Hollywood Assassin: A Hollywood Alphabet Series Thriller
By MZ Kelly
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HOLLYWOOD ASSASSIN: A Hollywood Alphabet Series Thriller
Things could be worse for LAPD Detective, Kate Sexton. Okay, so her ex-husband cheated on her and the DVD of his indiscretions made the rounds of the entire department, she's broke and living above an appliance store with her canine partner, Bernie, who is a sexual predator, her British friend, Natalie, has a vocabulary that would make Howard Stern blush, and her mother is hallucinating about having sex with a dead president.
But things could get worse, like Kate could be stalked by a sadistic serial killer while she tries to solve a thirty year-old murder and save the life and reputation of a cop wanted for the crime. Come to think of it, maybe things couldn't get any worse because this is Kate's life.
Can Kate elude the killer, solve the cold case, keep Bernie’s sexual wanderlust under control, keep her best friend out of trouble, save a cop from death row, and find love again? Only time, loads of trouble, and tons of laughs will tell. Hollywood Assassin has more twists and turns than a car chase down Sunset Strip with a Hollywood starlet at the wheel.
Hollywood Assassin is the first book in the Hollywood Alphabet Series. Other books include Hollywood Blood and Hollywood Crazy, with more to follow.
MZ Kelly
MZ “Mack” Kelly spent over thirty years in the field of law enforcement. His experience includes dealing with violent felony offenders, making sentencing recommendations to the courts, running a jail, and developing innovative programs to keep our streets safe. His law enforcement experience was in Southern California, not too far from the famous Sunset Strip, and includes run-ins with some of America’s craziest criminals, not to mention a few wannabe actors, and even an Oscar award winner! Kelly is the author of three novels in the Hollywood Alphabet Series Thrillers, including Hollywood Assassin, Hollywood Blood, and Hollywood Crazy, with more in the series yet to come. You can visit him at mzkelly.com
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Hollywood Assassin - MZ Kelly
Chapter One
Hollywood exploded with the crack of gunfire.
I turned away from the smog-shrouded city of dreams that shimmered like a mirage beyond the shuttered windows of the Pinewood Apartments as Captain Marvin Drake unloaded his Glock-9 on Detective Jack Bautista. The detective, wanted on a murder rap, tossed a bag of groceries, hopped a fence, and sprinted downhill through the gang-infested neighborhood.
I lunged at Drake, pushing his gun away. At the same time, Bernie, my canine partner, strained against his leash and began running in the direction of the suspect, pulling me and my alabaster Gucci blouse through the dirt and grass.
By the time I got to my feet and released the dog, my blouse was ruined, the humidity had turned my hair into a frizz-fest, and Drake was screeching like a fat turkey that had swallowed a wasp. Bautista was already over the fence, disappearing faster than a necklace on a Lindsay Lohan shopping spree.
The big bellied captain did a mad turkey trot toward me. With lots of attitude and bad breath right in my face, he shouted, What the hell do you think you’re doing, Detective Sexton?
I looked down into an angry face—his complexion more ruddy than usual. Even the wattle of fat spilling out of his collar had turned red. I almost laughed as I watched his comb-over flapping in the breeze. I was trying to save you from shooting an unarmed suspect in the back.
If I hadn’t acted, we’d both be dead!
he spat.
Bautista was unarmed, walking down the sidewalk in broad daylight with a bag of groceries in his arms. Were you afraid he’d hit us with the pasta or the tomatoes?
The turkey’s anger became a mad screech. He was armed, Sexton. You just fucked the pooch.
Now I was getting annoyed, impulse control not being one of my strong points. The elderly captain’s attitude and an October afternoon that was hotter than a pair of Justin Timberlake’s Fruit of the Looms were wearing on me.
First of all,
I said, fixing my gaze on Drake, the pooch’s name is Bernie. Second, I don’t fuck dogs. And third, you just made me ruin my $200 blouse.
I walked away as the LAPD captain’s rant turned obscene. I almost never walk away from a fight. Maybe turning thirty this past year had mellowed me.
I called for backup, knowing that the steamy fall afternoon would soon be an alphabet soup of OIS, RHD, and PMS. Not the best time of the month for me to be dealing with the Officer Involved Shooting Unit and Robbery Homicide detectives.
While the LAPD clean-up crews were on their way, I walked over to the fence line of the condemned apartment complex. I saw a festering sore of graffiti, rust, and decay. The Pinewood was scheduled for demolition in a few weeks, part of the city’s urban renewal master plan. And none too soon.
I found Bernie pacing at the fence and snatched up his leash, controlling him. I ran my hand over a hairy mop of brown and black fur, the result of a DNA soup consisting of some German Shepherd ancestry and an unidentified alien breed. The genetics had also left my hairy partner with a rogue attitude and a healthy dose of sexual wanderlust—just your typical guy.
As I surveyed the perimeter of the apartment complex, my phone rang. The voice on the line was vaguely familiar.
Thanks for saving my ass, Kate, and tell the captain to calm down. He’s liable to have a stroke in this heat.
Jack,
I said, doing a 360 and mentally picturing the Wilshire Division detective who had slipped away from us. Bautista was in his mid-thirties, with black hair and whiskey brown eyes. An easy smile and cool disposition made him a favorite among everyone but the LAPD brass. Before he became the prime suspect in a murder case, the detective had been a smooth talking cop with a reputation to match. Where are you?
Close enough to see your black skirt, white blouse, and lovely breasts.
Breast man. No surprise. The thought of Jack Bautista seeing me in my ruined outfit made me cringe. I hated being underdressed in any situation, even this one.
Been awhile, Kate. Too long,
Jack went on. Don’t suppose you remember that Christmas party a few years back.
Hard to forget you wanting to play tonsil hockey with me while my husband was at the bar.
You always seemed the athletic type. Besides, old Dougie never did appreciate you. I saw the video.
Yeah, it made the rounds.
I scanned the neighborhood beyond the apartment complex, trying to suppress images of my ex, an assistant DA who got caught on videotape in an interrogation room screwing his secretary. One year later, I was left with the memory of an ugly divorce, ruined credit, and the vision of Phyllis The Squealer
Culpepper playing Doug’s flute for most of the department’s entertainment.
I glanced back at the boarded-up apartment complex. My partner, Charlie Winkler, had arrived and was doing the turkey trot with Drake. Bernie also looked in their direction and shook himself, maybe reacting to the fat bird still in full rant.
Let’s change the subject, Jack,
I said, turning away from the captain. If you won’t tell me where you are, let’s talk about Cassie Reynolds.
When Bautista came back on the line, the bluster was gone. We both knew what was at stake.
Cassie and I knew each other from my days in Vice. Nice kid who was lost; working for a pimp named Maurice Simpson in West Hollywood. I got a call from Cassie last Saturday night. She was anxious to get together, said she had some information about an old case and wanted to talk. When I pressed her for details, she told me that she found out what happened to her father, a guy named John Carmichael. He disappeared almost thirty years ago; the case had gone unsolved. I made arrangements to meet her at the Argyle on Sunset later that night.
Don’t tell me…Cassie was dead when you got there.
Unconscious, face down on the bed. I was about to call for an RA unit when I was hit from behind and knocked out.
Explains your fingerprints at the crime scene. What about your gun?
When I came to, the hotel maid was in the room, screaming hysterically. Cassie was dead, shot through the head, and my gun was missing. I decided I needed to get away and think things through.
I did another turn, walking Bernie in a circle and scanning the buildings beyond the apartment complex. The afternoon air stirred, picking up the scent of fertilizer. Maybe Drake’s deodorant had stopped working.
Leaving the scene…probably not the best move, in retrospect,
I said. According to the reports, the maid kicked your gun when she went psycho. They found it under the bed. Ballistics matched it as the murder weapon.
I heard Bautista take a breath, lower his voice. All I know is, while I was unconscious, someone used my gun and murdered Cassie, framing me. It was a setup.
The wanted detective continued with his story while I walked to my car and retrieved Bernie’s water bowl. As my partner slurped away like a drunk at closing time, I remembered something else from the police reports on the Reynolds case.
I’ve read the reports, Jack. RHD interviewed the girls who work for Simpson. They all say you and Cassie were in a heated argument the week before she died. The speculation was that you two had a less than professional relationship.
I was trying to get Cassie to give up the streets. She didn’t have any other means of support; didn’t see how she could survive on her own.
There was a pause before his voice kicked up a notch, something catching in his throat. You’ve gotta believe me, Kate. There was never anything else going on.
Cassie’s pimp,
I said, sensing his desperation, do you think he could’ve had something to do with her murder?
It’s possible. When we track him down and get a handle on what Cassie knew about her father’s disappearance, maybe we’ll find out who killed her and set me up.
We? I’d say you have a little problem called a murder warrant. Why don’t you tell me where you are? I’ll bring you in…
Not gonna happen, Kate. I’ll work things from this end, but I’ve obviously got to keep a low profile. That’s why I need your help.
Charlie was walking in my direction, mouthing the words, OIS needs your statement.
Nodding to my partner, I said into the phone, I’ll see what I can do. You’ve got my number. Stay in touch.
I was about to hang up when I saw that the turkey on the sidewalk was still ranting. A couple more things, Jack. How’d you end up at the Pinewood?
An old friend I helped out with a beef once is taking advantage of the free rent before the demolition. He let me stay with him for a few days.
What about a gun—you carrying?
Never leave home without it.
Did you have it out when Drake started shooting?
Kate, I was mentally preparing chicken ratatouille and had my hands full of groceries.
I took a deep breath. Thanks. I’ll be in touch.
After giving my statement to OIS, and assuring the detectives I would put it all in my report, I repeated it for Stan Baker and Alex Kennedy, the RHD detectives assigned to the Reynolds case. They said they’d come by the station tomorrow if they had any further questions.
After the debriefings, I met up with Charlie Winkler on the sidewalk. I noticed that my partner was rubbing his jaw. How’s the tooth?
Gotta go back for more work next week. The guy’s a terrorist with a drill.
Charlie brushed back thinning dark hair sprinkled with silver. His brown eyes were fixed on me. My partner has only two expressions: a blank stare and something I once thought was brought on by constipation. Over the years, however, I’ve learned otherwise. I call it the daddy death stare
.
My partner lowered his head and hooded brow, taking on the measured look of a disapproving parent. Drake is trying to make a federal case outta this, Kate. He’s saying Bautista was armed, and…
Save it. I just talked to Jack. He had a bag of groceries in his hands. Drake wouldn’t know reasonable force if it bit his fat ass.
More daddy death stare. He called my cell phone, Charlie.
I found a clip in my purse and did a twist and tuck of my unmanageable brown hair. I looked down at my partner, who, at five foot seven, was a couple inches shorter than me and was still giving me the death stare. Bautista’s probably several blocks away by now. Says he wants to prove he’s innocent before he’ll turn himself in.
Charlie continued to stare at me. He rubbed his chin and asked, Why didn’t you guys call the unit? The Warrant Task Force was created for this kind of situation.
The task force was formed three years earlier, thanks to an LA Times article fueling political and public outrage over hundreds of felons, wanted on warrants, still walking the streets and victimizing the city. Charlie and I were assigned to the unit two years ago, and Bernie came along as my partner when I made detective.
I rubbed the back of my neck, trying to relieve the tension, and glanced down. My nylons were ruined, my skirt had a stain to match my blouse, and bits of Bernie’s brown and black fur were clinging to me.
Damn it, my whole outfit is trashed,
I said out of frustration. It was one of the few good outfits I had left after my divorce.
My partner started to go on about the taskforce, but I cut him off. Don’t, Charlie.
My anger was on the rise again as I heard Drake light into one of the OIS detectives, somewhere behind us.
I felt compelled to explain the afternoon’s events to Charlie. When I left the courthouse after testifying on a case this afternoon, I ran into Jerry Eckstein in the corridor. Remember him?
Snitch from that big drug case a couple years back?
I nodded. We chatted for a few minutes. As I was leaving, I saw that the captain’s car was broke down. I was about to drive past Drake when he waved me down. Recognized me from that police officer memorial ceremony we all attended last spring.
I picked bits of Bernie’s fur off my blouse as I went on. I told the captain that Eckstein had given me a tip that Bautista might be at the Pinewood Apartments. I said I needed to call the taskforce for backup. Drake wouldn’t have any part of it. He insisted that we see if there was any sign of Bautista first. Next thing I know, we roll in here and the tub of lard goes Terminator on the neighborhood.
OIS has already canvassed the area—no witnesses,
Charlie said. He lit a cigarette and shook his head.
From behind us we heard Drake yelling, He had a gun, and I’ll have her up on charges for interfering with the arrest of a wanted felon.
The big turkey had just put all his weight on my impulse control button. I’ve never been big on diplomacy, but a year spent recovering from a cheating husband and financial ruin had left my tolerance tank on empty. Bernie and I walked over to the strutting loon.
I said it again, this time loud enough for every cop at the Pinewood to hear me. There was no gun. There was no reasonable force. There was only a big-mouthed idiot, acting outside of policy.
The crazed turkey came close enough to peck me. I’ll have your badge for this, Sexton.
From somewhere below me, I heard a low growl. I should have reacted to it, but I was too busy fending off the big pecker. Why is it that peckers demand so much attention?
I put my hands on my hips and leaned into Drake. The only thing you’ll have is a hard time covering your ass for violating department procedures.
It was too late. The growl became a deep roar. Fangs bared, Bernie lunged at Drake, all 110 pounds of muscle, teeth, and attitude.
Get that fucking dog under control, or…
It was too late. The turkey teetered, fell over like a limp-dick rooster in a hen house, and began writhing on the ground, kicking at my dog.
Stop kicking, or I’ll have you up on animal cruelty charges,
I said. I wasn’t really worried about Bernie getting hurt, but I wanted Drake to get the message.
I heard the sound of fabric ripping as I yanked on Bernie’s leash and yelled, "Aus!" a German command that means stop biting the fat asshole.
By the time I had Bernie under control, Drake was lying on the ground, and his pants were ripped, exposing a nasty little pair of white briefs.
Five minutes later, Charlie, Bernie, and I were back on the sidewalk. My rotund partner looked at me like I was his daughter and had just been expelled from school.
Charlie crushed out his cigarette and rubbed his jaw. How about we call it a day, go to the Saddle Ranch, get a beer and a burger?
I smiled. When times were tough, you could always count on Charlie to think about food and booze. It wasn’t a bad idea, but as I glanced down at my trashed outfit, I decided against it. Besides, I had a bad feeling about what Drake had told OIS, and it wasn’t giving me much of an appetite. I brushed a hand across my damp forehead.
Another time, Charlie,
I said, tugging on Bernie’s leash. Why not walk me to my car? A girl’s probably not safe in a neighborhood like this.
We turned in time to see one of the uniforms hand Drake a blanket as Charlie’s phone rang.
Yeah,
Charlie said to me while reaching for his phone. Hollywood ain’t safe until Drake is back in his office and no one ever again has to see those tighty-whities.
When he finished his call, I saw that the color had drained from my partner’s usually florid complexion.
What is it, Charlie?
Dorothy Velasquez, an old friend who works in the Tower.
Charlie always refers to the police administration building as the Tower. My partner had been separated for the past three years, and I thought maybe his old friend wanted to get together with him.
Don’t tell me, she wants a date?
He shook his head, his jowls jiggling like JELL-O above his gray, bushy moustache. Dorothy says Drake has already notified IAD. He’s opening a case on you with internal affairs.
Chapter Two
Charlie and I spent the next day serving warrants. The Warrant Task Force could sometimes be exciting, maybe even a little dangerous. But then there were days like this one: lots of knock and talk without much success.
I spent the last few minutes of the shift at my desk, across from Charlie, with Bernie curled at my feet. I tried to push yesterday’s events at the Pinewood out of my mind. I had moderate success while thumbing through the Dolce & Gabbana winter collection, even though I couldn’t afford even one of their scarves. Then the intercom buzzed.
I looked up in time to see Charlie gulping down the last of a half-dozen powdered sugar mini donuts left over from a staff meeting. He motioned for me to answer.
After taking the call, I tossed my partner a napkin. You look like you swallowed a bag of coke.
While he cleaned up, I said, RHD is here to talk to me about yesterday’s events.
I tugged on Bernie’s leash and said to him, Let’s get out of here before Charlie finishes cleaning out the break room fridge.
I got the daddy death stare. A face wipe followed. He only succeeded in spreading the sugar to his cheeks.
Geeze. Go clean up, Charlie.
Bernie and I walked through the squad room. Lots of cubies; rows of desks—an open setting with no privacy. The bullpen was emptying out, cops heading for the local watering holes.
I met with Stan Baker and Alex Kennedy in one of the interview rooms usually reserved for suspects. Bernie settled in a corner. A tape recorder was brought out. Kennedy, a big guy in his forties, with a moustache that hid his upper lip, took a moment to check the batteries.
I was sure that the detectives knew about Drake’s allegations, since the captain had broadcast it to half the city. They began with an ice-breaker: small talk about my dog.
Bernie came over with me from Traffic when I got promoted,
I explained. Lots of attitude. Comes in handy when we do a serve, and the subject wants to run. Yesterday was the exception, thanks to a fence around the projects.
Kennedy made a polite sound, something like uh-huh
, but it came off like he was suppressing gas pains. His partner was smiling, probably thinking about my ex’s theatrical performance. I had no doubt that every cop in the department had checked out the DVD.
I recapped yesterday’s events, told them again about the snitch who gave me the tip on Bautista. Then Baker took over. A question later, I knew that the much shorter and younger of the two detectives wanted to bust some chops on his way up the promotion ladder. He was an up-and-comer in a tailored Armani suit.
Just to be clear on a couple of matters, Detective Sexton…
Baker began, his eyes lingering on my breasts. I’m tall, with olive skin and decent features, but I’m also a 36B, so there isn’t much to eyeball in that vicinity. No matter. It didn’t take a genius to know that the nerve endings in a man’s retinas run directly to his penis. Baker continued. When Detective Bautista called you, did he call on your work or personal cell phone?
My personal phone. I tried to redial and trace the number. It was a disconnect. He probably removed the SIM card—did a talk and toss.
I’d given them the number Bautista had used yesterday and was sure that they already knew what I’d just told them. They’d also probably already traced the number through the phone company and reached a dead end.
Baker raised recently threaded eyebrows. How did he get your personal number, Detective?
My number, as I’m sure you know, is part of the LAPD phone tree, used for emergencies. Every officer is required to provide both work and private phone numbers in case of crisis or natural disaster. I can only assume Bautista had access to the tree.
Of course.
The detectives nodded in unison. They exchanged a look, something that reminded me of Joe Friday and his partner in that old TV show, Dragnet.
Baker cleared his throat. How well did you know Detective Bautista prior to his phone call?
Met him twice: once at a gang taskforce meeting a few years back, and then at a Christmas party a couple years ago.
Any other contact?
Kennedy chimed in.
No.
I wasn’t happy about the implication, but proud of my newly acquired impulse control.
Baker leaned over the table. When he spoke, the diminutive detective’s voice was lower. Maybe he practiced his interrogation technique in the shower. Detective Sexton, are you trying to tell us that you and Jack Bautista had only two prior contacts, despite the fact that a cop wanted for murder and on the run had your personal cell number with him and made a point of calling you?
I would have lowered my voice in response, but the only thing I practice in the shower is trying to sing like Beyoncé. "Listen to me, Detective Baker. I’ll say this again, but only one more time. I met the suspect twice before the phone call. I don’t really know him and don’t know why he called me. There’s only one thing I do know for sure."
Baker blinked, smiled, and splayed his hands in a gesture that was meant to be disarming. I took it as surrender. What’s that, Detective?
I stood up, stretching out my five foot nine inch frame. I stared down at the arrogant detective and said, This interview is over.
Impulse control—yes.
****
After filling Daddy Charlie in on my interrogation with junior Joe Friday and his partner, I headed for home. A block from the station, my phone rang.
My car, a green Ford Escort named Olive, lurched and whined as I answered. I heard my friend Natalie’s sometimes less than proper English accent. I’m in a bit of a fix, Kate. ‘Fraid I flunked me friggin’ drivin’ test. I could really use a lift.
I turned onto Fountain Avenue, the sun glimmering off the Hollywood sign. I lowered the visor in my car, downshifted into the rush hour traffic, and said, Meet you at the DMV in ten.
Olive did her usual smoke and grind as I turned the corner onto Formosa Avenue. I paid cash for the old girl and usually drive her instead of a pool car so I can get the department’s mileage reimbursement.
After my divorce, I couldn’t get a loan for a newer car, thanks to Doug maxing out every credit card we owned, including one from Victoria’s Secret. He probably used the card to keep The Screamer in lace undies. But I try not to be bitter.
I found Natalie Bump at the DMV, surrounded by a gaggle of admirers, perverts, and a couple pimps who were circling for the kill.
Natalie emerged from the testosterone cloud, got in, slammed Olive’s door, and began fuming. The ruddy wazzock who gave me the drivin’ test wanted me to park between a Mercedes and a Buick. Not bad enough, I gotta drive on the wrong side of the road. I also gotta park in a space only big enough for a Mini Cooper? The whole thing was a load of cack.
Charlie once described Natalie as a verbal earthquake whose beauty is off the Richter scale. Blonde and hazel, with legs that men drool over and turn women green, my friend caused a scene wherever she went. Almost ten years younger than me, she’s the little sister I never had, unless, like my mother, you believe in soul sisters and shared karma.
I tried a little sympathy, but the interview with the Dragnet knuckle-draggers was still on my mind. Sorry. I take it you didn’t pass the test?
I slammed on me anchors right there. Left Clyde’s Cadillac in the roadway.
A beat later, ’Fraid they towed it away.
I’m sure Clyde will understand.
Natalie rolled her hazel eyes; a seductive orbit. I’ll just give the old boy’s banger a ride tonight. He’ll forget all about the Caddie.
I laughed as she added, Did I tell you Clyde’s a double V?
Maybe her octogenarian husband had some anatomical abnormality. I’m afraid to ask.
Clyde’s a Viagra Virgin. Didn’t do the shuffle-and-thrust for a decade before he got his script when we got together.
Natalie giggled. I re-popped the old boy’s cherry.
Ewww! Clyde Bump on the hump with his twenty-two year old wife. I tried to kill the visual. Natalie had told me in confidence that she married Clyde while attending an international college exchange program through UCLA. Clyde provided her with legal immigration status and Natalie provided…The visual came back. Think Katy Perry does Jimmy Carter.
Natalie turned to Bernie. He was snorting wind through the open back window. She playfully twisted my partner’s floppy ears and kissed his nose. Hello, sweet pea. Did ya shag a poodle today?
Bernie’s been too busy recovering from a tangle with a fat cop to look for love,
I said.
My friend knew all about my canine partner’s predilection to do the jump and hump, as Natalie called it. The wife of Bernie’s trainer told me in confidence that my dog should have been named Murphy because he was a four-legged example of Murphy’s Law in action.
Bernie’s trainer had used more professional terms in his final report: The canine occasionally exhibits a failure to stay on task, which can lead to unintended consequences. After working with Bernie for almost four years, I knew Natalie’s description better suited my partner.
I surrendered to the need to unload about my rotten day, and spent the next five minutes filling Natalie in on the details of my run-in with the RHD detectives over yesterday’s events with Marvin Drake.
Natalie’s eyebrows lifted. I’d love to help you out with the investigation. Got a pretty fair dose of snoop in me—a good memory for details, too. I can still remember the wart on Hilda Cottingham’s nose in the fifth grade. Looked a bit like Winston Churchill.
I’ll keep it in mind, Natalie.
Marvin Drake as a human wart popped into my mind.
What about this Jack fellow? Any chance you two might wanna play hide the salami?
I laughed; almost hit a curb.
Come on now,
Natalie said. You’ve been on the split-up for almost a year. You must be in need of a shaggin’ now and then.
I found some composure. You’re probably right about that, but somehow I can’t see me and Jack…shagging.
Fits of laughter hit me again, but I kept both hands on the wheel.
Natalie’s lecture on the benefits of having the lady garden occasionally watered continued until we passed Grauman’s Chinese Theater. She looked over at the parade of costumed characters on the sidewalk. Looky there, Batman is out of his cave, along with Spider-Man, Dorothy, and Freddie Krueger.
Better tip ‘em ten bucks if you want a picture, or they’ll steal your purse.
Natalie changed the subject. You mentioned awhile back that you went to Hollywood High.
Class of 2000, Sheik Territory.
I noticed Natalie’s brow knit and explained, "An old movie star named Rudolph Valentino starred in a movie called The Sheik. His mural’s