The Miracle of Language
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Welcome to Richard Lederer's beguiling celebration of language -- of our ability to utter, write, and receive words. No purists need stop here. Mr. Lederer is no linguistic sheriff organizing posses to hunt down and string up language offenders. Instead, join him "In Praise of English," and discover why the tongue described in Shakespeare's day as "of small reatch" has become the most widely spoken language in history:
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English never rejects a word because of race, creed, or national origin. Did you know that jukebox comes from Gullah and canoe from Haitian Creole?
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Many of our greatest writers have invented words and bequeathed new expressions to our eveyday conversations. Can you imagine making up almost ten percent of our written vocabulary? Scholars now know that William Shakespeare did just that!
He also points out the pitfalls and pratfalls of English. If a man mans a station, what does a woman do? In the "The Department of Redundancy Department," "Is English Prejudiced?" and other essays, Richard Lederer urges us not to abandon that which makes us human: the capacity to distinguish, discriminate, compare, and evaluate.
Richard Lederer
Richard Lederer is the author of more than 30 books about language, history, and humor, including his best-selling Anguished English series and his current book, Presidential Trivia. He has been profiled in magazines as diverse as The New Yorker, People, and the National Enquirer and frequently appears on radio as a commentator on language. Dr. Lederer's syndicated column, "Looking at Language," appears in newspapers and magazines throughout the United States. He has been named International Punster of the Year and Toastmasters International's Golden Gavel winner.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I was expecting something more Steven Pinker-esque from this book—I hear Lederer is a neat speaker and enjoys to talk about language, so I expected the book to be more engaging and exploratory. Instead, it read like a disconnected series of newspaper columns (and I say that because I know he wrote a column in a newspaper—otherwise, it's a series of very short chapters). Sorry, Mr. Lederer, but this book didn't make me—a linguist!—feel like these examples of language were terribly miraculous.Such potential.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Fifteen years ago, I attended a library conference where Richard Lederer was the keynote speaker. His message was intriguing and I bought several of his books but it has taken me this long to read the first one. The miracle of language is really a misnomer and the title should really be “The miracle of English.” Although the first two chapters do deal with language in general, Lederer’s main concern is English and the writers of English over the years who have shaped English into an international language. He points out that English has a greater vocabulary than any other language, with words from the Angles, the French and Latin. And the language does not hesitate to take in words from other languages and, if there isn’t a word, to make one up. Later in the book, he discusses seven of the most influential authors in the English language, praises books and libraries, and ends with a section of quotes from various authors about words. His makes a case for using simple words instead of convoluted language and quotes a section from Ecclesiastes and a version written by George Orwell which is 1 ½ times as long, showing how sterile modern English can be. Then there is the section about how words can change history and the example is chilling.Lederer, a teacher of high school English and a columnist for a local newspaper, writes in an informal style. I felt that he tried to cover too much in this book since chapters seemed to move from gender problems in English to makers of new words to how to write poetry with examples from several of his high school students. Although he credited authors, he did not cite where the material was originally from. There is an index but it is not complete. The authors that he quoted in the chapter “Words about words” do not appear at all. As an academic librarian and having an interest in language, I expected more from this book.
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The Miracle of Language - Richard Lederer
THE MIRACLE OF LANGUAGE
RICHARD LEDERER
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PRAISE FOR
THE MIRACLE OF LANGUAGE
and Richard Lederer’s Other Fascinating Books
Richard Lederer has done it again—another delightful, witty, and hugely absorbing celebration of the English language. Is there no stopping the man?
—Bill Bryson, author of Made in America
"With THE MIRACLE OF LANGUAGE, Lederer, America’s foremost wag of words, has also become a sage…. That is not to say Lederer has abandoned humor—far from it. MIRACLE is filled with many gems."
—The San Diego Union-Tribune
A veritable Cook’s tour of the wonderful English language—from its major highways to its little-known but fascinating byways and back roads.
—Don Hauptman, author of Cruel and Unusual Puns
Lederer’s collection on the English language can be read from start to finish or browsed at will, and it is consistently enjoyable…. This witty compendium … both entertains and instructs.
—ALA Booklist
Entertaining and enlightening … a delightful and edifying collection.
—Publishers Weekly
Richard Lederer’s delight in English is itself delightful—and contagious.
—Edwin Newman, author of Strictly Speaking
CRAZY ENGLISH
"Crazy English is a gem."
—San Francisco Chronicle
Lederer beguiles and bedazzles.
—Los Angeles Times
"Crazy English is great fun."
—Pittsburgh Press
Hot dog! In a nutshell, Lederer is pleasing as punch.
—Indianapolis Star
A joyride … Lederer celebrates the semantic antics of our language.
—Boston Herald
"For sheer fun, you couldn’t find a nicer gift than Crazy English by Richard Lederer."
—James J. Kilpatrick
Holy cow! English has never been better.
—Minneapolis Star Tribune
"Crazy English? Crazy like a fox, this man Lederer. Ours is a language that reveals its secrets in winks, allusions, sighs, and giggles. Richard Lederer, being a genius, has taken the giggle road. Don’t be bothered that you will laugh from the first page of the book to the last—at the end you will be better equipped to convey exactly what you mean, however serious the subject may be."
—Willard Espy
THE WRITE WAY
An entertaining, clearly written, concise guide to writing … Ideal for anyone who wants to be a better writer.
—The Times Record (Brunswick, ME)
This commonsense approach to good writing belongs on every library shelf…. Anyone familiar with Lederer’s previous books on the use and abuse of the English language will not be surprised by the abundance of humor used on these pages to lighten what might otherwise be a very dreary topic.
—Kliatt
Books by Richard Lederer
Adventures of a Verbivore
Anguished English
Basic Verbal Skills (with Philip Burnham)
Crazy English
Fractured English
Get Thee to a Punnery
Literary Trivia (with Michael Gilleland)
The Miracle of Language
More Anguished English
Nothing Risqué, Nothing Gained
The Play of Words
Puns & Games
The Word Circus
The Write Way (with Richard Dowis)
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RICHARD LEDERER
THE
MIRACLE
OF
LANGUAGE
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To my father and my mother
and my sisters and my brothers
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Thanks to Anne Lederer, my daughter, for making How Do We Know What We Know?
a family affair; to Marty Capodice for the research on One Word Can Change the World
; to Merriam-Webster for suggesting many of the Brave New Words; to Andre Hurtgen for his wisdom about foreign languages; to Beverly McDonald, Gertrude King Ramstrom, Lorraine Stickney, and Larry Katzenbach for their compact and indestructible contributions to this book; and to my students at St. Paul’s School, especially Charles Shaffer, Celia Wren, Jennifer Home, and Ashley Elinor, for their enrichment of these chapters.
I am especially grateful to my editor Jane Rosenman, whose work so embodies an abiding love for the miracle of language.
Versions of some of the chapters in this book have appeared in Verbatim, Writer’s Digest, and Writing!
CONTENTS
Introduction
1
WINGED WORDS
The Miracle of Language
How Do We Know What We Know?
In Praise of English
The Case for Short Words
English at Play
Brave New Words
II
CRACKS IN THE PANE
Is English Prejudiced?
Words We Need
The Department of Redundancy Department
One Word Can Change the World
III
THE LOOM OF LITERATURE
Literary Wordmakers
A Man of Fire-New Words
No Harmless Drudges, They
The Word Magic of Lewis Carroll
The Year of Mark Twain
The Hilltop of the Heart
The Legacy of T. S. Eliot
George Orwell Is Watching You
IV
WRITE ON!
Bookmobility
A Celebration of Libraries
Ya Got Any Good Books Here?
What Is Poetry?
You Can Be a Poet
A Letter Is Forever
V
A GALLIMAUFRY FOR WORD LOVERS
Words About Words
Index
INTRODUCTION
A few years ago my daughter Katy was getting ready to play in a jazz band concert at our local junior high school. Her group was scheduled to perform after the orchestra and the regular band, and I, not wanting to hear other people’s unidentifiable children extracting unidentifiable sounds from unidentifiable instruments—and not knowing my brass from my oboe anyway—asked some other parents to take Katy to the concert, where I would come to see her at the appropriate time.
Just as I was about to leave for the performance, the telephone rang. One of my New Hampshire Public Radio listeners wanted to know, "Why is it sheep and cattle on the hoof but mutton and beef on the table? I get calls like this all the time, just as each day in my mailbox piles of letters about language greet me from readers of my weekly newspaper column,
Looking at Language." From the citizens of Concord, New Hampshire, alone, a megalopolis of some 35,000 souls, I have received more than enough inquiries and observations about word and phrase origins, bloopers, puns, grammar, usage, and spelling to fill my column space in the Concord Monitor at least once a month for the past ten years. My adventures in columny and radio commentary have led to a career as an itinerant lecturer. Many a night have I traveled to a small New England library, school, or city hall to speak to and with a group of townspeople who have come through the darkness to spend an evening in a clean, well-lighted place rapping about language.
That’s one of the strange paradoxes about our times. The standard Sunday supplement jeremiads tell us of the decline of language, how the seductive luminescence of film and television and the hum and buzz of video games are blinding and deafening us to the meanings and nuances of words. But whatever you may be hearing about the closing of the American mind and cultural illiteracy (I do not deny that much of it is true), there has never been a more passionate moment in the history of the American love affair with language. Visit your local bookstore and count the volumes that line the shelves of the Language, Humor, and Reference sections; look in your local newspaper, and you may well find a column about language by somebody like me.
It is the best of times to be a person who makes his or her living spreading the word about words. As people perceive that all about them things fall apart—education, the environment, the moral fabric—they are concerned to preserve and enlarge the hallmark of their humanness, and that hallmark is their language. To paraphrase Mark Twain, who makes an appearance in the middle of this book, rumors of the death of English are highly exaggerated.
Oh, yes: that telephone call. As succinctly as I could, I addressed my listener’s inquiry. I told him that I was delighted with his question about sheep and mutton because it touched on a fascinating aspect of the history of our English language. In 1066 the Norman French invaded England and within a year ruled all of the country. The Norman Conquest signaled the end of the Old English period and the beginning of Middle English, but the French that the Norman nobility spoke did not reach down to the lower classes, the folk who, in the long run, were to determine the nature of our language.
This separation explains why live animals, which were tended by the Saxon peasants, had English names—sheep, cow, ox, swine, calf, deer, and chicken—while the animals that were carried to the castle hall to feast among the nobles,
as Walter Scott writes in Ivanhoe, had French names—mutton, beef, pork, bacon, veal, venison, and pullet.
All this took me about ten minutes to outline, and the tutorial made me late for the concert. I tore downstairs, jumped into my car, and sped toward the event. At the last major intersection before the junior high school, the car in front of me made a left, and I floated in behind it. Sure enough, as I arrived at the school parking lot, right behind me were the blue flashing lights of a police car. When I stopped, a young officer strode over to my automobile and said, License and registration, please.
Yes sir,
I sighed and presented the documents.
Do you know why I stopped you?
he asked.
Well, I knew, but I wanted him to say.
Why did you stop me, officer?
Because you didn’t come to a complete stop at the intersection of South Fruit and Clinton streets.
Sensing a redundancy aborning, I asked, Well then, what did I do?
You only came to a partial stop.
Seizing on the oxymoron, I fixed him with a steely gaze. Officer, what in the world is a partial stop?
His head jerked back and he exclaimed, Are you the guy who writes those books about language?
I said I was and he let me off.
That’s one of the advantages of being a guy who writes those books about language.
You intimidate people—and you save $33 on a traffic ticket.
Most people perceive us English teachers as prissy, fastidious characters, and being in the presence of a so-called language expert brings forth certain stock responses: Gee, English was my worst subject in school. I hated diagramming sentences.
Or: So, you’re an English teacher. I guess I’d better watch my grammar.
Or: You’re the language person, eh. I’m afraid to say anything in your presence.
To which I often want to reply, Yeah, between you and I, you better speak and write good or I ain’t gonna give you no respect irregardless!
But those of us who truly cherish language are not linguistic sheriffs who organize posses to hunt down and string up language offenders who have the temerity or misfortune to split their infinitives, float their hopefullys, and dangle their participles in public. The last thing in the world we want to do is to make people uptight about the epicenter of their identity—the way they communicate. We celebrate language as the most glorious of all human inventions, incomparably the finest of our achievements. We marvel at the fact that, as you pass your eyes over the pages in this book, you experience ideas similar to those that I was thinking when, in another place and another time, I struck the symbols on my keyboard. Because I write and you read, we can both extend ourselves beyond the creatures we each were when we were born and the people we each were before I began the writing and you the reading.
If you are a genuine wordaholic, an authentic logolept, and a certifiable verbivore, you are in for a lifetime of joy. You don’t have to go to a special room like a laboratory or a theater or a special part of the country or the world to experience your delight. You have only to listen to the sounds that escape through the holes in people’s faces and pay heed to the messages that flow from their pens and luminesce up on their computer screens. That is the stuff that this book is made on. That is the miracle that we call language.
RICHARD LEDERER
San Diego, California
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I
WINGED
WORDS
THE MIRACLE
OF LANGUAGE
"Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast," declared the philologist Max Müller. The boundary between human and animal—between the most primitive savage and the highest ape—is the language line. In some tribes in Africa, a baby is called a kuntu, a thing,
not yet a muntu, a person.
It is only through the gift of language that the child acquires reason, the complexity of thought that sets him or her apart from the other creatures who share this planet. The birth of language is the dawn of humanity; in our beginning was the word. We have always been endowed with language because before we had words, we were not human beings.
The limits of my language,
wrote the philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein, are the limits of my mind. All I know is what I have words for.
Without the word we are imprisoned; possessing the word, we are set free. Listen now to the stories of four thinkers—two men, two women; two whites, two blacks—as they give eloquent testimony to the emancipating power of language.
Most of us cannot remember learning our first word, but Helen Keller recalled that event in her life with a flashing vividness. She remembered because she was deaf, mute, and blind from the age of nineteen months and did not learn her first word until she was seven.
When Helen was six, an extraordinary teacher named Anne Mansfield Sullivan entered her life. Miss Sullivan was poor, ill, and nearly blind herself, but she possessed a tenacious vitality that was to force her pupil’s unwilling mind from the dark, silent prison in which it lived: "Before my teacher came to me, I lived in a world that was a no-world. I cannot hope to describe adequately that unconscious yet conscious time of nothingness. I did not know that I knew aught,