Maphead: Charting the Wide, Weird World of Geography Wonks
By Ken Jennings
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Ken Jennings takes readers on a world tour of geogeeks from the London Map Fair to the bowels of the Library of Congress, from the prepubescent geniuses at the National Geographic Bee to the computer programmers at Google Earth. Each chapter delves into a different aspect of map culture: highpointing, geocaching, road atlas rallying, even the “unreal estate” charted on the maps of fiction and fantasy. Jennings also considers the ways in which cartography has shaped our history, suggesting that the impulse to make and read maps is as relevant today as it has ever been.
From the “Here be dragons” parchment maps of the Age of Discovery to the spinning globes of grade school to the postmodern revolution of digital maps and GPS, Maphead is filled with intriguing details, engaging anecdotes, and enlightening analysis. If you’re an inveterate map lover yourself—or even if you’re among the cartographically clueless who can get lost in a supermarket—let Ken Jennings be your guide to the strange world of mapheads.
Editor's Note
A cartographical tour…
“Jeopardy” record-holder and beloved know-it-all Jennings writes with familiar wit and charm of a lifelong cartographical obsession, taking readers on a tour of the various aspects of map culture.
Ken Jennings
Ken Jennings is the New York Times bestselling author of Brainiac, Maphead, Because I Said So!, and Planet Funny. In 2020, he won the “Greatest of All Time” title on the quiz show Jeopardy! and in 2022, he succeeded Alex Trebek as a host of the show. He is living in Seattle during his mortal sojourn, but his posthumous whereabouts are still to be determined.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Good - but I was expecting maps. Certainly justifies his assertion of being a map nerd.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Part autobiography, part celebration of all things geographical, this is a pretty much constantly enjoyable read. You'll learn stuff you never knew you didn't know including that even Ken Jennings doesn't know everything. Well worth the read.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I enjoyed the information on maps/geography/etc., but somewhere past the halfway point I began to wish that Jennings' would give the snarkiness a rest. It began to sound forced, which was a shame, as he used humor wonderfully.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mapheads. You know who you are.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5More than I ever realized there was to maps and those who understand them! Plus other interesting tidbits. Glad I listened to it: not sure I would have finished reading it had I not. I wish Jennings had narrated his own work.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Like Jennings, I had a childhood love of maps. My interest was milder than some of the subjects of this book, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading about them all. A light, engaging and sincere look at geo-geek subcultures, never dumbed down.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I originally begrudged Jennings' ability to make me laugh because I couldn't imagine a great sense humor could exist in the mind of such a "Brainiac." Boy was I wrong, the book is downright hilarious and filled to suitcase-bursting proportions with glorious geeky minutiae. This book reawakened a dormant appreciation for all things mappy. Long live the Geek God.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Loved this book! If you read moonwalking with Einstein, this is an even better written, quirky deep dive into the world of mapnerds. Awesomely fun.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Although I am not a geography wonk myself, this was a very enjoyable read. The author talks to and about various types of map-lover, including antique map collectors and geocachers, in a way that really conveyed their love of their hobbies. The new-to-me subjects of geography bees and map rallies were especially interesting.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I suspect your feelings about this book will largely be based on how much the subject resonates for you. I'm not as deeply in love with maps as some of the people described here (or the author, for that matter), but I have always loved maps. Reading about the worlds of fellow map lovers was a fun and insight-filled journey.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Being a map lover, although not an obsessed map nerd such as Jennings describes in his book, I had mixed reactions to Maphead. Jennings himself comes off as the obsessive compulsive data collector that one might expect from a Jeopardy champion. He includes plenty of fascinating "facts" in his book & I did enjoy much of this. I enjoyed the first chapters most, since these deal with maps & map collectors as I know & appreciate them, even the fantasy world makers & mappers. I was particularly enthralled by the chapter about the map collection at the Library of Congress. Jennings then proceeds from historical maps to all manner of obsessive life list games of collection that involve geography or maps in some way. I found these chapters much less interesting in the same way that I find birdwatching with life listers annoying. Or any type of artificial score keeping. I just don't understand gaming fever I guess. As a starting point, a to do list, say of visiting all the National Parks, isn't a bad program. It can start you off in a direction. But when it becomes a manic drive to check off points, I lose interest in such activities. Jennings includes chapters on the Geography Bee kids; the club for traveler's who have "visited" 100 or more countries (amusing how they parse what a country is); Highpointers (they tag the highest elevation point in each state); road geeks; geocachers (the "litter" involved in this game appalls me, all those tupperware containers, film canisters & pill bottles niched into the landscape at practically every conceivable point); GPS gamers of all persuasions; Google Earthers, etc.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Enjoyable reading on a wide variety of facets of geography, from geography bees to geocaching to country "collectors". The book starts out pretty slowly, in my opinion, but starts gaining steam when the author dives into the world of geography bees. Stick with it, it's worth it in the end.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I found Ken Jennings to be a very likeable contestant on Jeopardy and he continues to be very likable in this book. His enthusiasm for geography and the world around him is contagious. While reading this book, I realized how little I know about geography. In one chapter, Jennings is at the National Geography Bee. I couldn’t believe how hard the questions were. I don’t think I could even make an educated guess for most of the questions.
This book also made me appreciate technology more. I always thought that the whole GPS geocaching thing seemed boring, but it sounds so exciting in the book, especially when it leads you to interesting places that you wouldn’t go otherwise. The way Jennings describes in it in the book, it becomes a way to open your eyes to the world around you.
This book is a quick read full of interesting little anecdotes and trivia tidbits. It isn’t a life changing book, but it is a fun read for anyone who likes geography even just a little bit. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I borrowed this from a friend, and wasn't expecting much from it, but it's a clear, lighthearted look at the role of maps in modern life.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The three stars are there because I'm a maphead! To give some objectivity to the book, KJ says right out that he dislikes my favourites, the Hypsometric, or Colour=height maps, so we don't get a chapter on them, which is a loss. But if you are looking for a factoid book, proceeding chapter by chapter , about many of the threads of map-collecting, you will like this entry in the field.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This has been on my list to read since it came out - having had both personal and professional interest in maps and geography for decades (crowned by spending the last 10 years working directly on Map Search, for MetaCarta and then Nokia.) Yes, I have the laminated world and europe maps on the wall, with wet-erase markers clipped to them to "keep score" (thick line for "been there", little airplane icon-sketch for "flew through, never really left the airport".)
Turns out that there really *are* a lot of "us" - a very broad spectrum of geographic obsession, including the geocachers and the Century Club (> 100 countries), those that collect maps-as-art, and the kids at the Geography Bee who know (not just trivia, but can reason about) vast quantities of information about the world and what's in it.
Jennings (famously obsessive himself) brings a wealth of both well-footnoted facts and very human stories to the table, including Alex Trebek's enthusiasm for the Geography Bee, and how turning off GPS Selective Availability led *directly* to the invention of the hobby/sport of GeoCaching.
If you're the sort to browse map stores, or accumulate gas station maps, or even to think "hey, google maps is pretty cool, where did it come from?" you'll enjoy MapHead; it's also easy to read in bits and pieces - while there are interesting cross-connections, it's an exploration, not a novel. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Somewhat meandering look at people who are obsessed with maps and geography. Slightly unfocused but I found the chapters dealing with map illiteracy the most interesting. I mean honestly, we have major problems in this country if people can't find Chicago on a map. It's super easy to find. Right next to one of the five big blue things in the upper half. Also agree that GPSs are evil and never trust them. You'll end up in a lake or stuck on train tracks, right where they want you.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5It's nice to know there are other mapheads out there, even if they are mostly boys (ugh!) ;) My favorite chapters were the one about the National Geographic Bee (which I once participated in) and the one in which you discover Ken Jennings and Brandon Sanderson were college roommates. I think that explains a lot.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I liked this book. Didn't love it. I found the way Ken jumps from topic to topic within this book to be too distracting. For example, obsession is tacked in with GeoCaching - it works, and I think for those looking for a more scholarly take on the subject - it will be annoying.This book covers a lot of topics, and I think it would be a good book if you want a general overall coverage of cartography and maps - or possibly a good introduction into the subject, its make a good starting point. But for a serious "MapHead" it will drive them nutty.One thing - the recurrence of obsession follows this book - with attainment of the highest point in each US State to creating a very large (Imaginary) Kingdom that a person spent years on. Still, its interesting, and you learn a lot of odd trivia. Its also quite interesting, and at times, very funny. But, I found the jumping around of topics to be annoying and distracting.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I really enjoyed Jennings' charming and witty exploration of the topic.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5My husband picked this book out for me as a Christmas present last year and I wasn't sure at all if I would like it. It is true that I like reading about unusually hobbies and things like that - but maps seem so dry.Turns out it was a really nice read. Ken Jennings (massive Jeopardy Champion) is an enaging writer who has an extremely wry sense of humor. It also turns out that I had a preexisting affection for maps that I had never really thought about or diagnosed. I particularly loved the chapter on GPS and Geocaching - a newish hobby of our family.There were some parts of this that were a bit dry - it isn't a page turner - but it was something I read happily and slowly over the period of a couple months. Recommended!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5"Geography nerd" would have been a more accurate title, as this book is only partly about cartography. Jennings writes for his Jeopardy core audience, people interested in a bit of knowledge but not too much. Jennings isn't looking for understanding but completion: His interest in geography is OCD-driven. Compiling and ticking off lists is his obsession, geography is just one of those subjects with a nearly inexhaustible supply of factoids. Given his audience, the new topics Jennings reveals are Google Earth, GPS and geo-caching.The book is truly American. Everything is car-based. Even nature is best enjoyed out of a car. His US focus lets him miss a lot of details and complexity (which many in his audience who would be unable to identify their own country on a world map couldn't handle any way). Another peculiarity are the constant brand infomercials and endorsements. Jennings has fully absorbed the world of "we will return after these messages". Wedded to his sponsors, he fails to recognize the diversity of approaches to his topic. Overall, I had expected more, especially after the strong start of the first chapter.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Jennings examines the world of map geeks from a number of different perspectives including collectors of rare maps, geocachers, and finalists at the National Geography Bee. I thought this book might suffer from a lack of a strong personal narrative (such as Jennings' run on Jeopardy, which was explored in Brainiac). However, he proves to be a natural at chatting up people from all over the world, as well as describing his own personal love of maps in a compelling way. Another great book.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This book appealed to me because I enjoy looking at maps and have, in fact, as Jennings described used them to decorate in my home. For more than twenty-five years I maintained a membership in the National Geographic Society and collected the magazines until we had to move and I realized that hauling more than 300 issues of the magazine from place to place just didn't work anymore. I donated them to a schoolteacher friend to use in her classroom to provide kids with pictures to cut up. Jennings has an engaging writing style, and parts of the book I enjoyed very much, but I did find other chapters less than enthralling, so it took me the better part of three full weeks to actually read it. Thus the three stars. For the right person this could be a five star book, and for the wrong person this could easily become a one-star book so I can recommend it only for those most interested in geography and maps.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Pure delight! Ken Jennings explores the world of maps of all sorts (paper, GPS, GoogleEarth, antique, globes, etc.) with humor (I laughed out loud in almost every chapter) and passion. Had never heard of geocaching, but checked it out and discovered there's a cache less than a half mile from my home. Loved the chapter on imaginary places, as well as the one on the National Geography Bee. Highly entertaining and well-written.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5an excellent read for geogeeks and the rest of us! All of us can relate in some ways to the many ways we use maps!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Are you a maphead? Do you know the symptoms? King of the Mapheads Ken Jennings knows his fellow mapheads. He knows those of us who, in childhood, saved our allowances to purchase an enormous Hammonds world atlas. Jennings knows how we mapheads have all the states and capitals memorized. He can spot us as we longingly, lovingly spend hours pouring over enormous library globes. Maphead-dom is a satisfying existence, we learn, as Jennings transports us to visit with enormous colonies of mapheads, at the London Map Fair, the National Geographic Bee, to the treasure trove of maps hidden in the depths of the Library of Congress.And we are happy to accompany Jennings in this delightful journey chronicled here.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Jeopardy champion extraordinaire Ken Jennings takes a look at cartophilia, the love of maps. He explains his own love of them and then proceeds to show how cartophilia and a love of all things geographic manifests itself from map study, to collecting maps, to geography bees, to driving, to geocaching, to Google Earth, etc. Some parts are more engaging than others. His humor ranges from mild chuckles to downright corny. As someone who devoured maps as a child and researched countries and cities through the use of the two sets of encyclopedias at home and library books, I was both pleased with and disappointed in the book. His deep appreciation of all things geographic struck a chord with me, but the book overall failed to engage me as much as I'd hoped it would.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5"It would be nice if Americans knew where a country was before we went to war with them." - Alex Trebek, Jennings' old nemesisI love reading and studying maps. If you ask me about it, I might describe my interest using nebulous phrases such as "geographic relationships" or "sense of place" before degrading further into abstraction. I don't know, I just love it. Maphead by Ken Jennings (of Jeopardy fame) is an exploration of why a certain niche group of people like me love geography so much. That hard-to-describe passion for maps, he reasons, probably extends from an acute intelligence of spatial awareness. Those test questions from high school where you were asked to pick the correct rotated version of some complex shape, excelling at those usually meant being above-average at directional thinking.The world of the geography wonk has many devoted followers: geography trivia, map collectors, the annual National Geographic Bee and the GPS hobby of geocaching to name a few covered in this book. But the subject is also considered second tier according to the mainstream and Jennings gives compelling reasons why this shouldn't be so and makes the case for a stronger geography education.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5For an afterthought on my Christmas list this year, I got a dandy of a book. And yes, it is by that guy from jeopardy. I suppose that a more discriminating reader would consider it to be the ramblings of a mad genius, but I thought it was full of insight into a fading culture of people like me who love old maps, or maybe just paper maps. He does bring up the point that most mapheads excel at spatial relations puzzles, but mostly that they tend to be embarrassed about being a nerd of some kind. He also expresses his opinions on digital maps and how they are quickly rendering paper maps obsolete, and the subtle insinuation that a car GPS is little more than a talking map that always puts forward at the top as opposed to north. That sort of thing might be detrimental to direction sense, but possibly in a way similar to how our ancestors told time by the sun as opposed to a perfectly fine wristwatch. Anyway, maybe map lore is like dinosaur lore, something kids are interested until about 4th grade then they don't care anymore.
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Maphead - Ken Jennings
PRAISE FOR
MAPHEAD
"A literary gem . . . Whether you’re a casual cartography ogler or a hard-core geography geek, Maphead will whisk you away into a wonderland that exists where two of the greatest horizons of the human condition, humor and curiosity, converge."
—THE ATLANTIC
[Jennings’s] spritely, good-natured memoir combines light introspection, rafts of geographic trivia, and admiring profiles of fellow map obsessives.
—SLATE.COM
[An] engaging story . . . fun and informative.
—KIRKUS REVIEWS
Ken Jennings offers an engaging excursion through the worlds of mapmaking, map collecting, and map use. if you enjoy maps, don’t miss it.
—MARK MONMONIER,
AUTHOR OF HOW TO LIE WITH MAPS
charming and personal . . . What a pleasant journey it is. . . . Buy the book, read it, and pass it along to the non–map reader in your family.
—THE PORTOLAN
Jennings is a very witty, insightful writer and has written an entertaining and educational book about maps and the geeks who obsess over them.
—PAULINE FROMMER,
TRAVEL WRITER AND FOUNDING EDITOR OF FROMMERS.COM
It’s a fun read that’s not just for wonks.
—THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE
[Jennings’s] enthusiasm for everything from bizarre and off-color place names to the mystic intersection points of lines of latitude and longitude is infectious. . . . A delightful mix of lore and reportage that illuminates the longing to know where we are.
—PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
(STARRED REVIEW)
It’s everything about maps; past, present, and limitless future.
—THE SEATTLE TIMES
"I admit—I’m a geographic klutz, constantly turned around the wrong way. But I never felt lost for a moment inside Maphead. Forget new worlds: Jennings’s charming, witty account reveals a whole other universe."
—SAM KEAN, AUTHOR OF THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER THE DISAPPEARING SPOON
CONTAINS THE AUTHOR’S
ARE YOU A MAPHEAD?
QUIZ
"A fascinating book that blends humor, memoir, and serious analysis. Comparisons to Bill Bryson’s magnificent A Really Short History of Nearly Everything are entirely apt."
—BOOKLIST
KEN JENNINGS TAKES READERS ON A WORLD TOUR of geogeeks from the London Map Fair to the bowels of the Library of Congress, from the prepubescent geniuses at the National Geographic Bee to the computer programmers at Google Earth. Each chapter delves into a different aspect of map culture: highpointing, geocaching, road atlas rallying, even the unreal estate
charted on the maps of fiction and fantasy. Jennings also considers the ways in which cartography has shaped our history, suggesting that the impulse to make and read maps is as relevant today as it has ever been.
From the Here be dragons
parchment maps of the Age of Discovery to the spinning globes of grade school to the postmodern revolution of digital maps and GPS, Maphead is filled with intriguing details, engaging anecdotes, and enlightening analysis. If you’re an inveterate map lover yourself—or even if you’re among the cartographically clueless who can get lost in a supermarket—let Ken Jennings be your guide to the strange world of mapheads.
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Maphead, by Ken Jennings, ScribnerFor my parents.
And for the kid with the map.
CONTENTS
Chapter 1: ECCENTRICITY
Chapter 2: BEARING
Chapter 3: FAULT
Chapter 4: BENCHMARKS
Chapter 5: ELEVATION
Chapter 6: LEGEND
Chapter 7: RECKONING
Chapter 8: MEANDER
Chapter 9: TRANSIT
Chapter 10: OVEREDGE
Chapter 11: FRONTIER
Chapter 12: RELIEF
Reading Group Guide
Are You a Maphead? Quiz
About Ken Jennings
Notes
Index
Chapter 1
ECCENTRICITY
n.: the deformation of an elliptical map projection
My wound is geography.
—PAT CONROY
They say you’re not really grown up until you’ve moved the last box of your stuff out of storage at your parents’. If that’s true, I believe I will stay young forever, ageless and carefree as Dorian Gray, while the cardboard at my parents’ house molders and fades. I know, everybody’s parents’ attic or basement has its share of junk, but the eight-foot-tall mountain of boxes filling one bay of my parents’ garage isn’t typical pack-rat clutter. It looks more like the warehouse in the last shot of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
The last time I was home, I waded into the chaos in hopes of liberating a plastic bucket of my childhood Legos. I didn’t find the Legos, much to my six-year-old son’s chagrin, but I was surprised to come across a box with my name on the side, written in the neater handwriting of my teenaged self. The box was like an archaeological dig of my adolescence and childhood, starting with R.E.M. mix tapes and Spy magazines on top, moving downward through strata of Star Trek novelizations and Thor comics, and ending on the most primal bedrock of my youthful nerdiness: a copy of Hammond’s Medallion World Atlas from 1979.
I wasn’t expecting the Proustian thrill I experienced as I pulled the huge green book from the bottom of the box. Sunbeam-lit dust motes froze in their dance; an ethereal choir sang. At seven years old, I had saved up my allowance for months to buy this atlas, and it became my most prized possession. I remember it sometimes lived at the head of my bed at night next to my pillow, where most kids would keep a beloved security blanket or teddy bear. Flipping through its pages, I could see that my atlas had been as well loved as any favorite plush toy: the gold type on the padded cover was worn, the corners were dented, and the binding was so shot that most of South America had fallen out and been shoved back in upside down.
Today, I will still cheerfully cop to being a bit of a geography wonk. I know my state capitals—hey, I even know my Australian state capitals. The first thing I do in any hotel room is break out the tourist magazine with the crappy city map in it. My bucket list
of secret travel ambitions isn’t made up of boring places like Athens or Tahiti—I want to visit off-the-beaten-path oddities like Weirton, West Virginia (the only town in the United States that borders two different states on opposite sides) or Victoria Island in the Canadian territory of Nunavut (home to the world’s largest triple island
—that is, the world’s largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island).* But my childhood love of maps, I started to remember as I paged through the atlas, was something much more than this casual weirdness. I was consumed.
Back then, I could literally look at maps for hours. I was a fast and voracious reader, and keenly aware that a page of hot Roald Dahl or Encyclopedia Brown action would last me only thirty seconds or so. But each page of an atlas was an almost inexhaustible trove of names and shapes and places, and I relished that sense of depth, of comprehensiveness. Travelers will return to a favorite place many times and order the same dish at the same café and watch the sun set from the same vantage point. I could do the same thing as a frequent armchair traveler, enjoying the familiarity of sights I had noticed before while always being surprised by new details. Look how Ardmore, Alabama, is only a hundred feet away from its neighbor Ardmore, Tennessee—but there are 4,303 miles between Saint George, Alaska, and Saint George, South Carolina. Look at the lacelike coastline of the Musandam Peninsula, the northernmost point of the Arabian nation of Oman, an intricate fractal snowflake stretching into the Strait of Hormuz. Children love searching for tiny new details in a sea of complexity. It’s the same principle that sold a bajillion Where’s Waldo? books.
Mapmakers must know this—that detail, to many map lovers, is not just a means but an end. The office globe next to my desk right now is pretty compact, but it makes room for all kinds of backwater hamlets in the western United States: Colby, Kansas; Alpine, Texas; Burns, Oregon; Mott, North Dakota (population: 808, about the same as a city block or two of Manhattan’s Upper East Side). Even Ajo, Arizona, makes the cut, and it’s not even incorporated as a town—it’s officially a CDP, or census-designated place.
What do all these spots have in common, besides the fact that no one has ever visited them without first running out of gas? First, they all have nice short names. Second, they’re each the only thing for miles around. So they neatly fill up an empty spot on the globe and therefore make the product look denser with information.
But I also remember a competing instinct in my young mind: a love for the way maps could suggest adventure by hinting at the unexplored. Joseph Conrad wrote about this urge at the beginning of Heart of Darkness:
Now when I was a little chap I had a passion for maps. I would look for hours at South America, or Africa, or Australia, and lose myself in all the glories of exploration. At that time there were many blank spaces on the earth, and when I saw one that looked particularly inviting on a map (but they all look that) I would put my finger on it and say, When I grow up I will go there.
When I was a little chap,
there were (and are) still a few mostly blank spaces on the map: Siberia, Antarctica, the Australian outback.* But I knew these lacunae weren’t just empty because they were rugged and remote; they were empty because nobody really wanted to live there. These were the places on the Earth that, well, sort of sucked. So I never put my finger on the glaciers of Greenland and said, I will go there!
like Conrad’s Marlow. But I liked that they existed. Even on a map that showed every little Ajo, Arizona, there was still some mystery left somewhere.
And then there were those amazing place-names. My hours with maps featured lots of under-my-breath whispering: the names of African rivers (Lualaba . . . Jubba . . . Limpopo . . .
) and Andean peaks (Aconcagua . . . Yerupajá . . . Llullaillaco . . .
) and Texas counties (Glasscock . . . Comanche . . . Deaf Smith . . .
) They were secret passwords to entry into other worlds—more magical, I’m sure, in many cases, than the places themselves. My first atlas listed, in tiny columns of type under each map, the populations for thousands of cities and towns, and I would pore over these lists looking for comically underpopulated places like Scotsguard, Saskatchewan (population: 3), or Hibberts Gore, Maine (population: 1).† I dreamed of one day living in one of these glamorous spots—sure, it would be lonely, but think of the level of celebrity! The lone resident of Hibberts Gore, Maine, gets specifically mentioned in the world atlas! Well, almost.
The shapes of places were just as transporting for me as their names. Their outlines were full of personality: Alaska was a chubby profile smiling benevolently toward Siberia. Maine was a boxing glove. Burma had a tail like a monkey. I admired roughly rectangular territories like Turkey and Portugal and Puerto Rico, which seemed sturdy and respectable to me, but not more precisely rectangular places like Colorado or Utah, whose geometric perfection made them false, uneasy additions to the national map. I immediately noticed when two areas had slightly similar outlines—Wisconsin and Tanzania, Lake Michigan and Sweden, the island of Lanai and South Carolina—and decided they must be geographic soul mates of some kind. To this day, I see British Columbia on a map and think of it as a more robust, muscular version of California, just as the Canadians there must be more robust, muscular versions of Californians.
Separated at birth
These map shapes had a life of their own for me, divorced from their actual territories. Staring at a map for too long was like repeating a word over and over until all meaning is stripped away. Uruguay ceased to represent an actual nation for me; it was just that shape, that slightly lopsided teardrop. I saw these outlines even after the atlas was closed, afterimages floating in my mind’s eye. The knotty pine paneling in my grandparents’ upstairs bedroom was full of loops and whorls that reminded me of faraway fjords and lagoons. A puddle in a parking lot was Lake Okeechobee or the Black Sea. The first time I saw Mikhail Gorbachev on TV, I remember thinking immediately that his famous birthmark looked just like a map of Thailand.*
By the time I was ten, my beloved Hammond atlas was just one of a whole collection of atlases on my bedroom bookshelf. My parents called them my atli,
though even at the time I was pretty sure that wasn’t the right plural. Road atlases, historical atlases, pocket atlases. I wish I could say that I surveyed my maps with the keen eye of a scientist, looking at watersheds and deforestation and population density and saying smart-sounding things like Aha, that must be a subduction zone.
But I don’t think I was that kind of map fan. I wasn’t aware of the ecology and geology and history manifest on maps at first; I was just drawn to their scope, their teensy type, and their orderly gestalt. My dad liked maps too, but he preferred the black British atlas in the living room, a Philip’s one from the 1970s in which the maps were all hypsometric.
Hypsometric maps are those ones that represent terrain with vivid colors: greens for low elevations, browns and purples for high ones. He liked being able to visualize the physical landforms being mapped, but I preferred the clean political maps that Hammond and National Geographic published, where cities and towns stood out neatly on lightly shaded territory and borders were delineated in crisp pastels.
In fact, I dislike hypsometric maps to this day. They look stodgy and old-fashioned to me, something you might see a matronly 1960s schoolteacher straining to pull down in front of a chalkboard.* But it’s more than that. I have to admit that I still like maps for their order and detail as much as for what they can tell us about the real world. A good map isn’t just a useful representation of a place; it’s also a beautiful system in and of itself.
Maps are older than writing, so of course we have no written account of some Newton’s-apple moment in cartography, some prehistoric hunter-gatherer saying, Hey, honey, I drew the world’s first map today.
Every so often, the newly discovered world’s oldest map!
will be announced to great fanfare in scientific journals and even newspaper headlines. But whether the new old map is a cave painting in Spain or a carved mammoth tusk from Ukraine or petroglyphs on a rock by the Snake River in Idaho, these discoveries
always have one thing in common: a whole bunch of annoyed scholars arguing that no, that’s not a map; it’s a pictogram or a landscape painting or a religious artifact, but it’s not really a map. When a cryptic painting was unearthed from the Neolithic Anatolian settlement of Çatalhöyük in 1963, its discoverer, James Mellaart, proclaimed the eight-thousand-year-old artifact to be a map of the area. The domino-like boxes drawn at the bottom of the wall represented the village, he claimed, and the pointy, spotted orange shape above them must be the nearby twin-coned volcano of Hasan Dag. Cartographers went nuts, and historians and geologists even combed the painting for clues as to the history of prehistoric eruptions at the site. There’s just one hitch: subsequent researchers have decided that the spotted thingy probably isn’t meant to be a volcano: it’s a stretched leopard skin. That’s not lava spewing forth, just a set of claws. Ergo, the mural was never a map at all. Archaeologists’ embarrassing inability to tell a leopard and a volcano apart turns out to be the same syndrome that had me seeing coastlines in my grandparents’ wood paneling. It’s called cartacacoethes
: the uncontrollable compulsion to see maps everywhere.
The Çatalhöyük mural. Volcanoes or leopard? You make the call.
Many early protomaps do share some similarities with modern cartography, but it’s a blurry line: their primary significance was probably artistic or spiritual. The essential traits we associate with maps today evolved gradually over millennia. We first see cardinal directions on Babylonian clay tablet maps from five thousand years ago, for instance, but distances don’t appear on maps for three thousand more years—our oldest such example is a bronze plate from China’s Zhou Dynasty. Centuries more pass before we get to our oldest surviving paper map, a Greek papyrus depicting the Iberian Peninsula around the time of Christ. The first compass rose appears in the Catalan Atlas of 1375. Choropleth
maps—those in which areas are colored differently to represent different values on some scale, like the red-and-blue maps on election night—date back only to 1826.*
But if the historical discovery
of maps was a slow and gradual process, the way modern mapheads discover maps as children is more like the way cavemen must have discovered fire: as a flash of lightning. You see that first map, and your mind is rewired, probably forever. In my case, the Ur-map was a wooden puzzle of the fifty states I got as a Christmas present when I was three—you know the kind, Florida decorated with palm trees, Washington with apples. On my puzzle, Nebraska, confusingly, wore a picture of a family of pigs. The two peninsulas of Michigan were welded together into a single puzzle piece, so that I believed for years afterward that Michigan was a single landmass in the lumpy shape of a lady’s handbag.
For other kids, it was the globe in Dad’s study, or the atlas stretched out on the shag carpeting of the living room, or a free gas station map during a family vacation to Yosemite. (Many cases of twentieth-century American map geekdom, it seems, began the same way that many twentieth-century Americans began: conceived in the backseats of Buicks.) But whatever the map, all it takes is one. Cartophilia, the love of maps, is a love at first sight. It must be predestined, written somewhere in the chromosomes.
It’s been this way for centuries. That wooden map puzzle that took my map virginity when I was three? Those date back to the 1760s, when they were called dissected maps
and were wildly popular toys, the ancestors of all modern jigsaw puzzles. For Victorian children, the most common first map was a page in a family or school Bible, since a map of the Holy Land was often the only color plate in a vast sea of begat
s and behold
s. Nothing like a dry two-hour sermon on the Book of Lamentations to make a simple relief map look suddenly fascinating by comparison! That single page probably drew more youthful study than the rest of the Good Book put together—Samuel Beckett makes a joke in Waiting for Godot about how his two characters, Vladimir and Estragon, have never read the Gospels but remember very clearly that the Dead Sea in their Bible maps was a very pretty . . . pale blue.
Joseph Hooker, the great British botanist, once wrote to his close friend Charles Darwin that his first exposure to maps had been a Sunday school map of the world before the flood
that he said he spent hours of his tenderest years
studying. That one map led to his lifelong interest in exploration and science, during which he helped Darwin develop the theory of evolution.
In the twentieth century, when kids were spending less time in front of Bibles, the inevitable map on their schoolroom wall served the same purpose: something to stare at when a dull monologue on fractions or Johnny Tremain started to turn into the wordless wah-wah
drone of the teacher from a Peanuts TV special. I just now realized why I know all the Australian state capitals, in fact: my desk in second grade was right next to the bulletin board that had the world map on it. My head was just inches from Darwin and Adelaide and, um, Hobart. (See? I still got it.) If I’d been a little taller then, I might be an expert on Indonesia or Japan today instead.
Recently I was driving my friend Todd to the airport, and, while talking about his vacation plans, he outed himself as a bit of a geography nerd. (I’d known Todd for years, incidentally, but was only now finding out we had this in common. Map people sometimes live for years in the closet, cartophilia apparently being one of the last remaining loves that dare not speak their names.) He boasted that, thanks to the hours of his childhood he’d spent poring over atlases, he could still rattle off the names of every world capital, so that’s how we spent the rest of the drive. We both discovered that the capitals we stumbled over weren’t the obscure ones (Bujumbura, Burundi! Port-of-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago!) but rather major European cities like Bratislava, Slovakia, and Kiev, Ukraine. Why? Because these cities had committed the crime of becoming national capitals after the end of the Cold War, when Todd and I weren’t map-memorizing nine-year-olds anymore! Apparently our knowledge of geography is like your grandparents’ knowledge of personal computers: it ends in 1987.
I suspect that Todd and I are far from alone in this—that many people’s hunger for maps (mappetite?) peaks in childhood. In part, this is due to the fact that nobody is ever as obsessed about anything as a crazed seven-year-old is; this week I’m sure my son, Dylan, thinks about dinosaurs more than any adult paleontologist ever. Next week it’ll probably be spaceships or Venus flytraps or sports cars.
But there does seem to be something about maps that makes them specifically irresistible to children. Consider: most square, old-timey hobbies are taken up in middle age as a way to mortify one’s teenage children. That’s when Dad suddenly gets obsessed with Dixieland jazz or bird-watching or brewing lager in the basement. Not so with map love, which you catch either during your Kool-Aid years or not at all. In fact, I remember my map ardor abruptly cooling around puberty—you discover pretty quickly that it’s not a hit with girls to know the names of all the Netherlands Antilles. In college, I briefly had a pleasant-but-bookish Canadian roommate named Sheldon. (Note: Nerdy first name not fictionalized for this story!) Sheldon moved into the apartment first that September and had the whole place—living room, kitchen, bedrooms—papered with dozens of National Geographic maps by the time the rest of us arrived. I rolled my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that we were never going to see a single girl inside the apartment. But in third grade, I’m sure I would have been over the moon at this development, making Sheldon pinky-swear to be my BFF and drawing detailed maps of Costa Rica on the back of his Trapper Keeper.
See, in elementary school, I was convinced that I was the only one in the world who felt like this. None of my friends, I was sure, ran home to their atlases after school. In the years since then, I’ve become vaguely aware that this, whatever it is, is a thing that exists: that some fraction of humanity loves geography with a strange intensity. I’ll see a three-year-old on Oprah who can point out every country on a world map and think, hey, that was me. I’ll read about a member of the Extra Miler Club who has visited all 3,141 counties in the United States or about an antique map of the Battle of Yorktown selling at auction for a million dollars. And I’ll wonder: where does this come from? It’s easy to see from my own life story, my Portrait of the Autist as a Young Man, that these mapheads are my tribe, but I’m mystified by our shared tribal culture and religion. Why did maps mean—why do they still mean, I guess—so much to me? Maps are just a way of organizing information, after all—not normally the kind of thing that spawns obsessive fandom. I’ve never heard anyone profess any particular love for the Dewey Decimal System. I’ve never met a pie-chart geek. I suppose indexes are good at what they do, but do they inspire devotion?
There must be something innate about maps, about this one specific way of picturing our world and our relation to it, that charms us, calls to us, won’t let us look anywhere else in the room if there’s a map on the wall. I want to get to the bottom of what that is. I see it as a chance to explore one of the last remaining blank spaces
available to us amateur geographers and cartographers: the mystery of what makes our consuming map obsession tick. I will go there.
Chapter 2
BEARING
n.: the situation or horizontal direction of one point with respect to the compass
An individual is not distinct from his place. He is his place.
—GABRIEL MARCEL
James Joyce’s alter ego, Stephen Dedalus, is bored in his geography classes—all those place-names in America seem so far away to him. But when the places are his, his native surroundings, he has no trouble with their names. This is what he writes on the flyleaf of his geography textbook:
Stephen Dedalus
Class of Elements
Clongowes Wood College
Sallins
County Kildare
Ireland
Europe
The World
The Universe
As a child, I liked to write my address using a similar hierarchy—though I was apparently more of a space geek than wee Stephen, so my address featured a few steps (The Solar System, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Virgo Supercluster
) that he skipped. I’m sure my elaborate envelope-addressing system annoyed the mailman, but it delighted me. One of the fundamental questions of childhood is Where am I?
and children want to know the answer on every level, from the microlocal to the galactic.
What was it that identified us as closet geographers, perhaps as children, long before we knew enough to put a name on our private passions?
Peirce Lewis, then the president of the Association of American Geographers, asked in a 1985 address. The visceral love of maps
is only part of the equation, he said. The second, common to us all, is topophilia, an equally visceral passion for the earth—more particularly, some magic or beloved place on the surface of the earth.
The word topophilia,
from the Greek for love of place,
was popularized by the geographer Yi-Fu Tuan in a 1974 book.* When I first read about the concept, I experienced a jolt of recognition and validation, like a patient finally getting the right diagnosis for an obscure malady. I had felt this weirdly intense connection to landscape my whole life, but it was a relief to finally have a fancy Greek name to hang on it. Lewis said he had been forged into a geographer by the white sand dunes on the shores of Lake Michigan where he used to spend his summers as a child. My own primeval landscape was the Pacific Northwest, where I was raised: the lush pastures of my grandparents’ farm in Oregon’s Willamette River Valley, and especially the drizzly cedar-and-fir forests of western Washington State, so thick with moss and ferns that even in winter the forest floor is a vivid shade of green you normally see only in children’s books about dinosaurs. If you hooked me up to one of those hospital monitors, I imagine the graph of my heartbeat would look exactly like the pale contour of the Olympic Mountains seen across Puget Sound on a sunny day. Well, no, not really. That would be charming but probably fatal.
Young topophiles are most deeply shaped by the environments where they first became aware they had an environment: they imprint, like barnyard fowl. Baby ducks will follow the first moving object they see in the first few hours after they hatch. If it’s their mother, great; if it’s not, they become the ducklings you see following pigs or tractors around the farm on hilarious Sunday-morning news pieces. When I was seven years old, my family moved from Seattle to Seoul, Korea; I’ve since lived all over the globe, from Singapore to Spain to Salt Lake City. (The alliteration has been a coincidence, not an itinerary.) These are all places with distinctive, beautiful landscapes, ranging from tropical jungles to Mars-like salt flats, and I happily explored them all, but it was too late for me. I had already imprinted on a different part of the world. Falling in love with places is just like falling in love with people: it can happen more than once, but never quite like your first time.
These early landscapes are the maps over which my mind wanders even while I’m asleep. I rarely dream about the office cubicle where I worked for years or the house I live in now. My dreams are far more likely to be set in more primal settings: my grandparents’ sunlit kitchen, the hallways of my elementary school. And geography is an unusually vivid element in my dreams. Upon waking, I rarely remember the dream people I met or the jumble of events that took place, but I always have a very strong sense for where I stood, which direction I was traveling. Years later, I can still remember dreams that took place in nonexistent neighborhoods of major cities—Seattle, San Francisco, New York. Within those dreams, I always navigated with a very specific idea of where I was on a city map, and always, of course, with the dreamer’s absolute certainty that I had been there many times before.
Not everyone thinks this way, of course. We all have our own filing systems. A history buff might mentally index things chronologically. ("Let’s see, that must have been the summer of ’84, because the Colts were already in Indianapolis but The Cosby Show hadn’t premiered yet . . .") The quiz buffs I met when I was playing Jeopardy! excel at trivia because of strong associative memories; they are naturally gifted at storing new facts, and retrieving them, by topic. Some new factoid about, say, peanuts will stick in their mental mesh because it gets linked to clusters of thematically similar data, facts about circuses and Jimmy Carter and peanut butter, which in turn links to Annette Funicello and George Washington Carver, and so on.
But some of us organize the world by location.
I wish I had a dollar for every time a student has walked into my office and said, ‘I’ve always loved geography, and I’ve always loved maps, ever since I was young,’
says Keith Clarke, the University of