Bed: A Novel
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Mal Ede, a child of untamed manners and unbounded curiosity, is the eccentric eldest son of an otherwise typical middle-class family. But as the wonders of childhood fade into the responsibilities of adulthood, Mal’s spirits fade too. On his twenty-fifth birthday, disillusioned, Mal goes to bed—back to his childhood bed—and never emerges again.
Narrated by Mal’s shy, diligent younger brother, Bed details Mal’s subsequent extreme and increasingly grotesque transformation: immobility and a gargantuan appetite combine, over the course of two decades, to make him the fattest man in the world. Despite his seclusion and his refusal to explain his motivations, Mal’s condition earns him worldwide notoriety and a cult of followers convinced he is making an important statement about modern life. But Mal’s actions will also change the lives of his haunted parents, his brother and the woman they both love, Lou.
In Bed, David Whitehouse has put a magnifying glass on contemporary society. Hailed as a “momentous” (The Bookseller) debut in the UK, Bed is a mordantly funny and ultimately redemptive parable about mortality, obesity, celebrity, depression and the broken promises of adulthood. It is one of the most audacious debut novels in years.
David Whitehouse
David Whitehouse is a former BBC science correspondent and science editor, and the author of several books, including most recently Apollo 11: The Inside Story and Space 2069. He has a doctorate from the Jodrell Bank Radio Observatory and Asteroid 4036 is named after him. He is a regular broadcaster and contributor to newspapers and magazines.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This is a disturbing look into the life of a dysfunctional English family as told by the younger of two sons. Malcolm, the older brother, whose bizzare behavior escalates with age, chooses at the age of 25 for no apparent reason, to stay in bed. He remains there for 20 years, attaining a staggering weight of 100 stones (1400 lbs.) and the title of the fattest man in the world with, unbelievably, a worldwide fan base. His mother happily serves him endless high-calorie meals and snacks, his father retreats to the attic and the younger brother remains hopelessly in love with Malcolm's former girlfriend. The descriptions of the sponge baths given by his doting mother evoke a mental image that is difficult to erase. This book is better than any appetite suppressant ever made.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Although i like the book, i didn't find it funny. Rather a depressing than humorous.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5OK easy to read very short chapters. Mal decides to go to bed on his 25th birthday and never come out. The book is narrated by younger brother we dont know his namewho is in love with Lou. Mals girlfriend. The father works in his attic and the mother feeds Mal big dinners until he is a massive 100 stone. This is a story of families and love.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Beautiful writing. Funny sad characters. Strange situations. Concise. Very enjoyable.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Although i like the book, i didn't find it funny. Rather a depressing than humorous book.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This was definitely a book unlike anything I've read before. I didn't particularly like it, but it made me think about things that don't usually occupy my mind and that gives it value outside of the realm of pure entertainment. Whitehouse has a gift of witty and to the point observations that make you understand exactly what was going on and how everybody involved felt, or mainly how Mal's brother felt. Sometimes after reading a paragraph I couldn't help but silently exclaim "Exactly! That's exactly how it is!" because his characters, who are definitely the highlight of the book, are very ordinary people with simple lives and what happens to them can and often has happened to any one of us at some point. His descriptions don't shy away from anything and his writing style is almost journal-like. I keep referring to Mal's brother as "Mal's brother" because we never find out what his name is and that gave me some of that food for thought I was referring to earlier. On one hand how often do we talk about our own lives and address ourselves by our first name? On the other hand, why doesn't anyone else ever address him by his first name? Another thing I couldn't help but think about was whether Mal was selfish in making himself the focus of his family in such an unusual way or whether he was the glue that kept this family that would've fallen apart otherwise together. Did he destroy their lives or did he give their lives meaning, like he said he wanted to do in the beginning of the book. The reason I didn't especially like this story lies in that as clever as Mr. Whitehouse is too often the book feels like a bunch of one-liners put together and called a novel. The "present" chapters felt tedious and with every meticulous description of Mal and his fat and how their mother cared for him I couldn't help but feel slightly nauseated, wanting to find out more about the past instead of focusing on the present that didn't seem to go anywhere. Another reason for my lukewarm opinion of this book is that I didn't really understand what happened to Mal in the end. The big climax was getting him out of the house and then he just... vanished from the story. Are we to understand that he died? But how? Did he pull the plug or simply didn't make it? I'm all for endings that aren't all cut and dried but there was just too much left unsaid in this book. It all ends well for the main characters of this tragic story. They find love, they find themselves and things work out for them despite everything. I was glad that they were able to make a life for themselves in the end, although I wouldn't want to spend any more time with them than I did. They were all just too messed up. Then again, aren't we all messed up in our own ways? Book received courtesy of Simon & Schuster
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Beautifully written, but ultimately unsatisfying story about a dysfunctional family. On his 25th birthday, older brother Mal decides that life isn't worth the effort, and retires to his bed. Over the years he gains so much weight he becomes something of a celebrity as the world's most obese man. All of the major characters (the enabling mother, the depressive father, the jilted girlfriend, and the unnamed younger brother, who is the narrator) of the story are completely focused on Mal, but Mal himself is a cipher. He sleeps most of the time and sometimes he giggles, but that's about it. The narrator describes Mal's grotesque body in graphic detail, but not his mental state. I still would recommend this book to those who enjoy fine writing, but it wasn't all I hoped t would be.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The elephant in the room…Human beings are, by nature, curious creatures. Every now and again I’ll hear a story, and I simply can’t imagine the circumstances. Certainly this is the case when I hear about the life (or unfortunately more often, the death) of a profoundly morbidly obese individual; someone literally unable to shift their own weight. How does a person get so big, I’ve wondered. Who enables this? How is a person so immobile for so long that their skin FUSES with the fabric on which they rest?David Whitehouse’s auspicious debut novel deals with just such an individual, but I don’t want to give the impression that this is some sort of salacious tabloid story. On the contrary, it’s a portrait of a family viewed through the eyes of the younger son. This first-person narrator is never actually named, beyond being “Mal’s brother,” so fully is his identity subsumed.Malcolm Ede was an unusual and difficult child. How much of it was attention-seeking (public nudity will do that), and how much was the attention merely a by-product of other forces that drove Mal’s behavior? It’s hard to know, because we’re not inside Mal’s head. Their life together is viewed through the prism of his brother’s eyes. And this is what he sees, “His idiosyncrasies amplified his achievements. When he swam, it seemed he swam farther than anyone else. An outsider on his own terms, he was free to build his own rules around him, rules that no one but him could hope to understand. Not even me. I was carried in his slipstream…” And perhaps because of who and what Mal is, his brother is the type of person who, when addressed by the wrong name, won’t bother correcting you. At the present time, Mal is 45 and his brother is 43. They are both currently sharing a bedroom in their childhood home. For Mal, and for his family, it is “Day Seven Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty-Three.” That is, it’s been 7, 483 days since Mal last left his bed. He refused to get up on his 25th birthday, and there he has lain for the past 20 years. Eating. Today he is the fattest man in the world, and there are estimates that he weighs over 1,400 pounds! Says his brother, “He looks like an enormous sea monster caught and displayed in a Victorian museum of the grotesque.” So again, how does this happen? Who enables this? Says his brother, “I look into Mal’s eyes every day. There is nothing wrong with him. He isn’t mad. He wasn’t mad when he was a child, he isn’t mad now as a great big deflated hot-air balloon of skin. This isn’t what we need to discover. You can’t get the right answers unless you ask the right questions. And there is one. Why?” There are no simple answers to these questions, but in the telling, we will learn of the entire Ede family’s history together, told from the boys’ early childhood, moving forward in time, with interludes in the present day. Mr. Whitehouse’s story-telling ability is excellent. He will frequently reference something out of context, making the reader sit up and pay attention until the explanation surfaces. The book is short at 256 pages, and most of the 84 chapters are only a few pages at most. It’s a quick read, and I found myself more and more compelled by the story and invested in the characters as I went along. It’s all so dysfunctional, including the romance at the heart of this story, but I cared about these people.“Mal grew bigger and wider and rounder and heavier. Like a colony of ants, we worked and lived and fed around him, pretending that everything was normal, which in the strangest of ways it was.” The elephant in the room.
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Bed - David Whitehouse
One
Asleep he sounds like a pig hunting truffles in soot. It isn’t snoring, more of a death rattle. But for that it is a quiet morning, the morning of Day Seven Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty-Three, according to the display on the wall.
The peace is punctuated only by the crashing of a crow into the patio door. This almighty clatter doesn’t wake Mal, who continues to produce great growls from deep within his chest. They echo in my ears like the sonar conversations between dolphins and submarines.
Mal weighs a hundred stone, they predicted. That’s big. That’s more than half a ton. Those photographs you see of whales that have beached and exploded, split by the buildup of gases inside, the thick coating of blubber that blankets the sand, that’s what Mal looks like. He has grown and swelled across the bed, two king-size and a single tied together. He has spread out so far from the nucleus of his skeleton, he is an enormous meat duvet.
It has taken him twenty years to become this big. He isn’t even the color of skin anymore. Peppered with burst capillaries, a truck-size block of sausage meat packed into a pair of cheap tights. The fat has claimed his toe- and fingernails, his nipples have stretched to the span of a female hand, and only something with the tenacity of a biscuit crumb could meander through the folds of his tummy. There must be enough for a full packet of biscuits in there by now. In twenty years Mal has become a planet with its own uncharted territories. We are the moons, caught in his orbit, Lou and Mum and Dad and me.
I lie in bed next to him, listening to the great honks his lungs make as they work their hardest to fart a little more air from his mouth. Just the dull, constant drone of it, like having your ears packed with wet bread.
Every rise of his chest triggers a seismic shudder through the room. The ripple of his flab sends waves across the puddle of his body. I ride them, nothing to do but stare out over Mal’s fleshy expanse, the enormous blistered coffin that trapped my brother inside it, to the garden where I watch the bird coat the glass. Maybe it saw Mal as it flew by and mistook him for an enormous trifle.
Twenty years in bed. Mal’s death is the only thing that can save this family because his life has destroyed it. And here I am, at the end, sharing this room with him. The room we began in. Or at least a fraction of it.
Dad told me once, To love someone is to watch them die.
Two
In the tiny front room of a seaside bed-and-breakfast we were making a scene. The little old lady who had carried our bowls of cornflakes through from the kitchen had thin, yellow skin. She looked as though she were woven from cigarette smoke. Rather than meet Mum’s eye, she shuffled cushions she’d already shuffled and pretended to have spilt a drop of ghostly weak tea on the doily that lay across the dresser.
That morning Mal had woken me as he argued with Mum in the doorway of the room that we were sharing. He was naked but not embarrassed by it like other boys his age. Sometimes he wouldn’t get dressed for days. Dad would say, Jesus Christ, Malcolm, will you put some fucking clothes on?
Mal wouldn’t reply but Mum would say it didn’t matter. Mum. Killing us with her kindness. On occasion Dad would grip Mal under his armpit and drag him to his room, our room. He’d hold him on the bed with one hand on his chest and fold Mal’s reluctant little legs into tracksuit bottoms. Mal would resist and Dad would sweat, ordering him to stay there until he could stop acting like a fucking baby.
Mal would jig back in within minutes, his clothes cast across the floor. He looked like a bald baby chicken, skinny arms and corners.
You’re round the fucking hat rack, you,
Dad would grumble.
Please, love, leave him be,
Mum would whisper. Mal could do nothing Mum wouldn’t forgive. She’d stand between his eccentricities and the world, even as her face pinkened.
This is why we don’t go on bloody holiday, Malcolm!
she yelled. This is why we’re better off at home. Everything is much, much easier at home. Now put some bloody clothes on, we’re going to the beach.
I don’t want to go to the beach
was the length of it.
Then you’ll have to have breakfast naked then, won’t you?
Mum said.
So we were having breakfast. Not Dad, he’d gone to put a bet on,
he said, though it was probably a lie. And Mal was naked. And he was flicking cereal about the table. And Mum was staring at the old lady pretending to straighten the curtains. And the family at the table next to ours hadn’t said a word over their crumpets and orange juice. I leaned over to Mal and whispered, Why?
He popped one of those little cartons of milk into his mouth and burst it with his teeth so that it dripped down his chest, and then he shivered because it was as cold as snowman-building fingers.
When Dad arrived back he was still an angry purple, the shade of a kick to the shins. He took one look at Mal, who was busy stirring his tea with a flower from the vase in the center of the table, caught him by the elbow and carried his limp, naked body outside to the car.
Mal went to sleep almost immediately. He slept more than anyone else I knew, but then, I didn’t know many people. I didn’t even know Mal very well. I listened to Mum and Dad have an argument in which both were fighting for the same thing but neither realized it. Apparently we had to pay for that bed-and-breakfast for the full week even though we’d been there for just two days.
Mal didn’t put any clothes on for a fortnight. We never did go to the beach. I didn’t mind, it was November.
Three
Dad didn’t work, he toiled. That’s what he said. Toiling seemed a bit like work except far harder and much less enjoyable. Even the sound was unpleasant. Toil.
He was big, like a robot, like a monster, but he was quiet like neither. His hands were whitened with hardened skin that had buckled and cracked, gloves of used tinfoil, and so when he’d take us fishing I wouldn’t hold them except for when we crossed the road. When I did they had the power in them to crush mine like you’d grip and smash the head of a frozen rose.
Mal, on the other side, would embed his hand in Dad’s rough palm and be guided down the path by it, chirping and fidgeting, a Mexican jumping bean boy.
Dad would shout hurry up
and I’d follow their meshed shadow all the way to the canal. He’d slip a maggot into his mouth, loll it under his tongue and grin, the one trick of an old dog, and amaze Mal over and over again. I’d seen it once, it was enough. Then they would talk, Dad filling Mal’s head with infinite possibilities. Suggestions, things to make and do. He’d tell us all about the world, promote it and intrigue us. The controller and the fantasist, harmonious fact and fiction on the slippery bank. I hated fishing, it was just waiting in mud. I couldn’t wait to go home to Mum. None of us could, really.
Four
Mal liked to be the first person to do things. Not just the first person in the house, or the first person in his class, but the first person in the entire world. There is a limit to the things you can be first to do when you are a child. He used to ask, Has anyone ever . . . ?
Mum would say yes, if only to stop him trying to walk across the bottom of the sea. She learned this lesson on a rare occasion when she chose not to listen to him. Five hours after she had palmed him off with an absentminded no,
the policeman that came to placate her worst fears spotted Mal naked on the roof, clinging to the television aerial. It was the middle of the summer. The fire brigade came and carried him down, much against his will. I’d hoped they’d have to shoot him with a tranquilizer dart like a bear that needed urgent medical attention, and that he might roll all the way off and land in a dustbin.
Soon, to limit the chances of him presenting himself to danger, Mum hit upon the idea of speech. She told Mal that there were almost infinite combinations of words that, if you were to string them together, you would almost certainly be the first person to have uttered them in that order. For six months Mal would bark endlessly unintelligible chains of words just to be the first that ever had. Most came from a dictionary, he didn’t need to know what they meant.
Disbelieving diagnosis ferocious atrocious hegemony telephony gripe, never never never, eat fruit until it’s ripe.
Pinecone overthrown on the throne phone home moan drone blown bone time lime zone, oh my haven’t you grown.
It pleased her. Mal always gave, but in his own way.
Her devotion was a blanket that smothered but was warm nonetheless. Her life had been sacrificed for the bettering of those around her. In another time, with a candle, a billowing blue dress and a ferocious war fought on a smoky field, she would have been the most popular nurse with every doomed soldier that passed through her charge. But instead she was born to us: her mum, who I could barely remember; Dad; Mal. She’d swung between them on vines, tending them, loving them, leaving with nothing for herself. And now that her mother was dead, and Dad had begun to retreat, to Mal she had devoted herself fully. She knew how to do nothing else.
Five
We were at school when Lou came into our lives.
On those days when it rained for so long that the drains disappeared under puddles, the children were beckoned inside by the teachers. It was with some reluctance that they abandoned the precious fixes that would see them through double maths. But this was the protocol when it was wet: a break time spent watching the louder children carving abuse about the quieter ones in the condensation on the windows.
It was usually about Mal. His refusal to involve himself in the transient social systems of school meant that many a rainy day could be spent watching the words Mal Ede is a weirdo
run down the glass.
He never even noticed. He didn’t care what they thought and they envied that in him. But just as they failed to understand it, Lou understood it completely. I saw it on her face that day, a look like her heart would float upward through her throat, topple from her mouth, clip her front teeth on the way out and drift into the sky. It wasn’t love, nor lust, she was too young. But it was something, a seed of a seed that would become something one day.
That day she sat inside the classroom and squeaked her hand across the window to clear a looking glass. The rain drummed down with such ferocity that the droplets smashing into the floor made the tarmac of the playground look like it was boiling. She cupped her hands into the shape of binoculars and pressed them to the pane. Through the dark and wet she saw the shadow of a solitary figure.
Mal. His head tipped back, his mouth wide open and welling up with rainwater that cascaded down the sides of his face, up his nose and filled his eyes. Saturated, his hair made locks of thick dripping slugs, his crisp white school shirt transparent. As Mal regularly refused to reply to his own name when the register was read out, not a single figure of authority had noticed his absence. In fact, the only person in the world thinking about Mal at that one moment in time was Lou.
She watched as the wind propelled the rain against his back. She banged her tiny porcelain hands upon the glass but he couldn’t hear her. She rushed back to her chair whenever a teacher or one of those louder boys came by so that Mal would not be noticed by anyone else. And eventually, after more than half an hour, she crept out from the classroom into the hall. Ducking behind a stacked wall of plastic chairs, she meandered through their web of black legs until she reached the far end. There she crouched until the last of the teachers turned quickly into the staff room before tiptoeing quietly across the slippery tiled floors and into the girls’ changing rooms. Lou hid behind the door of the lost-property closet until it was safe to emerge, opened the one window that would lead out onto the playground and gently slipped her legs out of it. Unseen she dangled there, half in the rain with her skirt pulled up over her shoulders and her buttocks grazing against the rough edges of the brick wall before struggling free and landing on her bottom in a puddle.
She rubbed her eyes and licked her lips. Tasted like mud.
Picking herself up with a shiver as those first few drops of icy rainwater chased each other down the length of her spine, she walked slowly toward him. She slid her fingers around his and stood there, the two of them side by side, as the beating sheets of rain threatened to dissolve them completely. Mal remained with his face to the sky, clasping her hand in his for fifteen minutes until, as quickly as it had begun, the downpour finished. He released her from his grip and without speaking a word walked quickly back into the building, where he marched straight to the office of the headmaster and demanded to have a lesson on the subject of rain, before passing out on the carpet.
Excuse me, you’re Malcolm Ede’s brother?
Lou asked me later that day as I walked home. Her voice and her words hung together in the air like the music of a freshly tickled wind chime.
Yes, I am,
I said. She looked soft.
My name is Lou,
she said.
She touched my arm and she gave me a letter to give to Mal, in a sealed yellow envelope tackily furnished with a single pressing of puckered lips generously coated in thick helpings of bright red lipstick. They were not her lips, for they were not pretty enough, I was almost sure of that. A friend had done it for her. She’d touched my arm.
I pushed the letter into the depths of my tatty hand-me-down schoolbag and ran home at speed; the brief experience of something new, something good, licked lovingly but briefly at my soul.
Six
The pneumonia that resulted cast Mal into the colorful purgatory of the children’s ward. Antibiotics and cartoons. The drip feeding him with moisture through the vein that joined the two thin strips of arm on either side of a knobbly elbow saw the disease off soon enough. Pneumonia had torn through him and departed, a viral freight train. Mum was furious.
Visiting hours were 6 to 8 p.m. but on the one occasion I was allowed to come along we arrived half an hour early. I followed Mum and Dad slowly through beige halls with shiny floors. Porters wheeled the oldest people I’d ever seen into elevators on trolleys in much the same manner they loaded silver-boxed meals into massive ovens in the kitchens downstairs.
Soon we came to the wards, doors open. Old men in pajamas, four to a room, too ill for camaraderie, done for. An old lady crying, a massive pot of sweets untouched but for visiting nieces. The smell of clean hands.
I was wondering what wearing an oxygen mask tastes like when I walked straight into the back of Dad’s leg, his thigh a cart horse knocking me to the ground. He lifted me by the neck, bitch to a puppy. He had serious eyes and a finger jab because here the building has authority. No speaking, he warns me, no staring, I knew. Like library rules. Like swimming pool rules. I’d never learned to swim.
We found Mal propped up in bed reading a brightly colored comic and laughing, spliced with a dogged cough. Pleasantries first. How are you today? What did they give you for dinner? Have you made friends with any of the other boys?
What were you doing out in the rain?
I whispered.
Seeing how wet I could get,
he said.
Mum unloaded a small bag full of toys onto the bedside table and around his feet and we talked about getting well and bravery while he wrestled them free from tight plastic cases. He whined when I touched them. I clung to the arm of a plastic fighting man, just gently between two fingers and a thumb, just to hold it, and he snatched it from me, knocking the table with his elbow and scattering a precarious LEGO wall across the sparkly tiles.
A woman who had shut her own son’s hand in the kitchen door that morning and watched as he had two fingers removed that afternoon sucked air through her teeth in disgust. I saw Dad rise, inside and out. He gripped me by the forearm and pulled me toward the door. My jumper stuck to me. My sudden temperature made the wet wool around the neck of it mash the tears colder against my cheeks. Dad slapped the back of my legs and swore and spat,
Go and wait in the car.
So I did. I was a rolled-up wire ball.
By the time we were on our way home it was too late to make anything to eat. For my birthday meal we had fish and chips in silence.
Lou’s love letter, or Malcolm Ede’s first-ever piece of fan mail, was pushed into the bottom of the bin when I got in. It was purposely pressed into the rotting meat and bones at the bottom, soaking up the unloved juices of that evening’s meal. But not before I pressed it to my own cod-spiced lips just in case.
Seven
With Mal still in the hospital the house stagnated. The colors grew duller, the time would grind, and right from Wednesday onward I dreaded Sunday afternoon. Sundays were merciless. The sofa would hold me down and let the dark get in, and we’d sit in the living room together. On Sundays it felt as though the whole family was breathing in unison, slowly, slower and slower until the evening when we’d fester around the television and fight sleep until it won. The minute I awoke that morning I prayed the day would be over at double speed.
Through the wall was the smell of breakfast and a muffled argument. Mum and Dad, another waste of time. The plaster it passed through shaved the edges off the sounds until they were rendered underwater mumbles. As they raised their voices higher they grew clearer still but I wanted to listen less and less and I tried to stop my brain from translating the sounds as they arrived to me by caking my ears in the soft parcel of my pillow.
Akeimithoo,
said Mum.
Eedussnikeit,
said Dad.
And the day and the context and the worst possible outcome filled my head until it tuned itself in like a radio and I could hear them perfectly.
Take him with you,
says Mum.
He doesn’t like it,
says Dad.
Fishing. We were going fishing. I would only hold his hand to cross the road. Mum made me a packed lunch. There were cheese sandwiches and a chocolate bar, a carton of orange juice that needed piercing with a straw and piece of birthday cake, nothing special, just sponge. I ate it in the car on the way and it soaked up the boredom temporarily.
Once we’d arrived, Dad unpacked the trunk in silence while I held the rods. Men who might be friends of his passed and grunted. I worried that I had nothing to talk to him about.
We pitched up on the bank. The thick slops of mud foamed through the gaps in the soles of my Wellington boots. With our lines troubling the flat, brown surface of the canal we picked midges off our lips and flapped them from our eyes. The need for him to speak filled the silence. It made me ache. Litter floated past.
And then he told me a story. It was the most I’d ever heard him say, and it was because Mal wasn’t