Such a Lovely Couple
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Such a Lovely Couple - Linda Yellin
SUCH A LOVELY COUPLE
Copyright © 2011 by Linda Yellin
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Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
SUCH A LOVELY COUPLE
Chapter 1
The first time he called he told me this whole long story about meeting me at a party and seeing me in the library and being in the same English class as my roommate Piper. By then I was too embarrassed to tell him I didn’t know who the hell he was, so I said, yeah, sure, lunch would be fine.
When I interrogated Piper about him, she said, Michael Wedlan? Oh yeah. Real cute. Real smart. Nice guy. But not your type.
Why isn’t my type cute, smart, and nice?
I asked.
I think Michael was in Vietnam,
she said. All his English compositions are about jungles and mutilated bodies.
Oh,
I said, the corners of my mouth grimacing downward. Not my type.
It was 1972, and in the interest of school spirit, I’d done my share of protest marching and candle lighting and banner drawing, but I could never quite work myself into the proper frenzy. I descended from a long line of mild-mannered, extremely pleasant people who, having successfully escaped the pogroms of Czarist Russia, promptly dedicated their lives to avoiding anything smacking of politics. Other students were so passionate about hating Vietnam. But I didn’t want to hate anyone. I was having a good time.
Michael suggested we meet at the YMCA cafeteria. In my three years at the University of Illinois I had dined in many of the finer culinary establishments in town—Burger King, Steak ’n Shake, the dorm—but never the YMCA. I stood in front of the TODAY’S SPECIAL: CREAM OF MUSHROOM sign, surrounded by sounds of scraping chairs and clinking silverware, waiting for someone who might have been a soldier in Vietnam, someone who might have actually napalmed babies and burned villages.
What if the guy was insane? The papers were filled with tales of crazy Vietnam vets. What if I was about to have lunch with a crazy man?
The more I thought about it, the more the idea appealed to me. Plenty of women knew men who would kill for them. But I was about to meet one who knew how.
Piper had instructed me to look for a sort of tall guy with sort of dark hair and maybe green eyes.
That’s it? Nothing more specific?
I said.
If you mean will he be carrying a weapon and have a jagged scar across his face—no, Franny, probably not.
As I was checking my watch and thinking maybe soldier boy wasn’t showing, a tall dark-haired man with green eyes walked up, radiating confidence with his straight posture and square shoulders, like someone had stuck a yardstick down his back. He was wearing a white shirt, rolled up at the sleeves and tucked into his jeans, which surprised me. I guess I was expecting fatigues.
Oh good, you waited,
he said, guiding me toward the cafeteria line. Do you know what you want to eat?
This was a man who got right down to business.
I stared at rows of little dishes filled with balls of egg salad. It all looks so healthy.
I said the word healthy like the food was repugnant.
You’re not into health food?
he said.
Not unless I can wash it down with a Twinkie.
Michael paid for his tuna fish sandwich and glass of milk, and the red Jell-O, Coke, and French fries on my tray, after saying hello to the salad lady and greeting the cashier. He was awfully friendly for a killer.
I haven’t eaten here before,
I said, sliding into a vinyl high-backed booth underneath a painting of Jesus.
Michael smiled. My dad used to run this place when I was a kid.
Really?
I pointed at the wall above me. So this must be his picture!
Michael stopped smiling. Sorry,
I said. Dumb joke.
I couldn’t decide if I should eat my Jell-O with a spoon or fork, so I decided not to eat it. Was your dad the owner or something?
He was the director.
The son of a director. That sounds very glamorous.
Michael handed me half of his tuna sandwich. Here. You better eat this. Pretend it’s a Hostess Ding Dong.
I thanked him, took a bite, and left the sandwich on my tray. Michael gazed at me with such bemusement that I wondered if I had something stuck in my teeth. I scrambled for some dazzling conversation-grabber, one that would leave him impressed with my discerning mind.
So,
I said, where do you live on campus?
In a house on Tenth Street.
With your parents?
Are you kidding?
Apparently I had offended him. Yes.
My folks live in Springfield now,
he said. My father’s retired from the Y. He’s teaching Sunday school at the Baptist church.
That is one wholesome background,
I said, sprinkling salt on top of the ketchup I’d poured all over my fries.
What about you?
he asked.
I hate what-about-you questions. My answers always come out boring, like one of those obituaries that leave you feeling all depressed because the person led such an uneventful life. Not that I read a whole lot of obituaries.
I plunged ahead with my basic me-in-a-nutshell. We’re Jewish. We live in Chicago. My mom’s a mom and my dad makes plastic terrariums—those things that look like see-through plastic space saucers that people grow plants in. They’re big right now. You’ve probably seen them in hardware stores and floral shops, and Kmart carries them. My dad—he’s technically my stepdad—got a huge order from Kmart. Before that he used to make pet supplies. Have you ever owned a dog? My sister’s allergic.
One of us was talking too much, and it was me. I had a bad habit of getting all nervous and hyper, resulting in my rambling about ridiculous subjects when talking to guys who looked like they belonged on magazine covers. And at the moment, I was sitting across from a bona fide candidate for Greek god-dom.
Even then, I could usually perceive the former boy in the man or the onetime girl in the woman, but there was nothing soft or childlike about Michael’s features. It was as if he’d been born looking like an adult. His thick dark hair kept falling onto his forehead in a way that made me want to reach over and touch it. And his green, beautiful green eyes were the most intriguing combination of tenderness and wariness. The funny thing was, he wasn’t intimidating gorgeous. He was sort of approachable gorgeous. I never got a shot at gorgeous. Gorgeous never asked me out. Not that my looks were totally hopeless or anything. A lot of guys liked girls with dark curls, brown eyes, and potbellies. People often told me I was pretty. But it was usually people like my mother or my aunts.
Tell me about yourself,
I said, in what I hoped was a sophisticated voice. I want to know every detail.
I couldn’t remember what movie I’d heard that line in, but I thought it sounded pretty good.
I’m twenty-six years old,
Michael said.
Yow.
I was twenty years old. To me, anyone twenty-six was Social Security material.
Yow what?
Yow nothing. Please continue.
I pushed back my plate of fries and asked about his major. In college, majors were considered key personality traits.
Michael looked perplexed. I’m an advertising major, Franny. I’m working on my master’s. I told you that at the department Christmas party.
Oh, of course,
I said, like, Silly me, how could I forget?
You were singing ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas.’ You were on day five when we met, five golden rings.
That was not an event I particularly wanted to be remembered for. Undue quantities of spiked punch were involved. And I sure couldn’t believe it was the basis for someone wanting to date me.
Michael smiled. He was quite the smiler. You were charming.
He thought I was charming.
Do you want something different?
he asked, eyeing my abandoned fries and untouched Jell-O. Maybe there’s something else you’d like. How about a hot dog? I could get you a hot dog. They have good ones here.
He was so eager to please that I was beginning to wonder what was wrong with him.
No, thanks,
I said. I read this article, maybe you saw it, on how hot dogs have pig intestines and cow eyeballs and all sorts of disgusting things in them. Really, they’re the worst. I never eat hot dogs.
Thank you for sharing that with me.
I could practically feel the guy studying my face. He asked me what kind of music I liked.
I twirled my straw around in my Coke, making the ice cubes spin. Oh, just regular music. The kind you hear on the radio.
Jazz is on the radio. Classical music is on the radio. Do you like classical?
It so happens, I might be listening to a great deal of classical music and several operas this summer,
I said, pausing for effect. Piper and I are traveling to Europe to become worldly.
Michael looked properly impressed. "Have you heard Madame Butterfly?" he asked.
No.
I leaned across the table. "Have you heard Iron Butterfly?"
After that, we hit one of those first-date conversational snags. He took a bite of tuna. I sipped my Coke. He wiped his mouth with a napkin. His tolerance for silence was much greater than mine. I hate awkward silences. I feel obligated to fix them, like they’re my fault.
I’d spent the past year nuts about a junior named Donny Bolen, who was not the sort of guy any normal, self-respecting woman was supposed to like. We’d been dating long enough for me to walk up to the second floor of the Kappa Sigma house without anyone yelling, Girl on the floor.
I was one of the guys.
At the time, Donny was rooming with Richard Waxler, who was okay enough, except for the distasteful habit of locking Donny out of their room when he was entertaining,
and leaving used condoms behind Donny’s water bed. But usually Richard wasn’t entertaining. Usually he was hanging out with Donny and smoking dope. It was their hobby. Most of my dates with Donny were spent watching Richard and him get stoned. I didn’t get stoned. I tried, but it never worked. Donny theorized there was some major defect in my DNA, because all I ever did was fall asleep. Richard’s theory was: Franny’s a bum trip.
Humbled by my shortcomings, I contented myself by observing Donny and Richard attempt their death-defying drug experiments. Two nights earlier, they’d opened five Contac cold capsules and divided hundreds of tiny time pills into little piles of red balls and little piles of white balls. Richard swallowed all the red balls and Donny swallowed all the white balls, and then we sat around staring at each other and twiddling our thumbs waiting to see what happened, while I wondered why I wasn’t happier.
I’m glad we got together,
Michael was saying.
I told him thank you. Piper said you were in the service.
Yes,
he said. I dropped out of Southern and joined the marines.
"Really? On purpose? In the middle of an undeclared war? I hadn’t meant to sound appalled, because sounding appalled sounded kind of rude, so I quickly added,
That was very brave."
No. It was stupid,
he said. When I was growing up my father gave nightly lectures at the dinner table about values and honor and gratitude for the opportunities this country offers. He’d speak about each citizen’s debt and each citizen’s duty.
Michael shrugged. I became a marine to make my father proud of me.
Was he pleased?
Michael picked up his milk glass, drank from it, then set the glass on the table. He said I was stupid.
Oh.
I rearranged the folds in my paper napkin.
"My father’s devoted his life to staying on an even keel, but the day I enlisted he really lost it. ‘Don’t you realize there’s a war on!’ Like I wasn’t intelligent enough to notice. But he adjusted to the idea. He would have been embarrassed not to. By the time I left for overseas, he chucked me on the shoulder and told me to keep my wits about me."
And did you?
I asked.
Well, I’m still here,
he said, his voice suddenly hushed and distant, like he was no longer talking to me, just talking. He kept slipping back and forth between Mr. Warm, Open, and Friendly, and Mr. Pensive Marine. You learn a lot about yourself in a war,
he said. Sometimes it’s surprising.
Jesus, I thought, this guy must have done something terrible. I was dying to know what it was, but couldn’t think of a polite way to ask. Were you scared? Did you kill anybody? Were you afraid of dying? There are still questions I want to ask and answers I long to know. I wish I could call him so we could talk. But I do know one answer: Michael was scared of dying.
Chapter 2
I’d walk out of a classroom and he’d be standing in the hallway waving a Frisbee.
I’d come home from the library and he’d be waiting outside my apartment door balancing two melting ice cream cones.
But after one jazz concert date, one movie date, one Frisbee date, one ice cream cone date, and several evenings spent sitting in smoke-filled coffee shops holding hands, Michael still hadn’t made love to me. We were in an era of anything goes, and so far, nothing had gone.
I thought, Maybe he’s shy, maybe he’s not attracted to me, or maybe it got shot off in the war.
He asked me to help him select a tie that would look impressive for job interviews. It was a Friday night and I was wearing the trashiest blouse I owned, a rose-colored, see-through nylon concoction with two strategically positioned front pockets.
That’s some blouse,
Michael said when I met him in the lobby of my apartment building. I was a junior and no longer required to live in a dorm.
You think so?
Michael held the lobby door as I glided through, my hips thrust forward. You look lovely,
he said. Lovely. He said I looked lovely. I was sorry Piper was off at some women-against-something-or-other rally. I would have liked for her to hear that.
Our walk across campus was enhanced by the usual someone’s-bombing-somewhere-fuck-you-Dow-Chemical protest marches, complete with wild-eyed students and terrified campus police. As we wove our way across the quadrangle, Michael gently reached down and laced his fingers through mine, the way my father did when I was a child, before he ran off.
We stopped at a corner in Campustown, waiting for a traffic signal. Green Street was unusually quiet, its rows of storefronts a favorite target for politically committed window smashers. Michael let go of my hand and turned his head as he fixated on the crackling sound of static, sputtering from a small military radio held by a baby-faced student, standing off to the side in an ill-fitting ROTC uniform. The student was clearly frustrated as he held the radio up to his ear, then out at arm’s length, looking at it accusingly as he fiddled with the controls. Michael walked over to the boy and, without saying a word, and with no protest from its owner, removed the radio from the boy’s hands and expertly adjusted two knobs, deftly tuning in to a clear frequency. He handed back the radio, the boy now looking both surprised and appreciative as Michael turned and walked back to me and quietly took my hand. Former job of mine,
he said, as we proceeded down the street.
We entered Morrie’s Men’s and Boys’, the largest men’s and boys’ store in downtown Champaign. Michael headed to the tie section, his movements self-assured and focused. I could have ripped off his clothes and ravished him right there in front of the madras sports coat rack.
Okay, so what image do you want to project?
I asked. We were standing in front of a table with ties lined up the same way my mother lined up forks for luncheons. Do you want to look reliable? Dependable?
He said, "I am reliable and dependable."
Well, then, maybe we should throw in a new aspect to your personality.
I held up a hand-painted Peter Max—inspired number.
Michael shook his head no. I’ll be interviewing for these ad agencies’ research departments. I should look like a researcher.
Perhaps something in a pipe and deerstalker?
I ran my finger along the ties like I was flipping through an index file. It’s not easy to match the personality of a tie to the personality of a man who is strong and confident and considerate and vaguely scary all at the same time. Now I know why I never buy my dad ties,
I said. Now I know why he owns ten bottles of Old Spice.
Michael chose a blue paisley tie with burgundy lining. This is the one,
he said.
That’s it? You look at it? You pick it up? You buy it? No holding it against a shirt or deliberating over how it’ll match your suit?
Franny,
he said, it’s a tie.
"Fine. But there is such a thing as being too decisive."
Michael looked at me. I’ve decided it’s time you came home with me.
When Michael first told me he lived in a house on Tenth Street, he neglected to say his apartment was in the basement. And it wasn’t one of those garden basement apartments where the windows look out on the street; it was one of those basement basement apartments where the windows look out on people’s feet. A laundry room had been revamped into a makeshift kitchen with a small refrigerator and two-burner stove, and a furnace room converted into a living room, which Michael had furnished with bookcases, a pole lamp, and a beanbag chair. A plastic dish, spilling over with food, sat in a corner of the room next to a water bowl.
Nice place,
I said.
It’s cheap,
he said.
The yellow walls help.
The landlord’s a nice guy.
I didn’t think there was such a thing as a nice slumlord.
Michael told me the uneaten food on the floor was for his cat, but the cat had run away weeks ago. He was still hoping she’d return. My cats always run away,
he said.
So why own a cat?
I asked.
I love cats,
he said.
Before I could ask why he would love a cat that didn’t love him back, he opened a door revealing the Taj Mahal of basement bedrooms, with French blue walls, a cream-colored shag carpet, an Indian madras bedspread, and tiny votive candles, already lit, arranged along the floor, on the sill, on the night table, each one flickering in a delicate glass holder; rows of miniature jelly jars.
Within a heartbeat we had our arms around one another and we were kissing and touching and pressing and feeling and moving our hips in unison. I didn’t even stop to worry, Will he like my body? Will he hate my thighs? I wanted all clothes off and I wanted them off fast.
There’s no rush,
Michael told me as I fumbled with his buttons. I want to enjoy every moment of making love to you.
He treated me like someone precious and enthralling. He’d stroke my hair and kiss my neck and glide his hands over my body and gaze at me like he was afraid I wasn’t real. Does this make you happy? Is this what you want?
he’d ask. I loved touching him and he loved to be touched. His body was strong and beautiful and healthy, except for one small area on his right calf, a scar the size of a penny, the result, he told me, of a shrapnel wound that chafed if anything rubbed against it. A war wound, I thought, how sexy. I was crazy with the joy of him. And I discovered what it was to feel cherished and connected.
We must have fallen asleep for a while. When I woke I was alone; the air felt cold on my breasts. The candlelight was dying out. As each flame faded away, the room was cast into shadows. Michael strolled into the bedroom wearing only a pair of jeans slung low on his hips. I couldn’t believe anything that beautiful had just made love to me, his flat stomach, lean torso, the muscular arms. Those Marine Corps push-ups sure paid off.
Hi,
he said, padding over to the bed in his bare feet and bending over to kiss me. Are you hungry?
Sort of,
I said. It must have been after midnight.
Keep sleeping.
He pulled the covers back over me. I stayed in bed and dozed, waking when Michael returned carrying a large plate with an omelet and two forks in one hand, and two napkins and an open bottle of Mateus in the other.
Dinner is served,
he said, his voice grand and happy. He turned on a lamp beside the bed.
Sorry,
I told him, but only naked people are invited to this party.
We sat on the bed with the madras spread wrapped around our shoulders, devouring the omelet and taking turns sipping from the bottle of wine. The omelet was wonderful, made with melted cheese and sliced mushrooms and green peppers, little rivulets of melted butter streaming through it.
Michael, have you been in love a lot?
I asked between bites.
That’s an odd question.
I didn’t think there was anything odd about it. But considering we were both naked, perhaps the timing was a bit odd. I’m just curious,
I said.
He took a deep breath. Well, there was one girl. But we met right before I went overseas, and she got bored with me being away. It didn’t work out.
She sent you one of those Dear John letters?
That struck me as unimaginable.
No. She just stopped writing.
That struck me as unpatriotic.
Too bad you didn’t know me,
I said. I’d have written you tons of letters.
Yes,
Michael said. And I would have been so busy reading them, I would have gotten myself shot.
I popped a sliver of green pepper into his mouth. I used to write my high school boyfriend letters and leave them in his locker. Then one day he threw them out and told me he was seeing someone else.
He was young,
Michael said. He didn’t appreciate you.
Did you have a girlfriend in high school?
No one special.
Here’s to the fools who didn’t love us,
I said, holding the bottle of Mateus over my head. I reached for a napkin with my other hand. And here’s to the butter I’ve dripped on me.
I know the perfect solution to that,
Michael said, taking the wine bottle and pulling me up from the bed.
I had never showered with a man before. It wasn’t the sort of thing you did at the Kappa Sigma house. Michael and I took turns soaping each other and scrubbing his back and scrubbing my back and standing under the spout to rinse off, the process considerably slowed because he kept rubbing additional handfuls of suds over my body.
I love showers,
he said, massaging the back of my neck with a washcloth. When Khe Sanh was under siege, I went fifty-eight days without showering. Until one Sunday morning, when the shelling just stopped. I stripped down and ran into the lake and soaped up. But a new wave of rounds hit and I had to scramble out before I could rinse. All I could do was wait for the soap to dry and scratch the damn stuff off.
Michael happily scrubbed behind my ears. I love showers,
he said again. I traced figure eights against his soapy chest. He kissed my forehead. You have the ability to see the world through the eyes of a child, Franny. I can’t do that anymore.
I slipped my arms around his neck and pressed myself against him, looked up at him and grinned. I bet I can outswear you,
I said. I figured after all those months hanging around fraternity boys, I had learned a thing or two. What I hadn’t learned was to never make a bet like that with a former marine. Michael pleasantly rambled off the most degenerate words I’d ever heard. For his grand finale, he whispered something in my ear that I’m still trying to forget. That’s disgusting,
I said. And not only is it disgusting—it is not even physically possible.
"Oh yeah? Michael laughed, and we rinsed ourselves and hurried out of the shower, drying each other with fresh white towels. We raced back to bed to make love again, in a fairly traditional manner, except for my being cautious not to rub against his scar. Afterward, our bodies still entwined, he whispered,
When I make love to you, Franny, I feel like I disappear."
Well, don’t go too far away.
I pressed my lips against his neck then rolled back, resting my head on one hand so I could study the beautiful carved angles of his face. Maybe we should try a new subject. We’ve already tried sex. How about religion? Is the Sunday school teacher’s son religious?
No,
he said, like he was surprised I’d even asked. He was lying on his back, like a sunbather. He told me the religious guys were the surest ones to die, that they were so caught up in praying, they’d stop paying attention and get killed. I used to attend church,
he said. Before I joined the service. Before Vietnam. But not anymore.
I asked, Why not?
It was several moments before he answered, and when he did, his voice was solemn and certain. Because now I know there’s no God.
That’s curious, I could swear I just saw him.
My attempt at levity didn’t make him laugh. His mood had changed so abruptly. It made me uneasy to hear him sound so positive about a prospect that sounded so bleak. I never really thought about God, but there were times I prayed, so I assumed I was talking to someone.
Michael twisted around, his eyes fixed on me. I witnessed a lot of bad things, Franny. Nothing you need to hear about, or I need to talk about. I want to protect you from the bad things. I want to be strong for you.
I wasn’t sure if he meant the bad things in life, or bad things in him. I smoothed his hair away from his eyes. Do you ever see your buddies from the war?
I asked.
Buddies?
In war movies guys always have buddies.
No,
Michael said, that’s all over with.
"Come on. Didn’t you have some friend that