Sex, Drugs, Ratt & Roll: My Life in Rock
By Stephen Pearcy and Sam Benjamin
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Women. Spandex. Drugs. Hair spray...Welcome to heavy metal rock ’n’ roll, circa 1980, when all you needed was the right look, burning ambition, and a chance. Stephen Pearcy and supergroup Ratt hit the bull’s-eye. What they did with their fame and fortune is a riotous tale of...
SEX, DRUGS, RATT & ROLL
Pearcy was a scrawny, horny, thrill-seeking teenager with an electric guitar who had graduated from backyard parties in San Diego to half-empty dives in Los Angeles before he and his band broke through at Whiskey a Go Go. Cranking out metal just as metal got hot, Ratt was the perfect band at the perfect time, and their hit single “Round and Round” became a top-selling anthem. The bigger Ratt got, the more excessive Pearcy and his “pussy pirates” became. There was nothing these guys wouldn’t snort, drink, bed, or break. And the fans were just as bad, as husbands and mothers offered up nubile wives and daughters as tribute to their rock ’n’ roll idols.
On a journey that could happen only in America, Pearcy met everyone from Michael Jackson to Drew Barrymore (at age twelve, at a New York nightclub, at 2 a.m.) to Rodney Dangerfield. His infamous partner-in-crime, Ratt guitarist Robbin Crosby, a blond Viking with an unsurpassed appetite for drugs and women, cuts a towering and tragic figure throughout.
As Ratt scrambled up a wall of fame and wealth, so they experienced the gut-wrenching free fall, after too many hours in buses, planes, and limos; too many women; too many drugs; and all the personality clashes and ego trips that marked the beginning of the end. Pearcy offers a stunningly honest selfportrait of a man running on the fumes of ambition and loneliness as the party crashed. His rock ’n’ roll confessional, by turns incredible, hilarious, and lyrical, is a story of survival—and a search for the things that matter most.
Stephen Pearcy
Stephen Pearcy, founder, lead singer and songwriter of the popular rock band Ratt, led his band to critical praise and multi-platinum success. Formed in Los Angeles in 1982 from the remains of his band Mickey Ratt, Ratt was known for their flamboyant appearance and rebellious attitude. Pearcy currently lives in Los Angeles.
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Readers find this title to be a worthwhile read, especially for fans of RATT and 80's rock. The book provides gritty backstage stories and a balanced amount of back-story. While there are some minor errors and a disturbing scene, overall, readers enjoy the raw and raunchy yet human storytelling. The author's good heart shines through, and the book leaves readers wanting more.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5couldn't put it down! flows easily and leaves you wanting more!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Raw and raunchy and yet very human. Stephen may be a flawed person but he is trying his best to do his best. He has a good heart. Unfortunately, his older brother sounds like a psychopath with his treatment of animals. There is a disturbing scene describing his brother's behavior early in the book.
It's a minor error but I'm not sure where Stephen got the idea that Ronnie James Dio was British. He was born in New Hampshire, which is where his father was stationed during World War II.
If you want gritty backstage stories, Stephen has plenty of them. I grew up during the late 1970s and early 1980s. I loved Ratt. I wish Stephen continued success. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Probably because I am a huge fan of RATT, I thoroughly enjoyed Stephen's book. Just enough of the road life we all dream of living and a balanced amount of back-story. It was a worthwhile read, in my opinion.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Nothing out of the ordinary. A mediocre rocker telling a worn out story
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Ratt was THE band for me in the 80's. Still great music to this day. Great reading about it.
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Sex, Drugs, Ratt & Roll - Stephen Pearcy
YOU’RE TALKIN’ TO ME
IN 2009, I PACKED myself off to rehab in Pasadena, California, in an attempt to wean myself from that nagging booze/pills/grass/heroin habit I’d picked up over the last several decades. There was an initial period of hell, better known as withdrawal, followed by a long stretch of a much more annoying kind of torture: therapy.
It’s the price of getting clean, I guess. They help you ditch the drugs, make it so your bandmates no longer have to stick mirrors underneath your nostrils to see if you’re still alive when you go into one of your increasingly frequent nods in the recording studio—and then you have to sort of humor them when they say, What else about you can we clean up?
I was assigned a decent, flabby therapist named Dr. Harold Roberts, who had the nerve to imply that I might have a few other addictions to my name, too.
"What I’d like to ask you, Stephen, is, have you ever considered yourself a sex addict?"
I laughed. How would I even know?
A sex addict might, for instance, spend the majority of his waking hours trying to procure sex.
I’m a rock singer,
I said. If you have to try to get laid, then there’s definitely something wrong.
Did you ever have a period of your life when you went from partner to partner, without due regard for their personalities?
Yes. The 1980s.
Okay.
Dr. Roberts laughed. All right. Humor can be a defense mechanism. How many partners might you have had?
He said it casually, but I could see his interest was growing.
You know that guy John Paul?
I said. Lives in Italy?
The Pope?
Dr. Roberts asked.
More than him.
Again with the humor,
said Dr. Roberts.
My stamina in the mid-’80s was unparalleled,
I began. I was tearing down three chicks a day when we were on the road, under ideal conditions.
Three? But I don’t even see how that’s possible.
"It’s possible when you’re organized. It’s possible when you have a team."
They were well-trained and faithful soldiers—Phil, Joe, and Road Dog—each one ready to scout the hottest trim around and slap passes in those girls’ hands. They’d continue throughout our show, scanning the audience, knowing my type perfectly. After the encore, there would be twenty-five giggling blondes lined up, all incredible tits, flat stomachs, and golden asses. I just had to pick.
But of course you’re exaggerating,
Dr. Roberts said.
Now,
I continued, if you want to throw down on tour, you have to learn how to do it right. You space out the trim—one before the show in your dressing room, one midshow, during the drum solo, and then obviously, one at the hotel that night.
A momentary silence filled the room.
Or on the bus.
The doctor was writing something down in his notebook.
But you must stay organized. For instance, always make sure to take a Polaroid of each of your girls. Write her phone number on the back with a Sharpie. Then hand that off to your security guy to stick in his Rolodex, so that you have it for next time you come through Jacksonville or Corpus Christi.
Mr. Pearcy, this is compulsive behavior, don’t you agree?
"No, it’s smart behavior. I grew up with this, man. I was at Van Halen shows for a long time before my band broke, and I knew the best bands had their systems down. I always told my guys when we got big, we’d do it right."
The doctor and I stared at each other for a while. It was nice and quiet in that office. You pay through the nose if you go to rehab, at least if you go to some of the posher places. The one I went to, embarrassingly, is the place where Dr. Drew filmed his celebrity rehab show. I liked the cleanliness and general high production value of the whole place, though.
Back in the day, I used my itineraries to keep track of every single chick I ever met or put myself into. I kept them my whole adult life. Had stacks and stacks and stacks of them. They got burned by my super-pissed girlfriends. I’d just write the girl’s name, her phone number, the city I met her in, and a rating. You know, seven, eight, maybe a nine. Once in a while, a true ten. And if we had sex, I’d mark it with three x’s. And if we did something else, I’d write that. Then I’d try to add some sort of signature description, like ‘see again.’ Or ‘fly out.’ Or ‘kinda funky.’
Do you have anything else that you want to tell me, Stephen?
Dr. Roberts said. Anything that you’d like to get off your chest?
Where do I start?
THE YOUNG AND THE DAMNED
I WAS BORN SCREAMING in Long Beach, California, on July 3, 1956, a slick, black-haired ball of muscle, part German, part Irish, part who knows what. Pure mutt.
I’m a twin: I came out first.
My most distinct memories of childhood are of unrelenting California sunshine and the moist smell of crabgrass in our small, ragged backyard. Our family never had much money, and I never had real pets. My older brother and I became ghetto zookeepers, collecting beady-eyed possums, raccoons, and squirrels. I would put on electrical gloves and try to hug the animals to my chest.
He’s going to bite you,
my brother warned me. He probably has rabies.
My brother and I pooled our allowances and purchased rats from the pet store, storing them in cheap wire cages. One night, a renegade rat with steely whiskers escaped his cage and went to town on our pet turtle. In seconds, he had begun to suck the turtle’s body out from underneath the shell.
Will, watch this!
I cried, fascinated.
It ain’t nothing.
"But he’s . . . he’s killing him."
Our turtle died a terrifying, slow death that night, right before our eyes. The rat looked wholly unrepentant, teeth dripping with blood, eyes bright and alien.
We better off him, too,
said my brother. Go get me my knife.
But why?
I cried.
"Dammit, Stephen, don’t start crybabying over a goddamn rat. That thing’s a menace. You saw it yourself. He’s a common murderer. We’re going to have to put him down."
My brother clutched the rat’s stomach in his left hand and as it struggled, he used his free hand to slash its throat with a knife. Rat blood flowed onto his hands and the toes of his sneakers. Together we buried the disemboweled body in the backyard.
That was fucking very uncool of you,
I choked.
"You sound weird when you say fuck," my brother mused.
bulletMUSIC WOULDN’T PIERCE ME WITH ITS terrible talons for a very long time. Which is not to say I didn’t feel it when I heard it; more like, I was utterly clueless when it came to its finer points. Some would argue I stayed that way throughout my career.
When I was about fourteen, my older sister had a cool
boyfriend, with a mop of thick black hair and big forearm muscles. He dressed like a greaser, an outdated look by the early ’70s, but his rebel vibe came through, and that was what mattered. He smoked filterless Camels, the official cigarette of the who-gives-a-fuck set.
Listen to this, man.
He handed me a pair of large ’70s headphones that led from my sister’s eight-track player. "This is real music."
I fitted the phones over my ears and bopped my head appreciatively. "She’s awesome," I remarked politely.
"Who’s awesome?" he sneered.
Janis,
I said. Janis Joplin? Right?
"Oh, man, my sister said, embarrassed.
My little brother thinks Led Zeppelin is Janis Joplin?"
I stammered, I was just kidding.
Pretty funny that I had absolutely no clue who Led Zeppelin was, considering how infatuated I’d become with the band in later teenage years, pestering record store clerks all across Southern California for the latest bootlegs until finally one shouted at me, "I’ll LET YOU KNOW, Pearcy! Okay?"
A similar event transpired at the home of my friend Victor Mamanna. On his bedroom wall, Victor had a large poster of an ugly, scary-looking chick. She was pale-faced, crow-eyed, with long black hair dripping from her skull. I studied the poster carefully, repulsed by the imagery.
"That is one freaky-looking chick," I said.
Victor cracked up laughing. Stephen. That’s Alice Cooper!
She’s a dog,
I said.
Victor roared. "Cooper’s a guy! And a genius."
I shrugged. How was I supposed to know?
Music was a groove, sure, but my first love, even as early as the age of ten, was the girls. They just did it for me—all of them. At my Catholic school, St. Gerard’s, I didn’t mess with kickball, or marbles, or any of that basic Boy Scout crap; no, I spent all my recesses trying to charm the babes in my class into the boys’ restroom.
"I’m not going to go in there," giggled most girls who I tried to get into the bathroom.
Come on,
I coaxed. It’ll be fun. We’ll be all alone.
Somehow, I managed to tempt many of them inside. We tried to French kiss, I tried to cop a feel. Childish graffiti decorated the walls around us.
While the plaid skirts were world-class, Catholic school wasn’t perfect. I was a fairly appalling student. I had a talent for art, and I wasn’t bad at English, but after that, my aptitude and attention span dropped off a ten-foot riser. Classroom time was better spent spitballing my friend Andy Holgwen’s hair without him feeling the weight of it, or fucking with the school savant, a huge Japanese kid, Louis Watanabe. That kind of immature shit often earned me personal time with our head nun, a frightening woman known as Sister Barbara.
Put out your hand, Stephen.
Oh, no, I ain’t.
I smirked. I know what that’s all about.
"Put our your hand," Sister Barbara hissed.
So you can smack it with your ruler?
I laughed, smashing each hand firmly underneath the opposite bicep. Not a chance.
Sister Barbara stared me down, her face hard and bleak.
Do as I say, Stephen, or I won’t be responsible for the consequences.
Sister,
I warned her, if you smack me with that ruler, I’m gonna smack you right back.
Wrong thing to say. The nun colored instantly, a hot crimson flush spreading from neck to forehead, her face becoming all twisted lips and knitted eyebrows.
We’ll see what your mother has to say about that,
she said, her voice dangerously quiet.
I kept my arms crossed defiantly.
My mother arrived half an hour later. The nun explained our situation succinctly. "Your son informed me that I am in danger of being struck by him."
With no hesitation, my mom reached out and smacked me hard across the back of my head. Whip-crack! Like this?
Man, you just didn’t want to cross my mom. She was nothing like my older sister, who threw brooms and irons at us when mom was at work. Most of it was just frustration, and love was behind it all. My mother had a tough row to hoe. My dad was rarely around, and when he did show up, he was either drunk, dragging on dope, or ominously silent. Only when I would fill those shoes later would I understand the nature of his addictions.
My father, Bill Pearcy, seemed to believe I was weak, and as a veteran of the Korean War, he wasn’t particularly happy about that. He did his best to toughen me up, though if you watched it from afar, you might liken it to the way other men tenderize meat. He bounced my head off plenty of walls. For some reason, instead of developing the stiff upper lip he wanted for me, I continued to just cry like a baby.
I’m sending you boys to karate lessons,
he decided one day.
We studied karate in a dingy strip mall, and I surprised myself by learning the punches and kicks. Soon I could fight. My reflexes were sharp, but still he wasn’t satisfied. When I spilled my milk at the table, I got a smack on the jaw. When I yelled at my sister, I took one on the chin.
Things will get better,
my mother promised me. "Things will change."
But they never did. I got pummeled, again and again. I seemed to be the only kid in the family he liked to smack; that kinda confused me. Wouldn’t it be kind of fun to smack your other kids around a little bit? I thought. Do you find me to have, like, an especially punchable face?
One time he beat the shit out of me with surprising enthusiasm, jabbing my face with the force and intensity of a boxer. The next morning, my brother shook me awake.
Hey, Stephen?
What?
I croaked. My eyes were swollen; my throat felt stiff and awful.
My brother softened. Want to go catch a pet?
That afternoon, my brother and I found a wild rabbit in the fields near the house. I was in love at first sight. It was the softest, warmest creature I had ever held against my skin. I cradled it in my arms, feeling the heartbeat of something gentle and good.
With no warning at all, the little monster tore its tiny white teeth into my forearm and wouldn’t let go. I had to punch his crazy fucking body off my arm, bashing it against our picnic table, again and again, until finally, stunned, it relaxed its death grip and hopped away.
DRIVE ME CRAZY
RATT WAS BORN FROM the ruins of Mickey Ratt, in Southern California, in 1982. The dysfunctional band and our sleazy brand of musical passion were a direct product of my ragged upbringing, but we’re also such a 1980s creation. Ratt could only have been born in that weird decade. We are a consequence of the bizarre tastes of the time.
Weirdness abounded in the 1980s, spreading like a virus. It was the golden era of MTV and the dawn of image rock, where Aqua Net hair spray stood in as a secret fifth member of rock bands and vast piles of potent cocaine decorated the oak desktops of many an aging, open-shirted Hollywood record executive. Sam Kinison, a shrieking, maniacal ex-preacher from Tulsa, Oklahoma, slowly became a fixture on the metal scene in the latter half of the decade, as recognizable and respected as any member of Mötley Crüe, Cinderella, or Twisted Sister. He loved the screams of guitars and the caresses of rock sluts, and I was proud to be part of his entourage.
In 1987, Kinison recorded a version of the Troggs hit Wild Thing
and began to climb the charts himself. For his music video, he hired Praise the Lord scandal alumna Jessica Hahn and her crudely sculpted, giant-size boob job, and put her into a wrestling ring. Kinison and Hahn fought it out, then smooched weirdly. Steven Adler, Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Tommy Lee, Richie Sambora, Sebastian Bach, Billy Idol, and I were all there, making cameos, standing by awkwardly. At a certain point, Tommy and the Guns N’ Roses guys began throwing beers and spitting on Jessica, who looked surprised, then aroused, then demented. Sam kept screaming louder and louder.
None of it made sense unless you were coked to the gills, which, of course, everyone was, except me—as everyone knows, I only had a vial of krell around for the girls who needed a wake-up call. There were giant bowls of blow everywhere you looked in those days. My jaw tightens just thinking about it.
The ’80s was my decade, but I refuse to take responsibility for all that went on. Scott Baio produced an album of soft-rock songs, Jason Bateman guest-starred on Win, Lose or Draw. Gary Busey burst out of bathrooms at parties in Beverly Hills, eyes bulging and his jaw tighter than a running back’s. Michael J. Fox boinked Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Jessica Parker dated Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage got down with Uma Thurman, Uma Thurman ran into the arms of Don Johnson, Don Johnson dived into Barbra Streisand. Nikki Sixx dated Vanity, Prince’s creation. She was a light-skinned diva with hair like a glam rocker and a freebase habit that would have alarmed Richard Pryor. Millions of eyeballs watched both Nikki and Vanity on television, creating a power couple comparable to Sean Penn and Madonna, or Slash and Traci Lords. Robbin Crosby dated Apollonia.
Cocaine was never my drug, but I might have been the only one who felt that way. (I dabbled here and there. It made me sleep more than hyped me up.) George Clinton, on the other hand, did so much blow in the ’80s that he spoke in tongues. Rick James burnt a chick with a crack pipe—or so we hear. Stevie Nicks had a hole in her nose the size of an eyeball. The only sober musician for miles around may have been young Tiffany, whose ballad I Think We’re Alone Now
topped the pop charts for months in 1987. The song played constantly. You couldn’t get away from it.
We were recording artists of the Reagan era, crafting power chords, American music, earning platinum albums and untold millions of dollars. We were flailing around like Godzillas, whipping our immense tails, destroying everything in our path. We shoveled painkillers down the hatch, chased them with domestic beer, and flipped over our cassette tapes. It was the ’80s, and the smell of money was in the air.
bulletBY THE TIME I WAS ELEVEN, I was a teenager, smoking, drinking, getting kicked out of Catholic school for the minor offense of groping some girl behind the gym on a perfect L.A. night in 1968. You might say I was an Instant Teenager. And I stayed that way forever: also, Constant Teenager.
After being expelled from Catholic school, the only possible solution was Orville Wright Junior High School, located in Westchester, near the airport, LAX. Andy Holgwen came with me. We added to our posse Victor Mamanna (of the Alice Cooper poster), Mike Hartigan, and Dennis O’Neill, a good-natured blond surf kid who would slowly evolve, over the next few years, into the kind of bell-bottom-wearing, bong-smoking, tapestry-digging hippie pothead upon which the foundation of the stonerrific 1970s were built.
We were a tight gang of hooligans, young punks obsessed with Schwinn Stingray bikes and the idea of copping trim—or, more realistically, at least an ass squeeze here and there. We lived for speed and joy and escape, and the maximum amount of freedom a twelve-year-old could grab. We raced to school, to the beach after school. We pushed and cursed relentlessly, pretending to be older than we were.
Watch out, man, move to the side. You go too slow, fag!
How am I a fag? Your hair goes down to your ass!
Cars existed only for us to fuck with. We weaved recklessly through traffic on our bikes, dodging buses, flipping off pedestrians, ignoring the furious honks of the cars around us. At lunch, we’d sneak off campus, haul ass over to the mall, and engage in shoplifting.
Backyard parties were the cool thing to do on weekends. The five of us congregated at every gala, wearing Levi’s and tennis shoes, smoking shitty joints and eating crossroads, a type of amphetamine popular at the time, referring to the scored cross mark on the tablet. California was a polluted hell at the time, but in Playa del Rey or in Venice, at some rich kid’s place, with Deep Purple or Cream warbling over the stereo system, soft breezes blowing on the back of your neck, the pleasure of being alive was undeniable.
My dad was out of the picture. Tired of the constant fighting and abusive behavior, my mom had eventually mustered up enough nerve to leave him. He lived out of a seedy motel near the airport, laboring at killing himself in one never-ending, horribly painstaking, perfect smack binge. My sister and I visited him there in his bunker a few times, celebrated a grim birthday in his room, complete with cake and soda pop.
Blow out the candles, Stephen,
my dad instructed me. His face was swollen and miserable. The cake was frosted elaborately.
I took in an enormous breath. My cheeks swelled as I prepared to huff the flames into oblivion.
Stop playing around and just do it already,
he muttered.
Deflated, I just let the breath wheeze out of my mouth.
We didn’t linger for long. My mother yanked us out soon after the cake was cut. My dad gave me a weak hug right before I left, and that was basically it—forever. He overdosed a couple of months later. My mom lied about it, told us it was a heart attack. I’d be an adult before I would find out how he really died—and what he went through; and the predilections I would eventually inherit.
Sometimes she asked me if I missed him. I would always answer yes, and once in a while, I even meant it. But for the most part, what the hell was there to miss? The guy’s main contribution to my life was tearing the skin off my face with his enormous knuckles. Ask my brother and sisters if they missed him. Although maybe not my sister Debbie, because I still have a memory of her holding up a serrated steak knife at him the last time he laid into my mom, sobbing her eyes out, screaming, Get the FUCK away from her or I’ll gut you!
Without our father, we were on our own, but it didn’t feel bad. I’ve always been good at being alone. My mother, however, wanted a partner, and after mourning the loss of my father, she started dating a guy named Jim, a good-looking dude her own age, kind of a playboy type. He was a man’s man who hunted elk and had a thick brown mustache.
When I was fourteen, I became obsessed with drag racing. Everywhere we moved, through my early teens, it seemed there was always a dragster or funny car parked nearby. Through a set of strange coincidences, I managed to insinuate myself onto a pit crew for one of the best racers in Southern California, Walt Rhoades, a kind man who owned a ragged dog that ate lit cigarettes.
Stephen,
Walt instructed me, check this out.
Walt dropped his smoke on the pavement. His dog attacked the butt, extinguished it with his muzzle, then slobbered the cigarette into his mouth. He sucked furiously, swallowed the tobacco, and finally coughed out the filter. The whole operation took no more than five seconds in total.
Amazing,
I said.
Perfect animal, right?
Walt agreed, nodding.
Racing had it all: danger, noise, speed, and style. Each day I dreamed of nitromethane and methanol, and of becoming the nation’s youngest Top Fuel drag racer. I was obsessed with every detail: the hammering sound, the shrieking metal, the blasting tailpipes, the parachutes on the cars. Walt took me to every racetrack in Southern California. It was before the days of semis, plush coaches, and the multimillion dollar race deals we see today.
Here comes Pearcy staging his Top Fuel car!
I’d whisper to myself, at night, in bed, entertaining myself by creating intricate fantasy races.
My mother met Walt and approved of him sufficiently, allowing him to take me to Indianapolis with him when he raced at the nationals—the biggest, most important race on the circuit. The Super Bowl of drag racing. The morning we were set to take off, my mother walked me out to the curb.
Make sure to eat, Stephen. And don’t let those damn cars trap you and roll on top of you.
Mom,
I said, embarrassed, I know my way around a racetrack.
Watch out for him, Walter.
Of course, Mrs. Pearcy.
Walt tossed his half-smoked cigarette on the ground and his dog fell on it with relish.
What is that . . . dog doing?
my mother asked, horrified.
Breakfast,
said Walt.
I recall the races perfectly: the earsplitting sound, and the pure deafening adrenaline created by the churning and gunning that went on for an eternity before the starting green, our pit crew so alert with nervous excitement we were higher than any man could get on amphetamines, swarming Walt in his space-suit helmet and goggles, inspecting every inch of the anteater-snouted dragster, moving in perfect synch, reading one another’s body language with total clarity. I was the guy who poured the bleach for the burnout; I was the guy who poured the used oil against the fence. And I was loving every minute of it.
When I came back that summer, my mother moved us down to San Diego, where Jim had a house. I wasn’t anxious to go with her: I had my racing dream to follow—to become one of the youngest drivers on the circuit. I loved L.A. But I had no choice in the matter.
On my very first day of school at Clairemont High—which, a decade later, would serve as the model for Cameron Crowe’s Fast Times at Ridgemont High—I arrived in the parking lot early, nervous, a meek, lonely, new-kid sensation inhabiting my body like a flu bug.
HEY!
came a voice. "You want a beer, man?"
A dude with a thin blond mustache and a waterfall of dirty hair offered me a