotch Crème Brûlée
Lindey’s Cocktails
THE BOOK THAT ONLY TOOK ME 25 YEARS TO WRITE
AN INTRODUCTION BY SUE DOODY
I STARTED THIS BOOK 26 YEARS AGO when the dreamy and somewhat daft notion of owning a restaurant began to take shape in my mind. Friends remember me rambling on about my book
for decades, which I knew I wanted to call As the Tables Turn, almost from the moment we began to turn a profit at Lindey’s. In fact, two decades ago, my managers bought me a portable tape recorder, because I was always saying to Steve and Freddie and Biff that, one day, I would have to write a book about all the crazy things that have happened in this restaurant, if only because no one would ever believe it. I can’t remember actually speaking anything into the tape recorder…and who knows how many memorable moments will go unremembered. But so much has lived on in memories: mine, my staff’s, my guests’.
But it finally occurred to me, as I entered my eighth decade, that the only way I was going to run a restaurant and write this book was to approach my friend Michael, who’d written so many books that I’d enjoyed over the years. I can’t remember, but the first time we met may have been when Michael won Lindey’s inaugural Starving Artist Competition for a menu design. It’s an illustration of our bar that has signified Lindey’s for more than a decade, even after we stopped using other local artists’ designs.
Or it may have been when he was literary director at the Thurber House, and I was asked, as a notable community member, to read a chapter from his first collection of James Thurber’s uncollected work. He introduced the readers—I was to read first—by offering thanks to various people, and referred to the New York Times reviewer who snidely suggested that Michael’s acknowledgments page rivaled Robert Fulghum’s for squishiness.
And then I came to the podium, smiled warmly and announced to the crowd, Oh, Michael, we all love your swishiness.
This produced considerable laughter, and it was only afterward, that I learned of my mistake.
It’s also true that Michael’s dear friend Mark Svede, an art historian, worked at Lindey’s for more than six years. (You’ll see his witty contributions throughout our book.) So we’ve been warming up for this collaboration for many years.
When Michael and I started this book, we considered a few directions. Was this to be a memoir by or a biography about a divorced mother of four, an Upper Arlington den mother
(according to a feature story in the Columbus Dispatch) without a jot of restaurant or business experience who, within the space of a few years, would become a very successful restaurateur who’d receive the region’s Entrepreneur of the Year Award by Ernst and Young, and whose business has consistently been among the highest grossing restaurants in the area?
Or was this to be a 100-year chronicle about a saloon-turned-restaurant located in one of the nation’s only privately funded historic neighborhoods, and its evolution through Prohibition, the Depression, World War II, the blight of urban renewal,
and a succession of failed businesses that preceded it?
Or was this a business book about the strategic ideas of one family who grew a single restaurant into the largest chain—60 restaurants as of this writing, with ambitious projections for the coming years—of family-owned, white-tablecloth restaurants in the country?
Finally, we realized that what attracted us both to this undertaking was the very thing that has attracted guests to Lindey’s for 25 years: the people. Our regular crowd. Our longtime servers. Our hysterical, eclectic, beloved community. And so we decided to create an oral history of this place using the voices of guests, chefs, servers, neighborhood regulars— and, of course, my own voice and those of family members.
I can’t guess how many people Michael contacted for this book, how many joined him over the phone lines or across a table at Lindey’s, how many reluctantly begged off (it’s one thing to share stories of your youthful or not-so-youthful indiscretions over a glass of wine, and it’s another to share them in order to have them printed in a hardcover book). But I do know we have many generous contributors to whom we owe our continuing gratitude.
One day, having reviewed a nearly completed draft, I asked Michael, "Why do you think all these things happened here, at my restaurant, instead of at other restaurants? And without skipping a beat, he replied,
Because for years, people have known they can get away with murder here, and no one ever presses charges."
I laughed over that remark, as I laughed over so many stories in this book that I had no idea had taken place right under my nose at Lindey’s! Along with what must total some half million meals and hundreds of thousands of delighted guests, there’s a shocking amount of shenanigans, tomfoolery, inebriation, theft, indecency—to say nothing of a giddy quotient of rudeness, arrogance, ineptitude, indignation, and smartass remarks that seemed to be, like salt and pepper, just part of Lindey’s seasoning.
Or perhaps those are just the oddities that make for stories: those instances when the restaurant experienced a hiccup (or maybe it’s a knowing wink) in the performance that guests perceive as beautifully orchestrated and the staff perceives as breakneck and hectic.
But later, I reconsidered Michael’s observation about Lindey’s not pressing charges
: Had I wittingly or unwittingly condoned or even encouraged the crazy, campy, quirky behaviors you’ll read about in these pages? I knew that my innocence—or call it my learning curve
—meant that I did trust the talented people we hired. I did expect people to return my trust, too. And that extended to the guests as well as the staff. I also know that, from the start, I always wanted to do whatever was possible to accommodate guests, prepare them any meal we could, regardless of what the menu offers.
I also realize that a restaurant in a crowded, affluent neighborhood, within walking distance for many people, means that familiarity encourages a certain privilege, that can swell into pushiness.
I remember, one recent evening, my general manager Rebecca Holder came to me. Last night, a lady with four dinner companions came in, pointed to an empty table by the window and announced that she wanted to sit there. At Table 30.
Now the guest’s choice was a square table that seats four. Or three. Or two. Or one. It cannot seat five. It does not have hidden leaves that fold up to make a big circular table. And even though accommodating whims, wants, and whatever is part of what has made Lindey’s Lindey’s, incidents such as this make us wonder. Rebecca explained to the woman how Table 30, wedged between another table and the stairs to the second floor, is especially challenging, right in a traffic pattern, and just can’t seat more than four. But not only did our guest insist, but she insisted on throwing a fit in front of a crowded room. I can’t believe you’re not going to take care of me!
she nearly shouted.
So, at last, Rebecca sent two servers to get Table 60 from the third dining room, which meant removing the table settings, folding up the table, carrying it out the back door, walking it up the street, around the block to the front of the restaurant, and wedging it in through the emergency door. Meanwhile, another pair of servers broke down Table 30, and carried it out the exit, walked it around the block, wedging it through the back door and into the third dining room where Table 60 had been. And then both tables had to be reset. And this is during a busy evening, when all the servers had full stations of other guests.
Finally, after the party of five left (and, as far as I can tell, never came again, thank you very much), both tables had to go through the same breaking down and setting up again. Rebecca and I had to think hard about ever doing that again. What were they thinking? And more importantly, what were we thinking?
In the following pages, we’ve hoped to create a portrait of a living, breathing, ever-evolving bistro whose identity is as much the community’s impression as the management’s intentions. Whether or not you’ve ever dined with us at Lindey’s, I’m certain you can imagine these pages hosted
at whatever restaurant you frequent. If you’ve ever worked as a server or bartender, you’re bound to identify with many of the spectacles, spills, and spirited exchanges. If you’ve ever fancied starting a restaurant, or any business for that matter, this loose ledger of our experience might persuade you that that time is now, or, perhaps, never.
In every case, I hope that that these pages make you feel warmly invited and welcomed to that generous communion of splendid foods, raised glasses, and convivial friends.
A NUMBER OF THINGS ABOUT LINDEY’S
LET’S START WITH THE FACTS
AVERAGING DATA from the last few years at Lindey’s, we can report the following figures with the degree of accuracy we’ve come to expect from statistics. (That is, they’re the best we can manage with the spotty information we’ve got.) Each number reflects a year’s worth of one thing or another at our one original restaurant when not otherwise specified.
Reservations taken: 45,990
Guests served: 136,596
Guest checks: 63,889
Total dining room capacity, not including party rooms: 160
People that can fit into the entire restaurant, including terrace, patio, and party rooms, but still not including folks waiting at the bar for a seat: 350
Dollars of meals comped: 3,396
Hours worked by employees: 115,610
Overtime hours worked: 1,272
Waitstaff working a busy night, including the outside terrace and courtyard (15 servers, 5 bussers, 3 hots, 4 bartenders, 4 food runners— not counting any banquet staff for the party rooms): 45
Cars valet-parked on a busy night: 150
Regrettable time that a valet backed one Porsche 911 into another Porsche 911: 1
Days after the above accident that it took for Lindey’s to move to a different insurance company: 1
Chefs on duty each night (not including line cooks): 3
Skillets used during a typical Saturday night’s dinners: 260
Days out of 365 that Lindey’s closes: 5
Number of dishes sent back to the kitchen by guests in one year: 312
Number of dishes sent back to the kitchen by one very special guest in one year: 56
Most times a piece of meat was recooked until it was well-done enough for the guest: 3
Time the chef served pizza with a topping of leftover pasta for the staff meal: 1
Seconds of patience the chef has on a busy night when a ticket pops up for a table of seven that reads see server first
for special instructions: 1
Birthdays celebrated, although many go undisclosed and don’t allow us to bring a dessert: 1,666*
* We do not embarrass guests with an obligatory singing of Happy Birthday
or other song of our own invention, which we have found offsets some of the disappointment.
Soup tureens broken and replaced: 200
White wine glasses broken and replaced: 1,600
Martini glasses broken and replaced: 400
Cups of coffee served: 24,044
Glasses of soft drinks served: 13,022
Beers served (Bud Lite being the most popular): 23,210
Cocktails served (currently, the Cosmopolitan is #1, with Grey Goose being our most requested vodka): 122,783
Percentage of Maraschino cherry garnishes that go uneaten: 50
Bottles of wine served (Sketchbook Cabernet and Torre de Luna Pinot Grigio being the top sellers in the red and white lists): 11,821
Bottles of champagne served: 889
Number of those champagne bottles uncorked on New Year’s Eve: 82
Cups of heavy cream: 24,000
Sticks of butter: 3,250*
*On the subject of butter, we have two things to report. First, we have a separate budget for the front of the house (that is, the butter served with bread). This number just reflects the butter we use in the kitchen. As for bread service, you might be amused to know that over the years, we’ve tried several ways of serving butter. We’ve rolled it into striped balls, but the balls would stick together as they neared room temperature, or roll off the plates if they were too cold, or scoot out from under a guest’s slicing knife.
We’ve whipped it, then patted it into small ramekins, topped with a paper shield…but the paper was always greasy, a nuisance to clear from the table, and the ramekins trapped butter bits and weren’t always clean when they emerged from the dishwasher.
We’ve sliced thick square wedges from one-pound blocks and placed them, overlapping, on butter plates…but on busy nights, the dishwasher could barely keep up, so we’d be putting butter on plates that were still warm from the drying, and servers would manage to get the butter to the table in a solid form, but by the time the butter was passed around the table, the plate would be holding a pool of clarified butter.
We have never, for all our continuing attempts to improve our bread service, served puddles of olive oil in a saucer.
Pounds of beef tenderloin: 9,301
Pounds of Idaho potatoes: 33,800
Pounds of Yukon gold potatoes: 9,650
Pounds of fingerling potatoes: 2,125
Total tater tonnage: 22 3/4
Longest number of years that a single banquet server (Allen Jones) has worked at Lindey’s: 16
Average number of ties a full-time employee throws out because of spills, stains, and snags incurred in the line of work: 10
Miles walked by one manager: 416
Times a married manager is presented with a flattering, tempting opportunity
in the line of work even though his wife would kill him if he so much as flirted with the possibility (about half each from men and from women): 12
Most crab cakes served in 45 minutes (at a wine tasting in 2005): 800
Parties hosted at Lindey’s: 1,007
Number of times we converted the Promo West Pavilion into a 4-star restaurant for a wedding reception and then tore it all down after the meal so that the guests could rock out to Grand Funk Railroad: 1
Number of times we’d do that again: 0
Number of shoes left after a wedding reception: 1
Number of years in a row the U-Haul truck broke down or ran out of gas for the Rosemount Center Skeet Shooting Event: 2
Service calls to repair kitchen equipment: 104
Number of karaoke songs one should sing at a corporate holiday party at Lindey’s: 0
Rank of German Village of all Columbus tourist destinations: 1
WHAT MADE LINDEY’S LINDEY’S FOR 25 YEARS—AND COUNTING
GREAT RESTAURANTS, LIKE GREAT WINES, age beautifully: they mature, growing complex and balanced, with a great structure, refined tannins, and jammy notes of prune, kid-skin gloves, Chinese five-spice powder, and Twizzlers. Good restaurants, like good wines, need to be drunk within a few years or they lose their color, character, and identifying features. And trendy restaurants are more like a Beaujolais Nouveau, meant to be drunk in the year of their creation by people who think it’s cool that a 10-letter word can have six vowels. Awesome.
Lindey’s is among a handful of longstanding fine-dining restaurants in Columbus— perhaps the only one in recent years—that’s never changed hands, names, or concepts for a quarter of a century.
How to account for this longevity is, in some ways, the subject of this entire book. Surely there’s no single answer, but rather a complicated mix of reasons that includes its unique location in a historic neighborhood, the ingenuity and ingenuousness of the proprietor, the wild personalities of its employees and frequent guests, the chefs’ creativity and crankiness—there are probably more factors than we can even acknowledge.
But by way of an introduction, we’ve gathered some testimonials from regular guests, staff, and community members. Think of it as a chorus of silver anniversary cheers.
Andrea Cambern, news anchor at WBNS: My husband Brett and I moved to Columbus from Phoenix in 1991. Channel 10 flew me out for an interview and took me to lunch at Lindey’s. Brett and I knew nothing about the city. We knew Columbus was the state capital and home to the OSU Buckeyes. Period. So my first introduction to the city was Lindey’s and German Village. It was a perfect fall day, crisp air, leaves crunching under your feet—there’s nothing like it in Arizona!—to say nothing of the quaintness of the old homes that comprised the neighborhood. Where I’d come from there’s nothing older than your oldest pair of shoes!
And then we entered the restaurant: such a contrast! Lindey’s is all hustle and bustle inside, a crowd of handsomely dressed people in suits or business attire! You could feel the business buzz. Such a change from my hometown, a resort town, where everyone wears flip-flops.
We had a lovely lunch from start to finish, and the interview went very well. As I walked past the houses and cobblestone streets, I couldn’t wait to get to the phone and call Brett— we were engaged then. Brett, if I get this job, I know exactly where we’re living.
And we’ve been coming to Lindey’s from a home in German Village for 15 years.
Diane Warren, proprietor of Katzinger’s Deli, and a onetime server at Lindey’s: I was preparing to work a small catered party upstairs and, for some reason, Sue was setting up with me. We were putting doilies on plates. I wasn’t paying much attention and I put one upside down. (Frankly, I didn’t even realize a doily had sides.) Sue, with those eagle eyes, caught it right away. She turned the doily over and said, Ninety-nine percent of the public will never notice that. We’re doing it correctly for the one percent who will.
I cannot tell you the number of times I have repeated that to my staff at Katzinger’s. It was an extraordinarily simple standard, and I always credit Sue for it.
She so clearly defined Lindey’s that, coming onto 25 years, the restaurant still has an unmistakable identity. During the time I worked there, Sue acted more like a wonderful hostess than an owner, and she had that knack of making people want to be noticed by her. She worked the restaurant every night, walking through the dining room, saying hello and pouring coffee. Whatever else she did behind the scenes (behind my scene as a server, anyway), I don’t know, other than fretting neurotically about new restaurants. Over the next few years, I know she worried as the Fifty-Five Group opened each new restaurant; huge restaurants were opening in the new Brewery District, and her own chef Kent Rigsby launched his own restaurant in the Short North. Sue was always looking over her shoulder, worrying that her business might dip in the short run, but hoping that soon her guests would be coming on home.
A few months after we opened Katzinger’s and I felt certain that I’d made the biggest financial mistake of my life and that we’d never do enough business to stay in business, I stopped at Lindey’s on my way home. Sue asked me about the deli, and I told her my tale of new business woes. She laughed and told me she went through the same thing when Lindey’s opened. There were nights we didn’t even do 40 covers. The first night that we managed over 60, we had a party to celebrate.
Seeing the kind of business Lindey’s was doing then—after just two years—made me feel like maybe the deli would be okay after all. This year, we’re celebrating our own 22nd anniversary.
OVERHEARD AT LINDEY’S
Server Nicole (speaking to manager Freddie Cortez at the end of her shift): Freddie, I’m done. I need my report run.
Freddie: Oh, Nicole, steaks are done. People are finished.
Ric Wanetic and David Hagans: Since David and I lived down the street, there were days we had breakfast, lunch, and dinner at Lindey’s. If we ever invited someone to come for dinner,
they knew it meant dinner at Lindey’s, at Table 30. (God forbid we’d ever have to cook.)
Some mornings, I’d have my breakfast meeting, and Al Deitzel, who also considered Lindey’s his branch office, would be having his, and then we’d have a lunch meeting together. Or we’d both be doing some diet craze together. I remember times when Sharon and Al, Cookie and Victor, Ellen Gruber, and David and I would all go to a calisthenics class with Mary Majors, right downtown, and do an hour in our sweats—this really was the start of the gym routines— and then shower and dress, and meet up at Lindey’s for beers and rich dinners. And, most importantly, we’d all feel very good about the total experience.
Wine purveyor Dan Frey: When Lindey’s opened, restaurants at that time either had house wines—jug wines in red, white, and maybe rosé—or they had a leather notebook of cellar selections that were too intimidating for anyone but a genuine aficionado. (L’Armagnac, the Top, the Wine Cellar, and the Worthington Inn fit into that second category.) I think Lindey’s was among the first three restaurants in the area to pour a variety of wines by the glass. Our whole concept was to have a bistro, and a bistro’s wine list. We had wines exclusive to Lindey’s. We had some reasonably priced wines that were made 30 yards away from the best vineyards in France—over the tracks,
as Chris Doody would say—that allowed us to provide great varietals at a fraction of the price. And from the outset, Sue wanted her staff to be able to say a wine and recommend it with a certain dish, So then all a guest had to do was nod, or say ‘that sounds good,’ and not have to choose or pronounce the wine.
Ian Brown: At the time, I was working at Bravo!, and my friend Pat Granzier (who’d started as a busboy, then became a server, a manager, and then the general manager of a Brio restaurant) was working at Lindey’s. We did business with a man named Joe Koran, from U.S. Food out of Cincinnati. One day, speaking with Pat on the phone, I could hear Joe’s voice in the background. Joe should have been a radio announcer; he had a powerful, but sweet, voice.
You need any toilet paper?
Pat asks me.
What? Did you order too much or something?
I reply.
No, but Joe just brought over my order, and the quality…well, it’s good enough for someone who eats at Bravo!, but people who eat at Lindey’s need cushier toilet paper.
That’s the funny thing about this job: at some point, you come to actually believe what you’re saying.
Chef Jack Cory: Sue is the catalyst that drives this restaurant and all the people around her. She exemplifies deep-rooted strength. You go back to Columbus’s top 10
lists over the last 25 years, and most of the other restaurants are gone now. But there is Lindey’s. Every year. No matter which chef was in the kitchen at Lindey’s, they were always second, in the minds of the guests, to their delight at being in Sue’s restaurant. They came to see her. To be here.
Michael Mizenko: The flirty, fun, noisy front room with fresh flowers and real palm trees and all the handsome waiters with the green ties and white shirts and long white aprons— the whole place was just good-looking. My partner and I met there—he came out to meet my Dalmatian whom I liked to parade in front of the window on our last walk of the night. We also celebrated our anniversary, which was New Year’s Eve, for years at Lindey’s, and all the servers would gather around us to sing happy anniversary. I don’t know if there was another restaurant in town where that could have happened. Lindey’s was always welcoming that way.
Susan Sparling, manager at Bon Vie, Michigan: When I was the Columbus Bon Vie manager, I visited most of the tables each day, and once, a rather older woman said to me, You know, I know Sue Doody.
Oh, you do?
I replied. Many, many people know Sue, and many people consider that knowledge a reason for special treatment (which is, incidentally, what we like to give every guest).
Yes, I was there on the day she announced to her gourmet group that she was going to start a restaurant. So we were some of her first customers…
People take such pride in having known Sue or Lindey’s in those early years. They love having been there when it all began. Lindey’s has that magical force. Somehow, Sue got the city of Columbus to believe they were enjoying the privileges of a country club just by coming to her restaurant. The attitude has always been that you don’t have to be overly dressed or at a stuffy occasion to be at Lindey’s. You can be as bold and colorful as the paintings on the wall.
Sue: One evening, the dining room is filled and everyone is table-hopping, maybe a little more than usual—but not too much more. People are pulling up chairs and buying drinks for one another—and they’re talking and laughing among all the tables. And one of the regulars comes in for dinner, and on her way out, she says to me, Sue, I didn’t realize you rented out the front room for private parties?
Oh, we never do,
I replied, but I certainly understood how she’d get that impression.
Ian Brown, general manager of Lindey’s in 2004: When I joined Lindey’s, I experienced nothing shy of an onslaught of the funniest folks I’d ever met. For those servers, work was an outlet for their craziness. I guess the idea was, if you surround yourself with peers who are as screwy as you are, then you all can spend most nights taking care of other people— I don’t know: there must be something therapeutic that happens during those shifts!
Susan and Jim Lynch: Before we moved, for two decades, Lindey’s was like our second living room.
Cookbook author and columnist Betty Rosbottom: Lindey’s has a great feeling. The moment you walk in, you see that long copper bar, so incredibly warm, and there’s no bad table in the entire place. And in 1981, Sue brought fresh fish, which was hardly common in Columbus. She featured a lamb dish, which Columbus usually didn’t go for. Her menu included items that reflected the Italian wave of the ’70s and ’80s, as well as a few Cajun dishes (popularized by Paul Prudhomme), which were all the rage. Basically, Lindey’s selected exactly what American diners were getting excited about.
Restaurant reviewer and attorney John Marshall: My first review of Lindey’s, maybe 15 years ago, began with an evening of 12 family members gathered around two tables pushed together. We carried on until quite late, ordering at least three quarters of Lindey’s menu (partly at my insistence that everyone eat something different). I remember having the waiter keep the wines on a separate check from the food so that the magazine wouldn’t see how much alcohol we’d consumed. I came back a second and a third time before writing my review, but my stepmother’s impression of her first meal there was the most telling: she thought it was the most elegant meal she’d ever had, and still does. The pinnacle of gastronomy! Oysters on the half shell, Caesar salad, and lamb chops!
Around 1992, in Columbus, at least, Lindey’s just about summed up what people wanted in the way of a great meal.
Bartender Eddie Meecham: Lindey’s had such an edge. We had a dual-deck cassette player up front, and the staff supplied the music. The dining room had an eclectic mix depending on the night and who was serving: the Pretenders one hour and Prokofiev the next. And the staff matched with the clientele. Everyone in that place had a favorite waiter. And a favorite table. And they felt perfectly comfortable asking for both. And just like water seeks its own level, there were some guests who only liked the handsome, elegant waiters; some who only wanted the witty young women; and some who preferred to camp it up, night after night, with the flamboyant servers. In one dining room, you had Columbus’s most wealthy alongside folks who considered the neighborhood home. You had hip, professional blacks and the nelly queens, beautiful single men looking for a date and stylish women executives networking after hours. Honestly, I don’t think there was another place in town where you’d have that comfortable mix.
You’ve Got to Be Kidding
Another of Sue’s remarkable qualities is her kid-ability. I don’t know if I invited it, or simply don’t mind it, but the staff has always liked to imitate my voice, and my favorite expressions,
Sue admits. I take it as a sign of being family.
Chef Tom Johnson: I remember featuring Apple Pan Doody
as a special one evening (basically recreating Jacques Pepin’s recipe for apple pan dowdy—sliced apples, sugar, and brioche). I put it on the specials sheet on the menu and not only was Sue not amused, but the dish didn’t sell either. (Maybe if the dish had sold, she wouldn’t have minded my punning!)
Manager Steve Gifford: One day, Sue smashed her finger in the safe door. And broke it. And although everyone was actually concerned about her, the incident quickly devolved into people kidding about how she hurt her finger counting her money.
Banquet manager Stephanie Wright: What I loved about working with Sue was that her quirkiness was right there alongside her professionalism and smarts and generosity. I learned everything I know about business from her. I cherished the time we spent together. But there were also so many funny things I’ll never forget. How Sue called me every morning on her way to work. Her drive was never more than 15 minutes, but she always called on the way to say she was on her way.
And then she had—and maybe still has—a huge concern about 10-dollar bills. How did we do last night? Did we have enough tens?
Be sure to ask for extra tens at the bank.
I gather 10-dollar bills had been her bugaboo for years. All three banks
in the restaurant start with $300. That’s three cash drawers, and I can still hear her saying, We need three packs of tens, two packs of fives, two packs of ones, and a roll of each coin.
And if it wasn’t right, Sue would take it all out and make sure everything was right.
I tried to tell a new manager, Look, this may seem like a really small thing, but if you can get the banks to always look just like this, Sue is going to feel confident about you. Otherwise, she’ll be saying to me,
Hon, what’s wrong with him? Can’t he get the tens in here? We don’t need twenties!"
Remember the era when Married…with Children was popular, City Center had just been built, and nighttime soap operas like Dynasty were keeping people home at night? It was during that period that our charming, talented, and unbelievably vain host, manager, and server, Freddie Cortez,