Model: A Memoir
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Cheryl Diamond
Cheryl Diamond is now a citizen of Luxembourg and lives between there and Rome. Her behind-the-scenes account of life as a teenage model, Model: A Memoir, was published in 2008. Diamond´s second book, Naked Rome, reveals the Eternal City through the eyes of its most fascinating people. Her new book, Nowhere Girl: A Memoir of a Fugitive Childhood, is available now.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Cheryl's story really inspired me to keep going in life even if it seems like the odds are against you. She came back after a horrible downfall, and she's still the same but stronger from the experience.
Her wits and humor really kept me smiling and laughing and I really enjoyed reading every detail of her encounters with interesting people. I hope you're still doing well girl :) - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Model: A Memoir “There are 6.5 billion people on this planet. Sixteen of them are supermodels.”At some point in a girl’s life, she wants to be a model. When you think model, you think: perfect body, gorgeous appearance, rich and famous. The truth is most models only have one of those things. If you think the modeling industry is easy or filled with brainless girls who are just pretty faces, you’re wrong. Most “primary” agencies are only found in New York City and have extremely hard-to-meet requirements that can range from being 5’9” or taller and wearing a size double zero or even just a specific length and color of your hair. The author, Cheryl Diamond, writes about her own experience in modeling and how her career started in The Big Apple. She takes you behind the scenes of a typical runway where models shoot heroine between their toes so marks don’t show up in their shoes, and others are in the bathroom vomiting up the only meal they’ve had in days. Model: A Memoir showcases the good sides and bad sides in modeling along with Cheryl Diamond’s opinions and experiences in the business. I would say this book is a good read for those interested in modeling. Cheryl does a great job describing her encounters with eccentric photographers, evil businessmen, and crazy makeup artists. Although this book was most enjoyable, it lacked a plot and main message to the reader. Somewhere in the middle of the book the author lost touch of where her story was leading, and it got a tad bit boring. Model: A Memoir was a good read and I would rate it 3 out of 5 stars.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This was a refreshing book about the modeling industry. Not all models are drug addicts with eating disorders. Cheryl Diamond gives a wonderful account of her experience starting out as a model and how her strength and the support of her parents gave her the confidence to stand up for herself and be who she was. This is an uplifting, amusing, real account of one girls journey to the top.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5If you're going to read one story about modeling this is a good one to read. It was very funny and entertaining, Cheryl spiced up the modeling world. But there's only so much one person can take of modeling. There are countless tv shows and books about modeling and there's just not that much difference between them to keep them interesting. This book was very well written and would probably have gotten a better rating if there wasn't so much other, less interesting, model based entertainment.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Despite the wonders of Photoshop, the formidable modeling industry is still as harsh and critical about appearance as ever. Nevertheless, modeling isn't just about pretty girls smiling in front of a camera and earning tons of fame and fortune. It's about dealing with difficult people, including backstabbing competitors (a.k.a. jealous models), harassing managers, and disgruntled bookers. It's about time management, knowing when and where to go to which photo shoot. It's about standing up for yourself and picking your battles. Although models are always depicted as beautiful and divinely perfect, models can sometimes be the girls with the lowest self-esteem. Cheryl Diamond knows this well enough; in fact, she has been a model ever since she was fourteen. Model is a vivid memoir of Cheryl's life in the model industry, a true account about the pitfalls and perks of modeling. Cheryl is a savvy business woman, who knows what she wants and doesn't let anyone stop her. She's independent and morally-guided – she doesn't enjoy clubbing, drugs, or starving herself; she's her own person. As mature as she may sound, she's really lighthearted – she never misses an opportunity to make a joke. At the beginning, I was slightly weary because Cheryl seemed to giggle about pretty much everything. However, as the book progressed, I began to enjoy Cheryl's cheery nature; it makes her resilient regardless of all the condescending remarks and attitudes imparting from her surroundings. She's realistic and down-to-earth; she readily makes friends, yet she's guarded, knowing how unpredictable and traitorous people can be. She doesn't get put down easily by outright insults because she sees right through them. Model is brimming with fun, honesty, and sarcasm. It is also an informative read; it not only reveals truths about the modeling industry, but it also teaches many important universal truths. Cheryl tells things like as they are. She doesn't try to victimize herself, but she makes no effort to hide the negatives of modeling. Throughout the story, she remains true to herself come what may (even if it means costing her an opportunity). She proves that it's possible to get to the top and make friends along the way. Cheryl Diamond isn't a typical model or a supermodel. She's even better - she's a role model
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Here's a book I didn't expect to like--packaged like the countless Mean Girl books that have come out since the first Gossip Girl, chronicling life in an industry that I really don't care for, and written, at least in part and in name, by a young member of that industry, I didn't see how it could be good. I just picked it up because, for some reason, it had the smallest bit of allure.The small bit of allure turned into one of the most enjoyable things I'd read in months. If even half of Cheryl's account is mostly true, she is a smart, driven, clever, cagey, literate young woman whose ruthless streak might be intimidating, but is also more or less awe-inspiring. Very quickly, I liked this girl--her ability to step right through the boundaries and right past the hoops that high fashion sets up for its models, to deal with cattiness and betrayal, and to hold onto what she wanted and go after it despite any setback--and that, moving into her apartment, she defies the need for a TV, and puts library books where the TV was instead. The fact that she is involved in a vicious, often (by her own account) heartless industry somehow does not diminish the appeal of her tough, smart character. Guilty pleasure? Oh yes. But pleasure most of all.
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Model - Cheryl Diamond
The City
There are 6.5 billion people on this planet. Sixteen of them are supermodels.
Every year hundreds of the most beautiful people travel to New York from all over the earth to become models. Most of these potential models are eighteen. I was fourteen, and this is my story.
Manhattan stretched for miles outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of IMG Models, one of the world’s superpower agencies, and the first one I approached. Behind the grim-faced receptionist were ten desks where agents, also called bookers, were glaring at computer screens while talking animatedly on the phone with clients. Yes, she can go to Paris, but only on the fifteenth.
Sorry, but he’s booked solid till November." The general air was one of a sophisticated boiler room.
Twenty top New York City modeling agencies hold weekly open calls, where aspiring models are appraised by sharp-eyed agents, who decide if they want to sign contracts for representation. I was waiting to be seen, along with about thirty other potential models. A congregation of admirable bone structure if ever there was one. It was my first open call, and I was discouraged to see that all the others had portfolios, also called books, filled with professional photographs. Nervously, I clutched the backyard snapshots taken by my devoted mom. A young agent, dressed intimidatingly in black, came out and began flipping quickly through the books of the people who had arrived before me. She spent about thirty seconds on each person, then said, Sorry, but you’re not what we’re looking for,
as she handed portfolios back. Adrenaline buzzed through my system. The immediacy of the moment and the amount of surrounding competition made me seriously realize for the first time how much I really wanted this. Then it was my turn. The agent glanced quickly at my pictures and asked, How old are you?
Fourteen.
Hmmm,
she said thoughtfully. I like your look. Come on, I want to measure you.
I stood straight against the measuring tape on the wall, thrilled that they were paying more attention to me than they had to anyone else. Well, that’s a pity,
the agent said. You’re only five-six. You have to be at least five-nine. But you are only fourteen, so you’ll probably grow, and if you do, come back.
She returned my snapshots, and I walked to the elevator. She smiled and called after me, Make sure you grow, okay?
I’ll get right on it,
I said with a laugh. By the time the elevator closed, the agent had already dismissed two more people with, You’re not what we’re looking for.
I walked out into the hot August sunshine and looked for a blue Taurus on the busy street. It came screeching around the corner with my dad, a Viking look-alike, at the wheel.
Hey, pal!
he said as I jumped into the car. My dad is always smiling; he is probably the most positive person alive. How’d it go?
I have to grow three inches.
It can be arranged, my child,
he said with an elaborately sinister expression, wiggling his eyebrows till I giggled.
Hey, Dad,
I said. Why does that sign say ‘wrong way’?
Because, pal, we’re going the wrong way up a one-way street.
During the next week, I presented myself to ten more Manhattan agencies and was told to grow as soon as humanly possible. My age was also a factor, as many large agencies did not want to take the time to train and develop a teenybopper with no modeling experience.
One agency remained on my list.
I took the subway downtown, since my dad was attending his realestate convention, the real reason we had driven from North Carolina to New York.
Platinum Models commanded the entire fourth floor of an elegant West Side building. Modeling agencies do not occupy a space, they rule it. I took in the gleaming hardwood floors, large windows, and fully equipped refreshment bar, the glass-fronted fridge stocked neatly with Snapple and little bottles of Starbucks Frappuccinos. Five other potential models were already congregated hopefully.
This was one of those defining moments that I would look back on years later, wondering if my life would be less screwed up had it not occurred. The receptionist, who looked like a boxer and contrasted sharply with the decor, squinted at me. Here for the open call, right?
he said gruffly.
I smiled Right.
Okay, well you can take a seat over—
Ohhh my Goddddd,
someone with a thick French accent screamed. I looked up and saw a man pointing at me, wide-eyed. He was wearing a hot-pink beret.
Ooh, la la,
he squealed, and ran around the corner, only to reappear a second later with a huge smile. Don’t move!
he yelled. Then, holding down his beret, he disappeared again, calling, Rico, Rico, mon dieu! Rico!
Everyone stared openmouthed at the boxer/receptionist, who grimaced and said, This is what I deal with every day.
Who was that?
I asked.
He chuckled. That was Claude, the head booker. I think he really likes your—
There she is, Rico!
Claude reappeared, dragging with him a man who was shorter, less pretty, and sans beret. They both marched forward, and Claude grabbed my hand and started pumping it up and down. I am Claude,
still pumping, and this is Rico.
He looked at Rico, who was standing a few feet away, stroking his goateed chin and staring at me with narrowed eyes. He didn’t say a word. Claude finally released my hand and asked, What is your name?
Cheryl Diamond.
I started to laugh. The whole scene was funny, but I think it was the pink beret that triggered the giggles.
Oblivious to my laughter, Claude said, Can I see your book?
Well, all I have are these snapshots.
He took them, looked through a few, and said, "Ahh, good, you are photogénique, that is all that matters. We will get you professional pictures." He handed my pictures to Rico, who looked at them, narrowing his eyes even more. He still hadn’t said anything.
Come.
Claude grabbed my hand. You must meet the owner.
I looked back and saw Rico glaring at the other potential models with deep suspicion. He shook his head at them, turned on his heel, and stalked after us, leaving the boxer/receptionist sighing in resignation.
As we rounded the corner, a redheaded man no more than five feet tall came sashaying toward us. He peered up at me and exclaimed, "Fab-u-lous! What is this?"
"This is Chérie," said Claude proudly.
Cheryl,
I corrected.
Claude smiled Yes. Chérie. That is what I said.
Claude gestured at the redhead, saying, This is the owner, Thom.
Hiiii, girlfriend.
Ummm, hi.
I was starting to laugh again.
Do you have pictures?
Thom asked.
Rico has them,
I said. Rico, who was standing stone-faced against the wall, wordlessly handed the pictures to Thom, who looked through them quickly and was instantly all business.
Okay, you have a great look, so I would like to represent you. We have to get you professional pictures and get your hair styled. Is that cool with you?
Yes, definitely.
I was reeling in shock at how fast this was happening, especially after all the rejections I’d had.
Is this blond your natural hair color?
Thom asked.
I nodded.
Amazing. Hair companies are gonna love you.
"I found her!" Claude chirped, raising his hand like a kid in school. Rico gave him a disgusted, if slightly jealous, look but remained mute.
Thom rolled his eyes at them. Do you live in New York?
he asked me.
I live in North Carolina now. My dad is in real estate, so we move a lot, but I can come to New York to work.
Good. Right now, let’s get all your measurements.
They measured my height and did not seem to mind that I was only five-six. Just tell the clients she’s five-eight,
Thom said to Claude. That’ll do until she grows.
I had just learned a fundamental rule of modeling: Lie. It’s all illusion.
With a tape measure they took my bust, waist, and hip measurements: 33, 24, 34. That pleased everyone, because it’s important to have a ten-inch difference between your waist and hips, and it’s also important that a model’s hip measurement not exceed thirty-six inches. Agencies never ask how much you weigh; it’s all about the correct proportions.
Now,
Thom said, clapping his hands. Rico and Claude both snapped to attention. Get on the phone to photographers and set up a test shoot for Cheryl. If they wanna meet her they can come here tomorrow.
He turned to me. Cheryl, can you come back here tomorrow at about eleven?
Sure.
I nodded. This is fun.
I would later learn that Thom’s ability to switch instantly from silly to serious was common in the industry.
Good,
Claude said. I will get the photographers and set up an appointment at the hair salon tomorrow for Chérie.
Suddenly I was worried. How much will all this cost, because I don’t think I can afford—
Ztop!
Claude said.
I ztopped.
It is all free. Don’t worry, ma Chéri, we will take care of everything. Bring high-heeled shoes and Rico will teach you how to walk,
said Claude. I started toward the elevator, and all three of them came with me. As we passed the receptionist, Claude said, This is Nick. He used to do the boxing, right, Nick?
Yeah,
Nick rumbled, those were the days.
As I got into the elevator, Thom and Claude said Bye
and See you tomorrow,
while Rico just stood there, massaging his goatee. But as the elevator door began to close, the strangest thing happened. Rico waved and said, Bye-bye, Chéri.
I was too surprised to say anything, and when the door shut, all I could think was, Rico speaks!
We are a boutique agency,
Thom announced the next day as he opened the glass door to the booking room, which contained four computers, telephones, and a display rack with pictures of their models. Rico and Claude jumped up from their computers. Ahhh,
Rico said, it is our little Chérie.
Thom pointed at the display rack on the wall. We have ten female models an d eight male models. Other agencies have up to three hundred, but we are very selective.
We take only the very best,
Claude said, with his nose in the air. Thom rolled his eyes and picked up one of the models’ comp cards from the wall. A comp card, short for composite card, is eight by five inches of cardboard. On the front was a head shot of the model with PLATINUM MODELS printed under it. On the back were three smaller pictures, along with the model’s name and measurements, all in full color with expert graphics.
Polaroid!
Rico exclaimed.
Yes, Polaroid,
said Claude.
Definitely Polaroid.
Thom nodded.
Yes, I think we should do the Polaroids. What do you think, Chérie?
Rico asked.
I think we should all say Polaroid one more time.
There was a short silence while I grinned at them, and then they all started laughing.
Ooh, la la.
Rico giggled. I like this girl.
Getting Polaroided at a modeling agency is kind of like having your mug shot taken at the end of an episode of CSI: Miami, except models are cuter than the criminals. First you have to stand against a blank white wall, with a very serious expression, for a head shot, then one in profile, then a full body shot. It’s funny, but I always look somewhat guilty in Polaroid pictures, and I blame that wholly on years of being brainwashed by TV cop shows. With a dramatic flourish, Claude placed my Polaroids in the center of all the comp cards on the wall, to show clients until my own comps were printed.
I met four photographers in the next three hours. First was Sebastian, a young guy who resembled an undernourished rock star, with shocking red hair and translucent skin. Sebastian was extremely energetic and couldn’t stop bouncing around the agency. The reason for this was, of course, that he was high. But I didn’t figure that out until about a year later. At the time I was so naive that I thought he was just a really happy guy. Next came two stout women, who held each other’s hands a lot. The reason for this, I brilliantly concluded, was that they must be really good friends.
She’s gotta bleach her hair white,
one of them said.
Whaaaat?
everyone yelled except her friend.
Cheryl is too cutesy, like a friggin’ Barbie doll. We gotta make her look edgier.
I stared at her in horror. I can’t bleach my hair white. I’ll look weird.
That’s the whole point!
she snapped, obviously exasperated with my stupidity.
Her pal spoke up. Cheryl has potential, but if she doesn’t have the guts to bleach her hair, she’s never gonna be able to book a job with a company like Versace. All their girls bleach their hair white.
They were really annoying me, so I said, Well, when Versace calls, I’ll bleach my hair white.
They turned bright red, and everyone else tried not to laugh.
My instinct was right. In modeling it is best not to drastically change anything about your appearance unless a client, like Versace, pays you a lot of money to do so. These women had made a mistake in their reasoning. If I bleached my hair white and then Versace didn’t hire me—which was likely, since they had thousands of girls to choose from—I’d be stuck with white hair and no other company to book me.
The third photographer, Emmanuel, was shockingly normal. Claude set up shoots the next day with Sebastian the Energizer Bunny in the morning, and Emmanuel at three p.m. Rico scribbled down the address of Sebastian’s studio.
Nine a.m., Chérie,
he said. Don’t be late, okay? It is very important that you are always on time.
They decided not to do a shoot with the two women, due to the strong possibility that we might all lose control and punch them.
Until that day, I had foolishly thought that I’d already learned to walk when I was nine months old, but it turns out that thing your parents taught you is all wrong. Rico informed me that I had no idea at all of how to walk. Teetering on high heels, I sashayed down the long hallway as Rico watched. I was thinking what every model thinks when she walks down a runway or in front of a client or agent: Don’t trip!
I reached the end of the hallway. You walk like the horse,
Rico said cheerfully.
What? That’s not true. I do not.
Ohh no, no, Chérie, that is not a bad thing, but you stomp your feet like the horse, clop, clop, clop.
He stomped his feet up and down for emphasis. Apart from that, you have a very nice walk. You are the ballet dancer, right?
Yes, how did you know?
"You walk, how you say…élégante. Yes, is good, but I will show you how to do the walk correct. Watch me." He jogged to the end of the hall, turned around to face me, struck a pose, and came waltzing toward me, executing a perfectly feminine model’s walk. Almost all models have been taught how to walk by gay men. These fashion-industry men are far better at acting and moving like women than most women are. Rico turned on some rap music with a steady boom-boom beat to walk in sync with, and I walked and walked for what seemed like hours. With manic enthusiasm, Rico yelled instructions over the noise of the rapper, who was chanting something about killing cops and getting more respect.
Suddenly the music stopped. Rico stood by the stereo with a serene expression. He bowed his head humbly and said, Yes, I am the genius.
Apparently, at age fourteen I had finally learned how to walk.
Every New York modeling agency has a deal with an upmarket hair salon. Models get their hair cut at the best salons for free. What better advertisement than having dozens of models walking around New York telling everyone where they got their hair done, or sitting in the salon while people walk past the window? Rico and I took the subway to Cutler on East 57th Street, a beautiful place constructed entirely out of white marble and mirrors, where a shaggy-haired man expertly cut long bangs and trimmed two inches off my hair, while being very polite to me so I would say nice things about the salon, which I will say now. It rocks.
I was having the time of my life. This is why some models just starting in the business begin to think that they are pretty special, but as I would soon learn, this period of people fawning over you is very short. The degree of pain that the jolt back to reality causes grows worse in direct proportion to how big an ego you have developed. Luckily, I didn’t take the whole experience seriously, and it happened so fast that I lacked the time to develop an attitude. I remember having a deep suspicion that all the people being so nice to me probably had mistaken me for someone else. I was used to being the tall girl with a funny accent—I always seemed to have one left over from the last country I’d lived in. A classmate once asked if I was a CIA agent sent to spy on them!
On our way back to the subway, my new bangs tickled my eyelids, making me blink a lot. I asked Rico why he had not talked at all when I first met him. I still consider his answer to be some of the best advice I have ever heard.
Chérie,
he said, sometimes it is best to watch the other people, and then decide if you want to talk to them at all.
My dad is in real estate; my first of many plane flights was at the tender age of two weeks. I grew up in Australia, Germany, and Tokyo, and I’d lived in Bombay, Cairo, and Tangier. New York is a country of its own. It’s a jungle, filled with some of the world’s most intelligent people, all competing for the same limited resources. Allegiances and loyalties are temporary. I could tell Rico liked me, and that he would do his best to help me succeed, but I also knew that he did not feel a similar obligation to others. As we passed a street vendor who was selling CDs, I watched Rico, the rascal, deftly slip a Cher CD into a pocket of his oversize jeans. He looked straight ahead with a satisfied smile on his face. Although he knew I saw him do it, we never mentioned it. Of course, the CDs being sold were probably stolen to begin with.
At 8:59 the next morning, I raced full speed down Greenwich Street and arrived, panting, at the door to Sebastian’s studio. I pressed the buzzer and entered. Sebastian appeared on the landing of the fourth floor, dressed all in black, just as wild-eyed as before. Hey, Cheryl,
he shouted, great to see ya. You’re right on time. C’mon up.
I looked up the steep flights of stairs and smiled weakly.
The studio was bright, with morning sunshine flooding in through large windows and skylights. Every photographer I have met is in love with natural light, as are makeup artists, who always work with the model sitting next to a window. Natural light is the most unforgiving, revealing all streaks or smudges and allowing the makeup artist to correct them before shooting begins.
Sebastian bounded around his huge studio, introducing me to the makeup artist, purple-haired, freckle-faced Erica, and hairstylist, a beach boy named Alexander. When they learned I was fourteen, both cooed, Aww, she’s a baby.
In the modeling industry anyone under eighteen is branded a baby.
Sebastian informed me that we were going to do only beauty shots,
model-speak for head shots, because the clothing stylist was missing in action. That happens all the time; creative people are hard to pin down.
A test shoot like mine can be accomplished free of charge because models are not the only ones who need pictures for their books. Makeup artists, hairstylists, clothing stylists, and photographers all have portfolios that they need to fill with pictures of their work. It’s a remarkable display of teamwork. The agency needs professional pictures in order to market its new model. The photographer and stylists need pictures to show to magazines and companies to get hired, and the model shows up because pictures are also her most effective marketing tool.
I stood in the middle of the studio with a stupid grin on my face, amazed that three people—adults, no less—had shown up to take my picture. Then, thinking I should at least try to act cool, I wiped the smile off my face and watched Erica, who was unzipping a large black suitcase. It was filled with every imaginable variety of makeup. Okay,
she said, sit by the window and we’ll get started.
A light layer of foundation and powder took ten minutes to apply. Then she produced a black eye pencil and poked me in the eye.
Owwwww!
I screamed.
She looked surprised. What?
You poked my eye!
I have to line the inside of your eyelid.
The inside?
It might hurt a bit. But don’t blink. That would mess up the line.
I gritted my teeth. She started poking my eye again, and I had to blink.
Don’t!
she snapped angrily. If you have to blink, tell me first.
She began again.
I gotta blink,
I said timidly.
She withdrew the pencil, I blinked, and she started again. I pouted as a pencil-induced tear trickled down my cheek. Photo shoots were supposed to be fun; they weren’t supposed to hurt. Forty minutes passed, and Erica was still working on my eyes, applying shadow. I was bored, both my legs had fallen asleep from sitting still so long, and I had an incredible urge to yell, Enough already!
Inevitably at shoots, the makeup artist and the hairstylist will get annoyed at each other, either because one of them is taking too long, or because of the way one is making the model look. They will bicker until the photographer—the undisputed boss of all shoots—decides who’s right, ending the controversy. Then they’re always embarrassed by the argument and will spend the rest of the shoot air kissing and passing the argument off as a joke.
With a final flourish of her mascara wand, Erica announced I was "fini. Alexander, the hairstylist, made an elaborately pained face.
Ohhh my God. Finally."
Have you got a problem with my makeup job?
Erica shot back.
Meanwhile, I was staring at the mirror in amazement. With smoky eyes, pale lips, and blush highlighting my cheekbones, I looked three years older. Sebastian bounced over and scrutinized my face. Love it,
he declared. This remark triggered a nervous glance from Alexander, who, while pulling my hair into a neat ponytail, began praising the makeup job as a work of art.
Stylists approach my hair in three distinctly entertaining stages.
First they gush over it, saying it is the healthiest, longest, best-looking hair they have ever seen. But as they begin trying to style it, the frustration and complaints begin. It’s very difficult to keep soft, healthy hair in place. All hairstylists will tell you that, ironically, they prefer working with dry, chemically damaged, strawlike
hair because, although not much fun to look at, it stays in place easily.
The third stage is the funniest. The stylist starts sweating and muttering swear words, then sets his or her jaw in firm determination and shakes a huge can of heavy-duty, industrial-strength hairspray. He will douse my hair for about a minute, until it actually feels like straw. Then, high on fumes, the stylist will step back with a triumphant grin because he has shown my hair who’s really boss.
The show began. I perched on a wooden stool, against a black backdrop, in jeans with a towel tied around my naked chest so my shoulders would be bare for the picture. Sebastian circled me with a light meter. Although only the size of cell phones, light meters make startlingly loud pop sounds. Sebastian took a light reading from every angle of my face, including right next to my ear. It’s a joke among models that all photographers are pop happy,
since they adore using light readers. But they are very important. If the reading is too low, the photographer knows to make the lights brighter. After all, in pictures, it’s always best if you can actually see the model.
Sebastian lifted his camera. I want you to look very serious, Cheryl, even a little angry, okay?
I glared at the camera. Sebastian grinned at Alexander and Erica, who were standing by for touch-ups, hairspray and makeup brushes in hand. Do you see the look on her face?
Sebastian hollered. She’s a natural!
Deeply pleased, I smiled.
Aarrgghh!!!
Sebastian shrieked. Don’t smile, for Chrissake! You have to look edgy.
I went back to looking solemn, and Sebastian took rapid-fire photos at about one picture a second, contorting his body in every direction to get an interesting angle. Photographers get tremendously involved in their work. They will do anything, absolutely anything, to get the perfect shot. Lie on dirty sidewalks, wade into polluted rivers, balance on ladders, and other life-threatening activities all accomplished with a dreamy smile because they are, well, artists. After thirty minutes of nonstop shooting, Sebastian wiped the sweat off his brow. Okay, let’s change her hair and makeup.
There are usually three or four complete hair and makeup changes in one shoot. Sebastian disappeared into the bathroom, no doubt to pop an upper, and emerged refreshed and ready for action. The shoot finally ended at two in the afternoon. It’s amazing that it takes five hours to shoot three looks, but I have never seen it done professionally in less time. Sebastian knew I had another shoot at three and told me to wash all my makeup off before leaving. Makeup artists will literally throw a fit if you show up at a shoot with makeup on; they take it as a personal insult to their skill. Once I had shoots booked so close together that instead of risking being late, I showed up with my makeup from the previous shoot still on. The makeup guy, a Frenchman, looked at me and screamed, "Merde! Who has done this to your face, eh? I was too shocked to answer, so he went on.
This is a criminal to do this to such a beautiful girl…yes, I can see you’re beautiful somewhere under all that goop. Come wash it off. He followed me to the bathroom, muttering
merde" all the way. The makeup job was really quite good, and I don’t think the Frenchman actually thought it was terrible. People in the modeling industry, like dentists, love criticizing one another’s work just for kicks.
There is a lot of hugging at the end of shoots, and everybody tells each other how talented they are. Before I left, Sebastian assured me he would drop off negatives of my pictures at the agency the next day.
When I left the studio, it amazed me how tired I felt. Ask any model, many of whom have played sports; they all will tell you that shoots are the most completely exhausting thing they’ve ever done. It’s the changing of moods and poses. Contrary to popular belief, photographers hate it when you just stand there and look blank. On the other hand, they think nothing of leaving a model holding an awkward position, under hot lights, while leisurely adjusting the camera and saying, Keep that pose or I’ll become violent.
I walked uptown to Platinum Models, where my next shoot would take place in one of the agency’s spacious spare rooms. There was just enough time to stop for an icy caramel Frappuccino at the Varick Street Starbucks.
A pretty sight greeted me as I entered the agency. Rico was wheeling a rack full of beautiful dresses into the room we